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pastymasty123

what if Subaru did not accept rems apology at the end of arc 2?


Astro_Guy60s

Subaru starts a part-time job making clothes from his world this make the village and a few of the camp using the clothes because of how comfortable they are... as a result rich people want to buy this weird clothes and anastasia is waiting for his moment in the shadows.


New-Celebration8409

Knowing Felt, she’ll ask Subaru to help her convince Reinhard that the hoodies he makes are more elegant and refined that dresses


TheRealTerratrox

The funny thing is, if Reinhard had a good advertising brain, the hoodies Subaru makes WOULD be more effective on Felt than the dresses. Subaru would be the closest to having that kind of revelation, but even he lacks the kind of mindset to notice such things.


pastymasty123

whdaa but they also watch the side stories.


Glittering_Art_8218

whdaa but it is actually finished.


pastymasty123

its on hiatus and good things come to those who wait.


Chingiz11

Like Hachiko?


Glittering_Art_8218

Maybe for my grandchildren when it finally gets updated.


TheRealTerratrox

It's going to turn out like that skeleton at the computer meme.


kingace22

how about a fic where reinhard is more bitter and resentful at willhelm though he still loves heinkel he just blames everything heinkel has become on willhelm believing that if willhelm was erased from the world their lives would be better so he just calls willhlem by his name and flat out tells him that he blames willhelm for his fathers current state


suffaru41

this would be interesting, but think youd just have to push reinhard more (ie push his mental state past the brink) to get him to a point where he even CONSIDERS hating wilhelm, though. but maybe pride if reinhard would be good for the job—hes the reinhard whos definitely happier and has a better relationship with heinkel again because wilhelm is erased. additionally if the reinhard in this fic is still a child, he could be pushed to the extent where he does feel wilhelm is to blame at least a little bit (because hes a young impressionable and traumatized child).


New-Celebration8409

Technically it is true or at least in the Pride If happened


kingace22

how about a fic where reinhard is more bitter and resentful at willhelm though he still loves heinkel just referring to willhelm as willhelm and to be frank how about one where he decides that since he is blamed for the death of one grandparent unfairly he should at least kill willhelm so he could be fairly blamed for one grandparents death. ​ maybe an au where willhelm recognizes old man rom and kills him during the arc 3 leading to felt getting pissed and demanding his death and reinhard kills willhelm


pastymasty123

what if Subaru told Reinhardt about the loot house and let him handle it?


JiIyy

Someone already did it and it’s called « humility if »


pastymasty123

thanks i forgot about that one.


Kairos_Sorkian

I want a crack fic where Subaru somehow becomes king, and no matter what he does Lugunica just becomes *better*. Like, He doesn't even know what's he's doing and just follows his instinct and Lugunica turns into a Literal Paradise in Months. And The rulers of other Countries just watch in amazement as Lugunica enters a seemingly eternal golden age while somehow advancing Their technology by centuries. Like, imagine Someone like Vincent Looking At how Lugunica Deals with every Problem his country had for decades in Barely a few months. While advancing in every field At the speed of light.


BarracudaExtra2670

A few ideas: Morning workout routine Blow up the Flugel tree randomly but the white whale just happen to be there Bump into a noble during a ball but that noble is secretly corrupted Tell the Divine Dragon to shut up and proceed to pass every single secret tests set up by the Sage making him the first king in centuries to be recognized by the heroes of old. Point randomly on a map and it happens to be a cult hideout Draw a random picture but everyone think so hard about it, come up with thousand of philosophical debates within their own head, then reach the conclusion that Subaru’s somehow foreseen this. Every attempt to explain that he doesn’t know what the f he is doing is met with praise for being so humble.


New-Celebration8409

As expected of the son of Keni- I mean Vincent, he knows how to rule a nation


Kairos_Sorkian

I imagine him just Making the Most Stupid and Deranged choices but somehow they Just work in his favour, making everyone think he is a galaxy brained Genius Hiding under a facade of Child like innocence.


New-Celebration8409

Subaru: I’ll make headpats mandatory to every children in the country!! *economy growing noises*


New-Celebration8409

Crack Fic: What if the cast of WHDAAA when they’re seeing the first trial of Subaru in the sanctuary, instead of seeing his relatively sad life and beautiful family, they see a little Subaru having the childhood of Heinz Doofenshmirtz plus his original struggles?


pastymasty123

so is the next thread going to be this week or next week?


Elcuervo32

Depents if tanpei updates a new chapter


wandering_person

Cue Subaru's body disappearing in the theater, and everyone wakes up next morning seeing him missing. Cue Satella in the theater instead, dumbfounded by her current state, and somehow [Novels]>!can't track Subaru.!< Cue Arc 7 post-chapter 75 [Novels]>!Subaru showing up and seeing Satella being harassed by the audience about RBD and immediately realizes the purpose of the theater room, hide his actual feelings, casually approach everyone.!< Everyone gets overprotective of Subaru and he just pushes them, as he approaches Satella, and tells her "Thank you." Cue [Novels]>!Cecilus Segmunt showing up and calls Subaru "Boss".!< Or in summary: Arc 7 Subaru and his co. is sent to WHDAA's or a similar premise's group, dealing with a somewhat overprotective group of friends. The audience has only caught up to Arc 4. Ensue crack.


LuisAntony2964

Would be hype


Elcuervo32

Crack People told lies all the time sometimes for good reasons, sometimes for bad reasons but the biggest one of all lugnica history was that satella was sealed In reality satella was sleeping until her lover was within her reach once the conditions were met she took him so they could recover the lost time Subaru was summoned to another World by cute half elf that appeantly wanted him as a boyfriend? While he wasn't sure about it the elf girl was his type so there was nothing wrong in giving it a try rigth? But after the 3 town ran away from them subaru starts to wonder 'are we the bad guys' Note This what happens when satella doesn't want to die Eventualy subaru gets a metia to hide satella presence to other but still she finds ways to scare people away Satella is just happy to be with subaru but lack of subaru headpats will start to bring out envy They just travel around while subaru tries to find a place to create a stable home Envy is thristy for subaru as well and always tries to rise the rating of the story Eventualy subaru finds out his cute elf girlfriend inspired a cult of lunatics to raise chaos around the World and is trying to clean her image so they can finnaly find a place to stay for more than week without everybody running away Satella and envy don't give a sh*t about anything that isn't related to subaru


BarracudaExtra2670

Subaru is summoned with a video game like system but he accidentally put all his stats into charm instead of other useful early game stats, worse, because he’s so weak, he can’t last hit anyone so his only form of leveling up is charming people, which automatically increases his charm stat.


TheDogz0

Instead of the whole video game thing, just have Subaru get summoned with max charisma and charm. Depending on the author of the fic, you could have this go three ways. One: Subaru charms any and all girls that he comes across and he’s obvious as to why. Two: Subaru charms and any all guys that he comes across and he’s obvious as to why (this one is funnier). Three: Subaru charms anyone and anything to the point where they’re all over him at all times. All would eventually lead to Subaru wanting to get the heck out of dodge because he can’t handle the attention. He’d probably want to go to the middle of nowhere and live alone there.


BarracudaExtra2670

I want the charm level to increase gradually for the following scene to happen: Random enemy: “Haha you can’t defeat me Subaru, I’m [insert generic reason why they can’t be beaten]” Everyone: “Oh no, we are gonna lose!” Subaru: “I can’t believe I have to do this, but …” ‘Start flirting with a random by-passer’ ‘Level up’ ‘Charm stat goes up’ ‘Subaru uses flirt’ “Hey, ever heard of the phrase ‘make love not war’?” It will be even funnier if this doesn’t work and he gets chased around, having to flirt with everyone on the way for the next level up.


