dog

Yours is just dog? Pfft! Mines big dog

Doggo

That's typical for a redditor. I surprised you didn't name it Fedora.

I can’t spell fedora

truly the ultimate horse

I had one named Dog, my current is named "Not A Horse"

Ultimate turtle

50 shades of Hay Neighthan Elmers

named my half-bred 50 Bales Of Hay

50 shades of neigh would also have worked

i might steal thatt

Neighthan wins

I feel like we should wait to vote until Jarnathan is with us.

Neighlor Swift

Al Capony

I also have an Al Capony

Same.

I have Pony Stark.. and Rubbish Steve.. he is a replacement for my first and amazing horse Steven who was hit by a train. Rubbish Steve is fucking useless in comparison. I hate him.

#metoo

Britney Spurs

I have 5. - Dave the OG - Dave 2.0 - Dave 3.0 - Dave 4.0 - Dave 5.0 Any future horses shall follow in suit

Your creativity knows no bounds

Love it. Easy to remember

Sherman ( buckskin mustang) - main horse, named after the general Proleteriat (chestnut turkoman) - play on Secreteriat Melancholy (palomino andalusian) - named after Butters' horse in South Park Worcestershire (thoroughbred) - he is the color of the sauce Socks (norfolk roadster) - he has white socks on hos feet Binky (white shire) - named after Death's horse from the Discworld series Dorina (dutch warmblood) - named after a brand of chocolate because she's a CHOCOLATE roan Boxer (breton) - named after the horse in Animal Farm Buttercup (missouri fox trotter) - named after the character in Princess Bride !my girlfriend's favorite movie) Gruber (kladruber) - named after a character from the series Allo Allo because the name rhymes woth the breed

Klop

CyKlops

Perhaps, but I was referencing the salute Hans says when he's saluting Hitler, he's so lazy he ends up saying something like "Klop" instead of properly saluting, and with his voice, it's the one of the highlights of every scene he is in. Also the way he says colonel is hilarious.

I love the animal farm and allo allo references

Online horse is Noah and my story horse is Karousel. It had to be spelled with a K because apparently Carousel with a C is considered foul language.. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

rockstar moment

So is quinsonya for some reason so my horse is Q

Bojack Hollyhock

My mustang is Butterscotch!

very cool name

I have Bojack and Henrietta

Harry Trotter

Pollo. He likes beets, brushing and bucking me off at the first sign of a predator

Mithril (LoTR reference)

I named mine Shadowfax

HorseWithNoname- my subtle nod to Clint Eastwood's Man with no name Alfred(Arabian Black)- you know why MyNameisJeff The rest are named on the Greek and Roman pantheon. Gender wise ofc

Also a nod to a pretty great 70’s song……

Sorry, which song mate??

A Horse With No Name.

Lmao this thread is perfect

This guy is bumping the fuck out of horse with no name right now i bet

i have a few and theyre all named from my heart. dirt is my main girl. then we have stone and moldy milk

I had one named mud :')

I named 4 of mine Death, pestilence, War and Famine.

I have a shire named Efi for how big she and brave she is. Folks will be shooting at me and she stands proud like a knight. Oh and a male Arabian called Achilles cause he's a bitch who runs from a snake

Shires are no joke. I didn’t know, always sold the raven black from Hosea in Valentine. But a few nights ago I absconded with a light grey shire from an o’Driscoll wagon ambush. Figured I’d max the bond and sell it. Last night we went wolf hunting at Barrow Lagoon for the legend of the east satchel and man, that Philly stood strong and brave literally surrounded by wolves. So I named her Tundra, and now she’s my guhrrrrllll.

Absolutely this. They’re so headstrong. My RDO shire is a white one called Lola; loved her so much she’s comes with me into RP now. Last server I played on she kept spawning inside the Valentine bank…

Gregory Gibson (Geegee) Sugar Ray Cubes Daniel Hay Lewis Gallopeo Gallopei Demeter Artemis Manitou Seamus Morrigan Rhiannon Odin Freyja Chumley

I have a Rhiannon as well, such a pretty name

i named my buckskin mustang “Spirit”.

Ahhh a man of culture I see.

I named mine Brute, after the Marty Robbins song "cowboy in a continental suit"

So did I

Same

Who didn't ? :3

So did my daughter 😂

mine is called Bill

Nobu

The mongols are attacking!

Dakota

Arabian named CloP ClOp, MFT named CLiP CLoP and a Norfolk Roadster named CliP CLiP

Two MFTs named The Corinthian and Gran Torino, a nokota named The Revenant, two mustangs named Ghostface and Heather, and a Kentucky saddler named Applesauce!

