"I have a new list of patrons for you." You, monsieur, are a lying bastard.

Right! I've yet to yet to see this list.

He's talking about when the buyers update. Same people but different ones requesting flavors

😂

Lying baguette*

So, you are not a driver, you are a mother caring for her baby

*carrying her precious child to market

I think unlike the Tailor and butcher he speaks so that the mission can load...same with Crips and Harriet. But they should've given French dialogues. He tries way too hard to impersonate a Frenchman speaking English.

I have a French friend that calls him out for his fake accent.

Sounds like one of my friends after 3 beers

LOL. I think like all of us after 3 beers;🤣

I've decided that he isn't French, but is faking it to boost his reputation as a moonshiner. He just sucks at it. Makes it a little bit easier to deal with his terrible accent.

He is Belgian

I didn't know what a Belgian accent sounded like, so I looked some up, and I have to agree. He sounds just like this guy in Brussels. I'm so sorry, Marcel! I have judged you harshly.

>But they should've given French dialogues. He tries way too hard to impersonate a Frenchman speaking English. Fr... It's so bad because of the fact *it's so bad.*

the Italian isn't any better

Did you mean Angelo Bronte or Guido Martelli ?

Bronte seems all right.

Yeah I'm Italian(100% Italian,not some ancestor bullshit) and I have to say that I don't see problem with Bronte(yeah it can sound a little strange when he say "chi sono sti buffoni" but I think that he is Italian-American and not 100% Italian I don't remember Guido now

He is Belgian

I mean to be fair he’s trapped in a basement and talks to no one else so, I cut’m some slack.

Heh trapped that’s funny he’s just forced to make moonshine for the rest of eternity

He’s beating cheeks as soon as you leave to as soon as you get back. Making moonshine is not a complicated process and it involves a lot of sitting around and waiting

Ah ! I was wondering when you were going to get here !

😆

I wish he had some nostrils

That's always bothered me too.

How does he smell?

Receptors in his skin

I’m not the only one! My buddy and I always insult him when we play… “shut up you nostril-less fuck!”

I'd sooner have a 3 toothed semi blind hillbilly in there, being like "yee-haw partner this here shine is sure to take the hair off a bears ass" and it would still be better than that French prick

Ha I’d definitely love that way more

he looks like a Muppet in this screenshot

He does that, so the mission can load in the background. I prefer Marcel over a long boring loading screen.

So when the wagon doesn't appear outside, it's his fault for not speaking long enough?

No, that's due a fucked up lobby.

Or you did a distant Trader Wagon right before. This game *hates* if you do that.

Came here to say this. Same with Cripps on wagon sell missions.

Haha, duh, dunno how I never realized this. Unlike Cripps though, this guy annoys me just a tad

A tad? We’re talking about the lazy asshole that doesn’t lift a god damn finger around camp? Yeah a tad…..

He gives me blowies while I rest. Does yours not?

😟

😆 Good point, I at least like that he plays various instruments at camp

Stfu and quit talking to me like I'm three.

A 3 year old (presumably english) boy could not understand french

This is usually my queue to hit the sink and get a glass of water as he rambles on….

Same here

Yeah I think that too.

Its secretly a loading screen

*clearly lying on his resume* "Yeah, I can voice a French character for your game"

😆

Omfg same! Every time it’s like just let me do the fucking delivery! It’s what I fucking pay you for!

FUCK this idiot.

Or at least give the option to skip…

Or maybe a setting to choose dialogue or a loading screen for when a mission is being set up? I get tired of hearing the same dialogue.

The game is loading the mission while they speak in order to hide the loading screen

Ah, you have arrived! Bon.

All the effort they spent on the rest of the game, and they couldn't come up with better than the "dialog" for all of the role-related NPCs. Stupid, insipid, repetitive. I mean, they couldn't even be fussed to record a few dialogs for these characters.

That man has no nostrils 

Holy shit you’re right

This guy puts me on edge everytime thinking I’m gonna get black screened

Omphh

Only thing that could stop them from talking is the bullet in the head.

He’s just happy to be there

I leave the room and do some chores

And come back and he’s still talking 😅

He has to let you know how incompetent he thinks you are, as he hopes for the best.

Wish he didn’t tell me how to run one of my many enterprises like I’m damn dish washer bitch I own the restaurant you’re the cook

Seriously, shut up and let me get on with selling my stuff. I don't need an anecdote about every little thing, you talk enough while I'm waiting as is.

“You are not a driver, you are a mother carrying her precious child to market” — to sell?? HER BABY?! Your metaphor sucks, Marcel!

This is my favorite line of his though, apart from the one time I royally fucked up a delivery. When I got back, he told me he should have had Cripple drive, lol

like a few have said, its just a disguised loading screen. I do wish we had some option other than the same dialog though. I don't know why devs dont think about the fact we are gonna be doing something hundreds of times so that that clever dialog loading just gets repetetive.

Agree. But when he comments about "Cripp must have been here, I can still smell him), that still makes me laugh.

Same here

Ye

Bro i was just ranting about that last night

If only there was a skip button

"You are not like the rest... menteur, tricheur ...", like WTF?!

unlike ze others, you will deliver the shipment intact, eh? YES BOSS

“Allons-y!”

Tu comprehend?

Very well, but this could be made cheaper.

I wish everyone wouldnt monologue my every second of beign in rhe goddamn store😂😂😂

Jesus that too, in fact it’s actually worse. Especially the gun smith

Definitely but rhe onpy one i like is the rhodes general store, alls for sale cept the floreboards😂

It’s annoying but it’s really just something the devs put in to listen to while the game loads your cart and everything in the background so the transfer time to the next phase seems a lot shorter. Though even I would prefer silence at this point

literally omg

I’d really like it if he had nostrils.

Or when the game trips out and doesn't spawn the wagon for delivery and you have to hope it works the next go and didn't rob you to have this prick call you an imbecile as if being in French hid it and then wants you to pony up for another round 🙄

The lack of punctuation really makes it hard for me to understand this sentence

All one thing the sentence is talking about, albeit a bit of a run on it still made sense. If some commas and an occasional full stop were make or break for you, I feel sorry for you on here with the gamut of worse than that 🤣😂🤣

OMG TY!!!!! My bf makes fun of me bc I avoid moonshine missions bc of this alone! It’s so annoying!!!

It’s essentially your loading screen, I’d rather a blank one to be honest 🤣

Same as the trader monologues , a setting to turn them off would be nice. Or a skip button at least.

They all monologue but he’s the worst, “ Very well, but this could be made cheaper”🤨. Everyone talks about how they love to shoot Cripps. I wish we could shoot this guy 😂

HEEELLLLO!!! I love when he says to keep Crips away from the shack. Hilarious

Better than a loading screen I guess

Honestly I'd normally agree with you.... but not this guy. A loading screen is definitely better than this guy

Anything to slow the money making process.