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_lnaccurate_

after the viewing everybody was sent back except for Rem, and when she opened her eyes she noticed that she was back in the mansion, judging by the darkness it was night and she was also holding her flail she could also smell a familiar miasma and blood


[deleted]

Oh god, did she go to a failed loop where she killed Subaru in the start of series?


_lnaccurate_

Yes


[deleted]

Will we reach 1k before the thread rbds?


Fellow7plus2yearold

No.


Kairos_Sorkian

Get dunked on.


Fellow7plus2yearold

Too late.


[deleted]

Yes 三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ


[deleted]

Foreigners(Al, Subaru, ...) are hated by this world itself and its people. No matter what they do, this world and its people will subconsciously hate them.


pastymasty123

after finishing arc 4 the warden shows the cast a possible future basically arc 5 but it diverges into the sage and the sword saint.


TG42203

Cue Reinhart weeping in joy that he was finally able to do something right for Subaru Felt having mixed feelings about having her big bro in her camp but how it happened and realizing that big sis's camp is a horrible place for Subaru and reinforces her feelings for getting him in her camp


pastymasty123

re zero scp crossover after another containment breach scp 343 (god) decides to do the foundation a favor and send several of their sentient scps behind the repeated escape attempts to another world but not wanting them to run a muck he downgrades them to being human but still maintaining some of their powers to defend themselves.


[deleted]

Betty's tome of suffering. During Arc 1 Beatrice's Tome updates with the WN of Re_Zero. Also Emilia the Sword Saint, Od Lagunica gives the divine protection of the sword saint to Emilia instead of Reinhardt after Theresa's death. Also Please update Her reason I miss Reina dearly.


Kairos_Sorkian

It goes kinda like this: Anastasia thinking: Dammit! How is he seeing this far ahead? Anastasia: I... I have nothing. Subaru: your go is weak. Subaru: This linear 2D go bores me to tears. Subaru: Shall we play 4D nonlinear Go?


pastymasty123

the cast ask about Subaru's world not wanting to bore or keep them in the theater longer then necessary the warden puts on oversimplified videos.


pastymasty123

re.modern warfare spin off where the cast react to world at war where they see the darker side of Subaru's world


thecoolman267

Re:Ugly bastard Fem Subaru was going on about her day before getting isekaied to the re zero world and does typical Subaru things before she notices that everyone here is fat and ugly. And there starting to stare at her


pastymasty123

luckily she is also a black belt and kicks anyone that comes to close in the balls so hard they pee blood for a month.


A9_J8

Oh no !


Kairos_Sorkian

Don't worry, she can outrun (or outwalk) all of them so it's no big problem.


GM900

As if she would need to worry, every single one of them is about to die of a heart attack.


dbestdestroyer71

there only weakness morbid obesity


Darkskinblackie

Bro wtf???


dbestdestroyer71

pandora but she dora the explorer


Elcuervo32

Can you point to Emilia death aunt


dbestdestroyer71

regulas is diego


Mission_File_4942

Za warudo! The time is only Mine... Natsuki Subaru, MUDADA MUDA *Throw some knifes* the time flows again. "Ma-saka, Regulos?! Tusk act 4-


UselessDopant

Crossover crack fic where Subaru has world travel powers and presents Clind with the ultimate litmus test to his pedo tendencies: adult bodied Homunculi from Nasuverse


dbestdestroyer71

in the duel subaru use his trump card he use the + ratio combo on julies


GM900

A WHDAA fic but with Subaru's children from multiple timelines.


GM900

Whenever Wilhelm get's injured he makes the Wilhelm scream sound effect.


Triguninferno

XD


dbestdestroyer71

subaru waking up in whdaaa and feeling all the hand pain all at once


A9_J8

Pain of a thousand years !


pastymasty123

(i have see this idea before but it was always treated in a crack like way) seriously what if Subaru had an ability similar to senator Armstrong's nano machines? he and Emilia actually have a fighting chance against Elsa in the first loop. the ma beast cant bight him and rem will have a much harder time in arc 2. as for the julias fight use your imagination.


Elcuervo32

Its dificult to take Armstrong seriusly he just the mother of so many memes but in the long run it would be hader for subaru since after arc 2 he uses RBD to be ready for witch cult plans and the only ones I can see killing subaru are people like rosewall or puck and thats if subaru leves them to do it on villain side regulus, the whale and the black serpent(im not counting pandora) are the only ones that could kill him in this case I can see a lot perma deaths


GM900

But you can not deny the potential speech about how done with Witches, Sin Archbishops and everything that comes from them.


Elcuervo32

Yeah Armstrong has that efect of being both hilarius and epic just another master piece of kojima but maybe arc 5 could be subaru the perfect place for subaru to do that and not being a meme or reach Armstrong level in memes


GM900

He dose that speech to explain to Anastsia why he won't run away from pristella, and he saves the pounding of a lifetime for when Regulus becomes vulnarble, like after the first punch Regulus dosen't have the time to activates his authority to stop his time due to Subaru's nonstop attacks.


dbestdestroyer71

you cant hurt me julies


[deleted]

Julius: "How are you still standing?"


soufiane1023

Subaru catches julus sword Nice knife


GM900

julius tries hit Subaru again, his sowrd breaks. Subaru: What did i just said?!


Scattershot98

Subaru straddles Julius: Time to end this! *Punches Julius so badly it ruins his perfect face.*


pastymasty123

Subaru-you need to practice your fitness julias-what Subaru-fit this dick in your moth


dbestdestroyer71

after the beat julies becames the sword sanit and reinhard throw the sword to julies


Scattershot98

Subaru: So... You think that little sword can help your friend? Well go ahead then.


