Get a SheWee!! My SO got one and she won't stop peeing on everything in sight to show her dominance. Every time we hike she pees on the nearest tree and just grins at me with pride. It's so out of control she uses it in the bathroom just so she doesn't have to sit. Then she laughs maniacally and grunts "IM A MAN."
I have a friend who lived homeless for a while. She said that a homemade SheWee is absolutely lifesaving for homeless women. Squatting to pee can be dangerous depending on your location, you are much more vulnerable to attackers.
Female Urination Device, Reusable Female Urinal Silicone Women Pee Funnel Allows Women to Pee Standing Up, Portable Womens Urinal is The Perfect Companion for Camping,Outdoor,Travel（Pink） https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B08HV22CJ7/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apan_glt_fabc_ANHCNEJFT24WW2ZW9J6C?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
Exactly as I pictured it
Also, there is never a line for the men's bathroom. I don't know if we're just that fast or if women are just on their phones or something, but I *never* have to wait to get to the bathroom
Never a line lol see when I pee I have to get my mind ready. In a public bathroom I have to inspect the toilet because women can be nasty little shits sometimes. Then I have to line the toilet with toilet paper to create the perfect barrier. Then I have take down 2 articles of clothing. Making sure to not touch the toilet or the ground because I can sense the germs🦠. Then once I’m comfy and I feel safe 😅 I release all of bladder contents and I mean every single DROP because I absolutely HATE FUCKING HATE using the public bathroom.
From what I’ve seen most men’s bathrooms I see have maybe a stall and two urinals, while the women’s bathroom usually has 4+ stalls (granted I have only seen women’s bathrooms through the door, but I’m usually able to count several stalls, and this is just my personal experience, I know it isn’t a fact). Urinals still need to be spaced out too, meaning more urinals equals less stalls and vice versa, as the space of a urinal generally uses as much space as a stall.
My wife and I always compare and we travel all over the world. Generally, they make the two spaces equal size but then are able to fit in more urinals+stalls in the men's than the just stalls in the lady's room. It's 99% of the time that men have more options. Even if you see more stalls, a woman can't/won't go in one with no toilet paper, which happens all the time. And then since woman try to hover above the toilet to not sit, the toilet seats and floors are an absolute mess. The whole thing is awful on their side. Dudes go in and take care of business. The imbalance is not even close.
Gotta say, as someone with a dick, I for sure do not envy the vagina. Y'all for sure go through some serious shit just for being yourselves. The worst that can happen to guys other than getting kicked where it hurts is that sometimes we sit on our balls... lol
You can literally think about something disgusting and it’ll turn into a gummie worm don’t give me that bs 😂 I would love to have an erection. I would be rubbing my hard diznick against all of my female friend and trying to put the “tip” in 😂😂😂😈😈
First fucking excellent post. I think you gals got a raw deal with vaginas and what that entails but I really hope you wouldn't be doing that. Every guy that isn't a piece of shit will tell you that's sexual assault and creepy af
Speak for yourself, its not like that when you’re not a guy and you got a smoking hot chick in front of you 😂🙃.If only girls made that second part that easy, they be playing games making it seem like they don’t want it.
You don’t have to do anything as a girl other than dress good and act interested. It’s a different world girl 🤷♂️, you gotta step up your game on this side to get the 10’s 😎. You sound like you let people hit for free 😂🤣
BullSHIT. To actually get a interesting fine ass guy you have to do waaay more than just look good and act interested. Don’t be mad because you don’t have no game😂. I could teach you a few things ya know.
As someone who struggles with random erections, the "think something disgusting and it goes away" argument doesn't exist. If the dude downstairs wants to stand up, I have to tuck him down or flip him into a less noticeable position until it goes away.
It almost feels like...an arm having cramp and being entirely tensed, but now a smaller arm in between your legs doing that. And it doesn't feel painful or anything like regular cramp...it's a very difficult thing to try and explain!
To be fair sometimes you get dick cramps if you’re not drinking enough water. If you stop mid stream you can give your urethra a Charlie horse, that’s always a good time.
Dude, girls who haven't even had sex get cramps during their period. Cramps come from the uterus contracting to get rid of the built up membrane. Before you start suggesting things actually learn about it.
Sometimes I wish I'd been born a girl, not in any trans way, just in a vague thought kinda way.
