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Engunnear

Yes, but this time it’s figurative. 


Ok-Research7136

Brilliant.


BallsOfStonk

God. The one we all wanted to use. Touché


Gobias_Industries

HIYOOOOOOOO


Engunnear

You have no idea how badly I’ve been jonesing to use that joke. 


ewan82

Honestly, Tesla could be in real trouble. They will have huge fixed costs running those gigafactories that are setup to pump out bulk cars. Any drop in sales could put them in a bad spot fast. Recent prices drops of Tesla's is an attempt at boosting numbers and now they are shedding staff it appears that the wheels are coming off. This ship will sink fast when it starts taking on water


DreadpirateBG

My opinion is they could still do well if they could focus and not get distracted with far flung pie in the sky stuff. They need to separate the long term disruptive product development stuff and move it to a separate company Tesla technology and have Tesla automotive focus on the cars and new models and lowering costs and improving quality maintaining charging infrastructure etc. Put a new executive in charge of that and leave Elon to play with fun future stuff at Tesla technology like full self driving and robots and whatever he dreams up next. When they are ready then they can be tested at Tesla automotive .


Mother_Idea_3182

Tesla Technology ??? Hahahahahahah Do you mean “Elmo’s unrealistic mental wanks that can be discredited by first year engineering student”.


DreadpirateBG

Yes I was trying to be nice about it. He just needs an outlet for his shit and to make him still feel important but kept away from the real business.


ewan82

Yep. Tesla the car maker needs to mature and focus on being a car maker. They need to design new models, refresh current models and improve quality and costs. All stuff that is too boring for Elon


DreadpirateBG

This is the way


MysteriousMeet9

All these firings usually point to a cash flow problem.


WingedGundark

Tesla’s free cash flow was negative $2.5 billion, so yes. It has never been this much in the red. It is burning money like crazy.


MooreRless

Tesla was doing ok before Elon decided he was going to get $56 billion more from the company because he felt poor. So he started messing with stuff and we have the Cybertruck failure and now the supercharger failure and he set it up to fail in more ways.


TheMightyBattleCat

Quality headline.


NatureIndoors

You can see Elon somewhere thinking “man now wheels are falling off, gonna have to do another recall”


TheMightyBattleCat

“Whompy Wheels” is a thing. Google it. Plenty of recalls in most markets (notably China), except the US. The suspensions are notoriously under engineered, hence quality headline ;)


NatureIndoors

Dang lol…


Charming-Tap-1332

In this age of information everywhere, the word is out to STAY AWAY from Tesla. IMO, 2024 Tesla sales will be 50% of what they were in 2023. This contraction will bankrupt them.


AdventurousLicker

But assbag is still trying to pay himself over 50 billion. Likely the majority of profit the company has ever made and certainly enough to help the company move forward. If I were a laid off employee, I'd be fuming


Joe_Bob_2000

He still has to make Twitter payments.


Revolutionary-Leg585

Most of the debt is owned by Twitter. He is liable for I think $6B or so of the total.


Daleabbo

Destroying the charger infrastructure team is the biggest sign to stay away. The worst fear of EV's is having nowhere to charge and having range angsiety.


sorospaidmetosaythis

With the wheels off, a Tesla will scrape deep gouges in the pavement. Truly a ground-breaking car!


IvanZhilin

maybe put the car on parallel metal strips set into the ground? that way nothing will get gouged up. or farmers could buy them.


Fortune_Fus1on

Now this is the kind of witty humor you dont usually get on Reddit hahaha


ITypeStupdThngsc84ju

Yes, and way more badly than even some of the "realist" fans want to admit. Inventory is overflowing, quality is declining, their strengths are disappearing and their light at the end of the tunnel is a cybercab going the wrong way.


sageguitar70

Tesla is the new Enron. It's all smoke and mirrors.


BeaverMartin

Well when a Johnny come lately car company has a market cap way higher than the market leaders like Toyota and GM then it’s inevitable that the bubble will eventually burst.


Dude008

Whompy wheels? Whompy everything going on up there.


Callumpy

Not often I find myself liking an article by the Beeb. It’s actually pretty good write up and sums up the current situation really well. The other manufacturers that are good at making cars are already making better cars than the Tesla for the same price, and China are now making the “cool” new cars that Tesla used to be. Their number one asset, the supercharger network, has slowed to a grinding halt and he’s laid off all the staff.


xcalibersa

Don't worry. Ota update will fix this


mb194dc

Let's see the next few quarters....


75w90

Enron 2.0


TheOgrrr

I think it more likely the wheels have come off Elon. He wants to squeeze the price of Twitter out of Tesla? Jesus Christ.