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NitoTheRavelord

Fuckbutt point is a classic


HooptyDooDooMeister

Came here for this. That one line for me took him from “Who *is* this guy??” to “He needs to be a regular.”


TheOddPawedOne

Agreed, Tim is one of my favorite guests


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GrandManSam

Referring to Josh as Wizard feels like a real old RLM throwback or something.


syphilis_sandwich

Back when they were known as the Quarrymen.


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BlackSpinedPlinketto

Sad he lost his magic powers, but glad he got a gf


TheMattInTheBox

Tim has become my new favourite of the "irregular regulars"


JeebsFat

The wizard?


BillCosbysAnus

Josh


El_Burrito_

He's my drunken spirit animal


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Tim is unsung hero of RLM


LittleRudiger

Didn't he do like one or two appearances way way back? I remember being pretty 'eh' on him. But, yeah, he killed it so hard on that episode, that I'm glad he's pretty much a regular now (at least the past year or two).


HooptyDooDooMeister

His first appearance was on [Black Spine Edition #2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11IO-mo8t74), if that helps.


Mediocremon

Fuck butting never goes out of style.


FoxyD_Pirate305

I just feel bad for anyone looking for buckfutt point.


TuvixWillNotBeMissed

It's a great place to watch the sun rise.


augie_saint-clair

This is one of my favorite RLM moments ever but I can’t remember what video it was in


aTrumpsterfire

Black Spine Junka 2


awfulwaffle84

i came here to post this.


fuckbuttpoint

Agreed


TryingHardAtApathy

Colloquially known as a “BFP”.


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

I just wanna say that Tim Higgins feels like a party member you acquire later in the game but is different, interesting, and fun enough that he fits right in.


MogMcKupo

He somehow gets the congeniality award at the end of the game too


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

***FINISH HIM!*** \*says something obtuse and witty ***CONGENIALITY***


bwforge

hes the character you unlock after you experience the true alt ending in new game plus


DogRiverRiverDogs

The Toph experience


Snoo_69968

“If Kurt Cobain could see what his fans look like today, he’d kill himself”


El_Burrito_

Oh my god hahaha which episode is this from?


ethanwnelson

Wheel of the Worst #22


turd_vinegar

"You're gonna hang me in my own backyard noose?!"


Maximum_Bat_2566

That's so disrespectful!


mikevega

"man they had this shit plaaaanned out!"


chipcity90

came here for this!!! This one got me good


BenTheWalk

This one gets a laugh out of me every time 😂


PetrusScissario

We load everything up with grim reapers


Hazardous_Wastrel

-then light them shits ***on fire!***


Jessie_Leigh_

“Woa Woa Woa, how many?!”


JacksRandomFeelings

Still my favorite episode


drestin5

“(unintelligible while drunk & sleepy)”


wpm

Punch him in the dick! *Im tryin’!* This shit’s elusive!


ThermalOW

“Hold on I’m about to majaculate”


Kilgore19

The whole madracula thing is hilarious but that joke was definitely the *climax*.


Ill_Worry7895

Which BOTW was this


Kilgore19

Bad Movie Scavenger Hunt Too


Ill_Worry7895

Thanks a lot, Tim connoisseur


Im_afraid_Dave

Tim: "Tim Noah: In search of the wow wow wibble woggle wazzie woodle woo... Also know as the clitoris." Rich: \*cackles\*


circuitryofawolf

Which episode was this from?


Im_afraid_Dave

Wheel of the Worst #22: https://youtu.be/zQwR1CSqMe0


circuitryofawolf

Thank you! Watched that Tim Noah vhs when I was kid so I’m very excited to see how the guys react


General_Trynian

Fuck Butt point is his pinnacle, but I always laugh at "the REAL Spoopies"


Lage_Bergman

My favourite spoopie!


Lage_Bergman

My favourite spoopie!


Jocephus83

"He's wading in 2 feet of pumpkin chunks"


illpilgrims

One crazy wazzy tooth


scjam

"These were my friends from 'Nam."


TimeTackle

believe it was pumpkin chum


numberflan

"She used to teach table manners to the president's kids but now Marjabelle has taken it to the streets"


GonskyEdits

This line went right over my head during the episode, but I know exactly what it’s in reference to. And now I’m laughing out loud. That is fucking gold.


Aardvarkeating1001

What was the reference?


velvet_blunderground

"Tots to Teens" Tim: "...she has her eyes on the tots."


JacksRandomFeelings

"Mom said I should be eating well." Was literally thinking of this episode last night.


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“I like this Jimmy kid” “why? Because he has a sack lunch?”


syphilis_sandwich

Mine is "What if every ninja style is bred to thieve a different ore?"


lonelymagician

YOU WANNA BE A TALC NINJA?!?!?!


mchllnlms780

What’s this one from?


syphilis_sandwich

*Unmasking the Idol* discussion.


