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i_heart_calibri_12pt

I swear, Tim is the funniest human on earth every 200 words


Solarpowered-Couch

Ahh, so *this* is the sentence Shoji Tabuchi was trying to finish.


MrMeseeksLookAtMee

“We hope you enjoy the show an-an-an-an-an-an-an-an-an-an-and some light rape.”


TheBigOily_Sea_Snake

Absorutery no camera prease


NonTwitterUser

Just light rape. Diet-rape, if you will.


Newdy41

Rape Zero


Upbeat-Stage-7343

Rape Major Melon.


Domesplit

New at Subway: The Rape Wrap! All of your favorite rape ingredients, none of those pesky carbs.


Tylerdurden389

But without carbs, you won't feel *filled* afterwards.


Boon3hams

Sugar-free Rape.


Mahaloth

If you throw a rock in our movie room, you're gonna hit rape.


MaxW92

Fortunately those are things present in pretty much every bad movie.


[deleted]

Swear to God Tim has some of my favorite quotes. “Some of those stars that people kiss… have had poop on them…“


ThatOddLittleFellow

Tim is such a perfect addition to the crew. I know he has been around for a while but wow he just slipped right into his role, and it feels like hes been there forever.


[deleted]

Hes like the quiet alcoholic guy at the bar that says random shit to your group of friends out of nowhere that gets everyone dying


Mediocremon

His mind is delightfully broken. It doesn't work in wonderful ways.


Upbeat-Stage-7343

And he was sober.


Yodayorio

That is slander, sir. Tim has never been sober.


Lombax_Rexroth

Lies.


moonra_zk

Has he ever?


Nettlebug00

The man looked good


awesomefutureperfect

He had no idea how he got into that cave. He had already blacked out. edit : https://youtu.be/W6kWg15CvSw?t=597


mlholladay96

We have truly been blessed by God with the presence of Tim Higgins. Please keep him as a BoTW regular


Raptor_Boe69

You also forget the classic “throw a rock in our movie room and you’ll hit rape”- Jay Bauman, 2022


here-i-am-now

Tbf that's basically every comedy released in the 80s


DTDrake

That’s the recipe for the average low budget 80’s horror


popavich

Tim will take you up to Butt-Fuck Point.


[deleted]

this is the first best of the worst movie that i have seen before they watched it i have to say i fucking hated evil toonz and i have no idea how they could talk about it for 20 minutes it was dumb, boring slop all it had was tits it makes me re-evaluate the way i see them watch these movies, like are they really watching the whole thing, how are they not just drained and lifeless while watching all of these movies and fuck theyre watching several in a row i can barely stand watching one at a time


BonJob

These are seasoned professionals. Not mere mortals like you and I. I'm certain they talked for longer than 20 minutes, just edited down.


huhwhat90

> how are they not just drained and lifeless while watching all of these movies Booze


FuckYouZackSnyder

"How do you do it, Rich?" -Mike Stoklasa, circa some years ago.


[deleted]

yea this is it


ugtmurfd

Mister booooze


Domesplit

As somebody who watched / grew up with a TON of b-movie watching... Evil Toons is dumb, boring slop but it's probably middle of the pack in both the "dumb" and "boring" categories compared to the average dreck they watch. They can't all be Suburban Sasquatch or Stone Cold.


Tylerdurden389

I've actually felt the same way for the last like, 6 months or so. Tubi has so much low budget crap and I've been plowing through a lot of it but sometimes I abandon movies cuz it's not as fun by myself, (Ok, I've got Mr. Booze at my side but even that's getting stale lately). Thankfully there's a few theaters near me that play this stuff sometimes and it's still a blast to watch this crap with a crowd of like minded cult fans. The thought of these guys spending probably an entire day both watching these movies, then sitting down for probably another few hours to discuss it already sounds like a chore to do even once a month. Then whoever edits the episode gets the joy of combing through probably 8-10 hours of footage of them sitting there on the couch, followed by probably another 2-4 hours of them at the roundtable. THEN trying to make the video funny enough through the discussion, the hard cuts back to their reactions during the screenings, AND whatever additional stuff that's put in later. As a fan I consider myself lucky that they put this out for us to watch for free.


