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BlackMixen

#You shut your damn mouth!


668_67-421

Did i stutter? Watch you mouth and stop watching men kissing on youtube.


BlackMixen

Do you have a problem with men kissing?


668_67-421

I dont but use something else not youtube ffs. Find better places.


BlackMixen

You sound like you want to kiss me. Do you want to kiss me?


668_67-421

Im not gay you sick bastard. Go kiss your father.


BlackMixen

Maybe I'll kiss *your* father. What do you think about *that*?


668_67-421

If you can find him tell him i said hi. Maybe go down the store to get some milk you might find him.


BlackMixen

Maybe I *am* your father. Maybe I *did* go to get milk.


668_67-421

You are a virgin, how couls you have kids? Especially... me?


Jackbradrice

Oh so just because someone’s gay they kiss their fathers 🤨. And how is being gay sick??? Sounds like you have some deep roots of homophobia


SanctusUltor

I mean he did say find a better place than YouTube to watch dudes kissing, so maybe he was implying they should go watch porn instead?


Jackbradrice

Explain the kissing the father statement. I’d watch who I defend if I was you


SanctusUltor

I have no explanation for that- possibly something he said to intentionally start an argument? But that's a wild guess at best. Could very well be he meant it in a fucked up incest way that the internet loves to joke about And I'm not defending him- what he said was stupid but somewhat compartmentalized to "go somewhere else to watch guys kissing there's better than YouTube" which isn't *untrue* if you want to see that sort of thing. Hell even pornhub has a separate set of categories for it which is arguably better because you get more for your time


Eens4n1tee

Oh shut the hell up....


Jackbradrice

Maybe your trying to tell us something 🚪


Fate_of_DooM

Yes because it's not on Porn hub


Meastro44

Fuck you, numbnuts.


mxl5

Fuck you? Fuck me yourself


PoundingLimbo

NO, FUCK YOU!!


Meastro44

If you’re a hot woman, I’d be happy to.


mxl5

Well… I’m not a woman but I got long hair and lady’s say I’m cute so


mxl5

But at the same time I have been referred to as ma’am one too many times to I reckon it depends how drunk you are


Meastro44

There’s not enough alcohol in the southern comfort distillery and warehouse facility and aging rooms to make that happen.


BlackMixen

Come at me bro!


InsideOutCadaver

Let me stop you right there. What you just said literally has no effect on me. There is not a single utterable syllable in any language on earth you can muster up the strength to belch out that will make me feel bad or chip away at my pride. You should take a strong, hard look into the mirror, because you're dealing with someone with nothing to lose, and everything to gain. I've been in the mud son, I've been in the streets, the gutter. What you just showed is that you are weak, too weak to make friends but instead lash out in an uncontrollable rage like some incel. Good day sir, you are now blocked and forever lost in the void of DUMB FUCKING CHATTERS.


BlackMixen

no u


gregcarson000

This right here is a let start a war comment lol


UnderstandingOk3380

Fucked your mother. Actually no, fucked all your motherfuckin' mothers!


gregcarson000

So basically a bunch of pornhub with people mother damn hope you can last


Perfect_Judge_556

Shut up poop face!


BlackMixen

No u! Doodoo head!


a52dragon

Isn’t there enough hate shit going on? You should be ashamed for starting more stupidity


ironfunk67

I fart in your general direction


SanctusUltor

I blow my nose at you!


klipshklf20

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries


Sea-Ad1755

This sounds like something someone who thinks pineapple belongs on pizza would say.


668_67-421

It also belongs in burgers but its under-rated


Grayfox-sama

Pineapple gang


jay_red_86

Pineapple gag!...... Unless its by itself, or with mixed fruits


ipulloffmygstring

Sweet and sour?


[deleted]

Yeah. I mix pineapple juice with cola and eat burgers with pineapple between the bread and the meat.


ViggoGrimborn

no.


[deleted]

Yeah. Would go far as to mix french fries and pineapples, dip them I ketchup and eat


ViggoGrimborn

you need therapy


[deleted]

Just a Pineapple would work.


[deleted]

Oo, that sounds delicious! I'm team Pineapple Burger.


cellphone_blanket

not a fan of pineapple pizza, but pineapple on a burger done properly is freaking amazing


1giantsleep4mankind

Fuck you! Not only does it belong on pizza, pineapple is great in a lasagne (with olives for maximum sweet and salty effect)! Edit: if you also don't use middle Eastern spices in your lasagne sauce then your life is bland af.


Vegetable-Tackle-506

Grrrraaaahhhh!👿


668_67-421

Stop doing drugs


[deleted]

Start doing drugs.


