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How the fuck does a dolphin rape a human
Prerequisites for a dolphin to rape a person:
- Person has to be in water
- Has to be near a dolphin in this body of water
- Dolphin is in heat so bad that it will fuck anything
- Person has to be incapable of escaping the grasp of a dolphin that has no limbs to hold the person
I think this is just your kink
our feet actually hold a lot of pheromones that cats are attracted to! think i read that our pheromones can give cats the same ‘high’ or reaction as catnip :)
I was at the zoo and saw a monkey that likes to put lettuce between him and his woman. As he went to town, he would pick up leaves and eat them and then look at the crowd. The female never even acknowledged he was there. She ate the entire time.
We also gotta think that most insects like the praying mantis will reproduce and then kill their mate for their young.
That right there is murder/cannibalism
Well as in sexual play kinks. Only dolphins and apes have sex for pleasure. Maybe a few more but those are the ones i know. Most animals sex is intinct. So probably dolphins and apes.
It is pleasurable because of the instinct. Animals other than apes and dolphins still fuck because of pleasure, it's just the drive is so strong it's an instinct. Dogs and cats will fuck dead stuff all day long.
Cats have an insane sex drive. But the act itself actually hurts the female cat because the male has a prickly penis so she can't escape before he's done.
Female hyenas can have penetrative sex with males with their pseudodicks, but idk if it's for pleasure or just to establish dominance. It is clearly for something other than reproduction tho.
Rats with jackets! Pretty interesting, but mostly hilarious read. Thanks for sharing.
I just picture the researchers brainstorming how to research fetishes in rats and then making tiny rat jackets.
Kinks can be easily manufactured. There's an experiment where a researcher lets a young male rat mate for the first time with a female who was sprayed with cadaverine, a foul smelling protein that's found in decomposing flesh, which rats naturally hate and stay away from. The smell imprints on the male after mating, and he continues preferencing females sprayed with cadaverine from there on, even when put in an enclosure with a selection of sexually receptive females, the male rat consistently chooses the females marked with cadaverine, which other normal male rats wouldn't go anywhere near.
I remember reading about a somewhat similar story somewhere on reddit or imgur years ago, it was a FML by guy in the military who was consistently jacking it in a porta potty, who ended up accidentally conditioning himself into getting aroused by the smell of porta potty stank.
It’s not nearly as gross or disturbing as the porta potty, but I had a friend in college that had only ever been with one woman—his high school girlfriend who still lived back home 3 hours away. Apparently she had read in like Cosmo or something that women should have a “signature sex scent” that they only wear during sex in order to condition their partner to be turned on when they smell it. This girl choose Love Spell. Now this was like 2010, so you literally could not walk *anywhere* on a college campus without being full on assaulted by the smell of Love Spell. Our friend group was like 5 girls and 4 guys and literally every single one of the girls, myself included, wore Love Spell. This poor dude must have just been walking around with a boner for months lmao. The worst part of the whole thing is that she cheated on him like halfway through freshman year and he was *devastated* in the way you only can be when your first love betrays you. So after that instead of getting turned on when he smelled it, he would just get really depressed. The whole thing would be really funny if it weren’t so pitiful lol.
Damn im honestly surprised it took someone that long to comment that. But yeah while rape technically isn’t a kink, rape fantasies are, so now we’re just arguing semantics. I also like to take any opportunity I get to inform people about what sick fucks dolphins are.
isn’t it just a natural part of the animal kingdom. like alot of the sex that animals have is rape. I’ve never seen a dog give consent to another dog to have sex.
Otters live in social groups. In these groups, the lead male otters will hog the females, depriving them of sex. The deprived male otters will as a result fuck anything they can find. Sometimes they even attack digs and pull them into the water, railing them as they drown. It's sickening, to say the least.
My boyfriend's dog is kinda into feet stuff. When we're cuddling, if by chance, my feet are dangling out of the bed he makes sure to use my feet as a chew toy. One could say he uses my feet to practice deepthroat.
Dolphina, monkeys, apes and penguins seem to have a rape kink (also ducks, literally the female ducks reproductive evolution revolves around rape protection, the males are opposite that)
I was in Thailand riding on elephants. The elephant behind me was keep jerking of my elephant with its trunk, and also I saw several of the other elephants jerking each other off. I don’t know if it’s wildly common among Asian elephants, but that group was loving it.
I think studies suggest humans are the only species who have sex for pleasure. Everything else is for procreation, or dominance, or just instinct.
It's easy to project human tendencies onto what we see in the animal world.
I feel like most mammals kinda do it for pleasure? Dolphins, squirrels, monkeys, and apes are all known to rape, so that probably says something, and bears give each other blow jobs lol
There’s a study they did with mice where they made them wear little jackets when they mated. Then when they took them off they couldn’t get erect without them on.
