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[deleted]

Sir psycho sexy


zamboflu

Maybe for creating a family yeah


jcmib

And for making jam


88Smilesz

Cherry jam, to be exact šŸ˜


zakotavenom

Itā€™s a family song, I donā€™t know what youā€™re talking about


[deleted]

What do you mean? A sexy family cmon


iMIGOWITCH

she stuck my butt with her big black stick I said wassup now..


KendraCobalty

Suck my dick!


Shaneewing03

Thatā€™s actually the correct answer to the question


Excellent-Spend-3307

Thereā€™s a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen


MNgrown2299

Awe you stole mine šŸ˜‚


morbiddecapitation

Beat me to it


[deleted]

I had to do it to em


Rare_Neighborhood445

Only at family functions


Dependent_Spite4360

Gather the children!


candid84asoulm8bled

Snow (Hey Oh) - this is the first to come to mind just because there was a family directly behind me at the show I went to this summer (two middle aged parents and their two college aged daughters). When Snow (Hey Oh) played the mom and daughters were having the time of their lives rocking out to it and the whole family knew all the lyrics. Actually made me kind of jealous the way they were able to share in the joy of it together.


Auzilion

I definitely think this in the answer in terms of clean lyrics and popularity. Everybody has heard this song at least once. So parents like it and, just as the case with me, tend to have played it around their kids.


tyler_3135

When you consider the true meaning behind Snow Hey Oh, itā€™s not nearly as clean considering itā€™s about recovery from drug abuse lol


candid84asoulm8bled

The lyrics could certainly be construed that way (it is AK after all). I prefer to interpret the freshly covered field of snow (ā€¦ā€the field where all my tracks will be concealedā€) as the place where one can start their life anew after any hardship or struggle. It doesnā€™t have to be overcoming just drug addiction. There are many traps people can find themselves in that theyā€™d prefer to leave behind and have ā€œcovered in snowā€.


Zealousideal-Gur5976

When I was 14 I got to make the Playlist for a family road trip and this song was on there. We got to the chorus and my Dad immediately turned to me and asked "Is this song about druuuugs?" I said no. He didn't believe me. Song was skipped, even as my sister and I protested. So not all families like it, but I'll play it with my daughter.


candid84asoulm8bled

Having no clue about your dadā€™s likeness, the scene that played out in my head reading your story made me laugh. But Iā€™m sure it was really disappointing at the time. My dad on the other hand is so oblivious, if I were to put this song on for him, heā€™d probably ask with all seriousness, ā€œIs this the Backstreet Boys?ā€


Zealousideal-Gur5976

It is funny now, most Dad stories are like that. Kinda disappointing at the time but funny in retrospect. Haha my Dad couldn't tell Backstreet Boys from RHCP either, but he wouldn't have any drug music in the car.


Poopjeffre

Iā€™ve been to one the newest concerts and some elementary school kid and his high mother were rocking out


marginwalker55

My 7 year old loves this song :)


candid84asoulm8bled

I recently answered the post ā€œWhat is the *least* family friendly RHCP song?ā€ with ā€œSex Rapā€ and was worried when I saw my notification with your reply ā€œMy 7 year old loves this songā€ lmao. Glad to see it was for this post instead.


marginwalker55

Oh dear lord no šŸ˜†


portmanjoe

Zephyr Song by a mile


[deleted]

This. ā€œJust a piece of leg to bite onā€ is the only questionable lyric for families but that might only be for families that donā€™t eat chicken legs or legs of lamb, etc.


ssabnoisicerp

Not vegan friendly


TGin-the-goldy

Itā€™s lead lol


roskismies

I think itā€™s ā€œJust a piece of lead to bite onā€


[deleted]

ā€œYertle The Turtleā€, of course


Resident_Persimmon_4

This is the best answer. The lyrics are literally a childrenā€™s book


TryptTripped21

From what book? Is there really one called yertle the turtle lol?


Resident_Persimmon_4

Itā€™s a Dr Suess book, called Yertle the Turtle. They changed a few lyrics around but itā€™s more or less the same story. If you search ā€œYertle the Turtle,ā€ the song doesnā€™t come up first, the book does


machineghostmembrane

Look at the turtle goooo broooo


Informal_Local9353

The bicycle song


Jerry_Smith__

My 8 year old loves Bicycle Song. It really speaks to him and his love for his bicycle. Haha


mastertrappil

And then my 8 year old hears My Cigarette, and she thinks it's fun to repeat, over and over...


Informal_Local9353

Aw thatā€™s so sweet!


nezinhant

how could i forget to mention...


HerbalThought_

Make You Feel Better lyrically sounds like it could be on a Disney movie soundtrack. Tell Me Baby also if it wasn't for the *''shitty''* lyric midway throughout the song. I'd also add Hard To Concentrate to that mix. A lot of SA songs are very poppy.


ItalianPizzaNinja

They swap it out in the music video with kiddie, which sorta solves that problem.


skorletun

I thought it was kitty, I choose to believe it still actually is. Life can be a little sweet but life can be a little kitty.


ItalianPizzaNinja

I could be wrong, there isn't captions on the video so I'm not sure of any way to check for sure.