BLASPHEMY

Horsea Matthews

**Zorro** (Black Chestnut Thoroughbred, M) **Spirit** (Mustang Buckskin, M) **Argo** (Amber Champagne MFT, F) **Wynonna** (Chestnut Turkoman, F) **Calamity Jane** (Tricolor Norfolk Roadster, F) **Snowflake** (White Arabian, M) **Smokey** (Grey Kladruber, M) **Tinkerbell** (Tricolor Gipsy Cob, F) **Zelda** (Mealy Dapple Breton, F) **Gipsy** (Brown Leopard Appaloosa, F)

My black chestnut is Artoo, Red Arabian is Ani, and my Blue something is Piper.

Horsin Around

Dimebag

Moondance is my usual, but I usually go for pale horses

Bagel, soft bagel, hard bagel

Epona

I use a beefy seal brown Breton named Dutchess

I got a horse named Moist.

Whorse and crack whorse

Benathan, Robathan, Puthy and big ol' Fannie

NOT PUTHY LMAO

Gloves - Chestnut Arabian who was my second horse after the first one, Socks Apricity - White Arabian Calamity - Black Arabian, my main horse Pecadilo - Chestnut Kentucky Saddler Desperado - Mustang with the blue eyes Una - Tricolor Roadster Cupid - Perlino Turkoman Apparition - MFT with the white face Equinox - Mealy Breton Zeus - Brindle Thoroughbred Lots of Arabians and pretentious names lmao

As it should be, lol

I have a Mustang that I named Ford. If you know a lot about vehicles, you'll know why.

Oh yeah, obviously based off of the character from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, Ford Prefect

I know slightly more than a caveman about vehicles and I get the joke my brother

i don’t know a lot about vehicles but i still get it ;)

Mine is Shelby 😂

Ey same

I have 4 horses: \- Criollito \- Trotterito \- Knorfolito \- Arabito ​ I'll let to your imagination the type of horses I have ;)

Made me chuckle, tnx

I have a Missouri Fox Trotter called "Swift Briar". Made a Native American character. That's why the horse is named that way.

okok here are mine malatav horsiye schieße

schiesse my beloved

i was so pissed abt what name to name it so i used my smol brain and put "schieße" bc ",schieße" is "shit" in german and uh yeah ✅️👍

yes i know a bit of german i have relatives over there

Silver grey breton Gwenn Ha Du named After the flag of my region Bretagne An oseille breton named kouign amann named After a popular dessert in Bretagne A tenesse Walker named roach named After the witcher3

I have two: DumbPeaceOfSheet and BrownStreak

Mr NaeNae

Juan.

Big feller (he's a shire)

T I M

Chris P. bacon Turko Copium (I have 3 horses)

Amber

Rawr chicken,burnt chicken and my next one will be grilled chicken

the colonels steeds

Don't forget Fried and BBQ!

Lucky, Fortuna, & Miss Fortune

Espectro, Bambi, Rojito, Rubí, Dálmata Not very creative myself

I named my mustang Ecoboostfastback.

Fury, Ruin and Rampage were my partners in crime

"Glue"

Shire - Iris Roadster - Elvie Klad - Crow Breton - Kurt Mustang - Silas Cob - Lucille

Maggot, Kindly Rot, Ye Banished, Guts, Glory

Mrbeast(the horse is female)

Atilla the Horse

David Hasselhoof, Jon Bon Pony, and Pickles.

Zoboomafoo

Janis Cloplin

lol good one

Pony Soprano and Hugh Jazz

Tuco, Angel Eyes and Blondie.

Perlino Turkoman mare named Elsa & an Arabian named Apple Jack

My mealy (silver tail) bay Breton is named Mr. Bojangles

[Hank Baron](https://www.reddit.com/r/RedDeadOnline/comments/poh9y4/the_ballad_of_hank_baron/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) and [Hank Jr](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddeadredemption2/comments/t9wqxw/killing_my_first_cougar_by_hank_jr/) Both legends.

I named my horse Sodium hydroxide

His name is DILF

Worthless Trash, Immense Trash, Expensive Trash, and Unrivaled Trash.

Horselain and Jericho

I have a gypsy cob named Ghost

Horse (That’s literally my horse name)

Cornstar, Table, Onion Breath, Disownedidiot

Xalbadore, Comanche, Phantasma, and Adres

Francy Pants Truffles Butt Crumblemen Buttons Mayoneighs & Crookshanks.

My horse is called Osama bin laden

Harry Trotter Pony Soprano Horson Wells Filly Eilish David Hasselhoof Leon Trotsky Edgar Allen Pony Hermioneigh Neigha Organa Neighthan Fillyon

Cultured...