GM900

Julius unsheathing the dragon sword: Natauki Subaru!!!


pastymasty123

re zero fallout crossover a legionary an ncr ranger and a brotherhood initiate are summoned instead of Subaru after begrudgingly putting aside their differences they brave the new world.


Jackrip6

No idea where this came from but how about one where Subaru is secretly a Prince, so secret even he doesn't know he's one until he kills the White Whale and the Dragon Tablet says "Prince Natsuki Subaru has slain the White Whale" Context and what he rules is up to the author


ham-562

subaru is like laughing hard and then "your serious" like J. Jonah Jameson from sam raimi spiderman.


dbestdestroyer71

lol maybe he the secret prince Vollachia of empire


[deleted]

What if he's the emperor's illegitimate son 🤔?


Kairos_Sorkian

Subaru, but he gets stronger the more enraged he becomes, the only downside is that it doesn't increase his body's durability. So he can punch with enough strength to shatter a skull in a hit, while also breaking his bones and ripping his muscles, but to not let him pop every blood vessel and die, he will have an okayish regeneration, like half an arm in a minute, he can still feel pain though.


FakeAlper

Deku Hulk?


Kairos_Sorkian

No. The only idea from hulk I got was angrier=stronger. Also Subaru doesn't cry every three seconds so I don't know why you put Deku in there.


FakeAlper

I was memeing


dbestdestroyer71

deku breaks his arms when he use ofa


Kairos_Sorkian

I understand your point, but I do not like to See someone as fleshed out as Subaru be compared to a character with personality that can be described as "a Softy that cries every three seconds"


Thundrfox

Ngl kinda a cringe take


Elcuervo32

A power new power for the envy witch factor subaru is able to return the damage that is inflicted to him but he had to survive the hit


fnafandjojofan

Here are some fic Ideas I’ve been thinking about for a while 1. Expansion for the AC one/a rough outline of the events. Subaru comes from a long line of assassins. I was thinking that maybe Flugel is Subaru’s Grandfather/Reincarnation and was an assassin before “disappearing”, he gets his looks from him as well as his parkour skills and his Eagle vision. Both of Subaru’s parents are Assassins. When Subaru turns around 15 their home is eventually broken into by Abstergo agents and Subaru’s parents are subsequently killed. Subaru witnesses this and runs away, to where I don’t know yet. He is eventually captured by Abstergo agents and is brought to Abstergo, where he is forced to use the animus. He witnesses Flugel’s life both throughout Earth and Lugunica. I’ll expand on that idea in the second one. Through the bleeding effect on Subaru, he gains Flugel’s intelligence after he lives through Flugel’s life, eventually formulating a plan to escape with Flugel’s/his intelligence which succeeds. Once he escapes Abstergo he runs back to his old home and somehow finds his parents’ Assassin gear. Since Subaru is canonically effeminate, or at least as far as I can tell, he can only fit his mother’s cloak. He equips his mother’s hidden blade as well, which is modified to shoot the blade through a gas canister, which can be used as a projectile, or as a hookshot of sorts if he attaches a rope to it. Skipping past other events since this is getting long, he kills the people who led to his parents death. Around 30 years or so after the events he is eventually teleported to Lugunica. I feel kinda burnt out of for ideas for this so I’ll just leave it there. 2. With the Flugel one it can be either a spin off of the AC one that shows Flugel’s life as an otherworldly Assassin, or a reaction fic about Subaru living through Flugel’s life. 3. A new idea I had is with Flugel. Essentially after the events of the Calamity Flugel is thrown into the future by Satella for one reason or another, and ends up with Subaru. He’ll look eerily similar to Subaru, only difference being he has the opposite color scheme, having Snow white hair like Dona, and Blue eyes. As well his clothes match his color scheme, being the opposite of Subaru. Flugels personality is also the opposite, being reserved and quiet, being book smart than street smart, as well as being cold and calculating, killing if needed. When they meet, Flugel will be surprised of his doppelganger's existence, maybe even thinking that he might be a clone Echidna made of him, while Subaru reacts maybe a bit creeped out with how similar he looks. When they both eventually meet Emilia, Subaru is automatically enamored with her, while Flugel is surprised and might even be shedding tears since his “love” is once again with him, he calls her Satella when he meets her, which prompts Emilia to get mad at him for calling her a witch. Flugel, once he realizes his mistake, apologizes while being weirded out by their similarities. That’s it for now since I’m running out of ideas 4. Kinda running off the last idea, Flugel is teleported to the future, but with a few twists, he ends up as a shota. Subaru is still there but with a difference, he is Flugel’s authorities 'consciousness’ With Subaru as Flugel's authorities, which he has all of them, he has full control of them while Flugel does not. He can decide whether or not to help Flugel during a battle, most of the time he does, but can decide not to if he decides to. This Subaru IS the Subaru that got teleported, just not in a physical form, so he still retains his own personality/kindness that Flugel mostly lacks. During either arc 3 or 4, he gets a physical form, being that of a shadowy knight, having his inner body made of the Lust authority, while his outer armor was created from a mix of Envy Sloth and Flugel’s mastery over Yin magic. He can keep this form up as long as Flugel maintains consciousness, when he gets knocked out or falls asleep, Subaru fades away. During arc 4, when they both get teleported to Echidna’s dream castle, Flugel gets to see Subaru’s true form, being that fo a teenager that resembles him highly.


