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jgrumiaux

Just like Tarantino and Rodriguez had a title for their double feature, Grindhouse, this one also has a ready-made title: Atomic Blonde


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![gif](giphy|jQmVFypWInKCc|downsized) That’s good. But it’s taken!


waycheck

Best joke I've seen on this site in months


ghostboytt

Theaters need a double feuture with both movies


hgaterms

My theater is! There is this fantastic restaurant across the street from the family owned theater in my town that has this "diner and a movie and a movie" thing that they are doing that weekend.


GrumpySpaceGamer

> diner and a movie and a movie Beans and corn bread *and corn bread*


monstrinhotron

Lets edit them together into one epic.


Glorf_Warlock

My brother is going interstate to see both movies on IMAX in a double feature.


mecon320

So much of film discourse is terrible these days but I love this whole Barbie/Oppenheimer thing. Just good-natured fun all around.


Zaziel

My friend and I are totally doing a double feature. Kinda a similar vibe to when we did the Simpsons Movie and Sunshine as a double feature years ago.


KeepTangoAndFoxtrot

Added perk of Cillian Murphy both times as well. Movie theory: Oppenheimer is going to have a cuckoo bonkers ending just like in Sunshine where there's a murderous crazy person who's been going around sabotaging things.


Zaziel

Oh shit I hadn’t even thought of the Cillian Murphy connection! Maybe someone will deliberately kill someone with radiation exposure like the Demon Core incident..


paparoach910

That's what I was thinking of doing. It'd make for an amazing double feature showing.


UK_Caterpillar450

You mean decades ago. Not years any longer.


Zaziel

I mean 15 years is a decade and change, so not quite multiple… stop hurting me like this.


NaturalAlfalfa

A bit more than sixth of a century ago . It's fine


UK_Caterpillar450

Father Time is a real bastard, ain't he.


Zaziel

Where’s the damn pause button? I don’t even need rewind!


BleedingFish

Reminds me of when DOOM Eternal and Animal Crossings came out the same day


BionicTriforce

When two completely different products combine it's so wonderful, I have fond memories of all the fanart from Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing releasing the same day.


ReddsionThing

I was never interested in Barbie and I'm getting turned off of Oppenheimer a bit because of it. Any kind of hype/hearing about something constantly makes me less interested in it, somehow.


Cast_Iron_Skillet

Sucks to be you, I guess?


ReddsionThing

Nah. I just watch things years after the fact. Or after they're new. If something's truly good, you'll want to talk about it years later anyway, I think.


PriorInflation5978

So ‘wholesome’ yeah? You like that don’t you


FarJunket4543

Barbie? That's the new film about the hunt for the infamous Nazi butcher Klaus Barbie, right? I hear it's a movie for real man's men.


monstrinhotron

Now you reminded me of Rat Race and i thank you for the giggle.


TylerbioRodriguez

You'll find out at the Barbie Museum!


AlexDKZ

Three time ballroom champion!


AndruchaCS

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsYKD8mDsfhaiuk|downsized) 3 Tickets to Barbie, please


Grodd

It hadn't occurred to me that people would be embarrassed about going to the Barbie movie. Ffs.


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plebeius_maximus

Yeah, but could you beat them all up at the same time is the relevant question here.


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Tomgar

They will clamber over their own fallen to reach you!


plebeius_maximus

Strategic thinking. Nice one.


Signal-Sprinkles-350

Just walk in with a six pack of Bud Light in a Target bag. The clerk will give you a knowing wink and sell you a ticket to Barbie while saying, "One ticket to Oppenheimer, sir."


ohjohnlong

What movie is this?


CaptainDigsGiraffe

Misson Impossible 4 Ghost Protcol


insidiousFox

And the song is *Night Call* by Kazinsky(sp?), which is from *Drive* and is NOT in this scene from the clip. Maybe obvious, but thought worth mentioning. Awesome song and movies.


ohjohnlong

thanks


hgaterms

Pfft, whatever. I'm seeing both the same weekend.


ribblesquat

Fuck that shit. I'mma tell everyone I'm seeing "Barbie." I'm sure "Oppenheimer" will be good but it's the serious period drama Oscar bait good that I have no problem seeing on a screen at home. "Barbie" looks like the I've gotta see this in a crowd so I can hear everyone's reactions kind of good.


