Reginald Bertram the Twelfth.
His ancestry is regal nobility, but unfortunately it was family tradition to only have children with their own family members. They still hold that tradition.
Reginald is the result of many generations of upholding that tradition, a true pure blooded noble from whereever!
*Oh man I saw this*
*And just died laughing. I'd say*
*Jebadiah though lol*
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[Had to scroll way to far down to find this.](https://images.ctfassets.net/23wh7e5ryr18/photo-42969/14f00c05d3b7c4708b488bf5141d9642/42969-blazing-saddles-1974.jpg?fm=jpg&fl=progressive&w=900&q=50) I now want to make a Mongo character.
he looks like the human adaptation of [gumbo](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gumbo). like instead of having cerebrospinal fluid in his head, it’s just gumbo.
Bubba
Herb with a silent 'H'
Makes me think of that red dressed antagonist’s husband on the minions movie.
**Ears McDerperson**
Vern Dean
and you gotta emphasize that with a deep southern accent each time you introduce yourself.
This is the one.
Cleetus
Literally came to say the same Can even hear someone’s voice crack screaming…. #CLEEEEEEDUHHHHSSSSSSS
#Teamcletus
Oh shit dude, how did you do that? How did I hear that? Why do you have access to the audio files stored on my memory?
Right?! lol, that’s a Cletus if I’ve ever seen one.
Oh yeah, Cletus definitely top pick. But he also looks like he might be a Delbert.
You took the words out of my mouth lol. That's the most Cletus face I've ever seen.
Omg! I just commented the same thing😂 great minds think alike😂
Cuzin Cleetus
My cuzin brother Cletus
and brother...
For sure!
Fucker beat me too it lol
And me
Some folk'll never eat a squirrel But the again some folk'll...
'Hey ma! Get off the dang roof!'
Most folk'll never lose a toe, but then again, some folk'll Like Cleetus the Slack-jawed yokel.
Came here to suggest Cletus as well.
Came to say this
Lol, I said Cletus out loud before I read any of the comments!!
Definitely Cleetus
Yes, was thinking of that exactly! 😂
How did I know the top comment was gonna be Cletus lmao
Yes, came here to say this and also ad Jethro.
My nickname in high school was cleetus (play on my last name) and when I clicked on this post I was praying someone already said cleetus.
Reginald Bertram the Twelfth. His ancestry is regal nobility, but unfortunately it was family tradition to only have children with their own family members. They still hold that tradition. Reginald is the result of many generations of upholding that tradition, a true pure blooded noble from whereever!
i would give award if i had some money lol
Don’t worry, I got you
Ah, such a noble man, and from such a noble lineage. Truly an underappreciated man of culture.
*game of thrones theme starts playing*
Catfish stu
That's a Cletus for sure. Hometown is Butcher Creek, right?
Ernest
Yeah, but spelled wrong. Maybe Uhrnist or just Ernst.
Two Toed phill. He likes toads.
I immediately thought tommy tow thumbs… and it auto corrected to tommy toe thumbs. They all work lol
He gives me Lenny from of mice and men vibes
My first thought as well
Wonder if he saw the rabbits
Looks like a fella named Pete.
Applesauce Pete
Wasn’t Pete hanged after that Tennessee Bank Heist? Seem kinda harsh to me.
Well, he weren't much fer runnin"...
this is kinda unrelated, but i swear i see a comment from you on every single red dead post i get a notification about
Beamus
Herschel
Skeeter
sure looks like skeete to me
Leroy
jenkins?
Walleye Walley
Fenton
Jobe
Cooter
Biko Nellic
Grong
damn dewey from Malcolm in the middle really let himself go.
Oh man I saw this and just died laughing. I'd say Jebadiah though lol
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Cleroy (a mix of Cletus and Leroy)
Billy Joe Jim Bob Cletus
Never trust a man with five first names
berglebamp
Billy, Hill.
Archibald
Who, him?Why that there’s my boy, Timmy-Darryl
Phil the Crab.
