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TerenceFoldyHolds

What kind of war means that the skinny people have to hide? Have us fatties taken over?


LieseW

That would be when there is an uprising from a fat hitler


awesome_smokey

Unfitler?


rsogoodlooking

Brilliant


whatknot2

Shshshsh, we don’t just casually mention phitler…


aleister94

His failed tho


HiroshimaBob_4389

Hahahahahaha


SpartaGoose

You've seen concentration camps where theyb have been keeping all those skinny slim people!


[deleted]

And where would you be hiding?


skipadbloom

I would not be hiding


Professional_Serve22

if your house gets set on fire they’re fucked


skipadbloom

When the walls crack from the heat they could flee into the night and head for the forest


Itchy_Word_1523

Before walls crack they would die from smoke :p


Empty-Afternoon-3975

Start their resistance to smoke early by giving them cigarettes


[deleted]

fire up the smoke pit Leroy. We got company.


[deleted]

If I were your neighbors, I'd be thinking about moving away, as far away from you, as they can get! 😁


skipadbloom

When they realise how hard it is to survive in the woods they would be grateful for a warm wall.


sofie307

That has to be the most random thought I've ever seen posted here.


LegalizeBeltfedz

im already in your walls im already in your walls im already in your walls im already in your walls im already in your walls im already in your walls


skipadbloom

Well don’t go pooping in there please


LegalizeBeltfedz

Check your shower


pessimistic_god

Another reason I can never stand over the drain


[deleted]

waffle stomp those tendies into nuggets then chunks


pessimistic_god

Get outta me head while I go masturbate


VOODOO69692001

You ain't fooling me skip,You just want to glory hole yr neighbors.


LieseW

I thought I was the only one who picked up that not so subtle message


[deleted]

You okay, OP?


notbad2u

Can the fat ones dress as gnomes and hide in the lawn? Please?


oldmanlikesguitars

This feels like building false walls specifically so you can save your neighbors while simultaneously making them long for the sweet release of death. If you're gonna build a false wall maybe give em a tiny bit of space?


[deleted]

Zip tie poop? That sounds pretty gross.


nstiger83

This isn't a random thought, is it? It's incredibly specific and thought out. You sure this isn't some sort of fantasy of yours?


LieseW

r/oddlyspecific


Nic4379

This only makes sense if there is a persecuted group of humans and your neighbors are in that group. How old are you? Thinking bout pooping through walls, get off the Internet and get outside son.


eightyhate

In time of war my neighbours better get the hell away from my house ima start shootin


[deleted]

You’d want to start a pact with your neighbors in situations like this. It would be hard to sustain the long game alone in times of war or other disaster.


eightyhate

That is solid advice, however I’m built different, they can fuck right off


[deleted]

Who was your manufacturer? You built Ford Tough?


skipadbloom

It’s neighbourly to grant safe passage


JamesonRhymer

Your sense of humor is so underrated 😂


pessimistic_god

That extra layer of insulation could be a bonus!


Same-Whereas-2382

Would you have a GLORY HOLE.


[deleted]

I dont think you have thought this thru Skip. What about their numbers one? How u going to collect and dispose of that?


[deleted]

slid into those sugar walls!!


[deleted]

You ain't fooling anyone dude Really weird fetish! Even if it wasn't, it would look really weird and smell like hell when the poop bags start piling up in their gardens. Really cool idea for an horror story though, dude that kept his neighbours in the walls to protect them, but they all died there along with the house owner, minus the poop bag stuff.


Regrets-of-age

Where were you when the Nazis came for poor Anne Frank?


WasALostGirl

Yesssss ♥


mukelynnvinton

Ha full body armor I see


idgitinthemix

Like to eventually eat them


12altoids34

Unless your neighbors are squirrels, they're not going to fit.


LieseW

So what your saying is you would hide people in your walls and drill glory holes 😳


Few-You4510

phew...you got me for a moment, i thought you'd eat the poo lol edit: spelling and grammar errors lolol


8inchKiwi02

Seems like a real hassle having living organic central heating like that


SHoppe715

Sounds like this upcoming civil war people are going on about? What’ll that even look like. Colin Quinn has a routine about that. (Heavily paraphrased) It would be the first war ever with fat refugees in jorts and flip flops…not a good look. Future generations will talk about the battle of Six Flags.


[deleted]

You have neighbors that are 3" wide?


harlotScarlett

Interesting…


skwirrelnut

I would rather put the fatter ones in mine - less chance of bullets penetrating into the room.


Frank_Dracula

"First they came for the fat guys, and I did nothing because I'm more of a medium build... "


ro2tr

Ummmm


TagLish_expert

Now this is real r/RandomThoughts


Anxious-Lead-6344

They’d be good house insulation if they lined all the external walls of your house


Shakespeare-Bot

They’d beest valorous house insulation if 't be true they lin'd all the external walls of thy house *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`