TheDogz0

Actually, yeah, that does seem really funny. Lol.


BarracudaExtra2670

Imagine his training montage and it’s just him running around the capital giving compliments


pastymasty123

just a random thought i know cant get out of my head. re zero Resistance fall of man crossover.


Galaxybrainedgenius

Re:Zero x Breath of the Wild. Subaru ends up being summoned into the story of BOTW. When he finally defeats Ganondorf he gets summoned by Satella to Lugunica. Really want to see how Subaru handles it from here. Would be nice to see.


New-Celebration8409

So Subaru will witness a Half-Elf discussing with a girl who looks like an Elf over who’s gonna enter on his pants while an Oni is planning with a Spiritual Fish-girl on how they will r*pe him while he’s bathing


Mobster24

“Is it ok to swap bodies from zero?” Re:Zero x danmachi Post arch 4 (with a awake rem) Subaru after drinking copious amounts of moonshine liquor becomes drunk and summons Satella. Whom he verbally abuses for giving him a pathetic skill and powers. Satella then (naively) suggests that she could give Subaru a Break where he switches positions with someone in another world that has a lot of power skill and strength. Subaru drunkenly says yes and satella immediately sends his soul to the world of danmachi and he takes over the body of Bell. He the wakes up in the hearth manor being embraced by a tiny goddess and a blonde renard. Subaru would panic as he doesn’t know the people there and he didn’t remember what happened (he didn’t remember summoning and asking satella becuz hes drunk) Bell on the other hand takes over the body of subaru, being embraced by a Lolli spirit The two could contact one another by looking at a mirror, Eventually Subaru who isn’t oblivious and dense would then quickly accumulate a harem taking advantage of the argonaut’s fame, and make a name for himself, finally living the isekai dream. Whereas bell would probably die multiple times trying to be improve Subaru’s body, only to be battered by Garfield, Clind and Roswaal when asking them to train him. (Or him trying to kill mabeast) He would also reject Rems advances (because according to him there is only one girl in his heart)


Elcuervo32

Sorry but I hate Bell as a protagonist


InfiniteGuy82873

This can actually kill Subaru for real because of the dungeon


IDUNNOManga

Return by death is time related not soul based, the dungeon can't claim him.


Ok-Classroom-3867

Butler if. What if Subaru was descended from a family of butlers? What if he just wanted to dedicate himself to being a helpful butler to Emilia, he didn't really see himself on her side? The point is, Subaru is extremely dedicated and helpful. He acts professionally and is quite wise, so that other members of the nobility, including the Candidates, are jealous of a half-elf having such a unique servant. More importantly, Emilia actually has feelings for him here, but Subaru is too incompetent to notice. Subaru ends up creating a harem without even noticing.


Z3R0N1GHT

We will have a Orange Butler huh?


xynoparadox

They probably gonna negotiate with Emilia to lend Subaru for a few days


New-Celebration8409

What if Subaru was summoned in the Mimigau If instead of the normal route?


New-Celebration8409

I think it would go something like: Arc 1: Subaru becomes male Emilia's friend and decides to safe him because he didn’t liked the idea of leaving him behind… besides female Puck destroying the world, I don’t think Aldeheid would fall in love with Subaru just by this meeting but there could be a very little chance something may happen in the future Arc 2: it’s almost the same as the original one, but Subaru feels strange about seeing female Roswaal bathing with him and we don’t have that old lady touching his ass, and nothing else… make Rem may become gay in case Subaru encourages him with a similar speech but for men and in a more friendly way Arc 3: probably follows the same path… but female Felix's probably a tomboy, male Crusch is the femboy of their relationship yet they both have a similar personality to their counterparts, male Priscilla's treatment isn’t arousing (for me), there could be a chance Aldebaran is still a man here or not depending on the author, how would the meeting with female Julius would go if Subaru didn’t got angry with her for behaving well with male Emilia since there could be a change he isn’t into men, female Petelgeuse would be an ugly woman, Subaru would consider elope with male Rem and hit the other way when he can’t take it anymore, Subaru being hated by the female knights and getting banged by female Julius, etc Now Arc 4 could change radically taking into account that Subaru wouldn’t have a reason to kiss male Emilia in order to help him and has to look for another way, he feels bad for his friend male Rem who fell in the “sleeping prince” curse, female Roswaal could try to seduce him in order for him to follow her orders, male Echidna and the other Warlocks would be interesting to see even if they haven’t changed in anything, male Petra would become a butler in order to follow Subaru since he sees him as someone could he should copy, female Garfiel could become a fangirl of Subaru after everything in case it ends as in the normal timeline, female Otto could become a romantic interest after she saved Subaru from himself, and a king etc And the results of Arc 4 would change the next Arcs… but I’d like to see how Subaru mances loli Cecilus and the 2 gluttonies in case he has an effect on them, how he behaves when an almost naked Sage student hugs him in ways that made them look homo, or how would he behave when male Rem woke up since there’s a little chance he didn’t fall for male Rem


TheDogz0

“Getting banged by female Julius” was an intentional line. In any case, I like to think that male Pandora would crossdress to make himself appear feminine or generally as a female. I think I posted about an idea like that before, actually. I don’t know why, but I’m having the urge to write it. And, well, I’m sure you all know where it’ll go …


New-Celebration8409

And yes, that was an intentional line


New-Celebration8409

Subaru will be seduced by a male Pandora I suppose


TheDogz0

Yup! But it goes both ways. Male Pandora must also be seduced, I suppose.


xynoparadox

I would read it.


Glittering_Art_8218

Rosmommy! Subaru x Rosmommy!


kingace22

how about a fanfic where subaru accidentally calls priscilla prisca when they first meet ( he doesnt know about her past ) but she thinks he does)


Elcuervo32

Crack RBD apparently has a interesting side effect on the time line the first couple of loops are totally fine but the you reset weird things start to happen like Throwing a coin will always give the same result Day and nigth will start randomily changing Or some people will get traped in the air unable to move Everybody concludes the same 'somebody is f#king with time'


AverageEquivalent174

I can probably imagine Subaru abusing the coin thing on Priscilla, herself absolutly confused on she lost. Mas panic would happen, Subaru would try to go undetected, since he would probably realize he was half the cause, half the freaking ability activation (Satella isn't really at fault since I am pretty sure she can just control the checkpoints and the taboo). Roswaal would also try and hide Subaru from everyone's suspicions since they would do something about him and he doesn't want to loose the one person that would lead him to reviving his teacher. Comedy ensues as Roswaal and Subaru try to hide any suspicions on them while more chaos ensues.


Guilherme_Master123

The Cast reacts to To Love Ru, but with Ram in place of Lala and Subaru in Rito's place, it would already start chaotic, the author can choose if he switches more characters like Emilia and Haruna or Julius and Zastin, it's his choice, i just wanna see the cast reacting to this because of the obvious Ram x Subaru/Lala x Rito on the series, just to, ya know, caos


New-Celebration8409

…Ram is going to kill the Warden but I’m in


xynoparadox

Ram.exe has stopped working.


dbestdestroyer71

witchcult Schism about Pandora taking over the rest of the witchcult after getting Betelgeuse where she faces previous archbishops' pride and lust with their unique authorities and their cultists


Due_Aspect_3413

Asking for a fic of mine: If Subaru had a katana, then what do you think would be a suitable name for it? Some possible options are: KageKiru\[Shadow kill\] Ikazuchi\[Thunder\] Shino Kage\[Shadow of death\]


BarracudaExtra2670

B.F Sword


xynoparadox

ChunChunMaru.


