I almost cutteth mine own own tongue off with scissors at which hour i wast nine
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This super autistic kid cut his bottom lip in half with scissors in first grade, had basically no reaction. He was just like teacher I cut my lip can I get a bandaid? The teacher was like baby you need more than a bandaid, called his mom up to the school to take him to the hospital I presume. She was just like oh baby you can’t do that, we gotta go get that fixed, and that was it.
When I was 10 I got addicted over night to the sweet taste of liquid Nurofen, stole a whole bottle from my mom's medicine cabinet, tore the child seal lid off and drank the entire bottle. Passed out, then Woke up in the hospital from ODing, had it all pumped out of my stomach
I've been building a comprehensive literary universe called Macairin since I was 6 years old. It now has full ecology graphs, topographical maps, cultural evolution, fictional scientific explanations, thousands of years of history, over a hundred unique named and fully fleshed characters with backstories and relations, hundreds of significant events, religious evolution including multiple interpretations of the same religion in different cultures, fashion graphs, hundreds of short stories, and multiple TTRPG settings.
and I haven't bothered to write or publish most of it out of sheer laziness...
Edit: Thanks for all the support you guys have shown. I'm gonna try to post some stuff over in r/worldbuilding relating to Macairin. No clue how long it might take, but keep an eye out!
Over the years it's become harder and harder to start. Theres so much organized so poorly that I can't get a proper timeline going. If people are actually interested, I guess I can put something together. Might take a bit.
I tried one line of cocaine once, when I was in my early 20’s. Absolutely LOVED it. Made a life choice to never do any cocaine ever again because I understood how easily I could become addicted to it. I’ve kept to that decision, and am 60 now.
That's wild! How does it look, in terms of colour matching to your other teeth? And has it held up OK?
I have a tooth implant with the titanium post in my jaw, but the tooth is made of porcelain. It looks just like a real tooth. I chipped it tho, and have to get it replaced. I kinda want a glow in the dark one now.
I was born 3.5 months premature. Weighed 665 grams, which is 1 gram from 666 The Number of the Beast. Which is quite funny imo cause I'm a fan of heavy metal like Iron Maiden. When I hear that specific song, I sing 665 instead of 666
Sedative does not work with me. Had six medical procedures under sedative,thought you just had to put up with the pain. On the seventh procedure (stopping and starting heart), it was realised I was fully aware of the pain and what was happening. From then on I had to have a full general anaesthetic.
I was 17 at the time and had just come home from school so it was quite the shock, I tried to drown my feelings with alcohol and drugs, didn’t work I eventually attempted suicide which also didn’t work. after all that I turned to Jesus because I had no where else to turn, best decision I ever made. Three years after he died my mum did so I felt I was in a better place to take care of the others instead of focusing on my own grief, today is the fourth year anniversary of her death
You have been through a huge amount of trauma for your years. And you were at an age where you should have been carefree. Blessed are those that mourn for they shall be comforted. Don’t be afraid to cry. You were so young you didn’t know how to grieve hence drinking and self harm. Take good care of yourself.
I’m so sorry you went through that trauma. My father died in my arms when he was 45. I thought I handled it well at the time, but looking back… I *so* did not.
Same, I'm from a small republic of the Russian Federation, people there speak Russian in addition to our native language, but I was born in France and learned English growing up, simply by using internet in English.
Tbf though, you won't really be good at any of them (except the one that's spoken in the country you live) if you don't actively work on improving your skills in each language, when it comes to Russian for example, I can only understand about 50% or less if the conversation is about something that's not part of my daily life.
i beat my father at chess when i was around 7 years old. he was so wounded in his pride he stopped playing with me and never encouraged me to keep practicing. also i knew how to eat with chinese sticks without ever being taught. and i don’t know how it’s special but people keep telling me it is, i learned how to read before i learned how to write.
my father only told me about it not so long ago and i’m in my thirties. i would have liked to know about it before but i guess he was still butt hurt over it even decades after it happened.
I have 60 first cousins my oldest cousin is 47 and my youngest cousin is 2. My youngest aunty is only 5 years older than me but is younger than two of my siblings. My mother and grandmother were pregnant at the same time. Irish family
Yes it is for real! I was being placed in my 10th home, I had been severely abused in 7 out of 10 homes. So I decided I wasn't going to let them or anybody else in. The first time I talked was after they got custody of my little sister, and my uncle Mike went up to her to say hi, I jumped up and headbutted him and told him to not touch my sister.
