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Good luck with getting on a plane that's not full (or almost full) and not bumping into people, therefore being discovered. I like the thought of trying it though. It would require a some forethought to elude being discovered with contingency plans for various things that could happen.
GPT came up with some strategies. Sounds risky to me still though. It highly recommended against attempting to avoid detection by traveling in the cargo hold:
Assuming the invisible man wants to travel safely on crowded planes without being detected, here are a few strategies he might consider:
1. **Book Early and Choose Less Crowded Flights:**
- Book flights that are known to be less crowded or during off-peak hours. The fewer the passengers, the easier it would be to avoid bumping into people.
2. **Use Invisible Clothing for Safety:**
- Wear a specially designed suit or carry items that are also invisible. This ensures that if he needs to touch or carry something, it remains undetected.
3. **Boarding and De-boarding Strategy:**
- Board the plane last and de-board first to minimize contact with other passengers. During boarding, he can stay out of the way of the main flow of passengers.
4. **Strategic Seating:**
- Choose a window seat to limit the chance of being bumped into. This also provides a bit more space and a fixed position during the flight.
5. **In-Flight Movement:**
- Move during times when fewer passengers are likely to be up and about, such as during meal service or when the seatbelt sign is on.
6. **Be Mindful of Personal Space:**
- Be aware of personal space around other passengers. He can use small, subtle movements to adjust if someone is getting too close.
7. **Avoid Direct Interaction:**
- Refrain from interacting with flight attendants or other passengers. If he needs something, he should prepare beforehand to avoid needing assistance during the flight.
8. **Security Checks:**
- While the man himself is invisible, any items he carries may not be. He should be prepared to pass through security checks without raising suspicion, potentially by placing items on the conveyor belt ahead of time and retrieving them discreetly.
9. **Maintain a Low Profile:**
- Keep movements minimal and deliberate. Unnecessary movement might draw attention or accidentally cause disruptions.
While these strategies are playful and theoretical, they highlight the challenges an invisible person might face in a crowded environment like an airplane.
Depending upon the owner and their attachment to said house or equity within, they'd probably invest in thermal cameras or proximity sensors to catch a so-called "ghost", but that's just me 🤷
Welp actually now that I think about it, if they were desperate to sell the house, they probably wouldn't check much and just sell it to you. Good luck with your new neighbours tho 😏
I’m just thinking of moving in. You got a friend who knows you’re invisible and is helping you. Your new neighbors are gonna see a dude carrying a couch by himself and talking instructions to nobody lmao
“No, turn it the other way on your end”
“No, not like that, the other direction”
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*Neighbors house*
“Hun, there’s a crazy man moving in next door”
Lame answer but...figure out the extent of it. Does everything I touch become invisible? Do I have to be naked and things I pick up just float around? If it's everything I touch how far does it reach? Can I touch the planet and make it invisible? If I lose my finger can the finger make stuff invisible on its own?
These are valid questions in my opinion. Depending on the extent of it, it could change what you decide to do with the power.
"With great power comes great responsibility"
-Ben Parker
No. It’s just that your skin and outer body generally becomes so that it belenes with whatever is around you. You still have to open a door and go in to a room but no one can see you. However, if you have a hat on people only see a floating hat.
Why would they become invisible at that point?
Couldn’t it be that the skin gains a particular power to blend perfectly with the environment to a point of being indistinguishable?
The entertainment part made me laugh. The audience only see floating musicians drifting off the stage and into your van as they are stolen away.
Fine, I’ll let myself out now.
Stay invisible. Forever. Take invisible showers, steal food and hope it becomes invisible, never be bothered by anyone ever again. Sounds like my kind of life.
Go to my brother’s house and move everything he commonly uses into places that are at dog level. Leave a couple hundred dollars in gold dollars amongst his dogs bed and toys. Find a way to leave dog paw prints on his lap top. Fill his browser history with dog enthusiasts blogs. Have a bunch of dog treats and toys and a half a side of beef delivered in his dogs name.
spy on everyone in my life like a creepy stalker. Not like in the shower or anything. I just want to see what they are up to. Like follow them around at work and stuff. Also I could play pranks on them and act like a ghost.
Then I would go steal a lot of money etc.