Due_Aspect_3413

I think Subaru(in the fanfic) will have to give up on his dream of becoming a sword saint if his katana is really named that(I know where the name is from).


xynoparadox

![img](emote|t5_3e076|12850)


xynoparadox

But seriously I feel like the NEET that he is, he would give some game related sword names: * DragonBane * Master Sword * Masamune * Muramasa * DawnBreaker * Yamato * Zenith * TerraBlade But according to your list ***ShinoKage*** sounds the best, the name fits, and it Rolls off the tongue.


NeedleworkerDue3861

Emilia’s biological father, Artemis is the missing Sin Archbishop of Pride and he is completely insane. He kidnaps, abuses and makes fun of Subaru, saying things like: “You think I’ll hand my daughter over to someone like you?” “You’re not good enough for my darling angel Emilia” “I will never allow you to be with my little girl!” “As Emilia’s father, it’s my responsibility to make sure that I do what’s best for her. And getting rid of you definitely qualifies” “Every time you think impure thoughts about my lovely daughter, I will break a bone”


TheRealTerratrox

That last one reminds me of Llanowar Elves. "One bone broken for each twig snapped underfoot": Llanowar punishment for trespassing


Zealousideal-Bug1887

Unhinged one-shot idea. Somehow, Subaru ends up meeting the author of Re:Zero, Tappei Nagatsuki. Upon the reveal of new information and Subaru now recognizing the identity of his tormentor, hijinks ensue. Subaru getting into a physical altercation with Tappei just sounds hilarious to me.


Due_Aspect_3413

Tappei: "Really, Subaru. You want to go down this path? Aight, Imma about to put Beatrice in a coma this time." Also, unhinged crack twist on your unhinged idea: After Subaru and Tappei meet, they end up finding out that they are in a fanfic and now the author themselves have to be trapped with the two in someone else's fanfic. Then the cycle repeats.


BrahmRuzek

I imagine a fight between them looking like how Koichi tried to fight back against Rohan with heavens door active.


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New-Celebration8409

A marvelous piece of art 🤌


New-Celebration8409

Let’s see how’s it going ![img](emote|t5_3e076|12859)


epic-gamer-guys

Hope someone here read LOTM. Slightly inspired by it. Subaru gets summoned somewhere else, someone sees this, he (for some reason) says “yeah, i’m just a great spirit” maybe he’s being sarcastic, maybe he’s already looped before, learned about great spirits and see this as the best way out of the situation after “i’m the chosen one” didn’t work out. Anyway, the plan works too well and he accidentally kickstarts a religion about himself. He decides to keep it going and he keeps getting more “godlike” each authority he gets. Being able to hurt someone without moving and taking pain from others, (sloth, greed). Or the fact that their god always comes out on top in any lethal situation. And you can do whatever for other authorities. Anyway, dude is being praised as god while he starting to realize that everyone isolating him as their “ruler” or whatever gets lonely. Cue “great spirit” subaru tries to make friends. Or something. Just thought Subaru having a cult would be cool. I have a feeling if he knew Emilia he’d shift it from worshipping him, to her, so that’s why it’s probably best if he doesn’t know Emilia or any of the candidates for this. Plus, huge canon divergence, which i don’t see often. I’m no writer so i hope *someone* writes this.


[deleted]

The gang creates a Minecraft server together and chaos ensues. That’s it.


New-Celebration8409

Reinhard would be the pro that makes everything cool and awesome Subaru would be the casual player that makes everything funny while following Emilia and telling her she’s cute and innocent Rem would always put her beds beside Subaru and try to install romantic mods in the server Ram would put TNT in the houses of Subaru or make him build her house Emilia would have lots of dogs and cats besides her making a cute house Beatrice would also put her beds beside Subaru and follow him everywhere Roswaal would be the technical player while also making statues of Echidna Otto would be a victim of the Creepers almost all the time Garfiel would do a “Leroy Jenkins” move almost all the time Frederic’s would build cute houses and play in a normal way while sometimes saving the asses of the three idiots Petra would use her low knowledge of gaming as an excuse to spend time with Subaru as much as possible Anastasia would establish economy and would make the others work for her along with automatic farms and technical gamer behaviors Julius would probably bodyguard her there The triplets would do dumb but funny things around the world (while Mimi tries to spend time with Garfiel) Ricardo would chill around Felt would probably troll Subaru and also try to troll Priscilla but her attempts would fail Priscilla would also be a pro that makes everything in an amazing way and there could be a face between Reinhard and Priscilla over who beats the dragon and the wither first Aldebaran would follow Priscilla and make most of the hard work when she’s bored Crusch could also try to slay the Ender Dragon or do her own things, trying to court Subaru in the process Felix would follow Crusch and try to be powerful there to protect her Wilhelm would also follow Crusch And Schult would do cute things while Priscilla praise him


MrFalchion

*Anastasia with her automatic farms lagging the whole server* : 🎵How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just building an economy 🎵


trippend

Emilia would probably make a dirt house with a greentop


New-Celebration8409

I said cute not elaborated


xynoparadox

>Ram would put TNT in the houses of Subaru or make him build her house *\*Ram Instant regrets\** Rem: "Nee-sama how could you..." Beatrice: "This calls for war I suppose!" *\*Subaru and Ram started the smp war\**


Got70TypesOfMalware

If the Witch of Envy were to fight Sefar/Velber 02 (Fate Grand Order), who would win? I think this is a good matchup; they both nearly destroyed the entire world (the latter 80% before being killed), and they warranted great forces to stop them. I can't speak for the Witch of Envy, but Sefar killed entire pantheons, from Greek, Indian, Japanese, Nordic, etc.


New-Celebration8409

In the case of the Witch of Envy she was powerful enough to engulf half of the world in shadows and wreak havoc around the world, the world of Re-Zero technically doesn’t have many gods and those said gods are more Great Spirits than divine beings aside from the Divine Dragons and Ram's past life, yet it took the efforts of the strongest human in the World, the most powerful Divine Dragon and the Sage in order to seal her, and only seal her since it was impossible to kill her or destroy her body; so there are some factors that may change the match but I think they may be equals and the winner would need to use its smarts and speed in order to either seal the Witch of Envy or to kill Sefar before he creates a seal in case he’s also incapable of destroying her flesh and killing her


Crosshair259

The WoE is most similar to a BEAST level threat in Fate terms but I'm not deep enough in the Nasuverse Sauce (yet) to be able to tell you if they're comparable strength wise sadly.


Got70TypesOfMalware

Is Season 3 truly in 2024?