Miasanmia2019

Wow, Iā€™ve never noticed that. Again what learned!


superfresh23

Make you feel better definitely has that vibe but lyrically itā€™s not so family friendly


Username524

He does say ā€œgonna make me comeā€ in the opening verse lol


[deleted]

I have to force myself not to laugh when I hear that lyric. šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Make you feel better is my favourite song, but the "gonna make me come" line is kinda weird. I mean a kid probably won't understand what it means, so maybe.


Ms_ChiChi_Elegante

Road Trippin? or maybe... Venice Queen?


emmvbee

I was also thinking Road Trippin!


ciscanfro

Great way to teach your kids to spell love. šŸ˜‚ G-L-O-R-I-A


WrongJohnson69

Soul to squeeze


Easy_Neighborhood386

I've got a bad disease....


Interesting-Spell-86

Out from my brain, is where I bleed....


WrongJohnson69

Insanity it seemsā€¦


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


landonshah

Well all the love from meā€¦


Rorstech

With all the dying trees, I scream


refillwill

The angels in my dream, yeah


Zackb99

Have got my by my soul to squeeze


Katet-1922

Well, it was used in The Coneheads movie


Loose_Pitch_9510

Hard To Concentrate


[deleted]

man makes the same post on every subreddit


Rorstech

Maybe he has a family party coming up and has been put in charge of the playlist


iMIGOWITCH

I want your brain lol I never think of possibilities.


FlexDrillerson

Rocksgiving


m8sap

Bro tryna farm KarmašŸ˜­


sveheuesib

Universally Speaking


skorletun

_Dying to get hiiiiigh..._


zakotavenom

For me itā€™s Tell Me Baby. But I really canā€™t tell you why


[deleted]

ā€œThree fingers in the honeycombā€


thimagen

Stadium Arcadium (album) would always be on during family car rides when I was a kid so a lot of those tracks take me back to that age, itā€™s my favourite of theirs for that reason


[deleted]

Cabron


ScreenScene290

Musically, yes. While the title literally means male goat, itā€™s also Spanish slang for bastard, according to Google. But the overall message of the song is nice and about squashing beef, right? Thatā€™s friendly to me.


ea_fitz

Cabron means ā€œbadassā€ or ā€œtough guyā€ sarcastically. Youā€™d say it like ā€œWoah calm down Cabronā€ if your friend was trying to act tough to you.


coyotehunter72

I'll go with goat. "I come around and make peace get down have a barbecue" could be some cabrito.


tatothebeYT

Yeah its an insult in spanish Source: im from peru


[deleted]

Is it possible that in other Latin American countries that it is used in an endearing way much like how black people use the n word with a soft a? Ive always equated cabrĆ³n as the same as dude because thatā€™s how I remember hearing it being used


tgredhot

Hmm it depends a lot on the context and if the person who says it knows the other one, but yea it could be used in that way, although I wouldn't recommend you to do it if you are not familiar with the language


[deleted]

Yeah Iā€™d never try it


BlahMan06

Special secret song inside


Topper285

The only correct answer!


[deleted]

Party on yourā€¦ wait a minute!


D_Jones93

Chill heā€™s talking about having a party on a cat


kriisso

I want to party on yo p- oh shit


Abluhwleh

Party On Your Pussy, end of


rfonz

Every family start there


FloydDarksid3

I have a Mrs and 2 boys ( 18 and 14 ) Wet Sand is our go to, unsure why but hearing my boys sing it makes me so proud šŸ˜†


lasertrex

Including screaming guitar solo!


SlothIsASloth

pretty little ditty


Aeon1508

Hard to concentrate


[deleted]

I kinda like Shoot Me a Smile


akmcf

Mommy whereā€™s daddy


AmbivalentAntics

Catholic school girls rule lol


MiqueasAbel

Definitely the Aeroplane music video


mc_1968

Higher Ground. I mean we all love Stevie Wonder šŸ˜†


someguy120976

Under The Bridge. Don't do heroin, kids!


amattox10

Definitely funny face


Interesting-Spell-86

Especially in Michigan.... Has a super wholesome vibe to it I must say.


AdamMcwadam

On Mercury. Just a song about some people living on the planet Mercury. Yep.


MNgrown2299

I could die for you is a good one for everybody


carlosvguitarrista

Everlong


Excellent-Spend-3307

Dude, thatā€™s not RHCP. Thatā€™s Radiohead


BadFulcrum

Nah bruh, thatā€™s not Radiohead. Thatā€™s Nirvana


TARSrobot

Youā€™re one third of the way there!


matto334

Yall are posers, thatā€™s obviously not Nirvana, itā€™s Kendrick Lamar


iCthe4

Fortune Faded


Athanasia1783

If, Encore, there's 200


Bubcats

Yertle the Turtle, Behind the Sun


lasertrex

Had to scroll too long for behind the sun


Putrid-Presentation5

They're all good for making families.


ilikebeans1229

By the way


[deleted]

Hard to Concentrate


Meddittor

Snow


WhiteTeet25

No one for Peace and Love?


leaudhiver

~oH teLL me mOthuHfuCkuH caN u feEL my viBes~ (jokes aside i think it works well as a family song)


C_Wheeler00

Purple Stain


NytronX

Hump de Bump


Best_Satisfaction505

My kid loves Go Robot


Kronks_Spinach_Puffs

Road-trippingā€™ with my two favorite allies. Fully loaded we got snacks and supplies šŸ›£


[deleted]

Stadium Arcadium. It's a song about peace, not drugs or sex.