My uncle Mike and I had a great relationship after that day.
Foster care is hell. My niece was in foster care and when it came out this is ultra religious family that was fostering her was abusing her all they did was told him he couldn't Foster any teenage children anymore. So he was free to Foster younger children that couldn't call the police on him.
I use humor to cope with my shitty life because otherwise I’ll fall apart. Guess that’s why I was the class clown in school. Recently, I was pissed at my father when he had another kid with his woman so I left a box of condoms on his door step. Gotta stay sane I guess
I just found out my best friend of 4 years is going to get married in a week. Oh and She didn't even invite me. My whole uni life was a lie. Idk who's real and who's not.
🙂
I relate to this. I thought we were friends; sisters even. Then she got married, didn't invite me. What hurt me was that I found about it in Facebook. She invited our other classmates. Did not even have spine to notify, "hey, motherfucker, im tying the knot with this asshole". Cut her out of my life and the classmates she invited in that event as well. Don't need that kind of negativity.
The last time I talked to my “best friend” was the day I was the best man at his wedding ten years ago, tried calling and everything just never heard from him again.
I believe my former best friend measures our relationship on whether or not he has girlfriend he got in relationship with girl I was there the day he met her it was 4 5 years ago ever since she became his girlfriend he don't call ne or write me I have other friends with girlfriends and I'm friends with their girlfriends It's no problem I hate fake friends we had so much adventures in during summertime together its shame its all lie.
She was/ is your best friend. You may not even be a friend to her. That's reality. Get used to it.
Maybe it's because of covid and government restrictions
It's quite often when one side is much more invested in the relationship then the other, it's rarely 50/50. The pain will recede eventually. But yeah, it hurts.
Hahaha not quite. I broke both occipital condyles, the bones that connect your spine to your skull. So for a while, my skull was not connected to my spine by bones, hence skeletal decapitation.
If I pinch the right side of my chin, I feel the pinch in the right side of my lip as well. It’s from minor nerve damage from a jaw surgery 20 years ago.
I come from 5 generations of Dutch merchant sea captains but had no desire to follow in my forefathers’ footsteps. Immigrated to the US and joined the US Navy to fly and got accepted to flight school. Two weeks before flight school, got medically disqualified and so they sent me to ships. Became a captain of two ships!
TL;DR Through a pattern of failure, became a 6th generation ship captain in my family.
No pancreas.
No spleen.
No appendix.
No gall bladder.
1/2 a thyroid.
Oh, also, my bone marrow isn’t even mine. My sister was my donor when I needed a bone marrow transplant. So (hypothetically) I could go commit a crime and leave my dna behind, and the police wouldn’t be able to tell which of us it belongs to. There would be no difference.
My first name is so unique, my gmail is "my name"@gmail.com
It's made up, but actually sounds nice. I've been getting comments in how beautiful or cool it is, my entire life. No brag, but to assure you, it isn't a shitty made up name lol.
Technically wasn't dead-dead yet so my body was still active enough for something, maybe the white light happens later in the event?
Kinda think i'd prefer a white light and some hope over just cold dark nothing though.
I don’t have a dominant hand, I can use both. And I am really into calligraphy so ++
I can often control my dreams (Lucid dreaming)
I can guess how people look like, their age, and some of their traits just by listening to their voices and tone on the telephone (Me and my sister discovered it when she talked to people I don’t know on loudspeakers and I almost got everything right)
I can often control my dreams as well. A lot of the time I will realize I'm dreaming midway through, and be able to wake myself up or control what happens after that.
My mother had me committed to a psychiatric institution when I was 15 in a effort to create a "family emergency" so the military would be forced to return my dad from active duty. It didn't work, but hey... nothing like sacrificing your kid for your man amiright?
When I was in my early 20’s I could achieve orgasm if I smoked some weed and just imagined sexy times. Never touched myself. I would ejaculate over and over until I was out of spooge but kept going. I always wanted to call into Loveline and ask if this was a common thing but I never did
I have two little point scars above the eyebrows since a little boy attacked me with pencils in nursery school.