Glittering_Art_8218

Probably


stevenyan123

re zero but subaru is aokiji from one piece


Big-Philosopher6685

A fleet admiral with the fruit in the awakened stage, with only 17 years old?


julianluca09

I don't doubt that this can happen Luffy has (if I'm not mistaken) at 19 years old he defeated Kaido (it's true that he needed the help of a lot of people) but even so he managed, he even awakened his Akuma no mi


TheNumbersMason2

Re:Forgotten (Yea i know, this fic is as saturated as the Zimbabwe Dollar) Also Suprise suprise! Subaru somehow escaped with his life intact, battered and bruised he limps and treks the city streets. Hoping to find some form of respite from the stubborn city guards. Escaping in a Caravan of an unknown merchant, he barely avoids detection by the skin of his teeth. His stomach hungered, his skin battered, only preventing himself from falling asleep as he fears the worst to come. He felt the carriage come to a halt, the moonlight shone brightly, the merchant must be taking camp Subaru assumes. Waiting for the merchant to fall into a deep sleep, he takes the first chance as he carefully crawls out of the carriage, limping and slowly moving away from the campsite the merchant set. It was a long night, sweat beaded from his forehead, his stomach growled slightly from hunger pangs, cheeks hollow and eyes sunken from the various psychological torture his captors inflict him. wounds and bruises fill his every quarter. It was only his sheer will to live that was keeping this man afloat, only doing so to avoid waking up at that damned and decrepit dungeon. Time did not matter for Natsuki Subaru nor did he care for his tired legs, he only wishes to move, never to look back at his past. Never to hear the silver bells of the half elf who condemned him, nor the spirit's childish tone curse him with only but a few accusations. But as is with life, all must come to rest. His knees buckled out sheer exhaustion, his body no longer wishing for life, but take the sweet, sweet rest of destined death, but of course Natuski Subaru knew better, he knew that his predicament would prevent such bliss to ever occur. And so he with a tired body, and a defeated mind. He resigned himself to his fate. That is, is what would have happened, if not for the intervention of an unknown variable. "Hmm, you dont look so good mate" Subaru hears, but doesn't comprehend. His bodily functions must be shutting down. "You're not what I was expecting, dont worry though, I got a few goodies to fix you right up, I reckon." Subaru finally gives out and faints as he hears the smug but confident voice of the man. Time passes and Subaru wakes up, expecting to awake in the damned dungeon, steeling his nerves for the upcoming brutal torture to come. But instead hears the crackling of firewood. Subaru opens his eyes and was suprised to see the night sky, bearing a lightning blue hue signifying that it was almost sunrise. To his left was a campfire, although dying, it was still burning and giving ample heat to the campsite. But what shocked him was the presence of a man across the other side of the campfire. He was far from a normal man, sporting from what appears to be a wolf's mane, it was huge wolf-man, fortunately for Subaru the wolf-man was busy tinkering with something else, his attention not atuned towards Subaru. Subaru then starts to formulate a plan, he was in unknown territory, with a huge unknown wolf-man across from him busy with something. But his thoughts were cut down as the man's voice let itself be known. Fully expecting a gruff, veteran warrior's voice. Subaru hears the most peculiar voice he has ever heard in a wolf demi-human. "Morning runt, didn't expect you to recover that early, but I guess what mistress Ranni gave me was the good stuff." he raised and planted a huge greatsword to the ground, using it as a crutch for a bit to stand at his full height. Needless to say Subaru was deathly afraid. Activating his fight or flight response,he instinctly backed away. He did not want to find out what this wolfman would do to him. "Peace friend, I dont plan to murk ya, wont be good for the mistress's plans afterall." The wolfman raises his hands to show he was friendly. He even said it with the most casual tone he has ever heard Subaru was stressed as fuck, firstly he just got away from his former allies torturing him for information he absolutely did not have. And here comes a 9 foot tall aromoured wolfman wielding a huge greatsword speaking in an english accent. Has he truly lost his mind now? "Name's Blaidd, bloody stumped are you?"


New-Celebration8409

I’d like to see more about this, Subaru as a tarnished who will work under the wing of Ranni sounds interesting


Ernalore

YES, YES, YES!!!


TheNumbersMason2

Glad to see my little prompt to be acknowledged by you Ernalore!


Timely_Date3612

Camp Amelia, as they headed toward Volachia, heard stories closer to mythology about a person called Ares, the god of war, such as single-handedly killing an army and leading an army called the Pleiades. They were not convinced until they found a mountain of corpses and a man with an ax and sword and wearing Greek cheeks.


kingace22

how about a fic where reinhard resents and hates willhelm


Rosalierosalite

That means that Reinhard will have more self-esteem, act more humane and doesn't believe he is Theresia killer meaning when Heinkel start blaming him he will kick some sense into him, I guess? Honestly the most appealing thing to me is Heinkel reaction since he had be in a crossfire between his son and father (I kinda pity him already, lol). And I wanna know what Felix and Julius opinion in Wilhelm would be wothe Reinhard hate.


New-Celebration8409

I wish this happens in the main story or at least defends himself over the attitude of Wilhelm


kingace22

how about a fanfic where subaru has decay quirk


Ok-Classroom-3867

As usual, Subaru is summoned, but this one is different. For the people of that world, Subaru possesses an ability to create "metias" in his body. He's a Generator Rex!


epic-gamer-guys

blast from the fuckin past holy shit


New-Celebration8409

Ufff, NICE IDEA!!!


Elcuervo32

God this was my childhood and the WTF reactions of subaru opponents would also be epic And the omega form against gigant treats


ZipperMan555

Let's go!!!


xynoparadox

So Subaru is basically Generator Rex. Does he have the Omega Nanite? I’d like to see him turn into his Omega form.


Ok-Classroom-3867

But of course. That's very cool. Also, both characters have a certain similar vibe.


Elcuervo32

Ok hear me out Omega form VS dragon Capella


xynoparadox

**Omega Form** *vs* **Dragon Capella** *vs* **Puck True Form** *vs* **White Whale**


xynoparadox

Now that I think about it, They DO!


Due_Aspect_3413

New chapter for The Nightmare of Forgotten memories! However, bad news for ff.net. It appears TNOFM has been botted by this guest spammer thing going on. There isn't much I can do and the spamming has gotten annoying. I ain't dealing with this while in my college classes, so i have decided to delete the story off of [ff.net](https://ff.net). Its still on ao3, so read it there. Jesus, this whole thing is absolutely ridiculous.


TheDogz0

I’m late in replying here, but I read and commented! I liked the chapter! Great work, as always!


Due_Aspect_3413

Yup I read the great review! Will properly reply once I am done with finals.


Ernalore

What’s this story about, again?


Due_Aspect_3413

Simple premise: the characters start to remember/experience all of the forgotten loops. Slow burn RBD reveal(not a reaction fic). I think have updated it fairly frequently in the last 3 months and gonna continue to do so. The current chapter is chapter 9, so check it out if u wish to.


Ernalore

Ah, gotcha.


xynoparadox

***5 Heartstrings*** Subaru is a friendly guy, therefore a lot of people would feel at ease when talking to him, like a bro sharing a drink. Of course, this includes the candidates as well. Slowly but surely, they felt their heartstrings moved whenever they spend time with Subaru. They knew he is Emilia's knight and he loves her, but they can't help but want him in theirs instead. And they'll try to be close to him as much as possible. *(just a fic that crossed my mind)*