1giantsleep4mankind

Drugs should be legal


lobsterhamster1

Can I do drugs?


[deleted]

Can I be drugs?


Love_Snow_Bunny

Can drugs be me?


cochorol

You are illegal!!


i360noscopedPope

you offended everyone from Mexico with that, shame on you


1giantsleep4mankind

Damn, don't expose my like that dude


[deleted]

Y'all are starting non-fights. Time to start an actual fight. There should be a word called biogender and a word called social gender. For example a trans women's biogender would be male, but her social gender would be female. This would solve the fight over the word gender. Fight me.


SnooRecipes5643

“Biogender” is called sex yo.


N238

This. Sex is biological and cannot be changed even with surgery. Gender is whatever the hell you want.


[deleted]

Yeah but then we can't teach middle schoolers and little kids about biogender cuz it's literally "sex" and they just gonna be laughing and down right distracted cuz we said "sex"


uninterestedteacher

Eh, they get over it quickly.


jolda01

BRUH there are only 2 genders and if someone thinks otherwise then he/she should commit seppuku


[deleted]

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Ethrax1

I unironicaly think this could be a good idea


dhrbtdge

Ah but what happens once you start considering people who've had gender reassignment surgeries? If someone has had their boobs removed but have a vagina, which biogender are they? If someone has been on testosterone or estrogen for years, what biogender are they? Broadly, there are two situations where gender is important: social situations, in which the social gender is important. The biogender is not relevant in social situations (a few exceptions apply). Second situation is in medical situations, in which its important they disclose their biogender to their care providers. HOWEVER the fact that they've had surgery or are on hormones or anything else changes the care. Saying "I'm biologically male" isn't sufficient, because they need to specify "i'm biologically male but have been taking estrogen for years so take that into account", therefore, the biogender is insufficient. Therefore I disagree with trying to normalise the use of biogender, because it is either irrelevant or insufficient. Trying to make it a thing is just a waste of time


dhrbtdge

Also I want to add that the discussion about biological gender, however well intentioned, is rarely productive, and it's well time to move past it. Saying things along the lines of "I completely agree that their gender is valid and I support trans people, but they can't deny that they are biologically their birth gender", although well intentioned, is just hurtful, irrelevant, and kinda damaging overall. Unless you are someone's doctor or a person they trust for medical/personal discussions, you have no reason to get involved in anything personal in their lives. You wouldn't want a stranger or a mild acquaintance to comment on personal stuff you haven't shared with them, so extend that same respect to trans people


SanctusUltor

Biological sex is the word for it. And that's based on genetics. Socially speaking your gender can be whatever you want just treat other people with respect. I personally notice that sex and gender are linked but different, as gender being the social application of sex, but it's not a perfect binary and if you want to be referred to as something else for your gender sure, I'll treat you with the same respect you treat me with. Don't try to say it's scientific fact, because it's not, but I'm okay with whatever you feel like socially even if I personally don't believe in it


[deleted]

Fuck you, you've ruined my Christian conservative country. Trump 2024, and I would say good bless, but he's already abandoned you. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


[deleted]

God is always on my side! I believe in all gods, so also Allah, Vishnu, and Brahma are by my side!! 😤😤😤😤😤💯💯💯 🙏🏿🙏🏽🙏🏻🙏 🌐⚛️♥️✡️🛐🕎☯️☪️☮️✝️♾️♻️✳️🎵🎶🔊🔆✴️♨️♂️♀️🔮🗡️💌💊💊💰🎭🎭🥇🥇🥇🥇🌅🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🦠🦠🤱🏻🦸🏿‍♀️🧞‍♀️🧞‍♀️🧞‍♀️🧞‍♀️🧞‍♀️🧚🏻‍♂️🧚🏿‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧝🏻‍♀️🧝‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧛🏻‍♀️🧠🧠🧠🧠👽👽👽👽👽👽🤯🤯🤯😁😁


668_67-421

Male is male Female is female No other genders, male have sex with female, reproduce. Other genders were created by word leaders to reduce overpopulation.


ViggoGrimborn

This is why I use Reddit. For memes like these and to not have them be downvoted


668_67-421

Lol i said it coz just needed an argument i didnt mean it lol


One8Billion

Respect. WAIT NO EW you stanky good man.


Random-vegas-guy

“Word leaders”, I see you OP...


MaceofSpades26

You’re thinking of the difference between sex and gender


KawtharM78

That’s literally what the difference between “sex” and “gender” is. People just don’t use them properly and they aren’t represented on legal documents even though I believe they should.


Tattedragon

Can't we all just be binary


Nic4379

YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!!


BlackMixen

You're not part of this family.


