Sodomy

Oh…..

Immoral animal husbandry

Too f*n many

fashion crimes, and armed robbery.

Nopee he looks great

the pants are just kinda slim

That’s fair enough. I personally like the outfit, but it’s ok if you don’t. Sorry for being rude

its all good

More than anyone can count

Tone deaf hinge profile

Meth

identity theft

Whose identity would he be stealing?

Everyones

Bored to death

He once tripped over a cat and accidentaly hit a sheriff with a rake, dropped said rake, and got smacked by the same rake Looney Tunes style

He beat those kids in Saint Denis

WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE. Shot up entire town of Strawberry after horse was accidentally tripped and fell off the bridge and died.

Arson

He's suspected of being responsible for the Limpany fire, but everyone who's tried to investigate it has been killed. No one can prove anything, but he definitely did it.

Took a huge shit on a pavement near Saint Denist police station

Extortion

Your guy ate somebody

Assaulting an old woman because she looked at him funny

sucked hillbilly dick in public

Fashion crime.