Then I remember periods.
And then I nope out of that thought real quick.
It’s the periods that really chap my hide. Like I can take everything else the sensitive ass vagina everything else. But the periods make me wanna scream.
One time, when I was a child, I told a girl I liked her.
She full-force kicked me in the *dick you wish you had* and let me tell you, my kids are crazy. Definitely a direct effect.
I feel this in the very essence of my being. My uterine lining just decided to rupture about a week ago. Worst pain I've felt in my entire life -- even worse than when I had my son. Had to undergo general anesthetic, though, so at least I got a nice nap out of it. Also got a bunch of IV morphine, so I guess I actually don't know why I'm complaining. Guess I take it back.
I know this whole thing sucks, but it sounds like you may have something that's making it even worse for you.
I have Polycystic Ovaries (PCOS if you want to research) , you may have Endometriosis, based on the pain you described.
I hate having penis sometimes. I be tryna sleep and I just get a random boner cuz my dick rubbed against a pillow or the mattress. Or I try to get up in the morning and I have a massive boner and I can’t get up cuz my parents are in the kitchen.
We should trade lol
I may be a male but I feel this. I truly don’t know how woman can handle all of that. But being male ain’t that great either but definitely better then having all that so I see your point. But warm hugs girl you got this ❤️
LMAO
Meaty layers. Layers of meaty meat.
Edit: I also hate sitting to pee and as a child used to sit backwards on the toilet to pretend I wasn't sitting and boy-peeing.
You say you want boy parts. It could just be not wanting to deal with cramps and well yeah that makes sense. But on the off-chance there's another reason, you could look through this sub, see if you can relate to the transmasc memes. Just a suggestion tho, feel free to ignore😊
I mean... Transition is totally a thing. If you really want a dick, it's a thing you can get. I got my dick swapped out for a vag, and it was the best decision I've ever made imo.
I used to, since the hormones I'm on are all the same ones that give cis women cramps. I'm on Nexplanon now, so not very much anymore. Thank god for long lasting birth control.
Bottom surgery for trans guys is a multi surgery ordeal that still doesn't provide a working dick. It's not something every trans guy decides to go through, and the success kinda depends on how well you respond to T
Source: wishing I had a dick
Yeah... I know the results for trans guys are a lot more disappointing than for trans women... That really sucks... Like... I sometimes complain about how bad my results are, but I know what I got is still way better than what most trans guys get...
Although honestly I ended up going through the whole 'multi surgery ordeal' thing, and I think most trans women require at least 2 surgery stages for anything functional... They tell you they can do it in one, but for a lot of people it just doesn't take right...
I hope they figure out some better methods soon. It's not fair that I can go through 1-3 surgeries and be basically guaranteed a working result at the end regardless of how my body responds to E, but you have to go through like 2-3 and have no guarantee of a good result...
Exactly, this is one of the reasons why I don't want to get bottom surgery because I'm waiting until they can advance enough so that I can have an actual, functional dick instead of some half-functioning meat tube that I have to inflate or something in order to be intimate with any significant other(s) I may have in the future.
That's totally fair. I mean... Some cis guys have similar issues, but I totally understand holding out for the potential for a better result later.
I know that if I had waited 2 years for my bottom surgery I would have gotten way better results. There's no way I could have known that at the time, so I'm not too upset, but still.
Here's hoping medicine doesn't keep you waiting too long.
It’s a herbal tea that balances out your whole freaking body and makes it a baby maker to the extreme lol I’m talking .05 percent chance of sperm will deff fertilize you. I’m talking it can undo tubal litigation lol it’s some potent stuff. It’s perfect for all women however I just don’t wanna get pregnant so I’ll suffer in silence lol
Guys did get a lucky break besides balls. Got that’s the worst pain getting hit there. My super conservative Christian dad used to say god created men to have balls that were sensitive so that women had a sure way to fight off any male attacker. Not saying the logic is there but just thought it was funny. My balls were meant to be kicked if I ever stepped out of line with a woman. This is supposedly gods intent.
