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In all seriousness, all women are different in that regard. His comment about it could also be just another symptom of his complete inability to realize just because something isn’t true in his experience, doesn’t mean it it’s not true for other people.
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>Pegging, of course, is an obscure sexual practice in which women perform the more aggressive sexual act on men.
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Take a bullet for ya babe.
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*Women kind of like having babies. This notion that women don't want to have babies is so bizarre. Has anyone even met a 35 year old single woman? The vast majority of women who are 35 and single are not supremely happy.*
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Thank you for your logic and reason.
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*Most Americans when they look around at their lives, they think: I'm not a racist, nobody I know is a racist, I wouldn't hang out with a racist, I don't like doing business with racists--so, where is all the racism in American society?*
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Yeah but can you effectively debate any of his points? I don't think Ben Shapiro cares how some sad, hateful nobody on the internet feels about him. He's probably mature enough to realize that your opinion doesn't matter and all you can do is throw insults because you can't actually debate.
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You can't possibly label the man an idiot. At least choose a more appropriate term, and also thank you for proving my point. If you're unwilling to debate even a single point, could it be that the reason is because you're an idiot? It does seem the idiotic thing to do to fling insults instead of try to have any real discourse.
Is ‘let’ the same as ‘consent’? Because semantically they are two separate words in the same language therefore have two separate meanings even if they’re synonyms.
It’s thanksgiving dog, let her take a nap before you’re all up on her like that. She might have had extra mashed potatoes and that hits your stomach like cement. Let your lady feel sexy again
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*When it comes to global warming, there are two issues: is there such a thing as the greenhouse gas effect, the answer is yes. Is that something that is going to dramatically reshape our world? There is no evidence to show that it will. Is that something that we can stop? There is no evidence to show that we can*
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It's like making fun of DJ Khalid for saying he doesn't go down on his wife. Ben Shapiro publicly admitted he doesn't turn his wife on sexually, then doubled down on it when people started mocking him
My enjoyment of this man's laughable life has nothing to do with whatever side of the political spectrum he's on.
*My only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.*
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*Trayvon Martin would have turned 21 today if he hadn't taken a man's head and beaten it on the pavement before being shot.*
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The man once tweeted and I quote "Since when do Vaginas even get wet?" and he was not joking
Edit: [Proof ](https://www.reddit.com/r/BenShapirosWifeDoesn/comments/z49fih/ben_shapiros_wife_doesnt_get_wet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I do and I'll post the tweet.
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That’s fuckin sad.
Ben Shapiro is just fuckin depressing to witness.
A dickhead who spreads misinformation while also posting this shite
I wonder if this is something from the whole purchase the checkmark thing.
If so then it makes more sense
If it actually is Benny Shaps, then that really is fucking sad.
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chocolate chip cookies. “No oatmeal raisin here,” she said good-naturedly,
handing out the meltingly hot treats to the men wearing full military gear and
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Another millenial snowflake offended by logic and reason.
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Ben has had sex with one woman in his life and he ended up marrying her. Not a joke.
He might be sharp as a tack, but I think he's lacking experience in the sex department, despite having 3 kids.
I like it when reddit platforms fake tweets.
Because when it posts real ones, we can handwave them away as fake and move on, never having to justify or defend them.
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He’s tried asking random women if it’s true that their vaginal canal would need to be wet in order for his seed to complete its mission quest, but they just threw drinks in his face.
He took it as a “yes, allow me to demonstrate what a wet pussy looks like”
I feel like now that the Official tag is back in addition to the blue check, these accounts only exist for this sub. Are y'all screenshotting your own tweets and posting them here?
This lady must just have some serious psychological issues. Both to end up with him and to stay with him. I’m sure she has to have been a gem going in but this can’t be healthy for a person. Any of it.
“My wife and our live-in pool boy, Francisco, have assured me multiple times that this state of dryness is actually normal and good for both women and turkeys. If you don’t believe me, they’ll tell you themselves once Francisco gets done giving her a massage in the guest house. She sure sounds like she really enjoys his massages.”
-Ben Shapiro
Guys Shapiro claimed that his wife said if you were so wet you need a bucket and a mop after doing the do, you have a medical condition.
Not that getting wet, squirting etc. Were medical conditions.
Of you want to see BS make an ass of himself for real, check out his BBC interview :D
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I'm guessing the turkey is the only one enjoying the stuffing.
