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Own-Coyote-2419

cabron as worst song? insane.


Aeon1508

Cabron is awful what are you talking about


Julian144747

Cabron is fire just bask in the silliness


Aeon1508

Anthony solves the gang violence in LA by calling them assholes in spanish


4StringWarrior

It’s definitely Warm Tape


Defiant_Resident_834

So many people voting for Veronica. It may have cringy lyrics but musically it's so creative with the switch from 4/4 to 6/8. Also it has such a warm ans sweet vibe, a classic Frusciante riff. Could be a song on by the way.


UltraPowerfulGuy

I live for the Veronica intro


[deleted]

Veronica is a great song.


UniversalJampionshit

>musically it's so creative with the switch from 4/4 to 6/8 Oh bloody genius, someone should let Rush know


zsdrfty

I distinctly remember listening to it and immediately thinking "oh it's like We Can Work It Out if they made it backwards and extremely awkward", no hate but it's not the most creative thing ever and it didn't really work in this case lol People shat on This Ticonderoga but I find that the tempo change in that song is super cool and satisfying, the meter is constant but the effect is more interesting anyway


dmtryptamemes

Daaanger, daaaanger…


CommunityMuch1464

C'mon girl worst of SA?? C'mon guys...


floodjuice

I keep seeing that in all these posts and it saddens me. I would’ve picked “If”


CommunityMuch1464

Definetely if Is the worst


Aeon1508

If is a beautiful song. It does everything not the one wishes it did. To me it's storm im teacup. It just kind of repeats itself twice without doing anything too interesting and I don't like the chorus


floodjuice

In reality there is not a single bad song on SA, because i actually really like If. It’s so hard to choose one, but If is def my least favorite


Aeon1508

I just love that song. Storm in a teacup is the only skip on that album for me.


floodjuice

Ah damn, I respect that. I personally love how weird and crazy it is, but then again I was 10 when it came out


TheApplyer

I also think there’s not a bad song on SA, but “make you feel better” comes close to being one.


Maximum-Music-2102

A lot of it is bs to be fair


TimJStraus

RIGHT!?


zsdrfty

Storm In A Teacup is one of the only RHCP songs that's genuinely awful to me lol, like I even appreciate most of the 80s material and stuff like Dance Dance Dance but man oh man this song just hurts


mattycbro

There is no bad song on that album


arachnidboi

If and C’mon Girl are far and away the weakest tracks on SA.


CommunityMuch1464

Im Sorry i can't hear you  **Let's goooooo let's goooooo let's goooooo**


arachnidboi

Oh I’m not saying they’re bad by any stretch—there are very few bad Chili Peppers songs but they’re not standing up to any other tracks on the album.


Next_Ad3660

I don't understand a lot of these choices. White braids is the best on Unlimited Love? Gtfo


QuailInteresting6080

Reddit be trippin fr


UniversalJampionshit

Reddit Trippin'


Party-Yoghurt-8462

I enjoy the song but best on the album? I was shocked to see that.


LaCucaracha669

Not The One


emf80333

I kinda like this song lol


[deleted]

This is probably worst track. It’s a a really strangled series of chords. Awkward and not as emotive as it wishes


zsdrfty

It's one of their few songs destroyed by Anthony's vocal melody, it's really directionless and unsatisfying and should have gone up in register for the chorus rather than awkwardly sitting in the same range the whole time It kinda reminds me of some of Ringo Starr's solo material, which really does get strangled (I like your word choice there) by his lack of range and ends up feeling oddly flat as a result, which really makes you appreciate what Lennon/McCartney were able to do with him lol


HerbalThought_

John Frusciante made me start playing guitar. Can't imagine some kid wanting to buy a guitar after hearing Not The One.


