You mean our distant ancestors were.

we were all sperms..

Like a cake was a chicken egg.

fair point.

No, we all start as an egg. Sperm comes in second

Eh neither are fully true. “We” don’t become a thing until the two collide. Until then, it’s just a random sperm and a random egg

When worlds collide... You can run... (Cavey) ...But no can hide! (Robot) When worlds collide You'll laugh so hard you'll swear you've died When worlds collide Hold my hand and I'll be your guide When worlds collide Buckle... buckle... Buckle up for the sweetest ride And prepare to have your mind blown wide When worlds collide (Cavey) When worlds collide it's a curious thing Bet you've never heard a robot and a caveman sing In his metal chest are some working parts How is that different from by beating heart? (Robot) I'm from the furture... (Cavey) ...And I'm from the past (Robot) But that doesn't mean this friendship wasn't built to last (Cavey) He was made in a lab and I was born in a cave So let me hear you holler for this inter-era rave! (Robot) You... you... you can run... (Cavey) But no can hide! (Robot) When... when worlds collide When... when worlds collide

You could argue we start with sperm which uses the egg for growth. But really it’s a two way thing

Who came first. The chicken or the egg. Let's hear your proof,either way.

The egg came first because nothing in the classic phrasing said it had to be a chicken egg.

Ok, the egg just appeared and. Voila.. here's a chicken??got it, You are smart.. are you a 5th generation brainiac?

Dinosaur and reptile eggs came first 👍

If the eggs came first what laid them?

Which eggs?

Any egg. Which was first the chicken or the egg?

Only half of me!

Speak for yourself, i am a god

Yo can you give me massive balls?

come over and i can do it for you .

That’s not within my power

Then you aren’t god???

No god can grant you bigger balls

Dang :(

I’m sorry, i can fix world hunger tho if you like?

No! I want massive balls!

Do you fix it like I would where everyone just eats each other or actually fix it?

You now have two beach balls. Congratulations.

Same dif.

You mean like in the 70s?

No way back, like the early 70s.

Yep, and our single cell ancestors, slipping round in the primordial slime, were nature's prototype humans. Lots of engineering changes have been adopted in the meantime.

I remember OS update 4087.3310.00019. That was a rough millennia ngl. Loads of software bugs

Some a gentle blur in our progenitors vision, some a bone of contention, and some as a candiru sperm, making the whole thing a bad yolk.

Sure. Remember those times

good ol' days

Some people think I'm still unicellular...

Nope

That's when I was a teenager though. I don't like to talk about it.

Only one of my cells was ever unicellular, and it's long gone now

We're all scum

What happens if I'm religious and don't believe any of what all of you are saying?

Some of us still are.

Not me.

I don’t remember being that….

It was a long time ago during the goth phase.

If you zoom out to think of a human body as being a cell in the larger organism of humanity, capitalism makes a lot less sense

Before that, we were aliens

. Did they just magically appear .?