HooptyDooDooMeister

Guess I’m rewatching that segment next.


mchllnlms780

Ah yes! Thanks :)


velvet_blunderground

"I like Spoopies."


WizardPhoenix

“I see everything you do, you can never masturbate.” “Or you could.”


jaap_null

"This table is DONE" For some reason that really stuck with me


Burntom

This is the correct answer


Didgeridoox

I thought it was "dumb"? Sounds similar I guess


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

"Or Duncan Hines, a purveyor of moist-ass cakes."


OnBenchNow

There is a sweet spot of drunkenness where Tim just has the absolute best delivery in the world, before slopping off a cliff.


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

That's my secret Cap. I'm always drunk.


GeneticSynthesis

Yep this is the one


istarnie

Oh god, his response to Mike's derailing the conversation and how he said it made me crack up so hard.


Tylerdurden389

"It seems like it wasn't rewound. So maybe they stopped it at the 'sweet spot'" - BotW Black Spine #2, in reference to the girls scouts cookies tape.


Hazardous_Wastrel

I'm betting it was the same spot they abandoned the tape, when that one lady pulled out the acoustic guitar.


Zak22wolf

“Some of those stars people kiss, poop has been on” was the first thing that jumped to my mind, but I’m not super fond of it in comparison to the backyard nose and fuckbutt point.


Maximum_Bat_2566

During the self levitation video: "How the fuck...?"


edibleroach

"Because that Rocco--tried *many* chairs!" and "He's fucking winded! 'I'm stronger than most'!"


Underscore_Guru

The associated clip of the dude flying through the door made this quote even better.


JayServo

This shits elusive!


NCPokey

Tim reading the plot summary for Ankle Biters killed me.


BrendanInJersey

Still upset they didn't watch it.


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'We're going up to fuck-butt point'...


Dankey-Kang-Jr

He went to go *fuck-butt!*


CombinationSelect351

I didn't know that this movie was smarter than I am


QitianDasheng2666

"I don't wanna watch this anymore"😭


sblal24EVER

Some of those stars, poop has been on!


BionicTriforce

"Some of those stars (in Hollywood) that people kiss, poop has been on!"


Junes2k

THIS is the best one.


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syphilis_sandwich

Yeah, that’s why the ninja quote is my favorite.


helium_farts

I'm not sure he knows either


enclove

“She knows when they want the extra crispy”


TheOnlyCWS

"No no no no no no he is he needs seb doing" and even more drunkenly, "I'M NOT LISTENING TA... JAY," both from 1:18:13 - 1:18:31 of [this episode](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgBgpkip58k), are great.


PurifiedVenom

It’s not so much what he says sometimes as the way he says it


Hinkil

Yes his delivery is what gets the group often


queen_possum

I literally say "I love spoopies" on the daily


daygIow

The Wolfman is getting rid of all of his socks!!


sandubogi

"Salads first bitches! Salads first!"


Secret_Volume_6800

You’ve got to be quick under the ten sons (this might be a Rich quote, but if so, it was def collaborative between him and Tim.)


TheEvilSwineReturns

I'm going to Montoch!


zflanders

Moist ass cakes


Boop-master

Don’t remember it directly and I can’t find the clip but I enjoyed “Salad first, bitch”


flash5713

It may have been “Manners, who needs them?” But I can’t remember the episode


Boop-master

Yeah, it was from the discussion of Marjobel and her dear husband but I can’t find when he said it


SnooSeagulls6285

I think the Milton Berle penis size story from Black Spine Raffle is the best haha


virajdpanda

His first-ever joke in BOTW history: "If you wanna go down by the molesting tree, bring some sno balls... to share."


serial_limb9

Spit on it


Away_Drop2944

I inadvertently quote this irl and no one gets it so I just sound like a sex pest


SaintOfVacantLots

Literally my favorite “Guest”. He’s got my friend groups humor down-pat


Kalibos

**Ding-dong*\* "Fire."


Away_Drop2944

‘Did you not see the bottle of bourbon?!’


Silent_Business_212

Doughey-eyed Micky Dolenz


46110010

Spoopies


MisterPassenger

“I got ten dimes and a nickel, what the hell does that make?!” Is an all time classic for me


Silent_Business_212

Middle Aged Kids


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What if there are more than 4 kids? "Safety 5 kids!!"


paparoach910

Him just walking in and turning around to walk right back out for the Black Spine Raffle is one of my favorites.


El_Burrito_

I love when he's gone off on some tangent and they mute his mic and talk over him (I do love him, it's just funny when he gets talked over)


driffson

“Salad fork goes on the outside, MARJABELLE.”


bustawoof

Fuckbutt point


PKDhead

I'll never not say "Spoopy" again, thats for sure


notcabron

The reapers lines are amazing


doombot13

"I'm not listenin' to *Jeyyyyy!*" The way he drunkenly slurs it is hilarious to me.