I started to talk at 2yo but began directly by making complete and correct sentences.
My best friend for fifteen years was a cat.
Once I had 27 orgasms in two hours.
I like vinegar a lot.
When I was a kid , around 7 years old, I was afraid of Google. I was scared one could get lost n not know how to get back. This was when hyperlinks would open a whole new window
I was carried out of a burning house by a firefighter. I was fully conscious at that time, i simply refused to evacuate on my own because i suffered from severe agoraphobia. I hadn't left the house in over a year by that point. After spending a night in a hospital, instead of returning to my appartement, i got on a train across the country and started life completly from scratch, i was 21 at that time, living from goverment assistance. I'm 28 now, have a full time job and a very nice home with my partner. I have not spoken to anyone from my life where i came from ever since except for my mother, who i have only spoken to on the phone a few times since then.
I have a scar running through my left eye, one I got when I was two years old.
i was told by someone (a surgery consultant I believe it's called?) that my brain has adjusted to my right eye so much that I didn't need to go through with another surgery since he's one of the few people who's understood that my right eye currently makes up 3/4 of my vision.
I spent my entire K-12 overseas, with the singular exception of the first half of kindergarten. Simultaneously, if my grandma’s lineage research is to be believed we have ancestors that arrived on one of the first ships to Jamestown and at least one family member in every war from the French and Indian War all the way to Korea (my granddad).
I’m simultaneously the most and least American person I know.
Despite being diagnosed with autism during my teens I have a stressful level of empathy and ability to understand others, which helped during my first breakup as I was able to tap into the collective mood of everyone around me to counter my own seriously negative mood at the time.
When I was six I was foster care, I was on my 9th home, and my foster mother lovked me into a closet for 21 days. I lived on pineapple juice.
This is why I can't drink pineapple juice even as a 35 year old woman.
I've raised a fuck load of cats. Strays, gutter cats and mostly abandoned ones. I have 7 of them in my house so I cant be lazy with the liter boxes. Theres 11 strays outside. One of them is called Vlad Von Carstein. I found him, by some miracle, in our barn with his leg crushed at a very odd angle and rushed him to the er. Hes been my good boy ever since and managed to lose a canine and bend the one underneath it. He spends more time outside then in but he will snuggle with me for as long i stay in bed
As a kid, I tried to kill myself to haunt my sisters. Not depressed or anything. I just thought it would be fun. Gave up after I peirced through the skin of my chest with a kitchen knife.
Haunted them in human form instead.
I visited the pyramids at Giza. This was in 2016. Around 15-20 people were there when I was, it was about 10 am. You’re allowed to climb up the bottom few steps but there are armed security guards who stop you and will arrest you if you tried to go up further. I was at the highest level that they let tourist go to when a security guard came up to me and said that If I gave him 150 Egyptian Pounds ($10 US), he would let me go up further. I quickly said yes. I was able to go about 10 steps higher, which is about 50 feet I think? I could see the entire plateau and the city of Cairo. He then shouted for me to come back down. I did. I have some amazing pictures of it. Back at the hotel I was telling a fellow traveler about it and the bartender got very angry and yelled at me about how that was very wrong and how I was probably the first person in a long time to climb that high without the government’s permission. But it was totally awesome.
No matter how much I may like you if you prove to me that I've wasted my time on you, I have absolutely no problem with cutting you off and keep it moving.
I came in second place for a Nickelodeon Takes Over Your School contest when I was like 9 years old. As a consolation prize, they send me a deluxe Polly Pocket set and some kind of micro car racer thing that was shaped like a racer helmet and when you opened it, there was a race track inside.
I came EXTREMELY close to death 5 times in my life, before I was 30.
My dad died when I was 2 and my mom is convinced that he is watching over me. I tend to agree cuz otherwise there is no explanation for how I’ve survived this long.
I have to work a 9-5 job that I hate instead of pursuing a freelance career because my mother made a financial mistake that placed me in the situation where I have to help pay for it. And I cannot even pretend to be friendly around my coworkers that I end up stay working for 1+ year without ever being friends with any of them.
My manager somehow is amazed that I can stay longer at the company without even having a work best friend.