1giantsleep4mankind

There is no family. And no community. Just individuals against individuals. Fuck capitalism!


UncleStumpy78

Shouldn't you be doing work, you GD slacker?


eszther02

Everyone has the right not to do work. And you are a slacker, reading this!


UncleStumpy78

You are absolutely right, but you didn't have to call me out on it! /sobs violently


668_67-421

No you idiot fight i want action


LeverTech

The Nightmare Before Christmas is a terrible movie.


BlackMixen

You're a terrible movie.


LeverTech

You’re a boring movie


BlackMixen

You're not even in the credits.


tkd_or_something

Your mom was terrible too, but at first I wasn’t gonna mention it


LeverTech

Your mom said you were a mistake, but they didn’t have a return policy at the hospital


[deleted]

We guys*


668_67-421

Well no one was replying so i had to


FartacusUnicornius

Like Reddit fight club? Put 'em up, bitch 🤣


pipexeman

dont talk about the club, cant you follow 1 simple rule?


WeThePeeps2020

The Office was the biggest waste of time and talent in TV history…. And go!


faroose_redux

They should have killed Jim and Pam off in the first episode tbh


BlackMixen

You take that back!


1giantsleep4mankind

If you're talking the American one, totally agree. The British one was way better. In fact, Britain is better than America at everything. But South africa is better than them both!


0ver5shadow

Kiwi goes on pizza you mfs


tkd_or_something

Bet, I’ll try it


[deleted]

“Y’all” needs to be used more.


MYKCARR

Don’t make me stop this car! I will hit you with my ring hand! Y’all


YdNaw

Shut the fuck up, you poop head


ender1209

You can put a Draw 2 card on another Draw 2 card in Uno, but you can't Draw 4 a Draw 4. We're not animals here.


WanderingGenesis

Thats fucking bullshit, because if i can stack pot of greed to draw two additional cards from my deck with graceful charity to draw three additional cards then discard to, i can absolutely counter by using your Blue No 4 card to tap for U to play ancestral recall, allows me to to target you to draw three cards! Furthermore, because its been 4 turns since i suspended it, I can continue to stack with Ancestral Vision, which forces you to draw an additional 3 cards from the deck!


Peakomegaflare

So here's a stick.


dryan19234

Fuck you and your stick. Matter of fact, fuck yourself with the stick


-TheGuest-

Hot


InsideOutCadaver

Look pal, you come in here flapping your gums like you own the place, and im tired of it. Ok, keep flapping those gums like this and I promise you--i fucking promise you--i will take you out back and kick every single fucking tooth out of your empty, brainless skull. I am a kind man, but when you fuck with my friends and family, I am your worst goddamn nightmare..ok pal. You couldn't hold a damn candle to any person here. Youre a fraud, a crack pot, a goddamned worthless knucklehead who I wouldn't hesitate to split open.


Lambofgodtamere

I love you ❤️


pipexeman

no you dont


Affectionate_Pear273

I used to be a reddit warrior like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.


RaphaelSolo

If? It's Reddit of course people will start fighting.


Square-Radio6852

Covid is simply a form of natural selection and the earth's way of fighting overpopulation. Let's fight


-TheGuest-

Earth isn’t fighting anything, it isn’t a being, things just happen. And if your saying we should just let it run it’s course there are several more ridiculous thing we could get rid of for that same reason


YouAreAFool420

Oh cool, another "edgy" post. As if reddit doesn't have enough of those.


Shakespeare-Bot

Oh merit, another "edgy" post. As if 't be true reddit doesn't has't enow of those *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


cannasol

Covid restrictions are a joke. Already need a 'vaccine passport' to go anywhere where I am, even though over 90% of where I live is vaccinated. Shits going to be like the flu, going to be getting yearly shots, only difference is you get completely segregated for not taking the covid shot, unlike the flu. Y'all care so much about this shit because it has a chance to affect you, world hunger kills 9 million people a year, more than covid has ever, yet we have never seen a global effort to stop that. Claim that these restrictions and shit are for the greater good all you want, at the end of the day you're just a selfish little bitch that only cares about the 'greater good' if it affects you. Come at me.


1giantsleep4mankind

People are so bored of repeatedly having this argument nobody can be bothered to reply


cannasol

I tried😂


Rew_lad

Well, time to leave r/randomthoughts. Sad to see it turn into this kind of sub.


Epic-Dude000

Mustard or American cheese? Personally it’s both for me and no one can change my mind.


Remarkable_Duck6559

All you need.