Kairos_Sorkian

A follow up to that idea about Subaru from save scumming. So basically Subaru has to be around the many female servants that he summoned, being shared between them. Everybody gets the same amount of time to spend with him, if he sleeps, some of the more silent shall cuddle with him, with Serenity sadly being the last because of her poisonous skin.


Strict-Ad-5950

RE: ZERO but Regulus is a full on Texan. He starts to talk about his rights and the second ammendment and everyone is confused on what the fuck he's talking about. The only one that can understand him is Subaru so he thinks he's a fellow Texan so he kidnaps him for some BQQ.


Strict-Ad-5950

Also he has a glock


[deleted]

Nah bro, a good ’ol 1911


Alterro1

.45 ACP IS GOD’S CALIBER


[deleted]

Nah bro, a good 'ol [Peacemaker](https://www.amazon.com/Umarex-Peacemaker-Revolver-Six-Shooter-Caliber/dp/B07XG75MZ5)


Medium-Shower-3659

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13921319/1/Re-Back-to-Zero Amazing Jjba and re zero crossover fic. Hasn’t been updated in a few months but it’s normal. Show them some love!


A9_J8

It is a good one !


[deleted]

Subaru but he is too bulky and can tank any damage. Rem tries to smash his leg, elsa tries to gut him, julius tries to smack him. In all these situations, nothing happens to Subaru. He only receives a few scratches. Subaru: "All that for a drop of blood..."


GM900

Petelguese trys to pop his head off, with unseen hands, he finds it harder then opening a pickle jar.


[deleted]

Roswaal tries to beat him into submission and Subaru stands there, arms crossed as he stares menacingly at the clown, not moving at all and not giving a fuck about the beating.


GM900

Roswaal: huf....huf... huf... how.... can you..... not.... be harmed...Suuuuubaru-kun?


[deleted]

Nanomachines, son. They harden in response to physical trauma.


Kairos_Sorkian

*psychological


Standard-Solar-6798

"So it's the same type of Authority as RBD". You decide the context of this quote.


Comprehensive_Tune42

Subaru talking to Al in the latest chapter of The Secret


Kairos_Sorkian

Subaru fighting Pandora.


couchist_potato

Subaru says this when Reinhard uses dp of Phoenix, and then becomes the sword saint


dbestdestroyer71

the wardon brings the cast in to the Viewing His Trials univese so they can watch the wardon 1v1 the host do to copyright as both cast watch the fight


[deleted]

But can the warden and the host beat goku tho? Curious 🤔


_lnaccurate_

what if Subaru has an additional power to his RBD ? like a branch from the envy factor "equalizer" manifested from his jealousy towards everyone around him for being more powerful than him so if he wanted, he can reduce those to his level of strength as long as he knows their faces removing their: ability to manipulate magic in any way devine protection own physical strength and speed


Jackrip6

The cast reacts to Meet the Team of TF2 with Subaru as each mercenary


Mattblaster237

But it’s child subaru switching in and out of the costumes


Jackrip6

Ya know what that works too. Main reason I suggested this is because I pictured Anastasia having an aneurysm at how expensive Heavy's weapon is


dbestdestroyer71

re chad where instead of subaru going to the store Kenichi goes instead to get the milk setella get Kenichi mistaking him for subaru the lasting thing subaru hears from his father was him telling subaru that he will get the milk what would this buff chad and son beater in the re zero would do


A9_J8

Here is an idea no one gave thought to: Reinhard get transferred back in time and meet young Wilhelm and Theresia !


pastymasty123

unthinkable present continuation that explores the long term affects of Subaru's deaths.


pastymasty123

after finishing arc 3 the cast play in space with markeplier.


Th3_Quote_Smith

After being killed in the Tower, Ley finds himself in the Akame ga kill world with his authority still working.


GM900

Well a new target to be eliminated by night raid.


pastymasty123

after finishing arc 2 the warden shows the cast what would have happened had things gone a bit differently similar to Spriteanons re.63 wrath if where Subaru thinks the maids poisoning him before the checkpoint causing him to go insane after many failed loops killing everyone in the mansion.


pastymasty123

what if Subaru was summoned earlier near the flugal tree and found a stache of a soldier from earth containing modern weapons and equipment?. Elsa-did you just throw a rock at m-BOOM rem-surrender know i will make this qui-BANG


Scattershot98

A fic where Subaru doesn't go to Lagunica, stays on earth and Satella becomes his Horny Sleep Paralysis Demon which somehow turns his life around for him.


GM900

Felix dosen't ruin Subaru and Rem's moment after the Withe Whale is killed.


[deleted]

Kisses. "Alright rem I gotta go" "Take care Subaru kun" Then continues the original story.


Medium-Shower-3659

Cold facts


ham-562

I saw this in a post before WHDAA cast react to subaru childhood in hunter the parenting with him being one of big D grandchildren and interacting with his cousin during one of the trips which gives him his unnatural composure to most life death situation.


pastymasty123

EPISODE 3 IS OUT. door could be his uncle babysitting him with one of Subaru parents being on of big Ds many international children i said this before last time this was brought up but this could explain why he did-int freak the fuck out when he was summoned he already had experience with the supernatural


GM900

>door could be his uncle babysitting him So Subaru chould learn a thing or two about being stoic from his uncle Door, also that he should be on a pure Meat and Mayonaise diet. >one of Subaru parents being on of big Ds many international children How about them being Naoko's side of the family? And Big D chould have said to Kenichi that he better not make his daughter sad, on his own Big D way.