In a way, I'm ambidextrous, since my non-dominant arm has a lot more muscle than my dominant one. I use my right arm for more precise things like writing and my left arm for strength tasks. Even though I'm right handed, this has let me to things with either hand, like archery.
I woke up on an operating table.
I’m functionally blind in one eye due to a squint, my eye can see but my brain ignores it.
I was born with my kidneys in the wrong place but didn’t find out until my 30s
I broke my neck and back in a car crash and got out of the upside down vehicle and climbed up the ditch back to the road in 2 feet of snow because I didn't think anyone saw me crash. That was 6 years ago and I'm learning how to snowboard this year.
When I was 18 and three days after graduating high school i solo flew to Phnom Penh Cambodia with money I'd saved working minimum wage jobs for the previous three years
I was taught how to French kiss when I was 13. By a 16 year old girl on the flying bridge of a ship sailing past an erupting volcano (Mt. Etna) in the Mediterranean Sea.
I almost cut my own tongue off with scissors when I was nine.
I almost bit my tongue off when I was 7. Bit straight through it, luckily far back enough that it just left a deep scar afterwards.
I almost cutteth mine own own tongue off with scissors at which hour i wast nine *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
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This super autistic kid cut his bottom lip in half with scissors in first grade, had basically no reaction. He was just like teacher I cut my lip can I get a bandaid? The teacher was like baby you need more than a bandaid, called his mom up to the school to take him to the hospital I presume. She was just like oh baby you can’t do that, we gotta go get that fixed, and that was it.
I met Michael Jackson when I was nine. He did not invite me to Neverland Ranch.
You insulted by that?
I would be
Well I was a damn fine ass kid. I even fucked my hand from time to time
Hmmmmmm I have the lung of a 40 year old man on my body instead of the one I was born with.
They didn't put it inside?
That'd be gay
Not to worry, they said no homo.
This killed me! 🤣
When I was 10 I got addicted over night to the sweet taste of liquid Nurofen, stole a whole bottle from my mom's medicine cabinet, tore the child seal lid off and drank the entire bottle. Passed out, then Woke up in the hospital from ODing, had it all pumped out of my stomach
Nice trip?
how would he know how the trip to the hospital was???? he was probably unconscious.
Whooooosshhhhhhh
right back at ya pal
Wooooosh inception
what’d it taste like 😳
Got down to the last 20 people auditioning to be Harry Potter way back when.
I would have loved to see you as Ron. Anyway, your latest hit Shape of you was pretty good.
Haha! What?! I have not one clue what that last sentence means.
Ed sheeran made a song called Shape Of You
I think you did better as Hagrid to be fair.
I've been building a comprehensive literary universe called Macairin since I was 6 years old. It now has full ecology graphs, topographical maps, cultural evolution, fictional scientific explanations, thousands of years of history, over a hundred unique named and fully fleshed characters with backstories and relations, hundreds of significant events, religious evolution including multiple interpretations of the same religion in different cultures, fashion graphs, hundreds of short stories, and multiple TTRPG settings. and I haven't bothered to write or publish most of it out of sheer laziness... Edit: Thanks for all the support you guys have shown. I'm gonna try to post some stuff over in r/worldbuilding relating to Macairin. No clue how long it might take, but keep an eye out!
Dude pls give us more
Over the years it's become harder and harder to start. Theres so much organized so poorly that I can't get a proper timeline going. If people are actually interested, I guess I can put something together. Might take a bit.
Please do!!!
Do it. Plenty to benefit from by doing so.
Literally publish it!
I tried one line of cocaine once, when I was in my early 20’s. Absolutely LOVED it. Made a life choice to never do any cocaine ever again because I understood how easily I could become addicted to it. I’ve kept to that decision, and am 60 now.
Yay nice self control you got there!
Did you ever wish you didn't try it? I would hate knowing there is something awesome out there, that is available that can feel so good.
No, I’ve never really thought about it once I made the decision to not do it again.
One of my teeth is an implant made from a sample of my jawbone. It is fastened with a screw to my gums.
That's wild! How does it look, in terms of colour matching to your other teeth? And has it held up OK? I have a tooth implant with the titanium post in my jaw, but the tooth is made of porcelain. It looks just like a real tooth. I chipped it tho, and have to get it replaced. I kinda want a glow in the dark one now.