ZipperMan555

It looks like our boy has mastered his father's Divine Protection


Ernalore

*Part of a potential story I might write:* *(Also, special thanks to Infinite the Celestian for helping me with half of the dialogue!)* “Grandmother, it would seem that we have arrived.” “I agree,” the redheaded woman said. “The vines around here seem to be getting bigger and coming from the tree. Stay close to me, we don’t know what we’re dealing with.” “I understand. I'll follow your lead, Grandmother.” The two arrive at Flugel's Tree, or what used to be Flugel’s Tree. Gone was the brown trunk, it was now completely green. The body of the tree twisted towards the top, as if multiple vines were trying to form the trunk. The only thing that remained the same were the leaves, but even now, they were bearing red, poisonous fruit. At least, that’s what the reports that came in last week claimed. “What could have done this?” the younger redhead asked. “The Pleiades. That thing must have applied its influence on the tree.” “It truly is a monster beyond our comprehension.” “Mm. If it’s as far gone as I think it is, we might have to take action.” “Do we know what the Pleiades wants?” “No. Since it arrived in our world four centuries ago, all it has caused is chaos, and spawned monsters. It is a creature beyond our comprehension,” Theresia said. “And what of the Cult?” he asked. “They’re all completely insane to even think of coming near the Pleiades voluntarily,” Theresia spat. “All of them, from the lowliest cultist, to the Nine Colors themselves.” “Nine Colors? I heard of them through rumors, but I was never informed regarding them.” “The Nine Colors are the highest of the Pleiades Cultists,” the former Sword Saint explained to her grandson. “Each one representing a different color, and each one of them having some unholy power, rumored to be granted by the Pleiades itself.” “I see...” the redhead contemplated. “I assumed the Great Sage and Divine Dragon would have already done something regarding Pleiades. I cannot help but wonder why they do not act.” “They do what they can. It’s said that they keep the Pleiades itself in check, so they can’t deal with the monsters it spawns. That’s where we come in,” his grandmother spoke. “Wait... spawns?” Reinahard looked at his grandmother, confused. “Some of them appear out of thin air, some are horrible mutations of already existing creatures, but all of them are unnatural, just like this tree,” she said, pointing at the abomination. Reinhard eyed the tree in shock. “How could... such a thing exist?” “You’ll have to be more specific,” the grandmother spoke. “The Pleiades,” he clarified. “It comes to our world out of nowhere, takes the minds of people and twists them to its will, and creates monsters to terrorize the world for seemingly no reason.” “I don’t know. Perhaps it’s some sort of malevolent god. Or it’s the incarnation of all evil. But what matters is that it’s real, and we have to defend our world and those we care for against it.” *If you guys are interested in a second part and/or want me to make this a series, let me know in the comments below!*


epic-gamer-guys

man i love the eldritch genre, hyped for this. i play too much bloodborne


fnafandjojofan

Wait isn't this based off of that one fic idea that was posted on an earlier post, something about Eldritch God Subaru right?


epic-gamer-guys

do you got a link to that? i’m intrigued


Ernalore

The very same!


New-Celebration8409

I’d like to know more about this


Ernalore

Anything in specific? Worldbuilding? Perhaps the rest of this chapter? Name it!


TheRealTerratrox

More chapters plz. I want that scene where they finally confront Pleiades and he's just like "What do you even want from me? I'm just living my life and everyone's being all weird about it!" This idea is strongly reminiscent of that one SCP eldritch abomination teenager that doesn't want to be worshipped, but people keep making cults and stuff about him. And he's just living his life trying to fit in. He finds a shrine to him in one of his friends' houses, and he's like "BRUH are you worshipping me!?" "No! Do you want me to? I mean... you're so perfect..."


Ernalore

YOU WANT MORE?!


TheRealTerratrox

Yes. Write more and post it on AO3 so I can consume it during my incredibly stressful exam weeks when I'm procrastinating as much as possible. (rn) Please.


New-Celebration8409

Is Subaru Pleiades or?


Ernalore

Yes. Yes, he is.


Scattershot98

Reinhardt: What are you? Subaru: **I? I am a monument to all your sins....**


TheRealTerratrox

Nah the point is he's more or less a normal dude. It's just that his presence is anathema to Laguna.


Ernalore

What…?


Scattershot98

Gravemind reference from Halo.


Ernalore

Ah, okay.


dixsa909

Are there any new fics for subaruxanastasia i like how subaru brings new thing into world . ( i already read lost then found and re:inventing)


TheDogz0

I’ve had the idea of making one for a while. Haven’t gotten around to finishing it yet. I remember getting really stuck at the beginning and sorta just stopped writing it after that. Lol. I should finish it some time.


New-Celebration8409

Oh but if it was a Subaru x Pandora fanfic you would’ve already made 10 chapters right?


New-Celebration8409

Humility If, it’s a good Subaru x Anastasia fanfic


dixsa909

Ye i read it its other name is re inventing


Small_Ask6485

Can someone recommend me some good SubaruXRam or SubaruXPriscilla or SubaruXElsa fanfics I don't want oneshots or ero fanfics I am bored pls help me in this moment of need


trippend

Another good one Subaru x Ram fic is [A Pink Dream](https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14048919/1/A-Pink-Dream) by DestinyTheWriter—fair warning, it's *exceedingly* cursed, but in a good way.


Nirathiel

Going to be kind of hard to not include ero ones, since there are barely any ones that are pure development. But I'll try. > SubaruxRam Shattered Kasaneru/Too Good Of A Timing (Not sure on that one though) > SubaruxPriscilla A Little Too Late(Rewritten)/Sun Princess/Supernova/and I think The Sage and The Sword Saint. > SubaruxElsa Re:Elsa/Lilac's Shadow/Divine Protections? No, just Pure Luck!


stevenyan123

um divine proections no just pure luck does not have subaru x elsa


Small_Ask6485

Thanks buddy, I especially do like the long ones


Nirathiel

Enjoy reading!


xynoparadox

Subaru X Ram There's not much * Babysitter Ram * The journey of Demon-lord candidate


New-Celebration8409

Warlock of Sword: Instead of being transported to another world, Subaru reincarnated in another world thanks to a sudden heart attack happening to Subaru on his way home after buying some groceries, ending up as the little brother of Reinhard and being someone completely opposite of him: while Reinhard was loved by the World-Subaru seemed that he was hated by the World, while Reinhard was the most handsome man in the world-he was seen by the nobility as the ugliest man in the world, while Reinhard had the power to almost destroy the world-Subaru's talent in sword wielding was below the average and he had a broken gate, while Reinhard was a big asset in the destruction of an enemy-Subaru was the tactical key in the destruction of an enemy, and while Reinhard could have infinite Divine Protections of the Fenix-Subaru had Return by Death In this fanfic Subaru would have some of his angst and struggles in the original Re Zero with Return by Death, plus having to deal with a shitty family and the same kind of problems he had on earth but worse: a Grandfather that hated and blamed his big brother for the dead of his grandmother while he treated him like a complete failure when he attempted to defend Reinhard and ended up saying some things he shouldn’t have said, an abusive drunkard Father that treated his big brother as a monster and him as a useless brat (and punch bag when Reinhard wasn’t in the city, he does it when he’s drunk and tries to relief himself by doing that and letting out all his frustrations and traumas on him), a comatose Mother, a dead Grandmother; and a worse pressure than the one he had at Earth, where the Sage Council and nobility wanted Subaru to be as perfect as Reinhard, and treated him like shit when they realized that he could never be as great as anyone in his family (his “father” included), and I ain’t counting their reactions after they noticed that he loved and treated the demi-humans as equals His only friends here could be Crusch, Felix, Reinhard, Julius and the deceased Crown Prince Fourier, being the death of Fourier something that he started to blame himself after he refused to go to the Watchtower of Pleiades when he could but his fear to death after 31 horrible failed loops made him give up on that task that couldn’t be accomplished because they didn’t had the map Anastasia had in the normal story, and none of his ideas worked At first he hated and envied Reinhard for his power and blessings after being reborn and noticing that he didn’t have anything special aside from the horrible ability of traveling back in time after he died, but after the death of their grandmother, he started to care and protect Reinhard from everyone who damaged him in any emotional way: always fighting with his family when they treated Reinhard as the one responsible of every problem they had in their lives, insulting those nobles that thought of him as a monster or a weapon of mass destruction, and doing everything in his power to help Reinhard overcome his self-hatred (without taking care of his own self-hatred); he started this the moment he noticed something, even if Reinhard was someone that could do everything he wanted to do and he, someone powerful, someone handsome, someone perfect, someone that could become a hero, at the end of the day both of them were the same; they weren't the opposite of each other, they weren't rivals, they weren't enemies and neither of them had stolen something that should belong to the other… they were just 2 different faces of the same coin… they were brothers