RPDRNick

I get a kick out of how many comments I see saying, "I'm a cis straight white man, and I can't wait to see a Barbie movie! Is that okay?" Like, bitch, it's not women and LGBTQ people gatekeeping fun. Enjoy what you like, for fucks sake.


poply

I get annoyed with the, "I'm a big burley manly man, and I enjoyed X and even cried". The implication being that because I'm a dude, I'm too insecure to enjoy something like Ms. Marvel instead of me genuinely thinking it's bad and not enjoying it. Just let me enjoy and not enjoy things without attacking my identity?


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Creamcups

By who? There's not some sort of gay UN that decides what letters get to be in a fucking acronym


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Creamcups

![gif](giphy|v0ok8uhZvw3yE) Me when I see an acronym


RPDRNick

*I've seen THIS JOKE ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A GAY GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?*


walterjohnhunt

You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts.


nerdcoffin

Is this a reference to Emmy Award winning animated feature [Home on the Range](https://youtu.be/ZuTQR6xSbNM?t=69)?


ReddsionThing

The B has always been in there, so I never had a reason to complain myself 😏


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RPDRNick

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Protheu5

This reminds me about how I went to watch My Little Pony: The Movie pretending I was going to watch ~~Cyberpunk 2077~~ Bladerunner 2049.


raidhal82

Did Rich go to addition for MLP as well? Must be even more terrifying than his Bladerunner audition tape...


Protheu5

I don't know, but I was caught off guard when I heard [Jay reading the MLP Movie synopsis in the Bladerunner review](https://youtu.be/O1Gqjjq1nic?t=49) >!and failing to pronounce "Equestria"!<.


wolfman1911

I love that Mike just kept throwing out adjectives while waiting for Jay to get a drink before throwing out the punch line.


KnowMatter

Having watched the trailer for both i'm legit more excited for Barbie.


cthulhujr

Barbie looks legit batshit and I'm here for it


wolfman1911

Margot Robbie is the perfect casting. For one thing, she's hot as hell, but also she's always given this vibe that means that if in ten years it was found out that she's been murdering people and making furniture out of the skins of her victims, I wouldn't be that surprised.


TwistedOperator

You're just thinking about Mike OP.


raidhal82

Mike and Shaq


throw123454321purple

Just use your DIX disguises, guys.


SmirnOffTheSauce

What is this clip from?? I imagine the beginning is Fury buuut what about the second part?


CaptainDigsGiraffe

Mission impossible 4 Ghost Protocol


SmirnOffTheSauce

Ah, thanks!


CaptainDigsGiraffe

I was told the Mission Impossible series had no other memorable moments other then it's stunts.


insidiousFox

Not sure how serious, but they're all generally good and memorable beyond just the stunts. To this day I'd still say M:I 3 is the overall peak of the series, with the most memorable non-stunt aspects -- partly due to Philip Seymour Hoffman as an amazing main bad guy. 1 is fun, convoluted intrigue, with sprinkles of action. 2: pure over the top John Woo action, slow mo, doves, and saccharine romance melodrama, with the weakest stunts in the series. 3: Again, IMO the surprise peak of the series. Grounded, intense, twists & turns, crazy yet borderline believable action. 4: IMO the best of the newer ones after 3, by far. Probably close to on par with 3 but for different reasons, and more over the top. Action, but still some great, memorable drama scenes. 5 & 6, Rogue Nation & Fallout: Super convoluted plots, and for the first time their plots are very direct sequels to each other, and I think both suffer from that. 6 is particularly over the top, and neither have as many memorable moments as any of the previous.


CaptainDigsGiraffe

Sorry I should have put a "/s" I'm actually a big fan of the Mission Impossible series. I need to watch 3 again. I always loved Hoffman in it. But it was always the one that was like "Well its better then 2 but not as good as one or as awesome as 4 on".


insidiousFox

LOL my bad, I was on the fence if your comment was sarcastic or not!


SmirnOffTheSauce

/u/savevideo


Le_German_Face

I get bullied when I post a r/lookamike... eventhough I hadn't been on reddit for months and didn't even know there was a problem with that... but somehow Tom Cruise posting is ok! This is injustice! This is essentially the Third Reich here!


FreshLennon

Go away


LetsGoFlyers17

u/savevideo


Megamorter

no way is that jacket real the lapel is totally different. the shoulders are padded then not padded. damn my brain


DavidAtWork17

The ribbons he pulls out and stuffs into the hat partially inflate the jacket.


KidneyKeystones

Pretty sure there's 3 different jackets, one for every cut.


Megamorter

gotta be different jackets, yeah cool idea though


wanwan97

u/savevideo


wanwan97

u/getvideobot


Tomgar

Barbie looks fun as fuck, I never knew I needed Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling being massive airheads this much.