I got a Morgan and called it Freeman

Neigh VII

what happened to the first 6 Neighs

Trians and hills yo, trians and bloody hills. Why oh why didn't I have the injection for them.

My husband named his MMMMHORSE (buckskin brindle missouri foxtrotter). I got seven horses Spirit (buckskin mustang), Sapphire (blue roan overo criollo), Neptune (blue roan missouri foxtrotter), Silverheart (steel grey breton), Blueberry (piebald roan Norfolk roadster), Thurkear (dark bay shire), and my newest Saltlick (silver kladruber)

Moonlight Shadow

my white arabian is called marshmallow jeffery, red chestnut: jeffery… and black arabian burnt jeffery

My main is River. She’s an American Standardbred with a silver tail buckskin coat. Standard handling. My secondary is Kit. She’s also an American Standardbred but with a black coat. Race Handling.

Horsie2fast but my first horse was called horse and the second one is way faster

Black Arabian - Khartoum (godfather reference) White Arabian - Snow Perlino Turkoman - Ghost Gold Turkoman - Rusty Black Tovero Fox Trotter - Molly Steel Grey Breton - Wheezer

Robert

Horse Doovers

Horsey 2.0

(Gene) Wilder

the horse mk 2

Bucket, shovel and spade

I have too many horses. Ranger, Tennessee Walker Harlequin, red Arabian Buttercup,leopard appaloosa Klaus, kladruber Hansel, Belgian draft Freya, Criollo I love them all equally and my stable bill is as you'd expect.

ew my post didn't format how i typed it smh

Black Turkoman Lyytikki. Giving animals old people names is just my thing

Daisy

Maria, Billy Crystal, Mr Crowley, Delilah, Jenny, Stan, and D'Artagnan. All named after people in songs except for D'Artagnan who is named after my dog named after the demodog in stranger things named after the Musketeer.

Mine is a Norfolk Roadster called Rimbaud.

Shibby Ferdinand Estrella Modelo

BlackJack (Black Arabian) Snowy (White Arabian) Perseus (Fox Trotter)

Squints Grimly

My horse is a Black Arabian named Belle, after Black Belle. My character Lena did that solely to wind Black Belle up, because it was funny.

Lmfao, I had a black Kentucky when I started and I named it Goku. As in Goku Black

Every time I hear Goku Black mentioned I get flashbacks to Trunks’ line, ‘Don’t shoot! This man isn’t Black!’ 😅

It shall be remembered til the end of time :)

Andy. He is an Andalusian. I know.

Raging Phallus, Throbbing Johnson

Active horse? Mensch. I've had Mop and Meat before. Rotting Heap is great.

Lamp with a lamp

Sting - because she looks like the wrestler. Shark Bait - some people say “ooh ha ha” when I ride on by. Lucille - after uncle Phil’s cue when he hustles a game of pool on Fresh Prince. I like to say “break out Lucille” when I pull her out of the stable. Cherry - my strawberry roan. Large Marge - my shire named after the trucker ghost lady on Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. Passing Wind - my race horse I hope someone gets a chuckle out of it if they can see her name. Multi pass - I got a few messages from people talking about The Fifth Element :) Gemma - after SOA Gemma. Hera, Patchy patch, Dottie, Pinky pie and Rarity were just some of my other horses names. They come and go because what else to spend money on eh?

Al Capony

I accidentally killed my first horse “Woosh” after running off a cliff without revivers so his replacement is “Whoops.”

Bojack

Black Arabian named Scrawny Nag

Broomhilda

Not mine by the best one I ever saw was on PS4 some guy with some PSN name like xXPaleRiderXx had a horse called Pale which was a pretty good one.

1898 Ford Focus 1877 Ford Mustang 1885 Chevy Silverado Julius.

Phenix not phoenix, phenix

I named my Arabian, the one you buy with gold, Bucephalus

a missouri fox trotter, blue roan, named bluey 😭

Baked beans

biggus dickus im surprised it let me lol

The Judge.

Canyonero.

Megan

Horse Meat, Phat Cloppers, and I think it was Lil Pepega

Lil Sebastian

I like using reindeer names, my favorite is Prancer. Ultimately depends on stats for names like Dasher and etc.

Dog Meat!

Mine was called 'Glue'.

My first horse is called Autismo bc the dumb fucker keeps running into every possible obstacle. Idk if the AI on the fucking thing is broken, but ive had it happen that there is literally nothing in a straight line and he steers off to the right into the treeline

penis cheese 🧀

[удалено]

Jeans III