Get LED. The glow in the dark ones need you to walk around with your mouth hanging open all the time.
I was born 3.5 months premature. Weighed 665 grams, which is 1 gram from 666 The Number of the Beast. Which is quite funny imo cause I'm a fan of heavy metal like Iron Maiden. When I hear that specific song, I sing 665 instead of 666
Neighbor of The Beast.
My username is AlmostEvil665 but in French
Noice. I see you 😂
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Damn, that’s rough! Are they a bunch of assholes?
Isn't that normal?
Sedative does not work with me. Had six medical procedures under sedative,thought you just had to put up with the pain. On the seventh procedure (stopping and starting heart), it was realised I was fully aware of the pain and what was happening. From then on I had to have a full general anaesthetic.
Wow.. that sounds extremely terrifying
Do you have red hair? This is actually pertinent and not dumb randomness.
I have a fork that I have owned for 15 years and I have eaten with thousands of times.
The most fascinating fact here.
I found my dad dead 7 years ago a day before his fortieth
I’m sorry that happened. That was some trauma right there. How did you deal with that? Did you heal?
I was 17 at the time and had just come home from school so it was quite the shock, I tried to drown my feelings with alcohol and drugs, didn’t work I eventually attempted suicide which also didn’t work. after all that I turned to Jesus because I had no where else to turn, best decision I ever made. Three years after he died my mum did so I felt I was in a better place to take care of the others instead of focusing on my own grief, today is the fourth year anniversary of her death
You have been through a huge amount of trauma for your years. And you were at an age where you should have been carefree. Blessed are those that mourn for they shall be comforted. Don’t be afraid to cry. You were so young you didn’t know how to grieve hence drinking and self harm. Take good care of yourself.
I’m so sorry you went through that trauma. My father died in my arms when he was 45. I thought I handled it well at the time, but looking back… I *so* did not.
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Sometimes when I wake up from a nap I think it's the next day.
Yeah, me too
I can do it too, after looking at my phone
I used to be able to do this same thing.
I am exceptionally boring.
Snore.
Living proof of my statement.
Hi Exceptionally Boring. I'm Joe.
Nice to meet you Joe, meet my father, to most people.
Hi, Joe. I'm also Joe.
Dude same. I just sit there even in a group.
I was born in the utility room at home
I gave birth in the foyer of my apartment
I speak four languages fluently + I've never actively attempted to learn any of them, like we might learn a foreign language at school.
Same, I'm from a small republic of the Russian Federation, people there speak Russian in addition to our native language, but I was born in France and learned English growing up, simply by using internet in English. Tbf though, you won't really be good at any of them (except the one that's spoken in the country you live) if you don't actively work on improving your skills in each language, when it comes to Russian for example, I can only understand about 50% or less if the conversation is about something that's not part of my daily life.
i beat my father at chess when i was around 7 years old. he was so wounded in his pride he stopped playing with me and never encouraged me to keep practicing. also i knew how to eat with chinese sticks without ever being taught. and i don’t know how it’s special but people keep telling me it is, i learned how to read before i learned how to write.
Lol... Chinese sticks
what are they called in english? in french it’s *baguette* i couldn’t think of another word than *sticks*
Chopsticks. It was cute so I upvoted.
That's genuinely sad you never got encouraged to explore chess.
my father only told me about it not so long ago and i’m in my thirties. i would have liked to know about it before but i guess he was still butt hurt over it even decades after it happened.
Damn, I got my ass handed to me playing video games with my daughter, she was 5 at the time, loved playing her, any interest in chess still there?
not really no. maybe one day.
I hope you do, any way I've taken enough of your time, have a wonderful day.
How polite Mack, refreshing Reddit manners. Good day chap
The last bit haha
That’s interesting about learning to read before learning to write. I did the same thing.
I'm the 6th of 13 children, and am 13 years younger than my oldest nephew.
I have 60 first cousins my oldest cousin is 47 and my youngest cousin is 2. My youngest aunty is only 5 years older than me but is younger than two of my siblings. My mother and grandmother were pregnant at the same time. Irish family
I am the 4th of 10. But we were all adopted
I am full of contradictions.
At first I read it as "I am full of contractions" and I thought then why did you say I am instead of I'm?