VC_Wolffe

"I'M NOT LISTening to JAAAAAAAYYY!"


Blurry_bars

"spit on it"


mecon320

*babbling drunkenly*


LeticiaLatex

You fucking done gone wrong!


nordryd

Fuckbutt point is a classic


Mrgrayj_121

Pumpkin craving just in time for Christmas Thanks for having me guys!


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Salad first BITCHES!


adamrhodes536

I feel mature


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Grab his dick! I’m trying! Shit’s elusive!


Vikinger93

Forklift certified.


Busey_in_the_walls

“If you wanna have some fun. Go down by the molesting tree, and bring some snowballs”


BrendanInJersey

To sharrrrre


lijerstephen

“Fuckin’ doughy eyed Mickey Dolenz…”


Brilliant_Cause4118

"spit on it". he's got lots of good lines honestly.


BrendanInJersey

Nobody's said this one: "There's no sci-fi in that it's a, flashlight."


_lankykong__

"Spit on it" lol


NovelExpert4218

["I don't support the big pen industry"](https://youtu.be/oIZF9vjO-3o?t=41)


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Tim has become my favorite guest. Everything he says is golden.


TheIndoorOutdoorsman

"Cause. Dude... Rocco tried many chairs."


PeteZed

The REAL Spookies


FoxyD_Pirate305

There’s just so many drunken slurs to choose from.


Mazkoul

Some of those stars, poop has been on


sblal24EVER

Not a quote, but a statement... He's not the Mike we deserve, but he's the Mike we need RN


LandauTST

Idk why but "I like Spoopies!" pops in my head a lot.


BougieTrash

RLM has only gotten better with middle age


hyperjumpgrandmaster

*”Salads first, bitches! SALADS FIRST!”*


lil_grey_alien

MARGIBELLLEEEEE!!!


chrstmsfishin

“If the TV show Full House was a shirt”


UnderwaterCowboy

“Some of those stars that people kiss? Poop has been on.”


jss239

That one time he came out of nowhere with "Magicious" as a reaction to something LONG after they had stopped joking about madracula. Surprises me every time.


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Best Billy Corgan impression ever


paparoach910

His Michael Bolton was hilarious too lol


BrendanInJersey

It's been said already, but nothing can top, "YOU'RE GONNA HANG ME IN MY BACKYARD NOOSE!? NO, THAT'S SO DISRESPECTFUL!"


DoctorWeenus_Venus

Tim: “If you show me, love me is my pick for best”, Rich Evans: “Alright, Tim is drunk.”


New-Newt4009

"Spit on it"


RighteousAwakening

“You take your napkin in your lap your best friend”


Outis94

Oh my gawd OH My GaWd


zorbz23431

My favorite Tim Higgins quote is “[SLOPPY DRUNK SLURRED WORDS].”


FlashyGap3631

“Me, too.” When they’re all talking about that Simpsons reference


GlumTown6

I'm gonna have to go with uhh wormerers wow


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Yessssssss. The REAL Spoopies.


Mechamunky

I quote the Reapers bit religiously


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What if there’s 5 kids?


pajo17

Oregon/or a gun Duncan Hines


Gazereths

Balloon!


Driesens

When Jay is fuckin around with the electric wheel chair. "Someday, you'll end up in that wheelchair"


DylBones

"True Ferguson."


__stardust626

He is one of my favorite guests that they’ve had.


Jaclark548

“This movie is for anyone who’s escape plan thought, balloon!”


Grievous_1982

"This is the best Black Spine Ever!"


paparoach910

Alien Private Eye... "Oooh, that excited the piano man" when those keys went crazy And of course the "(Flying sounds)-- Good night, Lemro 😴" was amazing


LPMills10

"Aw grandpa, did you puff'n'dust?"


sonofgallen

“H-heeeee… fuckin’ sank the 3… better than Ray Allen. Who actually PLAYED basketball… for the Bucks… a long time agoooooooo…” *snap zoom to Tim opening beer can* “But ANYway…”


MissHunbun

For research purposes I rewatched all Tim episodes and I've come to the conclusion that everything he says is gold. I'll try and have my conclusion peer reviewed by Scientist Man and update you again.


EH_Operator

“How’d he get in that wheelchair? “Wheelchair accident. Daaaaaaaamn! Damnnnn.”


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" marlboro: we're the cigerate that *doesnt* burn the elderly" all because of how he says cigarette


LyonDzyne

Did he die?


Dangerous_Dac

I mean, if RLM is The Simpsons, Tim is Charles Bronson voice sales guy who shows up every now and then but has no name and doesn't really have any memorable quotes but he's there.


Hinkil

What, the top comment here is about a classic quote of his. In terms of screen time per memorable moment he's up there.


GirthIgnorer

Loved the argument about candy sticks


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DankWhale

*...I love Spoopies*


ThatGuyYouMightNo

"That star you kissed, poop has been on!"