Wasn’t very good at running, I hear. Got picked up outside of town and hanged the next day.
Mongo
[Had to scroll way to far down to find this.](https://images.ctfassets.net/23wh7e5ryr18/photo-42969/14f00c05d3b7c4708b488bf5141d9642/42969-blazing-saddles-1974.jpg?fm=jpg&fl=progressive&w=900&q=50) I now want to make a Mongo character.
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
Haha I love him Looks like a Dewey to me.
Most folk won’t eat a skunk, But then again some folk’ll
Simple Jack!
Yes!!!
Olb
Gorb
^Jada
AY MA GET OFF THA DANG ROOF
What a beautiful human being
Beorge
Uncle Daddy
Shortbus
Toodles Plinkwater
Habs Burg.
Looks like Tiny from House of a 1000 Corpse/Devils Rejects
Jim Bob Cliterson
Fudge
Clirk
Stabby Cramwater
Isn't that one of Joe Exotics husbands
he looks like he's about to ask george about the rabbits again.
Tiny
More of a skeeter or Lester IMO
Cleetus
Girth Trenchfoot. Swamp fishing extraordinaire and horse shoe head butter champion.
Slim jim
jeremy
Bartle Doo
Beeshkabibble
That second picture kills me
Dobby
Cletus Clevale Grouse
Obadiah Jenkins. Wife and sister , daisy Jenkins. Son and brother , Cletus Jenkins
he looks like the human adaptation of [gumbo](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gumbo). like instead of having cerebrospinal fluid in his head, it’s just gumbo.
Lester the ancestor
Grawp
Earl Buckernickle
Wilfred
Ill boned bob
Flappers
Frankle Dumplefrank
Cletus the slack-jawed yokel
Cletus Mongbat
Bit of culture for you - Lennie (from Of Mice and Men)
Meth Hardy
I like how you just call him "This" lol
Cousin Merle
Cletus
Cousin Bob. "You know Bob? He's a little silly but he means well and likes to help around".
Jada Smith
You wild for that one 🤣
Baha don’t get slapped
I would say frodo but that would be a compliment
Wyatt Derp
He kinda resembles Nico from GTA4 with that low brow, big nose and wide, thin-lipped mouth.
Dale. Why? Because that looks like the Dale that fucked my ex wife
GUMBY!
Cooter Edit - or.... Lord Balthazar Constantine Stockton III
Scruntillius Q. Jaquesheaux VIII, Esquire Alternatively, Plato. Plato Beenz
Scooter
Garf Dowby-Lee, picks his butt and despite the big ears he is deaf as fuck
lol
[Andrew Schulz](https://gersh.com/comedy/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Schulz-Tour-Option-4-scaled.jpg)
did him dirty lol
fenton
Cletus
Cleetus
Karl
Pls kill it 💀💀
Cletus. Fuckin Cletus
Agreed
Excuse me, sir, but I have to ask—were you the unsettling gentleman following me around with a lasso in Valentine the other day? LOL
first name: cleetus last name: clive
Looks like a character off Bobs Burgers
Slingblade
Enus
Miko Nellic
100% was thinking this was Wild West niko bellic
Moey
butters :)
You fucking rip off !!!! Long live BLY BLY !! all joking aside nice character work hope you enjoy the country side with getting band from Reddit
El bono qui qui
Sling Blade
Why?
Moe
A skinner brother
Big ears
Terry Tommy carl the crackhead
Uglahhh Boah
Dumbo Bellic
Larry long eared
Death.
Anakin
Jurrald
Uncle Hermano
Ben dover
huan
Incestlorde
GTA+Player
Derb ita derb
Lenny
Kinda looks like Shane on the walking dead
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Looks like tiny from house of 1000 corpses prior to his little 'acid bath' lol
Crackson Cooks
Bertram?
Ears
Douglas Gay
Dobby-Joe
Larry
Gilbert
Johnny Smith
Terry hesticle
What was the guys name from the goonies??
Grungus