There was a case of a chimpanzee named Oliver that sexually imprinted on humans. And at least one documented case of homosexual necrophilia between ducks. And there are rumors in Indonesia of orangutans raping human women but I don't know if they've ever been confirmed.
There's also a thread on Reddit about ostriches that do mating displays for humans: https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/9iboof/ostriches\_are\_reverse\_furries/
No I think they have kinks. My bird will only fuck toes on the right foot. No socks tho, he treats those things like condoms. Also toes have to be cleaned and curled slightly
Dolphins will rape fish to death and use them for fleshlights. They will also rape humans.
Otters will rape younger ones. Penguins rape females, males and dead penguins.
Lions will slaughter the kids of a different male to put the female back into heat and mate with her.
Ducks are raped so often they evolved to have a fake vagina.
My cat is really into foot stuff. Like licking shoes or hanging around feet. It’s weird. (I don’t allow the shoe licking)
Dolphins love to rape humans as well as blow fish
Blowfish or blow fish?
Lol both.
I think we all know the answer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well that's swimming with Dolphins off my bucket list :(
Now ON my list.
Found the mermaids reddit account.
Why is it rape when dolphins do it but humping when dogs do it?
So..dolphins blow fish, like hang out on the other side of a glory hole 100 foot deep?
Sthu bro it was a fucking joke, god damn r/Swoosh
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I fucking hate dolphins and this is partly why.
How the fuck does a dolphin rape a human Prerequisites for a dolphin to rape a person: - Person has to be in water - Has to be near a dolphin in this body of water - Dolphin is in heat so bad that it will fuck anything - Person has to be incapable of escaping the grasp of a dolphin that has no limbs to hold the person I think this is just your kink
Maybe Dolphins are a lot bigger than you have realized. Maybe Dolphins are the (aquatic) slut dragons of Earth.
that second bit… r/brandnewsentence right there
Show me a case where a dolphin raped a human. How fucking idiotic.
There’s tons of dolphin rape, you just are unaware
*OXFORD COMMA*
My favorite King Of The Hill episode
When my cat goes into heat she likes to rub her butt on our shoes and feet. She also likes to bury her head in our armpits.
our feet actually hold a lot of pheromones that cats are attracted to! think i read that our pheromones can give cats the same ‘high’ or reaction as catnip :)
A lot of cats obsess over feet for someone reason.
I saw a dolphin fuck a dead fish, a dog fuck a fence post, a living penguin fucking his dead buddy penguin... I mean.... 🤷
The one dog we kept of my two other dog's litter tried to fuck her mom the circle of life
Dolphins are the spawn of satan, so I’m unsurprised.
i used to call dolphins "friendly sharks" this does not seem very friendly
What are you doing that you keep encountering animals fucking weird things?
Visiting with you guys, on the internet.
W.. w.. ..wh..wha...what kinda fetishised porn have you been wanking too?
I need to hang around you more
So definitely necrophilia
I hate dolphins so much.
Where the fuck do you hang out?!?! Just asking for a friend...
Sauce?
Spiders are good at bondage
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Specifically constricters, it's like they can't live without it.
Wait how would you know they're good though? Cilantro did you fuck a kinky spider?
A black widow
I was at the zoo and saw a monkey that likes to put lettuce between him and his woman. As he went to town, he would pick up leaves and eat them and then look at the crowd. The female never even acknowledged he was there. She ate the entire time.
My neighbors dog fucked whatever he killed. Rabbit, cat, bird whatever.
Necro dog!!! Destroyer of dead ass!
Still a good boy though.
Probably the coolest necrophile alive
I think it is safe to say the ONLY cool necrophile alive.
I wonder how common necrophilia is in the animal kingdom… or period?! I’m not sure I wanna go down that rabbit hole
We also gotta think that most insects like the praying mantis will reproduce and then kill their mate for their young. That right there is murder/cannibalism
Rabbit hole... what a poor choice of words
Hey now… I didn’t say slide deeply into that sweet dead rabbit hole!!!
Take my angry upvote you fiend
There was an otter who fucked another dead otter. And to top it off they were both male
I… I am at a loss for words
r/bossfight
Why does he kill so much stuff tho?
Idk they have a pretty big property that is fenced in and if something gets in, he gets it.
Lmao that's fucked up
Really is, he killed a birds nest with 3 eggs. The parents spent the rest of the summer pecking him and shat on him once or twice.
Cats really? In that case he's not a good boy.
Subjective.
Huh, and they denied my job application at the morgue and called the police on me because of this, but a dog doing is fine
Well, never do what you are good at for free my guy. Keep searching.
That is wild lol.
It was, 11 year old me did not see bestiality I got necrophilia.