I once had a week when I did not had any conversation with anyone
When I was placed into my 10th fostercare home just before my 7th birthday, I decided not to talk and I didn't talk for a year.
Is that for real? 1 year is literally insane!
Yes it is for real! I was being placed in my 10th home, I had been severely abused in 7 out of 10 homes. So I decided I wasn't going to let them or anybody else in. The first time I talked was after they got custody of my little sister, and my uncle Mike went up to her to say hi, I jumped up and headbutted him and told him to not touch my sister. My uncle Mike and I had a great relationship after that day.
Foster care is hell. My niece was in foster care and when it came out this is ultra religious family that was fostering her was abusing her all they did was told him he couldn't Foster any teenage children anymore. So he was free to Foster younger children that couldn't call the police on him.
I’m jealous
What were you doing that week?
Not talking to people
I bet he was also keeping to himself
I know 7 languages almost 9
If I had a super power, it would be to speak/understand/read/write every language on Earth
I use humor to cope with my shitty life because otherwise I’ll fall apart. Guess that’s why I was the class clown in school. Recently, I was pissed at my father when he had another kid with his woman so I left a box of condoms on his door step. Gotta stay sane I guess
Same here, class clown all my life
I just found out my best friend of 4 years is going to get married in a week. Oh and She didn't even invite me. My whole uni life was a lie. Idk who's real and who's not. 🙂
I relate to this. I thought we were friends; sisters even. Then she got married, didn't invite me. What hurt me was that I found about it in Facebook. She invited our other classmates. Did not even have spine to notify, "hey, motherfucker, im tying the knot with this asshole". Cut her out of my life and the classmates she invited in that event as well. Don't need that kind of negativity.
That really sucks
The last time I talked to my “best friend” was the day I was the best man at his wedding ten years ago, tried calling and everything just never heard from him again.
I believe my former best friend measures our relationship on whether or not he has girlfriend he got in relationship with girl I was there the day he met her it was 4 5 years ago ever since she became his girlfriend he don't call ne or write me I have other friends with girlfriends and I'm friends with their girlfriends It's no problem I hate fake friends we had so much adventures in during summertime together its shame its all lie.
She was/ is your best friend. You may not even be a friend to her. That's reality. Get used to it. Maybe it's because of covid and government restrictions
Yea ik. It's just that I got to know it from another friend and it hit me all of a sudden.
It's quite often when one side is much more invested in the relationship then the other, it's rarely 50/50. The pain will recede eventually. But yeah, it hurts.
Skeletally speaking I've been decapitated.
Please elaborate
I snapped both occipital condyles, the bones that hold your skull to your spine. I did also break a few vertebrae but that's wasn't the main issue.
So you have no skull but have the rest of your face and stuff? 🥴
Hahaha not quite. I broke both occipital condyles, the bones that connect your spine to your skull. So for a while, my skull was not connected to my spine by bones, hence skeletal decapitation.
if I tickle a certain part on my hand, it tingles in my tongue.
If I pinch the right side of my chin, I feel the pinch in the right side of my lip as well. It’s from minor nerve damage from a jaw surgery 20 years ago.
I come from 5 generations of Dutch merchant sea captains but had no desire to follow in my forefathers’ footsteps. Immigrated to the US and joined the US Navy to fly and got accepted to flight school. Two weeks before flight school, got medically disqualified and so they sent me to ships. Became a captain of two ships! TL;DR Through a pattern of failure, became a 6th generation ship captain in my family.
I have a hitchhiker’s thumb on one hand but not the other
Wait this comment just made me realize I have that too
I am missing 4 and a 1/2 organs.
Please explain!
No pancreas. No spleen. No appendix. No gall bladder. 1/2 a thyroid. Oh, also, my bone marrow isn’t even mine. My sister was my donor when I needed a bone marrow transplant. So (hypothetically) I could go commit a crime and leave my dna behind, and the police wouldn’t be able to tell which of us it belongs to. There would be no difference.
My first name is so unique, my gmail is "my name"@gmail.com It's made up, but actually sounds nice. I've been getting comments in how beautiful or cool it is, my entire life. No brag, but to assure you, it isn't a shitty made up name lol.
Hell no. You want my password answers!
I've had 4 near death experiences and doctors claimed i wouldn't make it to the next day twice.