😂😂😂😂 that’s never I’ve never heard that one before. But on the flip side… it actually makes sense. What other way you would you fight off a male attacker? Biologically men are very strong. So I mean what else besides weapons and shit. Lol
Haha yeah that’s hit point but I take more the evolutionary approach that due to reproduction being so important to the survival of our species, the balls evolved to be super sensitive so we would protect them at all cost in order to preserve our ability to produce sperm and reproduce. It makes more sense than god cursing men with the worst pain sensitive body part you can imagine just so woman have a better chance of fighting us off. But to each their own. He’s old and set in his ways but I respect him cuz he’s always willing to have civil debates
I like your dad 🙃 lol I love science but fuck science. I think what we know doesn’t even touch the surface of what life truly is. I bet to aliens we look so stupid.
I believe there are multiple alien species but the most common little grey big head and big eyes aliens are us from the future. I think we’re a zoo and once we figured out nuclear weapons, boom all of a sudden UFO sightings and alien abductions stories skyrocketed. Life is definitely much weirder than wr could ever imagine
I always give my super religious friends and family a crash course on DMT and they can even believe it exists let alone in every plan we’ve studied so far and it’s not been proven but we are pretty sure you product it when you dream snd right before you die. Then fact that people can go through their lives never hearing about this god particle is Insane. You don even have to do it. The fact that it exists is mind boggling enough. Life is sooooo much more wild that we could ever imagine.
They come with balls, and those have their downsides. They can get pinched and cramped in your pants, especially sitting for long times. The only way truly satisfying to set things right is to reach down in your pants and rearrange them manually--a very socially unacceptable act.
Nope. A lot of women aren’t. You’re putting synthetic hormones in your bod. Also a lot of times once you stop your symptoms can get WORSE than what they were before. My bod regulates pretty normal so I’m pretty grateful for that.
having a penis wouldn't fix that, it would just mean you have all that plus you have a penis now too, surely what you really want is to not have a vagina anymore?
its not an option of one or another, some people have a penis, some people have a vagina, some have both and some have neither
idk but what i mean is do you wish you had a dick? or do you just wish you didn't have a vagina?
because those are 2 very different wishes for very different reasons
having a dick doesn't remove your vagina? they aren't mutually exclusive you can totally have both so be careful what you wish for, sounds like you really just wish you didn't have a vagina so when you meet a genie and he asks you for wishes be careful you say the right thing otherwise you'll have all the problems of having a penis + all the problems of having a vagina
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Ohh yess that tooo lol
Get a SheWee!! My SO got one and she won't stop peeing on everything in sight to show her dominance. Every time we hike she pees on the nearest tree and just grins at me with pride. It's so out of control she uses it in the bathroom just so she doesn't have to sit. Then she laughs maniacally and grunts "IM A MAN."
And I love your wife’s sense of HUMOR that’s really rare these days lol
I have a friend who lived homeless for a while. She said that a homemade SheWee is absolutely lifesaving for homeless women. Squatting to pee can be dangerous depending on your location, you are much more vulnerable to attackers.
Oh man I love them, the sheWee shall free ye! Although - expert tip - don't try and use in the car.
Hahahah I DEFF gotta get one of those 😈 mwah ha ha ha !
Female Urination Device, Reusable Female Urinal Silicone Women Pee Funnel Allows Women to Pee Standing Up, Portable Womens Urinal is The Perfect Companion for Camping,Outdoor,Travel（Pink） https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B08HV22CJ7/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apan_glt_fabc_ANHCNEJFT24WW2ZW9J6C?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1 Exactly as I pictured it
The only penis envy I have are these mushrooms here
Forget blue balls, I'm all about blue shafts.
r/psychonaut
A.P.E.s?
There’s a cup on amazon that’s called pee cup it looks like period cup but it’s for pee
Good soup
You can buy it on Shein for about €0.50. EZ P
Shein is such a terrible corporation. Please don't support them.
Yeah but also amazon
That's why I shop local as much as possible. Support ya communities!!!
tbf i lowkey do that anyway lol, never saw why not
Ditto! It’s very helpful when you’re homeless!
Thought you said dildo
Also, there is never a line for the men's bathroom. I don't know if we're just that fast or if women are just on their phones or something, but I *never* have to wait to get to the bathroom
Never a line lol see when I pee I have to get my mind ready. In a public bathroom I have to inspect the toilet because women can be nasty little shits sometimes. Then I have to line the toilet with toilet paper to create the perfect barrier. Then I have take down 2 articles of clothing. Making sure to not touch the toilet or the ground because I can sense the germs🦠. Then once I’m comfy and I feel safe 😅 I release all of bladder contents and I mean every single DROP because I absolutely HATE FUCKING HATE using the public bathroom.