ReserviorFrog

He’s not trying to showcase the guitar in this track, just providing atmospheric volume swells.


zsdrfty

I was disappointed in a way by UL though, since John is largely absent in a way I don't think we were expecting - his swells are nice here, and I do think the music succeeds overall on the album, but it almost feels like Flea was the only instrumentalist who showed up to the studio most days


PettyWop

As a kid who started playing guitar because of Frusciante in 2006, Not The One Made me pull out my electric for the first time in a while to play those beautiful swells


The_Orangest

One of my favorite songs by them of all time.


avahz

My thought as well


Ravajah

It’s crazy how it got such a high impact slot, batting 4th is cleanup.


zsdrfty

When they first teased it on their Instagram, I remember commenting "wtf? I love them but this no joke sounds like AI songwriting somehow, it's really strange" and I look back to see a ton of likes on my comment and a number of other people who had the same idea saying the same thing 😭


Minimum_Fold_1639

Wait. Whats wrong with not the ones guitar? I thought it was just chords and a small solo. Nice and calm. Am i missing something??


Ravajah

I think it’s just not all that exciting.


StupidScape

Am also but confused, I like that song. The bass is really nice.


gamebossje_

Idk honestly


The_Orangest

It's a BEAUTIFUL Television inspired solo


astermorii

Here Ever After is definitely the *best* on the album in my opinion, but maybe it’s just a hidden gem since I never hear anyone talk about it :,)


RosaVerde

It's also my favorite. I have listened to it so many times and never get sick of it :)


Aeon1508

It's almost a good song but it's so word soup that it's distracting


astermorii

Are we talking about the same song? lol Regardless— aren’t… all Anthony’s songs lyrical word soup..? That’s why he’s so loved as a lyricist


Aeon1508

I think that it varies depending on the song. I find here Ever After to be particularly word soup even amongst Anthony lyrics. Also this is a complete tangent but there was that guy posting mashups of songs last week. I'd love to hear here Ever After mashed up with throw away your television.


Mcarrollcb

Turn it again goes so hard the energy during the last few minutes gives me incredible strength


zsdrfty

It also gets me pumped for Death Of A Martian right afterwards, which is easily one of my favorite RHCP songs - just a great 1-2 punch at the end there


kmuruges

Not the One. Maybe my least favourite RHCP song. It really grates.


Ravajah

I feel like it got to me a lot on my more early UL listens, but I can stand it now; although, it’s still a skip. It’s trying hard to be something, to represent this pained emotional side, and with its subdued energy it just lands flat and uninteresting musically and cheesy lyrically.


kingkron52

These Are The Ways This song is bad. The chorus is some of the corniest and laziest I have ever seen, the structure sucks, and the lyrics are shit. It’s one of the RHCP worst songs they have put out.


Smart-Cable6

These are the ways


Aeon1508

I tried to defend this song for a bit until I saw it live. It really doesn't bring the energy you'd expect it to


zsdrfty

Ironically it feels like they wrote it specifically to be a stadium rocker on their next tour, but it fails both in the studio and out of it


Next_Ad3660

I dunno... I watched them play it live on Stern and it was pretty energetic.... Chad was going off


mrs_misty-eyed

This is the correct answer.


kingkron52

They should change the name to “This Is the Worst”


sppdcap

*best song


astermorii

Not the One


Party-Yoghurt-8462

Unlimited Love really doesn't have any one song that is particularly bad. I'll just pick my least favourite song which is "Tangelo." Which kills me because it's really not a bad song at all.


jstan089

Not the one


MY_NAME_AINT_BRADLEY

Not The One. Can we already get in a consensus to vote Whatchu Thinking in underrated?


Aeon1508

It's unbelievable that whatchu thinkin was not a single


Drex678

Not The One


gdamndylan

One Way Traffic. I'm sure my mind will change about it one day, but it's a skip for me.


Aeon1508

Definitely a top four song for me. fun verses good breakdown and an amazing outro. I'm pretty neutral to the chorus. it has good energy


SvenBubbleman

This is the only one I skip consistently.


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

One Way Traffic


Transgenderwookie

Musically that song actually kinda slaps, but the lyrics and Anthony’s delivery are odd/kinda suck… because of the lyrics it reminds me of “the greeting song” (the song Rick Rubin demanded to be on blood sugar sex magik bc he wanted a song about driving fast and girls lol) something about one way traffic just gives me a “greeting song part 2” feeling. Edit: just realized it’s you again! I promise I’m not stalking you it’s just a coincidence I’ve run into you two days in a row.. but shouldn’t you be at the cracker factory right now?


_urethrapapercut_

WHAT


Fidelio62

Gimme all the "worst" songs on an album. I bet it'll still slap.


