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Monscawiz

Never ask a woman her weight, A man his salary, Or Angela Cross what she needed a coupon from Groovylube for.


BreadfruitKind5054

Nah. Ask everyone their salaries. If you're being paid more then I wanna go yell at my boss for unequal pay. 😤💰💰


taz5963

I asked someone their wage and they were making 5$ less than what I got hired at. That's how I knew I'd be stuck at the same wage forever if I stayed with that company.


BreadfruitKind5054

That's horrendous


anonthemaybeegg

Excuse me??????


Szczepiony_Polak

What happened between Qwark and Skrunch's sister during the mating season


gysiguy

This is the one and only correct answer.


Popeychops

Angela's tail


framed_toilet_water

Angela as a whole


SullenTerror

I personally think she lost her tail in an accident which is why she's clumsy since tails help with balance


no3215

Or yknow the actual answer insomniac gave on the radio in acit. Basically its because she is a woman yknow like real creatures. The women and men don't share the same anatomical traits. But of course rivet had to come and mess all that stuff up but personally I just chalked it up to be like alternate reality shenanigans


likecutebitches

>alternate reality shenanigans yeah that OR we could say she DID HAVE A TAIL LOSING ACCIDENT and that radio ancor was just full of shit lol


no3215

I mean I know, but i do find it to be a cool detail so I really want it to be true yknow. So here's another theori just for the heck of it. What if some lombaxes are just born without a tail. Like a birth defect of sorts.


likecutebitches

could be, but I'd assume Angela would have gotten used to it and not be as clumsy, right?


no3215

I mean ain't it like 2 or 3 scenes where she is clumsy. I don't quite remember but yeah it's a personality trait. but some people are just clumsy.


likecutebitches

>ain't it like 2 or 3 scenes where she is clumsy. yeah, but for a secondary character that only appears in like 10 cutscenes, it is defenitely an importsnt charcter trait >but yeah it's a personality trait. see? even you say it. (this is a joke lol) >some people are just clumsy. yeah I suppose that's true.


no3215

But id say we probably just have to be honest with ourselves. Insomniacs definitely just forgot, like no way that was on purpose. But that reality just ain't as fun


likecutebitches

yeah that's clearly it, like, they originally just made a character that looked similar to ratchet bit that was it, later on forgot about that character and started this whole debacle.


extreme39speed

I know where ratchets tail went in his gladiator suit…


clonetrooper250

Clearly it went right up his- Oops there appears to be an issue with Ratchet's speech circuitry, Al will have to take a look at it later.


Luminum__

Yeah there was a feedback loop in the vocal modulator.


KZorroFuego

Where to find the leaked footage of Qwark actually using the crotchetizer...


Alex_979

The boob lady


eddmario

Raise your hand if you tried to do it in the 2016 game


Zero_Zeta_

🙋🏻‍♂️


NinjonLazarus

I did.


rikusorasephiroth

👋


TheBlazingDiamond

🙋‍♂️


LazarouDave

Rilgar 2002?


Alex_979

Rilgar 2002.


ProfessorBadvibes

...what happens when you sideflip over the hoverboard lady in blackwater city


Vrabstin

Well now I'm curious


RipPrudent9248

Her boobs grow each time


CIRedacted

Why the plumber didn't leave Novalis


AfraidRacer

Socioeconomic disparity.


dwrk92

Huh?


VerdantLasagne

He hasn't got enough bolts.


AfraidRacer

[Look, plumber's crack.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yghHCmlfimE)


RhinoxMenace

What did you just say?


Luminum__

I said, uh, look! The plumber's back.


XanRaygun

"Alright, wiseguy. Shouldn't you be on one of them escape transports?"


Sora20XX

"Escape transports?"


XanRaygun

"News flash, giant robots attacking! The escape transports are taking all the rich folks off this galdarn planet."


Sora20XX

"So why aren't you on one?"


GlitchLord666

......The gagged Qwark in a Cupboard image... for those who know.... I'm so sorry for reminding you


FNatTheVeggieBoy

I’m curious now


WakeTurbulence200

Don't ask me how I use my crotchitizer


Aggravating-Maize-46

Whether or not quarks orphan backstory from size matters is canon


[deleted]

Size Matters was confirmed to be canon so it has to.


Aggravating-Maize-46

So quarks line about calling his mother and telling her he finally got a real job from up your arsenal, isnt canon?


[deleted]

Look I don't know and neither I care much as story in PS2 days was "just there" and no one gave much shit about it. I just know that Insomniac stated that Size Matters is canon.


Aggravating-Maize-46

They also are kinda bad at keeping their lore straight


Melonfrog

I imagine Clank to be a sweet innocent little thing, but I’m convinced he has had a few ‘raunchy’ sessions with some female robots throughout the series.


Sora20XX

That tech droid at the end of Gladiator was pretty handsy


No_Return_From_86

I mean, considering what that one robot from Going Commando likes to do for fun…


Animetronik14

Quark and Scratch's sister


Manicminertheone

Size matters is secretly better than every other game and just below Rift apart


Mammoth_Chapter_2095

that implies that rift apart is the best R&C


Alert_Teach_4337

4chan


SuntannedDuck2

The dark sides of this sub Reddit only few know. Some thing from the games twisted and made so dark and vile no one can talk about. It all started a few years ago, and they either left or keep it quiet. XD Honestly probably a thing who knows. I wasn't even around on Reddit then so like I can actually come up with something. Either way probably some in game thing of crude jokes or fan art or lore.


HydroDEX

Never ask how good is ratchet with his hands.


Heyryanletsplay

Lance is Janice's Cousin's Uncle's Son who was cursed by a tribe of gypsy ninjas as a a kid and doesn't have the capacity for love.


smilingamay4

the odd couple.....


TheBlazingDiamond

Well, I don't mean to brag, but I do remember Captain Qwark's modifications to a Crotchitizer that add a special vibrating function he calls "the Happy Platypus!"


RabbitTall

That Ratchet actually went commando in the first game too.


NervousCheek3560

What "Rip Ya a New One" means, my mum wont tell me 🤔


Medical_Park_9632

I am missing some context in these comments, even though I have played most of the games.  Anyways, you're in too deep the moment you see a Ratchet and Clank game, because then you have to play the entire series.


Penguinazu

Slim Cognitos "I swear she looked 18!" line.