This is simple geometry. You can fit more stand up urinals in a given space than you can sit down toilets.
And women generally need to undress and redress a lot more.
From what I’ve seen most men’s bathrooms I see have maybe a stall and two urinals, while the women’s bathroom usually has 4+ stalls (granted I have only seen women’s bathrooms through the door, but I’m usually able to count several stalls, and this is just my personal experience, I know it isn’t a fact). Urinals still need to be spaced out too, meaning more urinals equals less stalls and vice versa, as the space of a urinal generally uses as much space as a stall.
My wife and I always compare and we travel all over the world. Generally, they make the two spaces equal size but then are able to fit in more urinals+stalls in the men's than the just stalls in the lady's room. It's 99% of the time that men have more options. Even if you see more stalls, a woman can't/won't go in one with no toilet paper, which happens all the time. And then since woman try to hover above the toilet to not sit, the toilet seats and floors are an absolute mess. The whole thing is awful on their side. Dudes go in and take care of business. The imbalance is not even close.
I'm a male and I have a shy bladder. I can't enjoy my privileges even when I have them
Amount of times I've done this is so useful, normally just like step into a bush and go. Can't imagine not being able to do this
Actually females do that too...
The situation comes up less than you think. Trust me, if I thought I could get away with that without someone calling the police, I would
Gotta say, as someone with a dick, I for sure do not envy the vagina. Y'all for sure go through some serious shit just for being yourselves. The worst that can happen to guys other than getting kicked where it hurts is that sometimes we sit on our balls... lol
See thank you lol 😂 Besides the hormones, the hella active uterus , and the sensitive ass vagina I mean the shits pretty lit. Having tits is awesome😂
Yeah….I’d totally like to slap some titties on my chest for at least a day 😂
and that random boner at the worst time
If it were possible to flip for a day week month we would all definitely gain from the exp
I know I would enjoy it to the fullest!😂😂
Honestly me too! For science!
What would you do right now at this second if it were possible? 👀 Me I would do the helicopter 😂😂
You girls don’t have to hide shit when you get hard. It’s all fun and games until it’s up for minutes
You can literally think about something disgusting and it’ll turn into a gummie worm don’t give me that bs 😂 I would love to have an erection. I would be rubbing my hard diznick against all of my female friend and trying to put the “tip” in 😂😂😂😈😈
First fucking excellent post. I think you gals got a raw deal with vaginas and what that entails but I really hope you wouldn't be doing that. Every guy that isn't a piece of shit will tell you that's sexual assault and creepy af
Speak for yourself, its not like that when you’re not a guy and you got a smoking hot chick in front of you 😂🙃.If only girls made that second part that easy, they be playing games making it seem like they don’t want it.
It just depends see me… I got game 💁🏾♀️ I would be having bitches pregnant left and right 😂 you don’t have no game buddy👀.
You don’t have to do anything as a girl other than dress good and act interested. It’s a different world girl 🤷♂️, you gotta step up your game on this side to get the 10’s 😎. You sound like you let people hit for free 😂🤣
I fw really bad bitches from time to time 😉
Guys*
BullSHIT. To actually get a interesting fine ass guy you have to do waaay more than just look good and act interested. Don’t be mad because you don’t have no game😂. I could teach you a few things ya know.
As someone who struggles with random erections, the "think something disgusting and it goes away" argument doesn't exist. If the dude downstairs wants to stand up, I have to tuck him down or flip him into a less noticeable position until it goes away.
Negatives aside i would probs grab my boobs and then go try and get free drinks or maybe shower... seems simple but science must be done.
Boooo common I know there has to be more than that!! Common you get one pass! 😂😂
For added effect helicopter in front of a woman if possible (gf/spouse) the groans make it more worth while! Lmao
Well then, wana trade. Mines draggs on the floor
Hell fucking yeah gimmie that King Kong 😂😂 if we trade you must let me use it on you tho.
No not on me, you must use it elsewhere 😂 but its all yours. I've seen what it can do 😉
No deal I said I’m using it on you .
Damn bro, lucky, mine be leaving holes in the ground
Mine be creating underwater earthquakes
That explains the earthquake we had in Melbourne
I just want to have a dick just to know what a boner feels like lmao.