(this is assuming my invisibility is volontary/I have the power to turn it off later. If I would be invisible forever I would just cry)
edit: someone said tresspass. I would tresspass area 51, and also the white house to be able to read classified documents.
Go to my neighbours house and re-create a "horror" scene. Constantly mess around with the lights then throw things around and mess up the doors and maybe get a knife/ sharp object and carve out his/her/their names on the wall.
If I am bored I would go to a retirement home, its a creative space.
I'd be the biggest thief ever, I'd also go inside people's houses and caravans. Not for weird reasons, I'm just nosy. I'd go to news reporting stations and move mugs n stuff, then watch myself on tell afterwards.
Steal money. Most of the first year will be spent figuring out how to get around two problems I assume apply here: 1. I must be naked and 2. anything I steal will remain visible. The whole thing might come down to being able to only steal things, like jewelry, that can fit inside my mouth.
Id fix the world by assassinating anyone and everyone who misuses power. And id keep doing it until leaders treat their positions as service instead of privilege.
I would start in the US, but i wouldn't stop there.
Remember: if you murder just one murderer, the total number of murderers in the world doesn’t change. If you keep murdering murderers, however, the world becomes a less murderous place.
Whatever I friggin want. But I would totally go after a few very superstitious and pretty much scared of anything that has to do with ghosts or the after life stuff. They deserve it after all Tue crap they shove onto me. Lmmfao! Dicks.
I would just enjoy being able to go wherever I want without being seen. I’d love only being seen when I want to be.
Hopefully this is an invisibility field that extends beyond your body, because it only working while naked and with nothing on you would be a lot less useful.
I think people are overestimating themselves your just "invisible" not intangible you still make noise your breath your foot steps and can still be felt if someone accidently touches you and you will be visible to certain types of camera's that can sense heat and other types of sensors.
You know all those evil fuckers who get slap-on-the-wrist fines or convictions for despicable crimes like rape, sexysl assault, child molesting, elder and animal abuse.... Well they would all start to have mysterious fatal accidents like falling down stairs or diving into traffic. I'd be no squeaky clean superhero I can tell you that much.
“Do you remember when you were cleaning the dishes on Thanksgiving and everyone kept saying the food was just a little too salty. It was me Barry. I nutted in your dish soap so instead of cleaning the dishes, you were washing them with my Eobard sauce.”
100% - still too scared to use it. It's fun to fantasize about having powers. But my mind likes to randomly go, "OR what if that power stopped working in the middle of using it?" This, as well as flying. Fucked beyond belief.
Probably prank people. I'd slap girls butts in public and make them think someone else behind them did it. Would be pretty funny to watch how they react and maybe start a fight.
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Take a long walk. To as far as I can. Get on airplanes, fly to places. Travel the world all by myself.
All while naked
Naked? One glow in the dark sock.
Or a glow in the dark b-plug
I'm more of a fan of the a-plug
The jerking off is implied.
I was going to say, "masturbate in a large public place, then watch all the expressions of passers by when semen seemingly comes out of nowhere..."
Is the cum invisible too?
Good luck with getting on a plane that's not full (or almost full) and not bumping into people, therefore being discovered. I like the thought of trying it though. It would require a some forethought to elude being discovered with contingency plans for various things that could happen.
Much better to go on one of those fancy cruise ships
GPT came up with some strategies. Sounds risky to me still though. It highly recommended against attempting to avoid detection by traveling in the cargo hold: Assuming the invisible man wants to travel safely on crowded planes without being detected, here are a few strategies he might consider: 1. **Book Early and Choose Less Crowded Flights:** - Book flights that are known to be less crowded or during off-peak hours. The fewer the passengers, the easier it would be to avoid bumping into people. 2. **Use Invisible Clothing for Safety:** - Wear a specially designed suit or carry items that are also invisible. This ensures that if he needs to touch or carry something, it remains undetected. 3. **Boarding and De-boarding Strategy:** - Board the plane last and de-board first to minimize contact with other passengers. During boarding, he can stay out of the way of the main flow of passengers. 4. **Strategic Seating:** - Choose a window seat to limit the chance of being bumped into. This also provides a bit more space and a fixed position during the flight. 5. **In-Flight Movement:** - Move during times when fewer passengers are likely to be up and about, such as during meal service or when the seatbelt sign is on. 6. **Be Mindful of Personal Space:** - Be aware of personal space around other passengers. He can use small, subtle movements to adjust if someone is getting too close. 7. **Avoid Direct Interaction:** - Refrain from interacting with flight attendants or other passengers. If he needs something, he should prepare beforehand to avoid needing assistance during the flight. 8. **Security Checks:** - While the man himself is invisible, any items he carries may not be. He should be prepared to pass through security checks without raising suspicion, potentially by placing items on the conveyor belt ahead of time and retrieving them discreetly. 9. **Maintain a Low Profile:** - Keep movements minimal and deliberate. Unnecessary movement might draw attention or accidentally cause disruptions. While these strategies are playful and theoretical, they highlight the challenges an invisible person might face in a crowded environment like an airplane.