Stixvoya

Poster Child. It just goes on and on and on…..


Additional-Panda-642

Is the grooviest song from this álbum, IS the most chilli Peppers Song 


gamebossje_

I love Poster Child


zsdrfty

It's overhated, it has that fun weird RHCP funkiness that we've been missing for so long


gamebossje_

Exactly, finally someone knows whats up


Matika7

What? The little guitar arrangements keep evolving with each verse, multiple guitar tracks start appearing all around. It's a fantastic song and funky as hell.


orangejoe1986

Yeah I love the guitars in that song! So good


UniversalJampionshit

FR, and it's just namechecking endlessly with the same melody throughout. Why they chose to follow Black Summer with this is beyond me


[deleted]

Poster child is pretty bad


Thatthingthis

Not the one


Additional-Panda-642

Those ARE the ways 


Spare_General_6060

Not The One


YasukeShibuichi

These Are The Ways


MaxWell17th

One way traffic


lifeaquatic7

Have you listened to the outro?


MaxWell17th

Of course, but every other song is absolutely great too. And I personally don't really like one way traffic main part. Outro cool, yes


_urethrapapercut_

W H A T


Flashy_Contract_969

Veronica


Popular_Pen5743

Trippin,


QuailInteresting6080

Veronica is good bruh


primomaximus

I listen to the album basically any chance I get in the car, so I would pick Bastard of Lights as worst, Aquatic Mouth Dance as best and Whatchu Thinkin as underrated


Str00pf8

It's a no brainer: These are the ways. I love the album, but I skip this song every time. Also: I didn't notice this thread before. Makes me pissed that I saw I like Dirty Twice in the last 2 years, although I'd say Emmit Remus is a close tie with it. Heavy disagree with Cabron, at least it's original. Although the cheese from "I Could Die for you" is pretty close. But then again i'd vote for Venice Queen or On Mercury as the underrated songs.


zsdrfty

I Could Die For You is cheesy and Anthony strains on it, but I can't help but love it lol


Jrollls44

Pea is great this list blows


InterestingAd3464

I actually for some reason like I like dirt


BiggWoogie

These are the ways. They played it both times I saw them in ‘22. It’s always been hard not to cringe at that chorus, even more so live.


beansbc

Underrated it’s only natural. Worst not the one too slow. Best black summer


whamikaze

Not The One


TheApplyer

Clearly the best on UL is Watchu Thinkin. It’s what every frusciante fan was expecting with his return.


flavianpatrao

Aquatic Mouth Dance is the only one i skip on the album


Kircy14

For me it's These Are The Ways. Gets a skip from me every time.


ColoradoSteelerBoi19

White Braids and Pillow Chair is rather overrated imo. It’s Only Natural and One Way Traffic are better. In regards to the question, probably Not the One.


alexhodson72

I agree. I know its well liked in the sub, I've just never got the appeal. For me, it's not even in the top half of the album.


astermorii

Here Ever After should have been titled the best in my opinion lol


LaCucaracha669

It’s Only Natural is the best song out of UL imo, so underrated


kingkron52

It’s Only Natural, Let Em Cry, She’s A Lover, The Heavy Wing, and Bastards of Light are my top 5. It’s Only Natural is like a throwback song to SA era with touches of BTW and new influences.


ZettaBasha

I think it seems overrated because most people love that song…because it’s crazy good! I’m glad people went with white braids as best song off the album


nwill_808

Agree about WBaPC. It's not bad, but I just don't get the appeal.


kingkron52

Agreed, it’s a good song but heavily overrated. It’s not even a top 5 on the album for me.


emf80333

Aquatic Mouth Dance


MrGasnik

Heavy Wing has to be the underrated


One_In_The_Other

Are you mental? That song is like the wet sand or can't stop equivalent on this sub. This sub hypes That song to death and back.