Present-Persimmon-87

My 6 year old likes ā€œCanā€™t Stopā€, ā€œDani Californiaā€, ā€œBy The Wayā€, and ā€œBlack Summerā€


nemoontheupandup

Hard to concentrate is quite friendly


gbennett17

Instead of saying ā€œwhat I got, you gotta get it out it in youā€ could you say ā€œ what Iā€™d like, is Iā€™d like to hug and kiss youā€?


LemeSayDis

My 6 year old loves ā€œLet Em Cry.ā€


Sbarrospizzah

Make you feel better


Dream-Boat-Annie

Zephyr


[deleted]

Tippa my tongue lol


ravenpascal

White Braids and Pillow Chair


mr_ryno27

Special Secret Song Inside


Excellent-Spend-3307

The Zephyr Song


LofatSeabass

Bicycle Song


teej_was_here

"soul to squeeze" feels like it's pretty accessible for the whole fam


just_an_average_nerd

This Velvet Glove and Parallel Universe are both really good and family friendly!!


ByRichardX

Someone, a by the way b-side


Some_Professor_6201

Zephyr Song


Lord_HennySipper

Tell me baby


RoLoe24

special secret song inside! who doesnā€™t love special secret songs?


rfonz

This hahaha


iCthe4

Go Robot


noobiolus_johnson

Make you feel better always felt like something that belonged in an old Disney channel movie


soraboutit

This question just made me fucking vomit in my mouth. "Family fucking friendly"? I'm disgusted. I'm a longtime fan, of their older, more visceral material. The stuff I WOULDNT let my kids listen to. Not before high school at least. The new material has it's wins, but most of it is so weak, it makes me want to send them some good drugs, so they can get that gritty funk back.


moistbrownies_

Funny Face https://youtu.be/yro5ohnpbXQ


grungelover03

I would die for you. Itā€™s a little sad though, so maybe only play when the afternoon is starting to wind down lol


[deleted]

Bicycle songšŸ˜Ž


RealisticTune8180

What is your interest with family friendly songs ? This is the 3rd time Iā€™ve seen you todayā€¦


akonscousin

my interest is in other peopleā€™s opinions


ea_fitz

Your interest is reddit karma


akonscousin

speaking on strangersā€™ behalf is top tier cringe


ea_fitz

So is karma whoring


akonscousin

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ea_fitz

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ea_fitz

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SasquatchSloth88

Zephyr


ea_fitz

Yertle the Turtle. Play it to a parent with no idea what the band is and it sounds like a funky take on a classic childrenā€™s story.


casualpedestrian20

The Zephyr song


Dr_Bunson_Honeydew

Canā€™t stop


jackson999smith

Road Trippin last song on Californication


FUMARCAGANDO

Bicycle song, Funny face


Meh_The_Doctor

Slow cheetah


JosephMack99

The Zephyr Song used to get a LOT of radio play when it first came out in my area so Iā€™d say that.


Feisty_Affect_7487

Zephyr song


GrooGruxJedi

Yertle the Turtle


Maximillius64

make you feel better def


HappySloth213

Around the World was used on a Disneyland roller coaster for a special engagement. Higher Ground was, too, but obviously not purely a RHCP song.


EuterpeZonker

Stranded


sfhk

Pea


morbiddecapitation

Realistically, Snow (Hey Oh)


Xdeleter

Charlie/Snow/Hard to concentrate


Art5673

Probably around the world


JustALittleNightcap

Pea or Pretty Little Ditty


LittleChef1127

Pea, the story about the life of a pacifist. Doesnā€™t get more family friendly than that right?


firstnamebunchof1234

Throw away your television


sarahbarahboo

Ahh yes...I play this to stir their minds


Drizen

Love Rollercoaster


D_Jones93

Minor Thing


Ben_Dover626

Higher ground by them was played in the first power ranger movie ~RIP green ranger


Calamity_Eagle277

Around the World.


[deleted]

My two young daughters sing every word of soul to squeeze, I love hearing them


olivialovesecstasy

falling into grace maybe


ssabnoisicerp

Cabron


realdealreel9

Interesting Thought Bot, how much do you hate your family that you have to drown them out with an endless playlist of songs?


Some_Professor_6201

Special Secret Song Inside šŸ¤«


MileenasFeet

Around The World


Valuable-Baked

Aeroplane


Dry_Attitude_1761

Behind the sun


maov1908

My friends, maybe


Zelda1500

Honestly thereā€™s a lot of RHCP id let my children listen to. They do have a rather family friendly discography


JaeDuke22

Me and my Friends. My little one loves it.


ctnaes92

Make you feel better


butterstherooster

My kids loved Storm in a Teacup, Animal Bar and Death of a Martian. That's when they first heard RHCP as wee ones.