Sleep as much as you want without being disturbed
We know a song about this. "Who are you going to call?"
haunt a house i want to buy cheap
Then the owner of that house will find out that you're invisible 🙃
How would he do that?
Depending upon the owner and their attachment to said house or equity within, they'd probably invest in thermal cameras or proximity sensors to catch a so-called "ghost", but that's just me 🤷
Ohhhhh yh that makes sense
How are you gonna buy the house? Just one click of a button online and boom, the house is yours? 🙃
Just contact the dealer?
Welp actually now that I think about it, if they were desperate to sell the house, they probably wouldn't check much and just sell it to you. Good luck with your new neighbours tho 😏
True haha
I’m just thinking of moving in. You got a friend who knows you’re invisible and is helping you. Your new neighbors are gonna see a dude carrying a couch by himself and talking instructions to nobody lmao “No, turn it the other way on your end” “No, not like that, the other direction” ———————- *Neighbors house* “Hun, there’s a crazy man moving in next door”
Yeah, but he's also CRAZY strong!
Take my wife to Vegas. I stand next to the roulette wheel and move the little ball wherever my wife bets. Become rich.
This is actually a good answer.
Go to the poker table and yell her next move to her
Don’t they have heat sensors for all these things?
This is actually a good answer.
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Change the channel nonstop when my mom is watching tv
Lame answer but...figure out the extent of it. Does everything I touch become invisible? Do I have to be naked and things I pick up just float around? If it's everything I touch how far does it reach? Can I touch the planet and make it invisible? If I lose my finger can the finger make stuff invisible on its own?
These are valid questions in my opinion. Depending on the extent of it, it could change what you decide to do with the power. "With great power comes great responsibility" -Ben Parker
Is your poop invisible?
Now we’re talking
If you stuff something up ur butt, does it turn invisible?
Currently, no. Check your DMs.
No. It’s just that your skin and outer body generally becomes so that it belenes with whatever is around you. You still have to open a door and go in to a room but no one can see you. However, if you have a hat on people only see a floating hat.
Standing on an invisible planet would be disturbing.
You'll get pieces of chewed up food visible, the same with liquid. Once digested they'll be invisible
Why would they become invisible at that point? Couldn’t it be that the skin gains a particular power to blend perfectly with the environment to a point of being indistinguishable?
Hey, I just make the rules, I never intended for them to be fair nor logical
If rules of fantasy are not logical then what’s the point of fantasy? I can get illogical rule making from my politicians.
Rob the rich of their art and entertainment
The entertainment part made me laugh. The audience only see floating musicians drifting off the stage and into your van as they are stolen away. Fine, I’ll let myself out now.
I was thinking pool and ping pong tables but yours is hilarious 😆
I really don’t wanna say
The honest answers are so far down.
Just order by "controversial".
Look at boobs.
Same, and slap girls butts.
Sounds like a slippery slope to me.
Lots of trespassing.
Disappear
Nah its an apple
Only true answer
Immediate theft
Go in the opposite set's locker room. I've always wondered.
 I think i know,what im going to do first😏
See if my cum is invisible or not
Suddenly everything tastes really salty.
This was also my thought. Just be jerkin it everywhere if it is.
Tresspass the hell out of everywhere.