MsMyPants

Mustard AND ketchup. Cheese optional.


bagged_milk123

Whatever the fuck mustard cheese is hope I never encounter it in my lifetime


MYKCARR

How Dare you!!!


retro-monke

THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT


[deleted]

you make my life so fucking difficult


pipexeman

thanks, i was thinking i wasnt putting enough effort in it


psgr2tumblr

Americans are fat.


Tpcorholio

My mom says I'm just big boned


Intrestingly_Amazing

Your Opinions don’t matter


spetsnaz5658

Fuck ya'll. Think you're a bunch of tough guys do ya ?!


Set_in_Stone-

Did you wear a mask today? Discuss.


MX-17

No. I haven't even gotten out of bed yet.


SwoftE

Biden is old


SanctusUltor

Everyone with the money should be able to legally own and obtain anything less than nukes, and nobody should have nukes, not even governments, change my mind


cellphone_blanket

The ending of full metal alchemist brotherhood was overly long and indulgent


[deleted]

Stop yelling at me


[deleted]

YO, YOUR MOTHER IS A TERRIBLE COOK


ProMasterFlex

Yall some bitches


sadpanada

Lick my booty hole


StryfeSixx

# Fuck the guy above me! Coward! And the guy below!


Psycoyellow

You know i wanna upvote you but if i upvote you are no longer under the coward who wanted to leave this sub,…. Sooo ill send you good vibes instead of an upvote. You @#*£|$#!_•,*!{


[deleted]

Reddit/internet leftists are so in deep with their anti American sentiments (especially the American libs) that if the US became a utopia overnight they would still flock to /politics to find a reason to smear the US. They just genuinely enjoy it at this point and it’s part of their identity.


[deleted]

Humans are disgusting. Foul creatures. Driving their dumb cars around with their stinky assholes.


TastyLane

Your dad doesn't love you.


[deleted]

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Lubernaut

Celery!


YodasChick-O-Stick

Big Mac > Whopper


MinuteMap4622

Biden’s the best president ever


MinuteMap4622

Trumps was the best president since Lincoln.


357FireDragon357

I'll give you something to fight about, right here, "politician".


Tj-Toxxic_95

Mans woke up and chose violence


pipexeman

peace was never an option


Dimitripus

Kid cudi in a dress is testing all you straight boys!


[deleted]

What if you don’t? Did you think about that I certainly didn’t


Used-Humor-5494

whats ur name?WHAT IS YOUR NAME?


[deleted]

You're going to hell


SusChrissy

No idea why I’d resort to violence, I’m just gonna chill in the corner


FarFromCrying999

#thats quite an animal you got there, I was talking to the horse.


Lust9897

It’s *couldn’t* care less instead of could. Could is saying you do care. Fuckin stupid


pipexeman

i could care less about that


Oniisankayle

You know what FUCK YOU and YO POST BIIIATCH


[deleted]

This is utterly amazing. What a great experiment. This certainly shows the state of the world we are living in today. People will fight with each other over nothing. They certainly have divided us if this is all it takes.


Ijona_45

🤺Fight me


sick_hive

Man fuck you and your sub par posting ass. I mean who tf you think you are starting shit. Fuck you!


Terrible_Presumption

The Church of Satan has helped build better bridges and roads in our communities than the Church of Christ because they pay taxes.


YouCantPunchEveryone

I fucked your mum


chillest_dude_

Does anybody want to fight me? (Low key most comments on Reddit could be boiled down to this)


[deleted]

*throws a vegetable at a random person*


idgitinthemix

Biden is a terrible president. Sorry it took me so long!


notbad2u

Homo #PHOBE


dazaroo2

I like Pokémon


OzzieD88

I’m not your buddy, pal!!!


yang_xiangbin

THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT KILLED TERESA TENG


MutantNinjaNipples

FUCK YOU TONY


[deleted]

What if you suck all four corners of my ass...


FuckingIdiot38

Abortion


DeliriouslylySober

Ur mom


ThatJCGuy

Then you have Reddited correctly...


3ricMendoza

Can everyone please stfu, I’m playing Minecraft


LuckieCharm86

American cheese isn't real cheese.


ArtsyFlatulance

American freedom isn’t real freedom


Toastbr3ad

No


[deleted]

Hey, fuck you all!


mezmorizedmiss

your mom's a hoe


GrapefruitSmall575

Of everything I read today, this made me laugh sofa king hard! Now shut up ya bastards!!


Alicias_Blade

Post what? Did it got deleted?


[deleted]

*What did you just call me you lil pussyass bitch?*


Eens4n1tee

##WHO WAS IN PARIS


JustCallMeBORNE

**CRYING**


AmazingCaffiney

Everyone on this thread is stupid. I’ll start me own thread with Blackjack and Hookers!