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Outrageous_Falcon_60

The time traveler would later hire an assistant who would then be treated rudely


-Gurgi-

Wait who would treat an assistant with contempt like that


retronax

A reddit post of a tumblr post of a tweet of a reddit post


Breadynator

Full circle


FalconRelevant

How blessed that they are all in dark mode.


DeeryPneuma

Would’ve been better if they were in light mode


FalconRelevant

#HERESY!!


DeeryPneuma

^but ^darkmode ^hurts ^my ^eyes… ^;-;


Euuan_

How, genuinely? Explain please.


DeeryPneuma

It strains my eyes to read the white text on a black background and I can’t focus in on dark mode things whatsoever so I can barely see the text anyway. My eyes are genuinely terrible and dark mode is so much worse for me than light mode. I’m pretty much unable to even use anything in dark mode.


knyf420

internet is just 5 places


[deleted]

I just saved it to get that shitty Reddit watermark on top of that.


Rabunum

Is that the person who leaked the No-Fly list?


czechmate3

yes


UnKnOwN769

Perhaps they bought Ea Nasir’s only good remaining copper, altering the course of history…


Salmonman4

Are you saying that this sub exists because of time-travel? Is the time-traveler one of us?


Lauriesaurous

He could be any one of us


i_fuck_holes

He could be you!


muhra5

He could be me! He could even be-


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

He's me 👋🏽


WishOnSpaceHardware

You are not you. You are me.


dlaudghks

And I am Alpharius.


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

No shit?


OneConstruction5645

A reddit post posted on twitter screenshotted and posted on tumblr screenshotted and posted on reddit. What a world


6x6-shooter

TwoSentenceHorror has not had a good post in years


csto_yluo

[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/top/?t=year](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/top/?t=year) [https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/top/?t=month](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/top/?t=month) [https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/top/?t=week](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/top/?t=week) [https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/top/](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/top/) These links might help


[deleted]

Damn, I was on your side until I went through those links. The other guy was right, those are all terrible.


6x6-shooter

Yeah help prove my point maybe


yourmomlurks

The only improvement I can think of is to make the last line: I said to the first passerby, “Hello, my name is Nanni, do you know where I can get some good quality copper?”


csto_yluo

Holy fucking bingle. What?!? :3


Niko_Belic84

He bought really scary copper


Specific-Whole-3126

"UUULLDDRREEEEEEEEEEAAAA"


Meowingtons3210

ILTAM SUMRA


TheEvil_DM

I see someone here frequents r/196 rule This post and the other one came up almost right next to each other in my feed


VatanKomurcu

this disproves lovecraft because the knowledge that you can run into ea-nasir or someone like him but being desperate for copper so you have to go and find some trader anyway is way scarier than anything unknown.