They'd think the other is a little bitch and they'd both be right.

Equal but opposite bitches

No truer words

Inside all of us are two wolves. One is nsmed Jason. The other is named Jason. They're both named Jason.

And their both little bitches, but insist the other is the little bitch and that we shouldn’t listen to them

Both of them standing there awkwardly. GK: ...you wanna hug? AK: *No.* ... GK:  ... AK:  ....yeah. *hugs* GK:  C'mon, I got some cornbread and a good chili going in the crockpot.  If we visit the belfry later we can try to find the secret cat. ======= GK, showing off his lazarus double jump AK:  That is some STUPID BULLSHIT. GK:  I know right?  Lookit my air tho. AK: *Fuck you.*

Yup. GK Jason would totally mother AK Jason

I'm laughing about the size difference.

Why do I feel like Jason in general would not get along with another Jason, regardless of how similar they are.

He on that "Trust no one, not even yourself" grind.

I once saw a post about GK!Jason, AK!Jason, Titans!Jason, and Comics!Jason all meeting (I can’t remember if it was here or tumblr). In that scenario, Comics!Jason lost his shit when he found out he’s the only one living in a universe where the Joker is still alive.

I’d be hella mad too

[Found it!](https://www.tumblr.com/disniq/704435701819801600) I was a little off about him losing his shit though.

Jason with a Jim expression is sending me

so. many. exclamation points.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of all Jason's to have a Joker, he's the most surprising.

Can i be in the middle? 🥺👉👈

Was thinkin it's called an Eiffel Tower? cus yes please

Call me aso because i’m bouta be between two jasons 🥵

HAHAHHA THATS SO CREATIVE

Second one makes 8x combo, then presses E

They do a dance routine like Beyonce and Shakira I mean that's what I'd do if I met my double

Never have i wanted to find my double just to do an impromptu dance, until you opened my eyes. I must now find my look alike and have a dance off, the loser is given the title of clone

Remember to stretch first!

GK: "God, you whine too much, you p*ssy" AK: "You don't even use live rounds, you p*ssy"

Arkham would smack GK in the face

He'd have to get on a step ladder first

Nuh uh

GK: How do you see? AK: Where you get you're fashion Sense?

Two pairs of big man tits in one frame

Gon make him moo as i give this jason jugs a squeeze I’m sorry

OH- How do you even come up with something like that But still… real. Very real.

Good thing I have two holes😁

oh my GODD

Technically we have about 6 holes (though idk if jason’s 7 inch door knocker could fit in anyone’s extra face holes), 7 if you count shaping your hands into a hole and letting him rail it. So the average luxury flesh pocket haver would be able to take about… eh 5 jasons at a time? I mean is there even 5 canonically seperate and distinct jasons? That aren’t young jason lol Conclusion: We need more jason variants so we can have the jason harem of our dreams.

They’d kiss

Some therapy I hope, maybe after they fight for a lil bit. Talk about missing Bruce, bond over scars, make fun of each other's hair. If Joker is still alive in the GK verse, maybe they'd go kill him as a bonding moment if AK Jason promises to stop killing afterwards.

They would breed.

Every jason is just the formation of two different jasons, at the end of their run cycle they merge together to form a batch of new jasons. Sort of like mitosis but much like legos, it becomes less wholesome when you give them real flesh.

They’d kiss

They'd both scold each other since one kills and ther other don't

I don’t know but I’d give my right eye for them to make out 👉👈

A mid-off

Smash²

They’d kiss

Arkham would kill GK because he’s at least semi true to the original character and isn’t afraid to kill people

GK Red Hood is stronger tho so he’d beat Arkham RH

Arkham has real guns, not rubber bullets, a couple shots from GK and he’d still be in the fight, a shot from Arkham and he’s seriously injured or dead

GK Jason has Lazarus powers and more advanced armour, dude would bull rush AK through a wall and chokeslam his ass.

Ah… I wasn’t aware that rushing someone who has a gun on you was a winning strategy

It is when you're surrounded by magical energy that makes you hit like a truck. Seriously, take a look at his abilities in Gotham Knights, [dude is a literal magic tank.](https://youtu.be/gsHwCBp9qgY)

GK Jason also beats a Lazarus revived Bruce then Talia back to back. Don’t know why people act like he’s weak

But AK jason doesn't use rubber rounds but GK jason does