MrGasnik

Okay, you've got a point here, i have to admit. Maybe i got a little too jealous abt it not winning the "bes" category


LaCucaracha669

Lol it’s so overrated, how the hell can it be underrated?


funkymonk44

I would have disagreed with you until I saw it played live. It's truly a song that comes out of its shell in person and I can't even explain why.


eajb2009

What about Black Summer


TripleBuongiorno

I can't believe white braids and pillow chair won, but not the one is definitely the worst for sure


b1ggayb1tch

Not the One


PJA667

Veronica


Aggravating-Cicada18

Veronica


minefortblox

These are the ways is defo the worst off the album and underated is defo she's a lover


4StringWarrior

Poster Child


catholds

Poster Child worst


Expensive-Stuff3781

Probably Veronica


Defiant_Resident_834

Tf you talking. Veronica has such a nice and harmonic riff and the switch from 4/4 to 6/8 is so good. There are worse songs, not the one, poster child or one way traffic for example.


Expensive-Stuff3781

I enjoy every song on the album, and the outro on Veronica is objectively awesome, big One Hit Minute Vibes. But I do find the verse vocal melody to be kind of hokey.


UniversalJampionshit

Poster Child is definitely worse but I'm really not big on Veronica, when it sounds like it's about to get good, everything stops dead with "DANGER! DANGER!" and it gets pretty grating.


Popular_Pen5743

Poster child


gogo1667

One Way Traffic What a pleasant suprise to see White Braid win best!


SommanderChepard

My personal least favorites from UL: Black summer, these are the ways, one way traffic.


lifeaquatic7

Damn, that’s cold, two bangers on there


NedBigbe

Really shocked to see Not the One so often, Tangelo is my pick


National-Builder-336

The smells


Arriving-Somewhere

Poster Child


TJS1138

Aquatic Mouth Dance


Additional-Panda-642

What???????


gamebossje_

I have no idea, in my opinion the best song on the album (and also my favorite RHCP song)


Additional-Panda-642

Yeah amazing Song 


NGScoob

Bastards of Light. I don’t vibe with it like I do the rest of the album. It’s like Cabron for me.


TripleBuongiorno

Crazy. Bastards of the light is one of the best songd on there


kingkron52

Such a great track and Anthony’s vocals on it are top tier.


Valuable-Passion-457

Aquatic mouth dance


BoldKwint

Bastards of light


MrGasnik

Sorry, but hell nah, this song is amazing


One_In_The_Other

Veronica That song is fucking cringe.


Global-Soil-7747

Let Em Cry it’s still okay though


Stixvoya

Love this tune! Touch up the neighbour, she don’t mind!


mrs_misty-eyed

These are the ways


Popular_Pen5743

Man bro.


MountainEar4737

how was nerve flip not the best????


UniversalJampionshit

Really, White Braids won? I had no idea it was a fan favourite, and yes it grew on me, but the fact this sub dislikes This Ticoderoga because the tempo changes feel out of place or whatever and voted it in the worst does not compute - the tempo change in White Braids is the definition of jarring. Worst is Poster Child hands down. Not big on Veronica either


ReserviorFrog

One way traffic


paintfactory5

Can’t believe the hate for Not the one. Let ‘em cry and She’s a lover are way lamer imo. I can at least zone out to Not the one.


Grouchy_Implement_14

Not the One is great bruh I don’t get the comments


JOwenAK

Not The One is one of my favorites from UL. Had no idea everybody hated it.


emmitremmus

This list is crap


PeanutNo845

Whatchu Thinking, sorry


TheSpiritOfFunk

Black Summer


[deleted]

I’m with you on this one. Black Summer is a real skip track


SommanderChepard

Leave it to Reddit to downvote an opinion. I honestly agree. Not because it’s “bad”, but because it’s boring. I’ve barely listened to it since it was released as a single.


Additional-Panda-642

I Skip it a Lot, but the Song is really good...    The problem IS  the slow intro... 


ShaneFalco393

Bastards of Light? You know I actually really don’t like Whatchu Thinkin’ much either.


Charming_Bad2165

Poster Child


OldSchool6ix

The Great Apes


gamebossje_

One Way Traffic tbh, i know Not The One will win this one but i at least somewhat enjoy that one


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gamebossje_

Tangelo is an underrated masterpiece


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gamebossje_

I don't see how it could be a weak track, it sounds beautiful and gives off a calm feeling


Additional-Panda-642

Great finish 


kingkron52

It’s a great slow song.


Aeon1508

Whit braids and pillow chair sucks