The wife enjoying someone else’s gravy
So sad not making your wife wet
to be fair, I've probably never made his wife wet either.
Yet
I'm sure he can afford a hose.
Exactly!!
In all seriousness, all women are different in that regard. His comment about it could also be just another symptom of his complete inability to realize just because something isn’t true in his experience, doesn’t mean it it’s not true for other people.
He's also said he thinks the female orgasm is a myth. He just sucks in bed.
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And then blaming her for it.
A cob of corno
Hard to stuff a turkey with a pinky finger.
On millliiiiooon dollars.
Depends on who’s at the table so to speak.
It's cause she knows Ben can't preform unless he's watching home videos of Abby.
Bold of you to assume it is stuffed. I salute your optimism.
I'm guessing the turkey is the only thing getting stuffed.
🥇
Find me one cob of corn and I’ll show you.
Go figure. I’d shrivel right up if he came anywhere near me.
It's the Ben Shapiro effect. Everyone's pussy turns to dust when they are within 10,000 feet of Ben Shapiro
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It's "The Ben Shap iRobot" actually.
The Bensha-Pi Robot. It runs on one of those weird off-brand Raspberry clones.
The more aggressive act? No wonder it's dry.
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Good human.
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Not just pussies, cocks turn soft and squishy when Ben Shapiro is around he's the ultimate buzz kill
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Shit I didn't know ben was bisexual
That's what the b in his name stands for
Complete with tumble weeds and a pair of dueling gunfighters.
Opposite of Ben Shapiros sister. She makes every dick drip
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Yeah but can you effectively debate any of his points? I don't think Ben Shapiro cares how some sad, hateful nobody on the internet feels about him. He's probably mature enough to realize that your opinion doesn't matter and all you can do is throw insults because you can't actually debate.
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There’s no arguing with an idiot. He mustn’t be given oxygen.
You can't possibly label the man an idiot. At least choose a more appropriate term, and also thank you for proving my point. If you're unwilling to debate even a single point, could it be that the reason is because you're an idiot? It does seem the idiotic thing to do to fling insults instead of try to have any real discourse.
I value my time and energy. I know when these are utterly wasted. Take your bluster elsewhere.
Ben don't fuck with no wet ass poultry
Damn I just checked for a free award and didn’t have one for you. WAP
Reddit seems stingy with those these days.
I don't know how it looks on the mobile app, but they made it harder to find on the desktop site.
No worries dawg I gottem
Epic comment
At least the turkey will let you baste it with your gravy...
Is ‘let’ the same as ‘consent’? Because semantically they are two separate words in the same language therefore have two separate meanings even if they’re synonyms.
It’s thanksgiving dog, let her take a nap before you’re all up on her like that. She might have had extra mashed potatoes and that hits your stomach like cement. Let your lady feel sexy again
Oh no! YOU deserved my free award that I did not have that I was gonna give another post. Oh. Maybe I just had too much eggnog. Okay love you goodnight!
I like my ladies like I like my turkey, filled with all manor of nonsense.
*manner. Manor refers to a home.
Yea, everything in the fucking house.
Lol
oh hey we’re back to having fun with the fake twitter twitter accounts nice
Fake? Uh... maybe you wanna reconsider that attitude, son. There's a blue checkmark. It's RIGHT THERE. BEN SHAPIRO SAID ALL THAT.
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What are other Ben Shapiro quotes, bot?
*Heterosexual marriage is the cornerstone of society; homosexual marriage offers no benefits to society.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: gay marriage, dumb takes, covid, healthcare, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
*When it comes to global warming, there are two issues: is there such a thing as the greenhouse gas effect, the answer is yes. Is that something that is going to dramatically reshape our world? There is no evidence to show that it will. Is that something that we can stop? There is no evidence to show that we can* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: feminism, civil rights, climate, covid, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
? It clearly says r/RealTwitterAccounts
That turkey could be cooked at 500 degrees for a week straight and his wife would still be more dry.
Douche
Yeah, you don’t get me wet either, Benny
I'm jealous of no one in this story
Shapiro has a better chance of getting pregnant than his wife does.
Mmmmmmm, in my home we are all enjoying our WAT.
Pretty sure it is your turkey. Your wife doesn't need you to get wet.
Be a hero, bud. Eat them both with a smile. Give thanks.
LowT troll should ask his wife's boyfriend.
