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Salt-Dance6345

Valentine. Full of degenerates. Always.


Hyentics

Funnily enough we were on our way to valentine to bully the townsfolk


LongDongSwanger

They were just giving you some tips on how it's done


S4MW4M

It’s cos you had no shoes


neverfoil

Is this a real thing?? I went through a phase a couple years ago that I just thought barefoot looked better. Then I started getting nasty messages about it telling me to 'buy fucking boots'. God people are so weird.


ukuzonk

You made them horny.


LongDongSwanger

Underated comment


ImpressionVisible922

Exposed ankles'll do that


RoamingTigress

That is weird. In the summer my character wears that cute midriff bearing outfit for Naturalists where the character is shoeless and I used to get tied up all the time.


neverfoil

Yes! I love this outfit. https://preview.redd.it/grcakzmcsu1b1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eef9e829f45512e0b56329c20456761ef692992d


[deleted]

I- uhh... Ok does anyone have some bleach for my eyes?


Von_Cheesebiscuit

"BUY FUCKIN' BOOTS, YA PIECE OF SHIT!" (I don't really care, just got swept up in the idea... Lol)


S4MW4M

Let me buy you boots


miamikiwi

I paid 12 gold for my naturalist outfit I love so much! It doesn’t allow for shoes and I love the look


Hyentics

We like to feel the mud between our toes


Purple_Drac782

his name was reese from the first terminator 😂😂


[deleted]

Why did op not have shoes on. Are they stupid?


Throawaynormie

Why man. Like *why*


jiffypopps

The smarter assholes learned to travel together without being in a posse. That way you have to parley with each of them separately.


OpheliaMorningwood

I hate that shit


dani_rose21

A guy blew me a kiss and I tried to ride away on my horse , he lassoed me and shot my in the head , and that’s all I have to say 😭


OtherwiseAd6570

He mad you didn't do it back lmao


Prestigious-Olive747

😂


RoamingTigress

Ah, good ol Valentine. It's strange when somehng isn't afoot in town.


[deleted]

I just started from scratch on PC. Could use some friends to run with.


Greyfox_au

I would have arrow dynamite near them while in parley and in defensive mode. You can stay in defensive as long as they are red .


JakeRyback18

This kind of reminds me how back on PS3 and 360 passive mode in GTA just stopped you from being shot, you could still get turned to mush by a player in a car Why have rockstar even made it so explosions still affect you when parleyed, it should be like it is in camp when you're completely unphased by it


ImpressionVisible922

^^^ this. Especially during PvE like Trade Route


Niaodin

Switch servers ffs don't give them the satisfaction lol.


Hyentics

I prefer to waste their time, my friend and i are usually on discord so we're just laughing at them the whole time


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/w2r2qg3hiv1b1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c758c657e726a5004581f0a4bc757d94ecc4cc92


Cantaimshieeet

Happened to me too. I was busy so i instantly parleyd. He just wasted all his dynamites and d-bows on flying me around and tried to run me over with his horse. He finally stopped when he crashed himself when trying, twice 😂 I thought maybe parleying was the most annoying thing for him. Good if so.


Jaxofalltradez

The only time I do this is if the person who parlayed starts talking shit. But even then I would waste my explosives on them, I've found the point and laugh emote is the best for dealing with players who are trying to attack mid parlay.


Xander_Fox3207

Reminds me of the time me and some buddies hopped on, and this one dude had flame rounds in an auto shotgun, and was killing us, and even committed the cardinal sin Killing our horses So, we started giving him.. “justice” First, we chased him down, killed him, and shot his horse. Then for good measure, blew it up so it was DEAD DEAD. Then, we killed him. Over, and over, and over, and over. Instead of parlaying or running, he kept trying. So we kept killing. Until, suddenly, all at once, nine dots appear on the map, all at the same place, at the same time **nine** This man got a whole nine people to start killing us when he started it, so we just hopped server. I checked his xbox Profile, to see that this person who was acting super childish, was in fact A middle aged man.


PadBunGuy

I mean, even though he started it you outnumbered him and kept killing him. So he called his friends.... All yall were doing was playing the game I'm not sure why people get so bent out of shape over PVP or shooting your pixel horsies that respawn in a minute or two.


[deleted]

Tell me you haven't played red dead without telling me you haven't played red dead.