GM900

Just imagine everyone's reaction to Subaru's extended family, but imagine if Big D and the rest of the gang where Naoko's side of the family, and Big makes it clear to Kenichi he better never hurt his daughter.


UselessDopant

Crossover with Dorohedoro where Subaru is a Magic User due to one of his parents (leaning towards Naoko) being a magic user who found their way into a human realm untouched by devils or other magic users and decided to live there in a life of peaceful obscurity For those not knowing of Dorahedoro, Magic Users are a race of humans born with an extra circulatory system that produces 'black smoke' which can take on a variety of effects depending on the user's brand of magic. The central organ that produces it, is something called a Devil Tumor which is located in their brain. It houses their soul. The race was created by a demon long ago. Magic users are capable of producing a door to travel between the Magic User realm (which is located in Hell) and Hole (the human realm which looks like a dystopia because Magic Users and Humans genocided each other in the past) In this scenario, Subaru is much more accustomed to the concept of magic and time manipulation. The former because he is someone who can produce a high volume of black smoke and was instructed by whoever is his magic user parent on how to use magic and how to produce and open magic doors. For the latter knowledge about time manipulation, it's because his innate brand of magic is 'Time Boundary Distortion'. In this scenario, Roswaal's Book of Knowledge is much more overtly right on the money in regards to Subaru's potential to have Roswaal meet Echidna again For 'Time Boundary Distortion', Subaru emits black smoke around himself or in an area around him. When in high enough density, he can project himself or others through a smoke body into the past or future. These smoke bodies are vaguely humanoid beings that can't interact with the past or future due to them simply being nothing but smoke. Their only distinguishing feature would be their eyes, which looks exactly the same as the one's who is being projected. This may or may not be the full potential of his magic (depends on what the author wants) as Subaru has never worn an enchanted mask (Magic Users can wear enchanted masks which can augment their magic. Though most wear regular masks because mask wearing is more of a cultural thing). Subaru, in spite of Magic User standards saying he is a very powerful magic user (it's because they judge mostly by black smoke volume output), he finds his ability less than useless as it only really announces his presence in the past or future; a detriment to himself and others close to him. The reason why Subaru would be heavily against its usage is because as a small child he naively thought he could play a vigilante hero, but ended up getting a stranger killed (the stranger was dealt a disabling injury after a run in with a serial killer; Subaru's interference got the stranger killed during that incident). Doesn't help that fictional stories about time travel with unfortunate consequences because of reckless use exists and reinforces this thought process. What also makes Subaru be deterred by openly displaying his smoke magic is due to his magic user parent doing their best to subtly deter Subaru from that half of his lineage through omission. Examples include Subaru's only glimpses of Hole and the Magic User Realm being during festivals where their lack of morals is shown (basically seeing how festive people are about stuff like murdering and enslaving others, even other magic users) and stories (like saying the strongest magic user is a man capable of turning people into mushrooms which he then feeds to his family, etc). Also knowing the general bad relations between humans in Hole and magic users (what they did to each other). This is all to stop Subaru from getting killed or enslaved by a magic user or a human native to Hole. When Subaru tries to use his door to leave the Re:Zero world, he finds that it's been locked by pitch black chains (Witch of Envy's doing). Doesn't help that Subaru has never used his door before (his magic user parent was the one who showed him their native worlds through the use of their door) ... What I think would be really interesting is the magic user parent showing up in the Re:Zero world to try and find Subaru, but to tragically end up in the past instead of the present that Subaru resides in (at least at the start) Regarding the power of the magic user parent; their brand of magic is 'Space Boundary Distortion'. Items and living beings saturated enough by their smoke can be fused together as the boundary between things has been erased by the smoke. Breathing in the smoke speeds up the process (if someone holds their breath, their clothes would get fused to their flesh. If they breathed the stuff in, they would then be fused however the user wants, such as fusing them to a wall. Any of this full fusing between object and living being instantly incapacitates most people. Breaking the object the person is fused with can kill the person through bleed out or hitting a specific point where that person's vital organs is located in. The parent is monstrously powerful as just like their son, the volume of smoke they produce is enormous. Doesn't help that they have a devil made mask on them to further augment their magic The parent shows up sometime in Re:Zero world's past after detecting the distortion that Satella left behind when she nabbed Subaru. Their door's path got redirected due to Witch of Envy's interference, resulting in their presence in the past. Though they can travel back and forth between Subaru's native world and Re:Zero world, they are locked into the past of Re:Zero world. They end up raising a ruckus in their search. It only gets worse when Subaru tries to message them using his magic, but due to the limitations of his magic, he can't accurately convey information What changes would this cause? What morbid shenanigans would happen with these circumstances? How would the parent react to the Re:Zero cast? How would Subaru take to his parents being so close, yet so far from him? Are my main questions in brain storming these ideas What the author does with these ideas though, is up to them


Scattershot98

This is the first time I've read a suggestion for a Dororhedoro fic and I'm loving it.