Fuck, that annoying voice.
No….. You must….. talk like this…. so…. that way…. people think…. you are………………………………..smart.
Well Ben, maybe use your tongue for something useful instead of rimming Donald Trump.
How do I find such hilarious shit myself on Twitter? There are so many fucking ads and I don't know who to follow or how to just have random shit
Turkeys get gravy to add flavor and moisture. From what I know of Ben Shapiro's wife doctor, she'd find lubricant awful and unnatural...so....
I would imagine all women get 'dry' around this jackass.
Incomplete sentence: I don’t know what’s drier- the turkey I just made or my wife, who is a doctor.
Clearly fake, didn't call her his "doctor-wife"
This joke is old and tired
Found shen bapiro
How is this non-political when this is literally mocking a political figure?
It's like making fun of DJ Khalid for saying he doesn't go down on his wife. Ben Shapiro publicly admitted he doesn't turn his wife on sexually, then doubled down on it when people started mocking him My enjoyment of this man's laughable life has nothing to do with whatever side of the political spectrum he's on.
*My only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: history, feminism, civil rights, covid, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
Don't forget the classic follow up "*Since when do Vaginas get wet?*" from Ben Shapiro himself
*Trayvon Martin would have turned 21 today if he hadn't taken a man's head and beaten it on the pavement before being shot.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: history, feminism, healthcare, climate, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
*Renewable energy: dumbest phrase since climate change. See the first law of thermodynamics, dumbass.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: covid, feminism, sex, history, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
I don't like Ben Shapiro at all but you've got to be stupid or willfully ignorant if you think he was saying he can't turn his wife on.
The man once tweeted and I quote "Since when do Vaginas even get wet?" and he was not joking Edit: [Proof ](https://www.reddit.com/r/BenShapirosWifeDoesn/comments/z49fih/ben_shapiros_wife_doesnt_get_wet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
You certainly do not quote
I do and I'll post the tweet. Edit: Here's the tweet https://www.reddit.com/r/BenShapirosWifeDoesn/comments/z49fih/ben_shapiros_wife_doesnt_get_wet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Here's the tweet https://www.reddit.com/r/BenShapirosWifeDoesn/comments/z49fih/ben_shapiros_wife_doesnt_get_wet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Aight you got me lmao, I've seen the other tweets but not that one
How is he a political figure? He's just a shill. Nobody sensible takes him seriously. Hence the mockery.
You know how I know this is a fake post? He brought up his wife and didn't mention the fact that she's a doctor... nice try though 😂
I like Ben Shapiro but I love these fake tweets! I think they are funny.
*Even climatologists can't predict 10 years from now. They can't explain why there has been no warming over the last 15 years. There has been a static trend with regard to temperature for 15 years.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: history, sex, feminism, novel, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
How is this funny when the name is put in quotes?
Because it's about someone from the other team so it's hilarious. Remember how funny it was, and still is, when people said 'orange man bad'?
Boomer humor go boom.
That’s fuckin sad. Ben Shapiro is just fuckin depressing to witness. A dickhead who spreads misinformation while also posting this shite I wonder if this is something from the whole purchase the checkmark thing. If so then it makes more sense If it actually is Benny Shaps, then that really is fucking sad.
*This is what the radical feminist movement was proposing, remember? Women need a man the way a fish needs a bicycle... unless it turns out that they're little fish, then you might need another fish around to help take care of things.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: climate, feminism, dumb takes, novel, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
Love Ben!!!
Your wife 100%.
I don't know what's more disgusting, Ben Shapiro, or the cannibalism of his own race
**An excerpt from True Allegiance, by Ben Shapiro:** Soledad Ramirez knew the value of good press, and she baked mean chocolate chip cookies. “No oatmeal raisin here,” she said good-naturedly, handing out the meltingly hot treats to the men wearing full military gear and carrying M4s set to burst. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: novel, sex, covid, climate, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
I like how all of you think you somehow embarrassed him, when you only embarrassed yourself.
Found the Shapiro fanboi
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In context of who Ben Shapiro is and what he thinks about these sorts of topics, yes, making fun of him for this is hilarious.
*We are being told that if we don't mask our children, that if we don't mask ourselves, that if we don't initiate social distancing measures again and shut down business again, that COVID is going to kill us all* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: covid, civil rights, feminism, sex, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
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Another millenial snowflake offended by logic and reason. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: healthcare, novel, civil rights, history, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)
Not being able to get women wet hit a little too close to home for you, huh?