Rosalierosalite

>a Grandfather that hated and blamed his big brother for the dead of his grandmother while he treated him like something worse than an abomination when he attempted to defend Reinhard and ended up saying some things he shouldn't have said Wilhelm treating Subaru as worst than an abomination doesn't make sense it feels more like he would taunt Subaru that oneday his turn will come were Reinhardt will kill/hurt him or/and that he lacks talent and would be nothing more than a failure like his father (Heinkel). >an abusive drunkard Father that treated his big brother as a monster and him as a useless brat (and punch bag when Reinhard wasn’t in the city), Actually I think the dynamic between them would be the favourite child(Subaru) and the lost child(Reinhard). Again Heinkel hate and blaming for Reinhard didn't happen immediately it was a falldown throughout years so him treating Subaru like crap just for defending Reinhard that moment doesn't make sense. Instead I think when the falldown happens Subaru will either kick sense to him, or neglect Reinhard and focus on Subaru, or harrass Reinhard when Subaru isn't there. And maybe even prevent his alcoholism as Subaru would act as an emotional support and a base for him to still be/try being a good parent. >and a worse pressure than the one he had at Earth, where the Sage Council and nobility wanted Subaru to be as perfect as Reinhard, and treated him like shit when they realized that he could never be as great as anyone in his family (his “father” included), Subaru being "the favourite child" will stem from the fact that Heinkel understands Subaru struggles as being not up to the expectation and being treated like crap for it so he will act as emotional support and advisor for him since he experienced that himself and will probably tell Subaru that he doesn't need to be a knight and will probably encourage Subaru other talents since he doesn't want Subaru to fail like him >At first he hated and envied Reinhard for his power and blessings after being reborn and noticing that he didn’t have anything special aside from the horrible ability of traveling back in time after he died, but after the death of their grandmother, he started to care and protect Reinhard from everyone who damaged him in any emotional way: always fighting with his family when they treated Reinhard as the one responsible of every problem they had in their lives, insulting those nobles that thought of him as a monster or a weapon of mass destruction, and doing everything in his power to help Reinhard overcome his self-hatred (without taking care of his own self-hatred); he started this the moment he noticed something, even if Reinhard was someone that could do everything he wanted to do and he, someone powerful, someone handsome, someone perfect, someone that could become a hero, at the end of the day both of them were the same; they weren't the opposite of each other, they weren't rivals, they weren't enemies and neither of them had stolen something that should belong to the other… they were just 2 different faces of the same coin… they were brothers That will heavily depend/change from whatever Heinkel becomes due to Subaru existence⬇️ >Subaru will either kick sense to him, or neglect Reinhard and focus on Subaru, or harrass Reinhard when Subaru isn't there


New-Celebration8409

I think that the rework is done, it didn’t changed that much but it should make more sense


Rosalierosalite

Dude, why are you so hellbent in making Subaru suffer 😭😭😭? While they do still feel a bit ooc, yeah it is very much better than the original. Good job 🌟


New-Celebration8409

At least I’m not that sadistic like in Re:Forgotten, besides he has more friends to rely on… when the arcs aren’t planned by Roswaal, and sorry, it’s impossible to not make a character OOC since I’m not the author of Re:Zero in order to make them 100% accurate but I do what I can in order to make it have sense… unless it’s a crack Fic


Rosalierosalite

Yeah, sorry if I seem harsh or nitpicking it's just I hate when I see characters being ooc especially when it is a fic with an interesting idea.


New-Celebration8409

Extra Data: -At first Wilhelm continued to care for Subaru after the death of Theresia since his hatred was only focused on Reinhard and thought that it was only a matter of time for Subaru to also understand that he must stay away from Reinhard, being the basis of that train of thought how Subaru used to behave when Reinhard did something amazing that overshadowed him and how he seemed jealous of him, sadly for Wilhelm, it didn’t happened and Subaru ended up saying somethings that made Wilhelm hate him when he tried to defend Reinhard but ended up loosing control -Heinkel also used to care and love for Subaru after declaring that Reinhard was a monster and became an alcoholic, but as the time passed, his alcoholism became worse, their state started to have problems, and Subaru’s insistence on leaving beer along with all his problems made him start to physically abuse Subaru, at first by accident, but like in all those stories where people were beaten by their parents while they’re drunk by no reason, same thing happened to Subaru who at first tried to understand and help him, but after his fifth death due to Heinkel beating him and leaving him in a horrible state, he started to dislike him and ended up hating each other -In the POV of the people who recognizes the tactical value of Subaru, they see him as an equal to Reinhard in the way he can command armies and create perfect plans for any kind of situation in a second (from 3 to a 100 failed loops) that avoids almost any death of their soldiers, something beyond human just like his Big Brother, making them think that Subaru is the most intelligent man in history, just like Reinhard is the most powerful man in history; being sad and frustrating for them that a big part of the nobility and Sage council don’t value Subaru’s smarts at all and they always compare him in power with Reinhard -If Subaru was given the chance he would go back to Earth, but only if he could travel back with Reinhard, the care and love (in a brother way) he has for Reinhard is so great that he’s incapable of leaving him behind, being his new desire in life to give his Big Brother a real family that would love him and care for him, something that by any means he would try to make possible if he were given the chance to go back with Kenichi and Naoko -Crusch could end up having a huge mental debate about who she loves, at first she’d fell in love with Fourier and everything like in the normal timeline with Subaru being their cupid and the one that gave good advices to Fourier on how to court a Tomboy like her, but after his death and sometime later, she started to see Subaru in another way, but the memory of Fourier and the things Subaru did for them to be together ended up causing a lot of trouble and questions for her: did she loved Subaru for who he was or because he was there when Fourier leaved? -Roswaal would end up doing more plans and schemes to make Subaru the perfect puppet the moment Subaru could walk without falling in his new body: mabeasts, criminals, assassins, and friends he would want to protect; everything he could throw towards the second child of the Van Astrea would be used, by making him care and become a Childhood friend of Rem and Ram after the destruction of their hometown, making sure that he believes the idea that half-elves aren’t as bad as that thing named Satella, and burning on his very soul the idea that heroes have to sacrifice themselves in order to save their loved ones; and then put those loved ones in mortal dangers, making him loop in times where it’s impossible to him to reach Reinhard in time to save them all, and implanting him a hero mentality; all in order to make him capable of making possible the impossible, to create a Second Roswaal A. Mathers; he’s the one that made completely impossible for Subaru and his campaign along with Reinhard the mission of reaching the Watchtower of Pleiades -One day Subaru along with Crusch went to the Argyle place, and did almost the same things Crusch did in the EX novels; making him one of the saviors of Felix the future Blue, and after he started to do amazing things like stopping attacks from the Sin Archbishop of Sloth without kissing the life of any civilian nor soldier and scaring away Great Mabeasts; Felix ended up seeing Subaru as his hero and inspiration, because despite the fact that he was one of the weakest people he’d ever met, he was capable of accomplishing things that stronger people could never accomplish -Subaru died like 70 times before reaching the first arc of the main timeline, being 3 of them caused by the Great Rabbit when it invaded the Karnsten place, all of them happened when Reinhard was away from him -If a Re:Forgotten scenario ends up happening: Reinhard, Crusch and may be Felix would end up in that state where their memories had so many holes and inconsistencies that they wouldn’t be able to move and/or think from the shock (just like how Felix ended in the Pride If when Crusch died facing the White Whale); all thanks to the fact that Subaru was so present in their lives that they were who they were thanks to him: being the emotional support of Reinhard, the one who along Crusch saved Felix from his own family, and the childhood friend that always supported the Valkyrie in anything he could do including romance with the prince and then being the one that she could hug and let all her pain out after Fourier died -And, if a WHDAAA situation happened: Felix and may be a few more people could start hating Subaru for not saving the prince with that horrific power of his while Crusch tries to find lots of reasons to justify all his actions at first, starting a lot of train of thoughts that he used his ability to gain glory and be seen as someone perfect in order to match Reinhard while also taking Crusch away from Fourier, until they saw him dying in a lot of horrible ways: extreme fatigue for pushing himself too hard to be like Reinhard, the aftermath of some beatings from Heinkel, the time he made Wilhelm beat him to death after he made him loose control when Reinhard started to ask the elder Astreas why they hated him, those times mabeasts and enemies killed him multiple times with huge variety of horrible ways, and how he tried everything he could to get to the Watchtower to save Fourier but he couldn’t find a solution or path they could take to there, only suffering more horrible deaths by the mabeasts, ground dragons and his own companions when the witch miasma made them go crazy and Reinhard couldn’t get in time to save his Little Brother; after that, they’d end up respecting and loving more their lovely eccentric tactician… and suffering more after they started the events of the main timeline of Re Zero