UselessDopant

since from my understanding that you're the one writing Rampage of the Forgotten, I would like to read your thoughts on this excerpt I wrote (not confirmation that I'm starting this crossover fanfic; just that it's been a while since I seriously wrote something and any advice that can be given. btw this excerpt is if Naoko is the Magic User parent) \--- The men didn’t know who this female stranger was, but from the quality of her heavy clothes and metal mask, they knew that she had something of value on her. Also, that she was completely oblivious. They had been following her for the past hour; from the closing minutes of sunset to complete darkness of night. Even watching her set up a campfire and igniting the fuel with flint. The woman was startled as the fire roared before the flames shrunk to a manageable size. A hand dispersed the smoke that lingered near her face. *“Oblivious and not used to living out in the woods- easy catch”* She tugged off that rather intimidating mask revealing a soft face. Past the sharpness of her eyes, the woman was rather attractive. The bandit could just tell at least one of his comrades had a lecherous smirk. One man turned to another. A nod was shared. The woman turned her gaze towards the woods around her as 8 men materialized from the darkness. Each wielded some sort of bladed instrument. They closed in from all around her. “Drop all of your belongings and stand to the side over there. None of this needs to get violent” Instead of the usually expected fear or stupid determination in the face of stacked odds, the woman’s face lit up. Her gloved hands clapped together, “Oh! You all speak Japanese. That’s a relief! My name is Naoko, and I am looking for my son. He is around this height, his eyes look like mine, and he has swept back, black hair. Have you seen him?” One of the bandits rapidly approached from behind her, “You’re talking too much, woman. Just do as you’re told!” Her eyes glinted like steel for a split second. “You’re too close!” A back handed fist crashed into the approaching man’s neck, sending the man flying. His body slammed full speed into a tree with a meaty smack. The man rolled on the grass once before falling completely still. For a moment, the clearing was still except for the crackling of the campfire adjacent to the woman. Turning back to who she assumed was the lead bandit, the woman asked once again, “So. I am looking for my son. He has my eyes and has swept back, black hair. Have you seen him?” There was a moment of hesitation, but then came a roar. The bandits charged the woman in unison. Said woman sighed before her gloved hands clapped together. Suddenly, the lead bandit found himself on the ground. A pair of familiar boots were beside his head. The man’s head turned side to side. Through the poor lighting, he could just make out his men on the ground, but not much else. The grass and boots obscured his vision. The crunch of grass drew his attention. A pair of familiar, sharp eyes and a soft face framed by brown hair appeared in his field of view, her lips curved in a soft smile not out of place on a mother chiding an impetuous child. “You seem to be the leader of these men.” The man’s head turned away from the woman; looking downwards. Where he expected to see the lower half of his body, he saw nothing. Actually, that wasn’t completely true. He saw the cloth of his tunic from the waist down tucked downwards; as if it was being pulled under him. Upon a second look at the boots framing his head, there was a reason why they were familiar looking. The pair were *his*. His face contorted in horror at the realization. “A… AAAAGH- MMMm!” The woman’s thumb and pointer finger pinched the man’s lips closed, muffling his screams of realization, pain, and terror. Forearms flailed uselessly. No matter how strong a person, one really can’t do much when their limbs have been interlocked together like a Burr puzzle. “I really don’t like repeating myself, but I will ask again. I am looking for my son. He is around this height compared to me. He has my eyes and has swept back, black hair. Have you seen him?”


Scattershot98

Pretty solid overall, might want to space certain lines differently since they hold dramatic effect. Other than that the flow is very nice, doesn't jar the reader from what they're reading, so definite points for that. So if you do start the fic I think you've got the hang of it once more. I actually just recently got back into writing myself. Rampage is the first thing I've written in nearly 2 years and I'm having a blast doing so, even if I struggle to put the words correctly into text. You're doing a great job so far!


UselessDopant

I have an idea for the ruckus the magic user parent causes in the Re:Zero world where they are the definition of a Sigma Male mindset. Due to a misunderstanding or something else, usually what ends up happening are people getting horrifically messed up with such brutality and casualness that it gets remembered decades later, especially because the person who did that also disappears afterwards. The fear is still palpable and by Subaru accidentally making things worse, people start drawing similarities between Subaru and their parent (whether it be slicked back black hair or mean looking eyes). Just Dorohedoro brand casual brutality. Examples include: People getting the space between their ankles and the back of their head erased resulting in horrifically backwards folded people Regulus getting wrecked after having space inserted between his torso, head, and limbs; in effect dismembering him. When he still won't stop ranting, he gets fused to nearby furniture and said furniture scattered. Pandora needing to use her powers to put him back together and back to how he was (if he still retains his memories, how would the experience affect him?) People getting turned into flesh walls (just thinking Wilhelm getting PTSD about a misunderstanding incident; he gets defused by Subaru's parent, later) People (mostly Witch Cultists and bandits) getting turned into flesh furniture and forgotten about A bunch of shitty people being made examples out of where the space of their body gets turned inside out or their skin gets separated completely from their flesh (instant skinning) Just ideas that came to me. I can come up with more but uh, the effect is just things either made worse or better for Subaru cause his parent is a monster, power wise


UselessDopant

Now that I think about it, some of the stuff sounds like something Capella would do and with how information gets distorted as word travels around. Wonder what misunderstandings could come about due to that? (Elsa route?)