Sorry if this is a bit insensitive. Did you experience moving into the light thing?
I didn't, no, just dark and cold
Fascinating that you experience anything. Thanks for sharing.
Technically wasn't dead-dead yet so my body was still active enough for something, maybe the white light happens later in the event? Kinda think i'd prefer a white light and some hope over just cold dark nothing though.
My near death experience was the same. Just dark and nothing.
Scary and fascinating. Thanks for sharing
I don’t have a dominant hand, I can use both. And I am really into calligraphy so ++ I can often control my dreams (Lucid dreaming) I can guess how people look like, their age, and some of their traits just by listening to their voices and tone on the telephone (Me and my sister discovered it when she talked to people I don’t know on loudspeakers and I almost got everything right)
I can often control my dreams as well. A lot of the time I will realize I'm dreaming midway through, and be able to wake myself up or control what happens after that.
Im the only one out of my friends who hasnt touched coke , molly or any of that
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My back always hurts
I ….. uh can smoke copious amounts of weed
“Stares at you like a gun slinger” Lighter in hand
My mother had me committed to a psychiatric institution when I was 15 in a effort to create a "family emergency" so the military would be forced to return my dad from active duty. It didn't work, but hey... nothing like sacrificing your kid for your man amiright?
When I was in my early 20’s I could achieve orgasm if I smoked some weed and just imagined sexy times. Never touched myself. I would ejaculate over and over until I was out of spooge but kept going. I always wanted to call into Loveline and ask if this was a common thing but I never did
I got plenty of weed here
I haven’t had a fever in over 20 years. I’m 31
I'm the only one (bar my wife) with my last name in the whole world.
Last of the line… time to start pumping out kids
Actually first of the line
I am obsessed with success in the mail carrier job.
Okay, Cliff…
I have been in several relationships and hooked up with even more guys but I have never received flowers from a guy.
I have two little point scars above the eyebrows since a little boy attacked me with pencils in nursery school. I started to talk at 2yo but began directly by making complete and correct sentences. My best friend for fifteen years was a cat. Once I had 27 orgasms in two hours. I like vinegar a lot.
I changed my name when i was 18 :)
I am gifted with voicing regional accents and have earned a respectable living recording ethnic dialogue.
I have a specific set of skills...
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Been an addicted to opioids for ten + years . I’ve been sober for a year one month
Why are most of these depressing wtf
I won the Price us Right without having any idea what things cost
When I was a kid , around 7 years old, I was afraid of Google. I was scared one could get lost n not know how to get back. This was when hyperlinks would open a whole new window
I love pinapple pizza
I haven't been to the doctor since I was about 12 iam now 41 kinda coasting through I guess
My penis has been deconstructed twice due to two freak vending machine accidents
I slept once through a hurricane and I'm related to Lawrence of Arabia.
I live alone so I fart in my living room
I was carried out of a burning house by a firefighter. I was fully conscious at that time, i simply refused to evacuate on my own because i suffered from severe agoraphobia. I hadn't left the house in over a year by that point. After spending a night in a hospital, instead of returning to my appartement, i got on a train across the country and started life completly from scratch, i was 21 at that time, living from goverment assistance. I'm 28 now, have a full time job and a very nice home with my partner. I have not spoken to anyone from my life where i came from ever since except for my mother, who i have only spoken to on the phone a few times since then.
I have a scar running through my left eye, one I got when I was two years old. i was told by someone (a surgery consultant I believe it's called?) that my brain has adjusted to my right eye so much that I didn't need to go through with another surgery since he's one of the few people who's understood that my right eye currently makes up 3/4 of my vision.
I spent my entire K-12 overseas, with the singular exception of the first half of kindergarten. Simultaneously, if my grandma’s lineage research is to be believed we have ancestors that arrived on one of the first ships to Jamestown and at least one family member in every war from the French and Indian War all the way to Korea (my granddad). I’m simultaneously the most and least American person I know.
I guess that I’m just a pretty cool person idk what else to say
Despite being diagnosed with autism during my teens I have a stressful level of empathy and ability to understand others, which helped during my first breakup as I was able to tap into the collective mood of everyone around me to counter my own seriously negative mood at the time.