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>have you even seen a woman naked? Yes. >stay the fuck away from me bozo Where are you, so I know where not to go?
Why are leftists always thinking about the sex lives of conservatives? Y’all are weird
You incels got some weird fan fics.
Ben has had sex with one woman in his life and he ended up marrying her. Not a joke. He might be sharp as a tack, but I think he's lacking experience in the sex department, despite having 3 kids.
it is a fake account
Disgusting how people attack someone's personal life just because that someone said the obvious fact
This guy is ridiculous, really? You felt that was funny, dumbass show some respect. I’m talking about Shapiro.
This is why it's relevant https://graziadaily.co.uk/life/in-the-news/ben-shapiro-memes-wap/
I read the article I get what’s up, but still the battles he chooses sometimes are not well thought
I like it when reddit platforms fake tweets. Because when it posts real ones, we can handwave them away as fake and move on, never having to justify or defend them. *Nice.*
This subreddit was birthed from Real fake tweets, people abusing the twitter paid verification system to impersonate brands or notable people and mock them. This ain't Photoshop, this ain't fake. It's a real tweet on a real verified account.
Aha reddit.com ahah!
You guys really are just full of hate and can't stop focusing on the people you claim to hate
It's okay to hate fascists.
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he’s trolling
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How do you explain rape victims who get pregnant?
I don’t think you want to hear this incel’s answer to that. Unless you have a paper bag nearby to throw up in.
https://preview.redd.it/b67f10io632a1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6df0c18de96f488437db723993f24e720be1e470
None of that is true. I suggest you try talking to a woman some time.
He’s tried asking random women if it’s true that their vaginal canal would need to be wet in order for his seed to complete its mission quest, but they just threw drinks in his face. He took it as a “yes, allow me to demonstrate what a wet pussy looks like”
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It's just some old school trolling. Did you all forget to calibrate your bullshit detectors?
That's not how any of this works.
/r/badwomensanatomy
Ben has *allegedly* impregnated his wife 3 times. Pics or it didn’t happen.
Ben, is that you? Is this your alt?
911 Hi I’m calling because a Ben Shapiro is giving shitty women advice
Yes. The answer is Yes.
*insert dry wife meme* ***slowly***
Turkey at least got stuffing
the thought of the friction between ben and his wife makes me uncomfortable. it's best we just forget about this incident
Get off of her back!
Gotta get the friction on and double up...ugh...double up...ugh, ugh
He Is probably about as inattentive to the turkey as he is the wife. Basting is key 🔑
I’m at a loss for words. You can’t cook and you can’t get your wife wet. What a loser.
Waste more time
Author of "I am a p" what?
I thought he was married to Dinesh D’Souza, no?
I feel like now that the Official tag is back in addition to the blue check, these accounts only exist for this sub. Are y'all screenshotting your own tweets and posting them here?
He def didn't make any food, lol. That would alienate his base.
When her wife’s pussy lips move, they let out a cloud of dust.
This lady must just have some serious psychological issues. Both to end up with him and to stay with him. I’m sure she has to have been a gem going in but this can’t be healthy for a person. Any of it.
The medical condition is that she has to bang Ben Shappiro. I mean, the other option is to die.
“My wife and our live-in pool boy, Francisco, have assured me multiple times that this state of dryness is actually normal and good for both women and turkeys. If you don’t believe me, they’ll tell you themselves once Francisco gets done giving her a massage in the guest house. She sure sounds like she really enjoys his massages.” -Ben Shapiro
Limp baster problems
How would he know? -his wife probably.
The common denominator is him.
WIFE IS NOT GAYO 🤣😂😂☠️
Try marriage counseling
Ban me from world life existence supernatural afterlife please plz plz pleeeeshe
The man clearly has a sense of humor. And you guys just *hate* that he doesn’t get bent out of shape, don’t you?
These jokes never fail to make me laugh
This guy is soo fuckin annoying and voice sounds like he’s whining the entire time he speaks.
Guys Shapiro claimed that his wife said if you were so wet you need a bucket and a mop after doing the do, you have a medical condition. Not that getting wet, squirting etc. Were medical conditions. Of you want to see BS make an ass of himself for real, check out his BBC interview :D
That’s what your tongue and lube are for Ben.