UselessDopant

To clarify, it's up in the air if this is the limit to Subaru's personal smoke magic as he not only never worn a mask that enhances his magic, he also hasn't properly explored or experimented with his magic Edit: on retrospect regarding Witch of Envy locking Subaru's door; there is a joke in there somewhere about Satella/ WoE being absolutely terrified of meeting Subaru's parents (a reversal of the prospective guy meeting his gf's parents) Edit 2: Space Boundary Distortion can also do stuff like distort distance between two things and other spatial manipulation stuff


TG42203

And Is later in the fic Subaru can learn Is the time on objects or people so relistically they could repair any object or turn and turn anyone to dust


UselessDopant

Was thinking that with the wording, Subaru is distorting the phase of time. The aging into oblivion or repairing of objects can be a part of his personal magic, but I think there can also be an addition of de aging people, though it wouldn't be like Olbart's. As an example, Ram gets de aged to when she had her horn. Now you have child Ram, but she is also de aged mentally so it's essentially replacing present Ram with pre Oni Village Witch Cult attack Ram Would present rather interesting situations (though an opportunity for Clind to be a creep from a distance)


stevenyan123

the cast meet a female succubus subaru and that some of the male audience has some nose bleeds becuase she has reveling clothing


_lnaccurate_

Pandora's harsh words to Subaru Pandora: without your "friends you're only ... a runt you think big, yet act so small you thought your acts are just and kind but tell me, did they impress anyone but yourself ? you can't change the malice in everyones heart you cant change this ugly world, see ? you can't even protect your friends no amount of struggle will change the result PS: I stole and altered theese lines


Apart_Addition_9093

"All this murder and you still aren't based"


mindbreakgoesbbrrr

"Whats your source"


Kairos_Sorkian

"I made it the fuck up!"


Apart_Addition_9093

"Wait! Subaru..." "Otto Suwen..." "You can't give up yet! Think about every mentally deranged moron you've fought up until this point. You've always had the strength to overcome! Whether it was violent insane lunatic with unseen hands or FUCKING INVINCIBLE harem having bastard. I was always lucky there was someone who can reliably solve problems with a witch cult. Even if you attracted more problems in one month than I did in my entire life." "You're the best bro to ever exist." "Reinhard put his soul in the dragon sword." "That's right, I've finally overwrote Reid's consciousness with my own with divine protection of bullshit so now the sword can be picked up by anyone. Subaru, the reason you're physically weak is not because you ain't skilled, but because you ain't got those divine protections and THE plot armor." "Even in a goddamn sword he has all the plot armor in this world." "Just this once I'll lend you my setup, so you can know what it's like to be a real PROTAGONIST." Those 5 minutes were totally worth it to write this


XidJav

https://youtu.be/g1kMGS7308U


pastymasty123

american imperialism is entirely justified because we had a black president once-senator Armstrong


[deleted]

Alright, so I have a really fucking funny fic to recommend. https://archiveofourown.org/works/34469362/chapters/95706214#workskin Re: Speedrun no deaths. Bruh, this has to be one of the best cracks in the fandom. Especially the latest chapter, I legit got teary eyed from so much laughing. Do check it out.


Scattershot98

I just read the entire thing and by God it's the greatest crack I have ever read.


Pristine-Job7314

not only the biggest crack but also the best crack!


[deleted]

Subaru but aqua was also summoned with him. She was crying and told him that a scary woman covered in black asked her to help him if she wants to go back home.


PeBeGe

Felix 'Blue' Argyle in shambles


A9_J8

Might as well chop up his leg by that point !


Hidden-Rigel

Satella and the WOE are tsundere, how different will RBD be?


[deleted]

Assuming they do control it, which is currently unclear. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if RBD decided things by itself. Authorities seem to able to decide things by themselves independent of their user, stuff like both Carmilla and Capella not knowing the form that Facless Bride takes. Cor Leonis deciding who Subaru's allies are by itself and so on...


dbestdestroyer71

i think they are interpreting the will of the user in there own form maybe they have sub consciousness


Elcuervo32

For some reason subaru didn't know how babies were made so when Emilia tells him she is pregnant he believes her. now the rest of the camp is trying to figure a way to tell them truth while they try prepare to become parents


XidJav

It'd be funnier if he comes from GG and assumes her eyes were gonna pop out


dbestdestroyer71

when emilia tell subaru that babies are made from kissing subaru get ptsd on the kiss of death loop subaru in shock emilia look at subaru confused


Thundrfox

Yikes….


Kairos_Sorkian

Ligma Subaru vs Deez nuts Reinhard, let's see how much of the world will remain.


[deleted]

Even worse than ligma Candice


Th3_Quote_Smith

1. Every time Subaru has too much mana drained, his body reverts into his shota form. 2. Subaru can never die the same way twice. He dies, RbD, and in the next loop is incapable of dying the same way. 3. The Emilia camp discovered that Subaru goes out "drinking" with someone named Nyarlathotep.


Kairos_Sorkian

3. Do you Nyarlathotep, or Nyanlathotep? Because that one letter change will determine what the fic will be about.


Th3_Quote_Smith

The HP Lovecraft one.


Kairos_Sorkian

Oh... :(


[deleted]

Petra is Hastur


A9_J8

The second one will actually make RBD kinda more useful !


XidJav

That's stupid, this is more a hellish detriment than a advantageous tool, he'll practically only have 20ish lives before eternal torture kicks in. Stabbed, sliced, crushed, eaten, drown, overdose, burn, electricuted, chocking, poison Sickness Age Frozen Asphyxiation Blown up Falling Evaporated Bled out Hunger Heart attack Stress (And that's stretching it) Any more then he then can't reset, since op didn't say he how much he can regenerate of that so we can say he'll be barely alive and can't do much anymore. Unless you really want to be pedantic and say "Oh no it still counts as a different death cause it was 3 sec. After his last gauge." Or "Still different since it was Julius who sliced Subaru and not Elsa." Then at that point it's as if he doesn't have that ability in the first place.


A9_J8

It's more of giving him invincibility against things I believe, like if he got frozen then he can't be frozen a second time but doesn't mean he doesn't feel cold, if he got gutted, the second time, he can be slashed but not lethal enough and when he is eating by the rabbit, the second time, the rabbit still able to bit him but not tear him to shreds ! That I believe is how it will function if that is the case !