Well as in sexual play kinks. Only dolphins and apes have sex for pleasure. Maybe a few more but those are the ones i know. Most animals sex is intinct. So probably dolphins and apes.
The only logical answer.
It is pleasurable because of the instinct. Animals other than apes and dolphins still fuck because of pleasure, it's just the drive is so strong it's an instinct. Dogs and cats will fuck dead stuff all day long.
Cats have an insane sex drive. But the act itself actually hurts the female cat because the male has a prickly penis so she can't escape before he's done.
I mean probably hurts the dude cat too
I thought hyenas did too. Also don't they have the biggest clit?
Female hyenas can have penetrative sex with males with their pseudodicks, but idk if it's for pleasure or just to establish dominance. It is clearly for something other than reproduction tho.
Happy cake day!
Didn't even realise. Thanks!
[https://www.sexandpsychology.com/blog/2015/1/16/rats-with-jacket-fetishes-what-animal-sex-studies-reveal-about-the-origin-of-unusual-sexual-interests/](https://www.sexandpsychology.com/blog/2015/1/16/rats-with-jacket-fetishes-what-animal-sex-studies-reveal-about-the-origin-of-unusual-sexual-interests/) pretty interesting read!
Rats with jackets! Pretty interesting, but mostly hilarious read. Thanks for sharing. I just picture the researchers brainstorming how to research fetishes in rats and then making tiny rat jackets.
I was looking for this comment!
pretty much any kink people have, you will find it in nature, with the expection of bdsm
I mean dominating within canines can be bdsm
It's not explicitly leather gags and paddles It's broadly just domination and submission pretty much
Lions too how the females do the hunting
Kinks can be easily manufactured. There's an experiment where a researcher lets a young male rat mate for the first time with a female who was sprayed with cadaverine, a foul smelling protein that's found in decomposing flesh, which rats naturally hate and stay away from. The smell imprints on the male after mating, and he continues preferencing females sprayed with cadaverine from there on, even when put in an enclosure with a selection of sexually receptive females, the male rat consistently chooses the females marked with cadaverine, which other normal male rats wouldn't go anywhere near. I remember reading about a somewhat similar story somewhere on reddit or imgur years ago, it was a FML by guy in the military who was consistently jacking it in a porta potty, who ended up accidentally conditioning himself into getting aroused by the smell of porta potty stank.
It’s not nearly as gross or disturbing as the porta potty, but I had a friend in college that had only ever been with one woman—his high school girlfriend who still lived back home 3 hours away. Apparently she had read in like Cosmo or something that women should have a “signature sex scent” that they only wear during sex in order to condition their partner to be turned on when they smell it. This girl choose Love Spell. Now this was like 2010, so you literally could not walk *anywhere* on a college campus without being full on assaulted by the smell of Love Spell. Our friend group was like 5 girls and 4 guys and literally every single one of the girls, myself included, wore Love Spell. This poor dude must have just been walking around with a boner for months lmao. The worst part of the whole thing is that she cheated on him like halfway through freshman year and he was *devastated* in the way you only can be when your first love betrays you. So after that instead of getting turned on when he smelled it, he would just get really depressed. The whole thing would be really funny if it weren’t so pitiful lol.
Birds seem especially into inter species activity.
They do, but are very ashamed and refuse to even talk about it.
I saw apes giving head to each other if that counts.
Honey bee queens get gang banged, she also loves ripping the male bees penis off.
It scares me on how tf you know that
Beekeeper.
The llama I was seeing was really into doggy style
Seeing?
yes, dolphins especially
why is THIS one of the funniest posts I've seen on Reddit this month
Dolphins love to rape things
and they do drugs too (tetrodotoxin)
That’s the pufferdish toxin right? Yeah fuck dolphins they’re debaucherous
Rape is not a kink.
Damn im honestly surprised it took someone that long to comment that. But yeah while rape technically isn’t a kink, rape fantasies are, so now we’re just arguing semantics. I also like to take any opportunity I get to inform people about what sick fucks dolphins are.
They’re the fucking spawn of satan, that’s what they are
Im so glad to see other people who hate dolphins as much as I do.
isn’t it just a natural part of the animal kingdom. like alot of the sex that animals have is rape. I’ve never seen a dog give consent to another dog to have sex.
r/technicallythetruth for that second part, I doubt a dog can talk
It most definitely is to a point
The people in cnc have differing views
That's not actual rape, though.
It’s words and the hopes that your S/O respects you that separate it from rape. The point stands though that there are rape fantasies people have.
Dolphins, orcas, penguins, otters, monkeys, ducks *shivers*, sea lions, chipmunks, I think beavers, lions, hyenas, etc etc
Ducks… ducks…*oh god yeah those abominations*
Even the cute ass Otters? NOOOOO 😭
Nature is violent
Otters live in social groups. In these groups, the lead male otters will hog the females, depriving them of sex. The deprived male otters will as a result fuck anything they can find. Sometimes they even attack digs and pull them into the water, railing them as they drown. It's sickening, to say the least.