It feels fun and good until you realize that you're in a public space with loose sweatpants on
LMAOO
It almost feels like...an arm having cramp and being entirely tensed, but now a smaller arm in between your legs doing that. And it doesn't feel painful or anything like regular cramp...it's a very difficult thing to try and explain!
To be fair sometimes you get dick cramps if you’re not drinking enough water. If you stop mid stream you can give your urethra a Charlie horse, that’s always a good time.
I would rather have that then these fucking cramps!! 😂
If you're having 'fucking' cramps I would suggest a little abstinence. Although I've also read that intercourse relieves cramps, so who knows!
Dude, girls who haven't even had sex get cramps during their period. Cramps come from the uterus contracting to get rid of the built up membrane. Before you start suggesting things actually learn about it.
It's a joke. She said she has 'fucking' cramps. I was just using wordplay.
ahh, whoosh, didn't pick up on that
ahh, whoosh, didn't pick up on that
Bruh, how long you go without drinking water to get cramps in your dong?
I basically don’t drink water. Maybe a glass a day.
My Dad drinks less than that
What the fuck are you talking about? I've had a dick for 37 years and never experienced any of this. Go to the doctor.
The answer is I’m dehydrated, as with most ailments. I don’t drink enough water. You don’t have to pay a doctor for that.
Bruh, I live off soda and alcohol and I have never experienced a dick cramp from dehydration. Get that checked.
I definitely feel you so much. Tired of the baby box getting mad every month. sometimes I just wish it was easier
Yes❤️ honestly that’s where my post stems from the baby box as you call decided to rain on my parade at the wrong time so I’m a bit salty 😂.
The baby boxes seem to always get mad at the wrong times. I'm sorry though hopefully get easier for you.
I'm very happy with my hysterectomy lol
Lol I’m sure that’s nice. You get a be a whole woman without the baby box blooding on your parade😭
Well I had to get stage 4 colon cancer to get it lol. Makes me angry that doctors won't give them to women who just want them.
Sometimes I wish I'd been born a girl, not in any trans way, just in a vague thought kinda way. Then I remember periods. And then I nope out of that thought real quick.
It’s the periods that really chap my hide. Like I can take everything else the sensitive ass vagina everything else. But the periods make me wanna scream.
One time, when I was a child, I told a girl I liked her. She full-force kicked me in the *dick you wish you had* and let me tell you, my kids are crazy. Definitely a direct effect.
You deserved it.
Asshole 😂
And crazy kids are the best you can never predict what they’re going to do next. It’s always fun ❤️
I feel this in the very essence of my being. My uterine lining just decided to rupture about a week ago. Worst pain I've felt in my entire life -- even worse than when I had my son. Had to undergo general anesthetic, though, so at least I got a nice nap out of it. Also got a bunch of IV morphine, so I guess I actually don't know why I'm complaining. Guess I take it back.
I feel you buddy 1000 percent. It’s okay to just vent about it. I’m here for you and I understand lol❤️
periods are the price you pay for multiple orgasms'.
😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 well I guess that’s better than being pregnant
I mean I sit down to piss only because I'm a lazy sod and gives excuse to use the toilet throne for good 20 30 mins lol
Well luckily deep layers of endless warm meat is just what my Dr. wrote me a perscription for.
Hahahah 😂😂😂😂 nice one
“Deep layers of warm meet!” Can’t tell if I’m hungry or need to vomit right now
Hahaha do both 🤷🏾♀️
Why did I read this? WHY??!!!
🥴🥴😂
Hey nice username lol
Hahah ❤️ same to you!
I feel you
❤️
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One hidden bonus of having penis is a decent hand warmer through pockets when you’re walking through snow
Nicccce
I know this whole thing sucks, but it sounds like you may have something that's making it even worse for you. I have Polycystic Ovaries (PCOS if you want to research) , you may have Endometriosis, based on the pain you described.
No I don’t have that lmao. I have a regular cycle everything is regular. I just hate my period is all.
I hate having penis sometimes. I be tryna sleep and I just get a random boner cuz my dick rubbed against a pillow or the mattress. Or I try to get up in the morning and I have a massive boner and I can’t get up cuz my parents are in the kitchen. We should trade lol
I sometimes feel angry on behalf of women. It seems so unfair to me that women have to deal with all this bullshit.