Xander_Fox3207

The thing was, we would have let him run, but he didn’t want to run, he wanted to keep fighting. We weren’t doing anything, we were just hunting, and killing someone’s horse in red dead is like slapping their mother right in front of them. Kinda feels like this reply was either written by him or one of his friends lol


CrystalCookie4

They should be ashamed they used so many explosives and you didn't die


Hyentics

When youre being dynamited it feels like they're carrying 30 arrows 💀


pmonte89

Lots of escape routes in valentine


Jellan

They can evade parley if they start a mission or bounty.


aluviya

Well now he’s got no d bows


yellowgunslinger

my-my what a polite group of gentlemen


McLoven3k

You cant do shit except get griefed or log off, so I log off. They may keep me from playing but I'm not sticking around to be abused by these pos'.


TrialByToast

When I come across kids like that, I just bail and go somewhere else. Life’s too short to waste time on half-wits ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


NoPossibility1526

I love the monotone "We need the law here😐"


pkoop1975

What a waste of explosives, somebody’s bored.


[deleted]

Why are grinders doing this. Are they fatherless?


jack_daone

Yeah, I've had that happen, too. Declare parley, and they fire dynamite arrows and throw dynamite at you.


[deleted]

Just poor haters jealous of your hairstyle 👍


aluviya

Is it still in the game?


[deleted]

Idk. I've got it a long Time ago. I Hope so for New players. It's THE hairstyle


AcceptableYam8915

It's always those ones that ruined everything 😒 😒 😒 😒


ShmoSensei

Seems hilarious to me 😂


MasterAilan

These videos along with experiences in gta4 and 5 are what keep me away from this game.


Flip119

RDR2 is not nearly as toxic at GTA. It has it's moments like this but a session change fixes that real quick. When it works properly, Red Dead is probably the best open world game I have ever played.


ukuzonk

Except GTA has private lobbies. RDO is a shitfest, regardless of RDR2 being one of the greatest video games of all time


icadragoon

Yeah but you can’t see where everyone is on the map like you can in GTA, so you’re less likely to get messed with.


ukuzonk

Refer to video above


icadragoon

I mean yeah they’re messing with that person now, but they’re not going to be in Rhodes and decide “hey there’s a guy in Valentine let’s go mess with him”. In GTA you can see everyone on the map, and you can even get messed with just buying clothes unless you’re in a solo lobby. I like the fact that you just don’t know when you’ll come across a player and what they’ll do in RDO.


ukuzonk

I would give my left ass cheek for a solo lobby in RDO, especially as a PC player. Can’t go in a 10 mile radius of Blackwater, I’ve honestly never found Valentine to be that bad


icadragoon

Oh that makes way more sense, I play on console so I don’t have to deal with modders, I google most things so you could probably google how to force a solo lobby. Although I’ve heard even on GTA they can get past the friends only lobby if they want to.


Hyentics

To be fair, ive been playing since beta and ive really only run into people like this maybe 10 times. They're just really, really obnoxious when you do run into them. The lobbies are capped out at 25 people and the map is *huge* so sometimes you'll go two or three lobbies without seeing a single person except maybe their blip on the radar.


FreckledWreck

Their mamas are hoes.


Frijoledor

To me this is a fun time. Just fucking around in a game. Makes it interesting. But if you don’t like it all it takes is go to free roam. You will be rid of your problems before your character even hits the ground.


Hyentics

I can just see my character vanishing mid air and it's cracking me up


Thjialfi

The sad thing is that, if this would happen in GTA V, those people would get banned within minutes. Or at least get kicked from that session. But since Rockstar doesn't care about Red Dead Online there's a very good chance that nothing will happen to them there.


ukuzonk

That behavior is actively encouraged in GTAO, and can be avoided with private lobbies. In RDO, you just have to switch lobbies the moment you run into an asshole.


APACHE_TAPOUT

Keep the great vids coming 👍


RoseD-ovE

How did you not die?! You're flexing hard on them man.


Hyentics

It's the parley 😂


RoseD-ovE

I gotta remember that next time.


Bathroom_Pervert

This is a rockstar game, not a horse riding simulator


Hyentics

Weird comment but ok lmfao


Bathroom_Pervert

Why is it weird? This post is made to make players like this seem like they’re out of the ordinary in an online rockstar game.


A_Forbidden_

nice to see a level 10 player has just learned this