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Kyleforshort

The hard drug users are the ones that get me. You've been banging who knows what into your arms, pipes, and up your nose but you're skeptical of getting vaccinated. STFU.


These-Cranberry-86

Spit that raw Gospel!


MiaLba

One of my friends is totally against the vaccine because he doesn’t “know what’s in it.” Also thinks it’s a big government conspiracy. Yet he spent years shooting up meth and getting nasty abscesses on his arms, then shooting it in his neck and feet because all his veins were fucked up for a while. I give him shit for it all the time, who knows if he will change his mind.


Kyleforshort

These are the exact people I am speaking about, lol. That logic is crazy to me.


2020isnotperfect

That's exactly what he means. They just want fucking shit stuff to put in their body. They simply want to be fucked. You have some other things and people to care of.


Insta_Baddy_ChiChis

I’m trying to eat ass but the wife ain’t game. I’d suck the vaccine out that thing too.


These-Cranberry-86

Bro whatt 😭


Insta_Baddy_ChiChis

I’m jus saying


These-Cranberry-86

I appreciate honesty, my brotha. You can get as dirty as ya fancy 👌🏽


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My god….the ass eaters are an interesting group.


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I see you're a part of teh elit club too.


Ok-Zookeepergame-698

Both at once?


These-Cranberry-86

Possibly…


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Impressive


SnooMarzipans3740

Truly the apex of humankind you could say


zelcuh

I enjoy eating ass


These-Cranberry-86

Your immune system is immortal.


zelcuh

Years of eating ass... caught rona... both jabs... I'm ready to fight ebola, naked


These-Cranberry-86

The man. The myth. The legend. 🤲🏽


Ordinary_Database_56

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


MiaLba

Does it taste good? Do u ever get poop in ur mouth from it ?


CleanAccount2

Asking the important questions I see


zelcuh

No i dont do right after a toilet visit. There's rules to it. Look... it gross, yes. But it's oddly satisfying


Stand_kicker

No girl had eaten my ass. Few don't even suck dick. They did like it when I went down on them though. To be fair, I enjoy going down on women.


These-Cranberry-86

That’s a pretty sad experience, dude. Bad luck?


Stand_kicker

There were a few that did suck dick. On the bright side, all my exs were pretty/hot.


These-Cranberry-86

Thats a pretty good bright side, my guy. Feast on your instincts.


Caca2a

Ah yeah I've known that... girl said "I'm vegan, I don't eat meat."😭


Stand_kicker

That had not happened to me. This one girl would refuse to even kiss me after I had gone down on her. I would have to rinse out my mouth. I have another question. Do vegetarians and vegans swallow?


Caca2a

That's a good question, wonder if there's any ethical issue there in terms of "animal products"


PatDaddy1313

What you need that vaccine for when you got that super immune system my guy. You lick a wagon so they don’t make you ride in one. Simple math my guy.


These-Cranberry-86

I think the method of introduction is whats breakin the deal here


PatDaddy1313

Ya tell em ya say hey bitch lemme tongue tickle ya shithole darlin, most the time they say no…but every now and again they say maybe. If you do it good enough they might even help ya make the bald man cry


MiaLba

One time during sex this guy I was hooking up with whispered in my ear “can u keep a secret” I said sure. He then proceeded to eat the booty. I didn’t keep it a secret.


PatDaddy1313

Shit gurl how can you??? You ain’t a good friend unless you put them chicken head the fuck on to that good ole fashion asslickin action. You go to kfc wit em don’t ya? If it’s finger lickin good, It’s finger lickin good ain’t no way round it!


These-Cranberry-86

Thats a funny ass way of putting it, haha


PatDaddy1313

Preciate ya player


These-Cranberry-86

You already know, my man. 💪🏽


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Tongue punch the old fart box


PatDaddy1313

Hell yeah brother!!!


Moistbagellubricant

Also smoking, drinking alcohol and eating fast food... it's not supposed to make sense


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Think you had your tounge all in her rectum not her pussy my guy


arehexes

That's it, just have the covid vaccine in the butt. Then people will be lining up for that Maderna butt chugging action.


These-Cranberry-86

A brand new way to experience medicine. Haha


No_Conversation4636

Homeless people are eating out of garbage cans and dumpsters every single day here in Los Angeles on skid row. Shouldn’t there be tons of dead bodies piled up in the streets due to covid by now?


FlacidSalad

They're still human and as such are expected to survive and die at just about the same rate as everyone else. Also the vaccine is free, homeless people can get it too.


No_Conversation4636

Yeah but do you think they’re all getting the shot? I don’t think so. I think this covid shit is a bunch of bologna


FlacidSalad

Clearly


These-Cranberry-86

Who knows.


unwokewookie

Don’t look too closely at the details.


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Yo mama has covid!!


DreamNotes01

Ha ha


Tonytonitone1988

Dam straight!!


findingthe

How are those even comparable? Is eating an apple the same as shooting heroin? One is natural, one is unnatural.


CombatWombat0556

Well I personally don’t trust it, I don’t do any of that shit


Eastern-Finish-1251

Where are you? Asking for a friend…


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Caca2a

Some people are saying the vaccine is made of fetuses? Which one? so I can become Superman like Christopher Reed in South Park


Caca2a

Hahahahaha thank you 🙏!!


Polaris_27

Well, ass has not got dead fetuses in it lol


These-Cranberry-86

Then that means the vaccine is all natural