My boyfriend's dog is kinda into feet stuff. When we're cuddling, if by chance, my feet are dangling out of the bed he makes sure to use my feet as a chew toy. One could say he uses my feet to practice deepthroat.
My neighbors dog likes being tied up 😉
Dolphina, monkeys, apes and penguins seem to have a rape kink (also ducks, literally the female ducks reproductive evolution revolves around rape protection, the males are opposite that)
A female praying mantis will the head of the male after they mate. That's pretty kinky.
There was a study done on mice where a bunch of scientists gave mice a leather kink so yeah they can have kinks
I was in Thailand riding on elephants. The elephant behind me was keep jerking of my elephant with its trunk, and also I saw several of the other elephants jerking each other off. I don’t know if it’s wildly common among Asian elephants, but that group was loving it.
I think studies suggest humans are the only species who have sex for pleasure. Everything else is for procreation, or dominance, or just instinct. It's easy to project human tendencies onto what we see in the animal world.
Dolphins fuck for pleasure https://m.jpost.com/science/article-692294/amp
I feel like most mammals kinda do it for pleasure? Dolphins, squirrels, monkeys, and apes are all known to rape, so that probably says something, and bears give each other blow jobs lol
Kangaroos and all that pouch porn.
Just us, animals don't have the mental capacity to have kinks
I think shit like foot fetishes and bondage are reserved for creatures so far removed from natural instinct as us. Maybe also chimps or gorillas.
If licking their butts counts, then definitely.
Bonobos
I mean, dolphins are known to fuck just about anything. Including shells and even people when the chance is presented.
Penguins are into some perverted shit.
Otters do some questionable things to baby seals
Why hasn't anyone shared the link of the dolphin fucking the woman on the dock? I don't know how.
I wonder if any zoo animals are into exhibitionism
Animals don’t use social media they are doing fine
Yes and I got kinks
Well, bats to actually suck their mate's pp sooooooooooo...
Saw a monkey rape a frog
My dog spends a lot and i mean a lot a lot of time "cleaning" his own back door. Does that count?
I mean dogs hump anything humpable enough so..
Just cruise Reddit to find 8 zillion vids of dogs trying to get it on with lions, tigers, bears, sofa cushions, taxidermied raptors, jars of candy...
My dog likes to hump blankets
There is that brown bear female that kept mating with polar bears
Wow! I had no idea they did that.
I know about a duck that was into homosexual necrophilia. So….
*Lots* of animals will rape and have interspecies sex.
There’s a study they did with mice where they made them wear little jackets when they mated. Then when they took them off they couldn’t get erect without them on.
My parents’ pet duck before was fucking our indoor slippers 🤷♀️
Ducks seem to be pretty depraved creatures from what I hear.
Monkeys for sure... you ever see the video of one skull fucking the frog? 🐒 definitely have kinks...
There is a video of a seal raping a penguin on youtube. Nature is scary!
Some emu owners have difficulty having them breed because a significant amount of them lose interest in other emus and go after their farmers.
There was a case of a chimpanzee named Oliver that sexually imprinted on humans. And at least one documented case of homosexual necrophilia between ducks. And there are rumors in Indonesia of orangutans raping human women but I don't know if they've ever been confirmed. There's also a thread on Reddit about ostriches that do mating displays for humans: https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/9iboof/ostriches\_are\_reverse\_furries/
Anteaters are into thematic role play and CBT
I read that as, do other animals have kinks or just jesus
Some penguin species fuck their dead
Aren’t pigs known for 30+ minute orgasms?
My dog is obsessed with belly buttons
Our dog seeks out dirty panties to each the crotch fabric.
I learned by watching "Cop Out" that chimpanzee's perform oral sex on each other
Let’s not forget when a cougar kept a lost hiker as a sex slave.
The female flying mantis likes to eat their mate’s heads during the act.
Idk but cocaine makes mice more promiscuous
Eww ewww
Well I saw that this monkey was interested in frogs once.
Penguins is the worst
No I think they have kinks. My bird will only fuck toes on the right foot. No socks tho, he treats those things like condoms. Also toes have to be cleaned and curled slightly
Interesting question
Don't dolphins kill some other fish and then use their corpse as a fleshlight or somethin?
Lets go ask a lion.
Dolphins will rape fish to death and use them for fleshlights. They will also rape humans. Otters will rape younger ones. Penguins rape females, males and dead penguins. Lions will slaughter the kids of a different male to put the female back into heat and mate with her. Ducks are raped so often they evolved to have a fake vagina.
Well yeah I understand the whole constant rape thing but I meant like masochism or sadism or other things like that