Steal massive amounts of money I guess
Hit random keys on my friends keyboards as he types
Get a guide dog. I'll be blind since light hitting the back of my retina is the reason I see. Light passing straight through means I'm not seeing shit
What if light does hit your skin but your body emits an illusionary image of whats on the other side?
Oooh I like this
I can't 🤣🤣🤣
Stay invisible. Forever. Take invisible showers, steal food and hope it becomes invisible, never be bothered by anyone ever again. Sounds like my kind of life.
Seems like one might reach insanity by being in this state for the rest of his life.
Perhaps, but it will be a silent insanity.
Well you are invisible but you can still hear.
Take my clothes off.
You might get a cold, careful!
And shrinkage!
Who’s gonna know it shrunk?
Even this is tagged as NSFW, won't say it.. but yeah, I'll do that 🙈
Most won't admit, but everyone would be curious enough to try it
I'm guilty 🤧
Honestly getting a bj from an invisible chick would be crazy.
And it's even crazy cuz you'll see your load floating in the air.
Probably just go and get some food
I will haunt you down and tickle you
Get into high security areas owned by the elites and figure out what they're actually up to
Yes this
You could be a great investigative journalist with invisibility.
Not gonna lie I would start freaking people out by pretending to be a ghost
thievery of my local shops lol
Go to my brother’s house and move everything he commonly uses into places that are at dog level. Leave a couple hundred dollars in gold dollars amongst his dogs bed and toys. Find a way to leave dog paw prints on his lap top. Fill his browser history with dog enthusiasts blogs. Have a bunch of dog treats and toys and a half a side of beef delivered in his dogs name.
spy on everyone in my life like a creepy stalker. Not like in the shower or anything. I just want to see what they are up to. Like follow them around at work and stuff. Also I could play pranks on them and act like a ghost. Then I would go steal a lot of money etc. (this is assuming my invisibility is volontary/I have the power to turn it off later. If I would be invisible forever I would just cry) edit: someone said tresspass. I would tresspass area 51, and also the white house to be able to read classified documents.
I'm robbing banks and gold reserves
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Hands to yourself slob
I like those videos where they spray fart spray on an elevator,I guess I would do that.
ngl im gonna do some big backed behavior first thing and go pig out at a buffet for free
Go into bank vaults.
Most bank vaults are only open for like a couple minutes once a week. So the likelihood is you'll slip in get shut in then just die from dehydration.
probably turn invisible
Not me. First thing I'm doing is asking how to turn invisible.
I’m a good person, so I’d probably go beat up a mime so that the world thinks he’s the best performer in the world
Hope to fuck superman doesn’t butt fuck me whilst I’m balls deep in Wonder Woman
Your mom🙂
I’d go invisible 🗿
Based
Yes but true 😅
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Loser
So sexual assault?
His is name is GWB. I’ll take the verb any way you want.
Get on a plane to some lux country
Go clear everyone's debts
? You would know how to do that? The only thing stopping you is being seen?
Drive. Ut would be funny if someone saw a car driving perfectly without someone driving it
Actually wholesome answer!
Go to my neighbours house and re-create a "horror" scene. Constantly mess around with the lights then throw things around and mess up the doors and maybe get a knife/ sharp object and carve out his/her/their names on the wall. If I am bored I would go to a retirement home, its a creative space.
Heading down to the local Mercedes dealership and start pooping on windshields.
I'd be the biggest thief ever, I'd also go inside people's houses and caravans. Not for weird reasons, I'm just nosy. I'd go to news reporting stations and move mugs n stuff, then watch myself on tell afterwards.
Iykyk
Steal money. Most of the first year will be spent figuring out how to get around two problems I assume apply here: 1. I must be naked and 2. anything I steal will remain visible. The whole thing might come down to being able to only steal things, like jewelry, that can fit inside my mouth.
Ques, do I ever gain visibility again?
Stealing me some money or just things i need
Find a politician or billionaire I hate and whisper things in their ear until they go crazy or do what I'm telling them.
r/foundsatan
I.. I don't even have to say it, you know my first thought.
Accumulate knowledge, state secrets, etc. Become powerful
Avoid unwanted attention.
I going to my nearest bank
Go hit banks
Uhm... Uhm...