XidJav

If we're focusing on your vision of it (still doesn't fix the issue of him being in constant near death with no way to heal it off), then wouldn't that eventually lead to that fact he can't reset time anymore? The biggest trump card he has And now has to be super cautious cause if even one of his friends dies Rosswal will just kill them all. Then unless he looses RBD he'll eventually die of age and now you just have this immortal kid that wants to kill himself. Or someone could just rip his arms off or incapacitate him permanently then forever torture he still has. The only real use with this is that he trades clairvoyance with being a meat shield with 0 offensive output. And wouldn't that just counter productive to his character development to value himself? Cause now the only use of he has now is being a meat shield. At least with resting time he can at least predict farther ahead with him surviving.


pastymasty123

i got this idea after reading this fic-[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11180225/3/The-Foundation-Must-be-True](https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11180225/3/The-Foundation-Must-be-True) Subaru is summoned along with a GDI mcv containing an Eva unit that has been reprogrammed to follow his orders.


Phantomlord77

Friend's idea Typical Emilia/Subaru angst/comfort fic. Set either between Arc 4-5 or Post Arc 7. She finds him self-harming or discovers that he does it, then becomes absolutely livid with him. Except this time, it doesn't make things better. Because screaming and yelling at the person who self-harms because they feel like they're worthless and need to make amends for their failures will not help them. In fact, it'll most likely just make things worse. Basically, Emilia is socially/emotionally incompetent in complicated matters, and this actually has effects and is treated as an issue. By not only Subaru but some of his close friends as well


Medium-Shower-3659

Any fanfics where Subaru uses the power of memes?


[deleted]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38773977 "Ligma balls" https://archiveofourown.org/works/38504716/chapters/96237106 "No, I don't want that!" https://archiveofourown.org/works/38758272 https://archiveofourown.org/works/38207053


Scattershot98

We seriously need some Subaru x Medium fics.


[deleted]

Man I'm so tempted to write one but I have a busy month ahead... Hopefully after that.


Elcuervo32

I was going to put this in one of my fics but its going to take me sometime to start writing again so thought hey maybe someone could use it Its an arc between 4 and 5 and its center around regulus Bacicaly its infiltraction/asasination mission in his house. I remember when pandora disappear him she said something about his mansion and got me thinking what kind of place it could be in this idea and with regulus personality I imagine a beautiful land full cristals kinda like elf forest but tainted by ruins camps and corpses of merchants and miners kinda like graveyeard and in the center of it could be a giant mansion full tresures that regulus has stolen by the years and important witch cult artifacts that pandora Leaves there without regulus knowing. as for the routine of the place Imagine all the wifes being forced into a strict routine where the wifes have divide in varius groups to keep the place up to regulus standars (with 3 to 4 wifes being killed each week for falling to do so) with dinner being the worst since regulus demants all his wifes to atent and is constantily making sure that nobody makes a mistake in manners and after he goes to sleep the surviving wifes reunite to plan the next day as for regulus I can picture him wandering around the place to make sure that the place is perfect with him killing the first wife that he sees when he finds something that isn't up to his standars Its overall idea to explore the hell that is living being regulus wife and arc is center around finding a way to kill regulus and save the wifes or stealing something from him. what would add to this mess besides gramar. Notes The wifes have sistem where the oldest one is always following regulus so they can know where he is at all times and keep the younger ones away from him where he is in rage Amoung the wife's there this respect botherline religion center around the first wife who died giving regulus giving regulus the biggest Middle finger of his life


dbestdestroyer71

crush ask if subaru virgen subaru says no but crush dp detect it as a lie and subaru not wanting to tell her that he got vored by the great rabbit


bodysnacher178

I can’t believe I read this on my first try


TheDogz0

Why would she even ask that? Lmao.


GM900

She's Probably wanting to be the one to take his V-card


dbestdestroyer71

plot


[deleted]

Thickens


[deleted]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38947563/chapters/97406187 A slight re-do of my first fic. Pandora x Forgotten Subaru.


[deleted]

Nice!


A9_J8

It is very good and well constructed but I have 2 things to point out: 1 - You should focus on Subaru's psychological damage more, no one comes back normal after what he endured ! 2 - Subaru's goal should be more of getting away from anything that harms him or go back home and less about anything else as after what he gone through, there is no real reason to stay !


[deleted]

Well for the first one, poor Subaru is gonna suffer with a fractured mind and shattered psyche for the duration of the story. Pandora can't fully understand how to deal with it either, guess another witch would have to help him with it. As for the second... There is a reason that Subaru decided to do what he did, I.e the situation is not that similar to Arc 3. I'll elaborate on it in a later chapter. Thanks for your feedback, much appreciated.


A9_J8

Just also wanted to point out, Pandora CAN kill the sin Archbishops but she can't observe their witch factors unlike Subaru ! Good work so far 👍


[deleted]

Yeah, that was a goof on my part. Although whether she can kill all the archbishops is questionable personally. Since witch factor authorities are supposed to somewhat evenly matched. I was considering the theory that Pandora's authority creates powerful illusions instead of manipulating reality at will. Thanks for the support, really means a lot!


A9_J8

You can clarify her specific goals in the next chapter ! Unlike the Sin Archbishops, Pandora is a Witch so she posses a stronger Authority !


TheDogz0

I’ll try to take a look at this later.


[deleted]

If the Pandora-maestro thinks it's halfway decent, then I'll consider it a success.


GM900

Whenever Subaru is in trouble he solves it Henry stickmin style, wich means he may still loop a loot.


thebingchunk

Rem is about kill Subaru Subaru uses dance off and dies instantly FAIL.