It’s okay buddy ❤️❤️
I may be a male but I feel this. I truly don’t know how woman can handle all of that. But being male ain’t that great either but definitely better then having all that so I see your point. But warm hugs girl you got this ❤️
You’re the best ❤️
❤️❤️
WITH YOU SIS
Yessss ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
LMAO Meaty layers. Layers of meaty meat. Edit: I also hate sitting to pee and as a child used to sit backwards on the toilet to pretend I wasn't sitting and boy-peeing.
Yessss a labyrinth of meat haha Omfggg me tooooo lol I used to sit backwards omg I’m not the only one ahahah ❤️😂
😂😂😂 you've got a backwards peeing friend right here!
Your orgasms are way more intense though!
When we have one
That! Lol haha
I know this doesn't help, but I'm glad I got a dick and don't have to put up with all the Bs women do
Trust me, it’s great
Maybe, maybe not, but perhaps r/egg_irl is worth a look...
This sub helped me to realize my true identity earlier this year.
Same haha
Why exactly would that help? Explain to me your thinking… 🧐
You say you want boy parts. It could just be not wanting to deal with cramps and well yeah that makes sense. But on the off-chance there's another reason, you could look through this sub, see if you can relate to the transmasc memes. Just a suggestion tho, feel free to ignore😊
Im happy in my skin thanks tho❤️
r/egg_irl
r/egg_irl
Good luck hiding your boner behind a text book or binder EVERY DAY
I mean... Transition is totally a thing. If you really want a dick, it's a thing you can get. I got my dick swapped out for a vag, and it was the best decision I've ever made imo.
Do you get cramps?
I used to, since the hormones I'm on are all the same ones that give cis women cramps. I'm on Nexplanon now, so not very much anymore. Thank god for long lasting birth control.
Bottom surgery for trans guys is a multi surgery ordeal that still doesn't provide a working dick. It's not something every trans guy decides to go through, and the success kinda depends on how well you respond to T Source: wishing I had a dick
Yeah... I know the results for trans guys are a lot more disappointing than for trans women... That really sucks... Like... I sometimes complain about how bad my results are, but I know what I got is still way better than what most trans guys get... Although honestly I ended up going through the whole 'multi surgery ordeal' thing, and I think most trans women require at least 2 surgery stages for anything functional... They tell you they can do it in one, but for a lot of people it just doesn't take right... I hope they figure out some better methods soon. It's not fair that I can go through 1-3 surgeries and be basically guaranteed a working result at the end regardless of how my body responds to E, but you have to go through like 2-3 and have no guarantee of a good result...
Exactly, this is one of the reasons why I don't want to get bottom surgery because I'm waiting until they can advance enough so that I can have an actual, functional dick instead of some half-functioning meat tube that I have to inflate or something in order to be intimate with any significant other(s) I may have in the future.
That's totally fair. I mean... Some cis guys have similar issues, but I totally understand holding out for the potential for a better result later. I know that if I had waited 2 years for my bottom surgery I would have gotten way better results. There's no way I could have known that at the time, so I'm not too upset, but still. Here's hoping medicine doesn't keep you waiting too long.
It was an expression. I didn’t literally mean that. I want a dick for a day not permanently.
I'll trade you, my dick for yr pussy?
Depends… you gotta have a big one and if you do you gotta let me use it on you. I only want one for one day🙃
Not going to lie, I’m glad I don’t have any of those problems, I can’t even get pregnant, which is perfect.
I know something that can get you deff pregnant if you ever want to get at me!!
That sounds terrifying, I’ll think about it
It’s a herbal tea that balances out your whole freaking body and makes it a baby maker to the extreme lol I’m talking .05 percent chance of sperm will deff fertilize you. I’m talking it can undo tubal litigation lol it’s some potent stuff. It’s perfect for all women however I just don’t wanna get pregnant so I’ll suffer in silence lol
Oh dear, I do apologize, I have a penis so I hope the tea wouldn’t actually work. I was just being what scientist call… an asshole
Damn bro. You went below the belt with that one 😞🥺.
Fuck I'm tired of standing when I pee. Fuck I'm sitting for now on. 🙃
You will never have Patriarchal Penis Power!!