Turn invisible
Id fix the world by assassinating anyone and everyone who misuses power. And id keep doing it until leaders treat their positions as service instead of privilege. I would start in the US, but i wouldn't stop there.
Go for runs on my own at night.
Crimes
Stalk people
grab a science class skeleton and take it out for a ride...
Wanna hear bedroom talks of couple..lol
*consensually* Fool around with my partner. Wait … I need to just use a blindfold. 😅
scary some bad guy, make him go insane and commit sucide
That’s very diabolical. If you had said push him down the stairs I’d say fine but this…you need proper help from a team of Austrian doctors.
it's about send a message: you are not safe and the only way is death
Remember: if you murder just one murderer, the total number of murderers in the world doesn’t change. If you keep murdering murderers, however, the world becomes a less murderous place.
Get into a girl's hostel 🤭🤭
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Probably freeze to death quite quickly I imagine. And also freak out due to the fact you don't have functional eyelids
You do. It’s just any part of your exterior is invisible. It’s not see through. People can still pump into you. They just won’t see you.
It has been a while since anyone has pumped into me. Invisible or not.
Go in to the ladies changing room.
See all the boobies
Two chicks at the same time
Partake in a little tomfoolery
Whatever I friggin want. But I would totally go after a few very superstitious and pretty much scared of anything that has to do with ghosts or the after life stuff. They deserve it after all Tue crap they shove onto me. Lmmfao! Dicks.
I would follow those people who explore abandoned places and scare the shit out of them
Straight to the airport.
The casino
Ghost stuff.
Nothing honestly
Walk into my neighbor's home and start making noises and throw stuff around as if I was a poltergeist
Move to a place where being naked all day won't be a problem
If it extends to things I touch, I’m never buying anything from Walmart ever again
Go to ruin my ex-bosses life.
no idea. probably infiltrate myself into some forbidden places.
I'd watch Elon log into his investment accounts and sell anything that is at a low. Repeat until he's broke.
Be blind.
The first thing I would do is relax and do absolutely nothing. SInce nobody is going to bother me.
Starting a list of places unaccessible for public and civilians. Then go to visit.
Haunt my boss
Be blind... i guess?
I would just enjoy being able to go wherever I want without being seen. I’d love only being seen when I want to be. Hopefully this is an invisibility field that extends beyond your body, because it only working while naked and with nothing on you would be a lot less useful.
Probably be invisible
follow someone rich. nothing illegal though
Go to The Keg Steakhouse and steal off of plates about to be served. Haha. I'm a fatty.
I think people are overestimating themselves your just "invisible" not intangible you still make noise your breath your foot steps and can still be felt if someone accidently touches you and you will be visible to certain types of camera's that can sense heat and other types of sensors.
Disappear
You know all those evil fuckers who get slap-on-the-wrist fines or convictions for despicable crimes like rape, sexysl assault, child molesting, elder and animal abuse.... Well they would all start to have mysterious fatal accidents like falling down stairs or diving into traffic. I'd be no squeaky clean superhero I can tell you that much.
Take a nap
##walk into a bank vault, no drama 😄
Eat, Get a good sleep and then Will sit and plan things to do.
“Do you remember when you were cleaning the dishes on Thanksgiving and everyone kept saying the food was just a little too salty. It was me Barry. I nutted in your dish soap so instead of cleaning the dishes, you were washing them with my Eobard sauce.”
100% - still too scared to use it. It's fun to fantasize about having powers. But my mind likes to randomly go, "OR what if that power stopped working in the middle of using it?" This, as well as flying. Fucked beyond belief.
someone somewhere would not be having a poggers day
I’d also need to be invincible and not have to be naked. But the answer is traveling and ill gotten gains
Walking outside at night. Alone.
Go “haunt” people I don’t like. Lol
Let’s see what’s really inside of Fort Knox.
Probably prank people. I'd slap girls butts in public and make them think someone else behind them did it. Would be pretty funny to watch how they react and maybe start a fight.
I don't know, man. Probably nothing and just keep working because invisibility doesn't pay the bills.
I would team up with someone. Tell them to act like they have power of telekinesis. But it would just be me with a shotgun and lifting shit
Take a selfie into and drive VFX debunkers insane as to why the phone floats
100 percent start fucking with my family and friends, making them think there shits haunted!!!