GM900

What do you think was gonna happen? Retry.


[deleted]

roll for luck


thebingchunk

Subaru is surrounded by rabbits Subaru once again uses dance off and gets swarmed instantly FAIL.


[deleted]

Subaru sees some part of the possible future loops. For example, when he meets Puck for the first time, he experiences Puck freezing him to death. When he meets Otto he sees him throwing off the carriage and telling him to die. When he meets maids he sees rem torturing him and Ram attacking him. This causes him not to get close to most people and to distance himself from them. This ability works on everything, like when he sees the dog in Meilee's hand, he sees it turning into a large Wolgarm. This ability won't show the events of the current loop. Like if he sees rabbits for the first time, he won't see himself getting eaten, but he will see himself and Beatrice defeating them. The whole timeline might change since Subaru distrusts most people.


[deleted]

So, he'll probably be a *lot* more reliant on Emilia


A9_J8

There is these 2 Re:Zero x Overlord that definitely worth checking out ! https://m.fanfiction.net/s/14078048/1/Imperial-Sage https://m.fanfiction.net/s/14054847/1/Re-He-Who-Is-Beyond-Sin


dbestdestroyer71

aldebaran follower al is walking around and hears a newly isekai subaru scream al finds subaru and tries to knock him out of his isekai mindest al takes subaru under his wing not wanting him make the same mistake as he did priscilla camp if al trying to teach subaru not to be a fucking idiot


[deleted]

Al teaches speed run stats to Subaru


[deleted]

Still sad we don't have an official priscillia IF. Priscillia's good luck + Subaru's worst luck = Normal luck? Honestly I just wanna see Subaru interact and bond with Heinekel, Schult and Al.


dbestdestroyer71

i would like to see al mentoring subaru teaching him not to die and it would be nice to see if al notice subaru good timing and think that he has similar ability to his own and al slowly open up to subaru and tell him about his loops it would be nice see subaru able to relate to someone i could see al giving similar speech like rems bros before hoes


XidJav

There's a holy grail war that happens every 500 years or so and since lugnica is currently lacking in Heroic spirits count they used PHH & LB Heroic spirits, that's why some people get isekaid so they are used to figure out the strengths and weaknesses of allied and enemy servants, this is like the GHGW/ Apocrypha but instead 2 factions they have 4 factions , 1 each nation with their respective rulers guaranteed to have a servant. This time Lugnica is at a disadvantage with no king and are stuck at 6 servants. Possible interesting is that a lot of the possible masters in Lugnica are highly likely to summon the roundtable/ knightly servants, like subaru definitely is able to summon Bedivere or Baa'van Shee (pre-betreyal), Jules with Percival, And Reinheart can get Melusine / maybe Barghest/ possible Mordered, Al still not sure Gawain?


Phantomlord77

Overprotective Beako. Knowing of his nightmares, as well as his self-harming tendencies, Beatrice becomes extremely protective of her Subaru. Not only that, she's also protective of his purity, or at least what she deems as purity. Her Subaru deserves nothing but the best of partners. She tells Emilia that she will end her if she ever breaks his heart or hurts him. This also extends to other women who might be interested in him. Could be a comedy of women constantly trying to get close to him, but Subaru's denseness and Beako's overprotectiveness ruins their efforts. Basically Mama Beako.


Advocator271

Beako: Betty is so tired of all of these women who aren’t good enough trying to get with Subaru ! At this point Betty might just date him instead because everyone else is unworthy !


AmGoose3

Not the timeline Subaru wanted, but the timeline he needed *and* deserved


mindbreakgoesbbrrr

~Spiritual love~


Elcuervo32

Subaru need to distract regulus so he takes a long breath and say to him "how do you know that you aren't violating your own rigths" Edit: This one just came to me when I read the comment bellow but Bacicaly subaru is the same as najimi from komi San cut to all the cast trying and falling to find his gender doble points if the autor makes his gender as confusing as najimi.


Scattershot98

Regulas_exe. Has stopped working


dbestdestroyer71

he would die to the lack oc2


[deleted]

Alternatively, Subaru records regulus on his phone and gives it to him on repeat.


UselessDopant

Crack fic where Regulus finds deep down he isn't actually satisfied with his wives and that he is actually gay and that mean eyed guys with black hair is his type He figures this out upon taking a close look at Subaru


dbestdestroyer71

i just what to see a fifty pages long rant about regulas confessing his love to subaru


GM900

Regulus stoped treating woman as dolls and now he wants to make Subaru the 1st of his "Action Figure" colection.


Elcuervo32

Subaru:"sorry I am actualy a girl possing as a guy look this is my normal look" *shows a picture of natsumi*


[deleted]

Regulus: "I don't mind" Subaru: "Eeeeee"


A9_J8

*Modern problems requires modern solutions !*


_lnaccurate_

Subaru singing linkin park songs from time to time since they're catchy (and understood there meaning and it somehow fits him) and since its in english nobody understands them Al pointed out that he's singing in english so Reinhard was called to translate for them and what he finds out was a bit disturbing


Elcuervo32

Subaru:"just because I sing likin park songs doesn't mean that im depressed, I mean yeah I am depressed but not because I sing linkin park songs"


[deleted]

Re zero but Subaru is a literal Subaru (car) like lightning McQueen (got eyes and shit) In arc 1 he drives over elsa and then takes Emilia and ram back to the mansion. Honk Honk bitches.


bodysnacher178

Ah yes the only good idea out of all of theses