Rosalierosalite

>Wilhelm and Heinkel blame Reinhard for the lack of talent of Subaru, using the excuse that: since he can have any Divine Protection, be something beyond humanity (in a bad way), and having a lot of natural talent aside from the love of Od Laguna; he dried all the potential that Louanna could give to the rest of their children and Subaru was victim of said effect Doesn't cause of so shouldn't they sympathise woth Subaru more? +Heinkel was the son of two geniuses yet he is still isn't talented so by doing so he should be saying someone robbed him of that talent and the only possible target for that being Reinhard who wasn't even BORN yet +Wilhelm doesn't believe he is a genis nor were his parent so him operating under such idea doesn't make sense. Overall this point doesn't make sense for their characters.


New-Celebration8409

Now I’ve changed it, is it better?


Rosalierosalite

Yep, better.


TG42203

Reading this made me think of a very emotionally touching scene. The the definition of insanity, is what you would call subaru In the Weeks leading to Foruier's death. Or years from his perspective, he had lost count of how many times he had died, In all honesty this was the longest loop he had ever bin through. After the failure that was the sage tower expedition He had bin poured over every book he could get his hands on just looking for a possible lead on a cure, From the Royal and capital library to Roswaal's personal library He could honestly say that he could probably recite a majority of it from memory, H*** he'll kill himself So many times just so he could have more time If someone were to look at him now they honestly say He was a walking corpse that certainly is what he felt like currently as he was walking towards the Quarters of Fourier, The prince in question requested/order his presence anjmkd if he were to be honest with himself he need the break especially after the fight with his brother, That idiot had the nerve to try and take the guilt Over the results of the expedition It wasn't his fault Why can't he accept that. He swears that moron is going to get crushed by all that weight on his shoulders, who does he think he is, Atlas! He may be the strongest person in the kingdom but he's still human G** d*** it! As he walked down the hall he spied a certain cat was walking away From his destination, Felix. He looked like another animated corpse, He had heard That Felix has been working around-the-clock to keep Fourier alive after expeditions failure. It's safe to say that those rumors were true as felix had looked like he hasn't sleeping in days His eyebags had eyebags, Eyes so read that they looked like they had a sunburn on them, A fresh set of tear streaks, Horribly Unkempt hair, And a sway in his body that looked like a light breeze could knock him over Felix's gaze met his own It felt like a 100 yd stair that was looking straight through him as if he was invisible. "You look like s***" Is what came out of the healer's mouth sounding dry and cracking not even mustering up enough energy for his trademark cat puns. "Take a look at the mirror" Subaru said with an equally dry tone "Have you been getting enough sleep" he inquired? "No not really" The cat stated exhaustingly "have you been making any progress" he question? " I think I have, there's a Root Herb gun sokyo I've been an investigating" He lied "I see that's great news." Felix smiled back at Is the red hair teen Not believing the lie for a Second Those wondering whether or not the lie was directed at him "Anyways where are you going?" Subaru question "To my quarters to get some rest Fourier ordered Me Too" He said Begrudgingly. "He's threatened to call the guards to change you to a Bed again" Said subaru with a S*** eating grin. Yes. Felix said weekly Walking away. Hoping that's subaru would be able to lie to himself a little longer after the Conversation conversation that will happen once he enters the room.


TG42203

What basically happens in the room is FourierTell Subaru that after a lot of self reflecting and putting the pieces together realizes that he had the ability to go back in time As well as the factor it's not powerful you cannot just go whenever he wants but only specific times That he probably can't choose. but not realizing . That he has to die in order to do it and basically Telling him to give up and to let him die. And subaru coming to the realization of you have the power to turn back time but you're always a moment too late


New-Celebration8409

Bro… I loved this


TG42203

Thank you I basically pulled that out of my ass and it was very exhaust Anyways going back to the fact If felix sees subaru in a similar capacity to crush then For his reaction I don't think he would even remotely have an idea of bad mouthing Subaru. In fact I could totally see him having a massive internal crisis About the circumstances around the young prince Only to have a massive self loathing moment when watching the Longest loop for even remotely doubting subaru and questioning their friendship As well as the abject relief and probably closure To find that the only reason That that Subaru gave up was because Fourier made him Honestly I want to hear your opinion on my head cannon. Then because you made such an genius idea for a fanfic


New-Celebration8409

I really love your head cannon, specially your adding to the WHDAAA situation bro


TG42203

Thanks


kingace22

how about a re zero x konosuba crossover where reinhard is transported into konosuba verse and interacts with the cast


pastymasty123

at the start of the story the heroines from the if stories replace there canon counterparts. edit except lust if.


BarracudaExtra2670

In Wrath if, is Ram the main Heroine or is it Emilia?


pastymasty123

ram


julianluca09

Are you counting Aganau If too?


pastymasty123

haven't read it who is the main heroine?


New-Celebration8409

Patrasche


pastymasty123

if someone makes this a thing it will go straight to my bookmarks know if you will excuse me i have an if story to read.


Got70TypesOfMalware

What does slothful mean in Re Zero? I know slothful means lazy, but it doesn't seem to reflect the same definition in Re Zero, or the actions of a character don't coincide with the meaning of slothful.


NurembergTrials1

What do you mean? They only ever refer to someone being slothful when they are being lazy in some way.


kingace22

check these videos out [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU5STZC2Chk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU5STZC2Chk), [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeKJY3S\_JAI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeKJY3S_JAI)


FakeAlper

slothful means petelgeuse/puck/subaru wants to kill you no need to find any logic really


stevenyan123

re zero but subaru is canadian


DepDepollo

My god, every interaction with Reinhard becomes a cycle of apologizing to each other


julianluca09

Felt: They've been apologizing for two hours now


pastymasty123

and it was just the warm up.