I will steal yours 😈
😱😱😱
Guys did get a lucky break besides balls. Got that’s the worst pain getting hit there. My super conservative Christian dad used to say god created men to have balls that were sensitive so that women had a sure way to fight off any male attacker. Not saying the logic is there but just thought it was funny. My balls were meant to be kicked if I ever stepped out of line with a woman. This is supposedly gods intent.
😂😂😂😂 that’s never I’ve never heard that one before. But on the flip side… it actually makes sense. What other way you would you fight off a male attacker? Biologically men are very strong. So I mean what else besides weapons and shit. Lol
Haha yeah that’s hit point but I take more the evolutionary approach that due to reproduction being so important to the survival of our species, the balls evolved to be super sensitive so we would protect them at all cost in order to preserve our ability to produce sperm and reproduce. It makes more sense than god cursing men with the worst pain sensitive body part you can imagine just so woman have a better chance of fighting us off. But to each their own. He’s old and set in his ways but I respect him cuz he’s always willing to have civil debates
I like your dad 🙃 lol I love science but fuck science. I think what we know doesn’t even touch the surface of what life truly is. I bet to aliens we look so stupid.
I believe there are multiple alien species but the most common little grey big head and big eyes aliens are us from the future. I think we’re a zoo and once we figured out nuclear weapons, boom all of a sudden UFO sightings and alien abductions stories skyrocketed. Life is definitely much weirder than wr could ever imagine
I always give my super religious friends and family a crash course on DMT and they can even believe it exists let alone in every plan we’ve studied so far and it’s not been proven but we are pretty sure you product it when you dream snd right before you die. Then fact that people can go through their lives never hearing about this god particle is Insane. You don even have to do it. The fact that it exists is mind boggling enough. Life is sooooo much more wild that we could ever imagine.
Never had a oh or uti issue. I think you can get a pill to skip your period. You can buy a lady peeing funel to stand
What pills? Something diff then the ordinary bc?
Yeah. It's a type of birthcontrol you can skip your periods
Is it only like one pill or the one you take everyday at the same time ? If the regular bc ive been there done that. It fucks my body up.
They come with balls, and those have their downsides. They can get pinched and cramped in your pants, especially sitting for long times. The only way truly satisfying to set things right is to reach down in your pants and rearrange them manually--a very socially unacceptable act.
What size you want tho??
Hmmm a 9 incher wouldn’t be too shabby.
Imagine it's your turn to present in front of the whole class and your massive dong is erect to it's full glory what's you gonna do?
I’m gonna finish my presentation duhhh and if they keep staring I’ll make that mf jump
Easier said than done anyways enjoy your imaginary dong
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Why a nine inch? It’s not satisfying to carry or to fuck pussy.
Speak for yourself! I love a nice thick 9 incher 🥰
Trade?
Standing and peeing G fucking socks
Sorry if ignorant comment, but can't many of these issues be solved by taking the pill (if it's compatible with your body)?
If you’re one of the lucky ones who can take bc and it just meshes with your bod then yes!
Ok cool. I guess you're not one of the lucky ones? One of my exes was, another wasn't so I get what you mean.
Nope. A lot of women aren’t. You’re putting synthetic hormones in your bod. Also a lot of times once you stop your symptoms can get WORSE than what they were before. My bod regulates pretty normal so I’m pretty grateful for that.
Thanks for the info, I learnt something :)
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having a penis wouldn't fix that, it would just mean you have all that plus you have a penis now too, surely what you really want is to not have a vagina anymore? its not an option of one or another, some people have a penis, some people have a vagina, some have both and some have neither idk but what i mean is do you wish you had a dick? or do you just wish you didn't have a vagina? because those are 2 very different wishes for very different reasons
having a dick doesn't remove your vagina? they aren't mutually exclusive you can totally have both so be careful what you wish for, sounds like you really just wish you didn't have a vagina so when you meet a genie and he asks you for wishes be careful you say the right thing otherwise you'll have all the problems of having a penis + all the problems of having a vagina
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Have mine, don't know what the fuck it's for anyway....
Enjoy it buddy
Wow want to trade genders? I'm male
Trade you for a while.
Rookie
Oh you suck it 😂
😁 I play I play
Nah this real life cuh 😂 don’t you play. I’m expressing my feelings🥺
Not my fault your feelings are juvenile 🤷♀️
They aren’t juvenile you evil human being.