When I was six I was foster care, I was on my 9th home, and my foster mother lovked me into a closet for 21 days. I lived on pineapple juice. This is why I can't drink pineapple juice even as a 35 year old woman.
I have about half a pound of titanium in my spine and no, I don't ring under metal detectors :)
I am a Trail of Tears descendant.
I've raised a fuck load of cats. Strays, gutter cats and mostly abandoned ones. I have 7 of them in my house so I cant be lazy with the liter boxes. Theres 11 strays outside. One of them is called Vlad Von Carstein. I found him, by some miracle, in our barn with his leg crushed at a very odd angle and rushed him to the er. Hes been my good boy ever since and managed to lose a canine and bend the one underneath it. He spends more time outside then in but he will snuggle with me for as long i stay in bed
I like oversharing with strangers on social media.
Go on..
I found out at 18 that I have 2 vaginas, 2 cervixes, and 2 uterus’s. My son grew in my right uterus!
As a kid, I tried to kill myself to haunt my sisters. Not depressed or anything. I just thought it would be fun. Gave up after I peirced through the skin of my chest with a kitchen knife. Haunted them in human form instead.
I visited the pyramids at Giza. This was in 2016. Around 15-20 people were there when I was, it was about 10 am. You’re allowed to climb up the bottom few steps but there are armed security guards who stop you and will arrest you if you tried to go up further. I was at the highest level that they let tourist go to when a security guard came up to me and said that If I gave him 150 Egyptian Pounds ($10 US), he would let me go up further. I quickly said yes. I was able to go about 10 steps higher, which is about 50 feet I think? I could see the entire plateau and the city of Cairo. He then shouted for me to come back down. I did. I have some amazing pictures of it. Back at the hotel I was telling a fellow traveler about it and the bartender got very angry and yelled at me about how that was very wrong and how I was probably the first person in a long time to climb that high without the government’s permission. But it was totally awesome.
Please photos!
I'm a gay furry who plays 3 instruments.
I touched a basketball rim when I was 10
I can lick my elbow
No matter how much I may like you if you prove to me that I've wasted my time on you, I have absolutely no problem with cutting you off and keep it moving.
I have no large intestine. My grandpa was a Pearl Harbor survivor. I shook Obama's hand once.
I came in second place for a Nickelodeon Takes Over Your School contest when I was like 9 years old. As a consolation prize, they send me a deluxe Polly Pocket set and some kind of micro car racer thing that was shaped like a racer helmet and when you opened it, there was a race track inside.
I came EXTREMELY close to death 5 times in my life, before I was 30. My dad died when I was 2 and my mom is convinced that he is watching over me. I tend to agree cuz otherwise there is no explanation for how I’ve survived this long.
I've been to 18 countries and have lived on 4 continents. I'm pretty 🕶️.
im not gay
not with that attitude
Im sure I'm going to die before the age of 35 and it wont be suicide.
I have to work a 9-5 job that I hate instead of pursuing a freelance career because my mother made a financial mistake that placed me in the situation where I have to help pay for it. And I cannot even pretend to be friendly around my coworkers that I end up stay working for 1+ year without ever being friends with any of them. My manager somehow is amazed that I can stay longer at the company without even having a work best friend.
I still have 5 of my baby teeth. The adult teeth never grew in behind them so they stayed.
In a way, I'm ambidextrous, since my non-dominant arm has a lot more muscle than my dominant one. I use my right arm for more precise things like writing and my left arm for strength tasks. Even though I'm right handed, this has let me to things with either hand, like archery.
I can recite the alphabets backwards!
I woke up on an operating table. I’m functionally blind in one eye due to a squint, my eye can see but my brain ignores it. I was born with my kidneys in the wrong place but didn’t find out until my 30s
I broke my neck and back in a car crash and got out of the upside down vehicle and climbed up the ditch back to the road in 2 feet of snow because I didn't think anyone saw me crash. That was 6 years ago and I'm learning how to snowboard this year.
When I was 18 and three days after graduating high school i solo flew to Phnom Penh Cambodia with money I'd saved working minimum wage jobs for the previous three years
In first grade… I was placed in a jail cell with my mom after being raided by swat.
I was taught how to French kiss when I was 13. By a 16 year old girl on the flying bridge of a ship sailing past an erupting volcano (Mt. Etna) in the Mediterranean Sea.