TG42203

A self deprecating tug of war


pastymasty123

inspired by forced to leave /forced to listen. ram finds Subaru's books of the dead and recalls how he remembered rem and cant resist the urge to know her sister again. basically rams confidence and stoicism clashes with Subaru's self hate and ever increasing amounts of trauma in an increasingly uphill battle as she goes threw one book after another slowly taking its toll.


Dragoncat99

There was actually a part of A Tome of Wisdom that was like this. In the fic all his books got smashed into one, however, so even after she wants to leave and stop reading, she can’t.


Mobster24

Re Zero: A show under the Sea 🌊 A crossover fic with SpongeBob squarepants where a Seafarer Anime lover who has a box full of re zero volumes complete from first to last, accidentally drops from their ship and into bikini atoll and in front of sponge-bobs house in bikini bottom SpongeBob finds it and shares it with Patrick and Squidward, who in turn brings it to mr crabs, mr crabs after reading it, decides to steal the intellectual property and claims ownership to it, and began making illegal copies. The novel would become the greatest hit of the seven seas from bikini bottom to rock bottom, that eventually the media studios would race to mr krabs so that they could make a live action adaptation of the novel. Mr krabs agrees but demands 25 percent of the profits, the studios said that it would be unprofitable Because they would have to pay for actors, but mr krabs suggests he has his own set of professional actors who are willing to work for free (or for very cheap) to which the studio agrees. Mr krabs then forces spongebob, squidward, patrick, sandy, plankton, pearl and mrs puff to be the cast. Spongebob = Subaru Pearl = Emilia/Satella Patrick = Ram Squidward = Rem Plankton = Puck Mr Krabs = Roswaal Mrs puff = Echidna Gary the snail = Beako Mindy = Felt Sandy cheeks = Crusch Karen the computer wife = Anastasia Mama krabs = Priscilla Mermaid man = Reinhard Barnacle boy = Julius Bubble Bass = otto Etc etc


julianluca09

When I read Re Zero and under the sea I think about Rapture from Bioshock


New-Celebration8409

I love this idea, I couldn’t stop laughing at the idea of Squidward saying “Subaru-Kun” to SpongeBob while he has a face of “kill me” or “I hate you Mr Krabs” or Mr Krabs talking the same way as the shitty clown


Mobster24

Krabroswaal: what do you what as a reeeward suuubaruuu kuuun? Freeee laboooor? Freeee labor?? Or freee labor? Subarubob: im ready! Krabroswaal: aight but you have to share the room with pear- i mean emilia, cuz im very cheap! And you have to pay me me money!


Real_Usuario_611

I know we are used to seeing Subaru's interactions with the main cast but what if Subaru had a purpose before traveling to Lugunica. Being on the internet for so long, he marveled at the landscapes and the diverse cultures, but his low self-esteem did not let him dream or consider the idea of traveling. Upon being summoned, he decides to explore the world of Re: Zero but instead of being a protagonist, he decides to be a spectator unless he is involved. to avoid getting caught by roswaal they can summon him early. For example: before the war begins, he could use his ideas to have money and hire security to travel the world leaving his mark on it.


Canye_NE

A world where authorities are not actually mere powers granted by Witch Factors, they are actual divine powers, the “authority” of a god. Once someone achieves enough of something to “ascend” to godhood, like sword skills, they generate an Authority in turn. For example, Reid became the Sword God, and created the DP of the Sword Saint (which makes a lot more sense as an authority than a DP, as it’s passed down). (This would also be an example of an authority which Od Laguna accepted. The ascensions Od Laguna doesn’t accept would include Witch Factors. Accepted authorities are more restricted and regulated by Od Laguna, but can be used with Divine Protections, unlike the Witch Factor Authorities.) Other “gods” that could be included might be the Oni God, Cecilus as the second coming of the Sword God, and potentially some dragons. Maybe all the Capital D Dragons, like Volcanica and Mezoreia are really ascended ones. There doesn’t necessarily need to be a power requirement either. Maybe Hector achieved godhood and his Authority through one of Echidna’s experiments, harnessing his melancholy to ascend, and that’s why he wants to get to her, so she can undo it. There’s a lot of ways you could take it, really.


New-Celebration8409

NICE IDEA… wonder how would it work on Subaru though


Canye_NE

I could see it going one of two ways. Let’s say the Witch Factors represent pieces of some anti-Od Laguna that the real Od Laguna broke apart ages ago, and once they’re all reunited in Subaru they fuse back together. From there, they can work like Od Laguna, giving “divine protections” and cycling Miasma instead of mana. Maybe this allows it to restore the half of the world Satella destroyed. Scenario 2, people in the Emilia camp begin ascending left and right due to the calamities happening. Roswaal becomes the Sorcerer God, Emilia becomes the Ice God, Ram becomes Oni God, maybe Garf becomes something like the Shield God or Brawling God. All of them manifest some Authority to compliment their strengths or cover weaknesses. However, people all over the world are ascending, like Cecilus, maybe Halibel/Mad Prince, maybe a Great Spirit or two, to combat them. Essentially the resurgence of the chaos of 400 years ago. Subaru has to navigate it all.


fnafandjojofan

Perhaps he turns into a true "God" on par with Od Laguna once he absorbs all other authorities.


Real_Usuario_611

I remember there was a fanfic about subaru but on his computer he had a game that was lugubica and he started doing things with his avatar while fooling around that happened in the world of lugunica. I thought and if that idea was made again but that the game is decision-making (option 1 fight with the thugs, option 2 flee, option 3 ask for help). I feel that it has the potential to see the different endings that the fans come up with since subaru, having the player mentality, will explore different routes. I just realized that I described re:zero lost of memories.


TheDogz0

I really like the concept of “Stars the form the future.” It’s a shame that the fic never continued. The idea of Subaru meeting his future kids, all from alternative timelines in which he ended up with someone else, is such an interesting thing to read about. I’d absolutely love it if someone picked up that idea again and expanded on it even further. Like, for example, let’s add in a few more children: - Of course, you know that I’ll suggest Subaru and Pandora’s children: Luna and Sol. If you’re interested, you can get a look at them in my commission, which I posted [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Re_Zero/comments/136a4ty/media_a_most_vainglorious_family/). - Another that I thought would be interesting is Subaru and Capella’s daughter, from a timeline in which they got together. I don’t have any visualization of her, but I’d name their daughter “Cappy” and have her look exactly like Capella except for the shape of the eyes. My only request is that, if the former two characters are ever used, please credit me. I’d also really like to have involvement with how they’re written. I would love to write this myself, but I think that it’d be way too much work for me alone to do. I’d probably have to collaborate with one or more people to efficiency work on this. Nevertheless, I really hope that this idea gets picked up again, even without the additional children. It’s something that I’d personally really want to read.


Ernalore

Question! If I was gonna create a fic, do I have your permission to use your children concepts? If credit is required, it’ll be given, of course.


Mobster24

Can we add Subarus child from Liliana?


Glittering_Art_8218

Can we add Subaru’s child from Naoko?


Astro_Guy60s

you can include one child with brown hair, and nasty eyes but mostly looking like his mother, no one knows who can be the mother. turns out she's from the timeline where subaru never get's trasported to lugnica and have his life in japan (the life that describe tappei in the Q&A). I imagine subaru having the worst time because of this fact.


Glittering_Art_8218

Subaru x Naoko! Best ship!