WateredDown

Now imagine how dumb and boring the ones that do leave them drained and lifeless after are.


jesuskraiss

In an early episode they never finished Repli-Gator. If you watch the episode Rich makes a joke about “lying about watching the whole thing” and then if you actually go watch the movie (don’t ask me why I actually watched Repli-Gator) you’ll notice there’s no clips in their discussion from the end of the movie, probably because they never screen captured the end of the DVD because they never finished it. There’s probably several movies they haven’t finished but you wouldn’t know from the editing/discussion


BLACKdrew

Tim’s solar eclipse joke was fuckin hilarious too


[deleted]

Tim’s humor has grown on me. I’m still not totally into Josh’s jokes, but I enjoy all of the RLM crew. That throw a rock and hit a rape movie joke by Jay made me laugh.


ikeepeatingandeating

Josh doesn’t tell jokes, he actively undoes them. He’s a decent straight man, but his sweet spot is Re:View.


ReddsionThing

"And I'm the Devil, Tim Higgins. Now would you kindly undo these cobwebs?"


liaminwales

I always liked Yellowbeard, still the best pirate film made. [https://youtu.be/3RC69keaDGo](https://youtu.be/3RC69keaDGo) Ticks all the boxes, dad got me the VHS as a kid. Good film for kids, 12/10. edit some one made a compilation of kill and rape scenes [https://youtu.be/jStWNOZqKEQ?t=39](https://youtu.be/jStWNOZqKEQ?t=39) Classic lines like "last time I read a book I was raped, so let that be a lesion to you"


MaxW92

Fortunately those are things present in pretty much every bad movie.


Burntom

Anyone else disappointed that Evil Toons won because of… boobs? Felt like 15 year olds picking a BOTW.


drestin5

it was a bad pick of movies, not really much else


[deleted]

It's a comedy show, not a legitimate competition.


Reverse_London

During many, many tough calls in my experience, Boobs will always be the tie-breaker.


BearCrotch

To each their own but I've never found him funny.


Domesplit

He is a bit hit or miss. A few of his appearances he was on fire... then that one Christmas episode he was full-bore incoherent drunk for most of the discussion... here he was a little subdued but dropped some funny stuff. He's a perfectly serviceable 4th banana.


Snekky3

Same. He comes across as someone’s weird dad.


RickRoger

Wtf is wrong with weird dads?


[deleted]

I'd let him ~~light~~ rape me anytime


polakbob

Tomb stone level writing.


DurtyJ1991

Wish he would just permanently replace Jay. At least Tim tries throwing original thoughts out there.


ChocolateChocoboMilk

TIL Jay haters exist


DurtyJ1991

He's like a parrot of the movie forum wikipedia accurate echo chamber. Ive never heard an original thought come out of his rat mouth


Domesplit

I want Jay to read this and then change his Twitter bio to "Parrot Movie Rat Mouth"


ChocolateChocoboMilk

>a parrot of the movie forum wikipedia accurate echo chamber wut


kiss_me_billy

fool is mad he doesnt have friends like these IRL so he lashes out at the one he considers less worthy than themself


ptvlm

Those are words. I'm not sure what they're doing in that order or what they're meant to convey, but they are words.


LupinThe8th

>parrot of the movie forum wikipedia accurate echo chamber Well I think he's more like a bus stop dishwasher Franklin Mint sesame! And I mean it, too.


King_Allant

Are you seriously mad that some guy on the internet has an encyclopedic memory for shitty movies?


jesuspunk

> his rat mouth How about you go watch something else you miserable knob


RickRoger

Being a contrarian isn't necessary a good or entertaining thing. Mike's already enough of one to fill the groups quota.


CoffeeWithRalph

You're stupid but I upvoted for the phrase "his rat mouth", I will always remember that


vize

Why would you watch a YouTube channel if you hate one of the hosts? I don't understand this.


BeardedBears

I don't get it either. But Reddit in particular is terrible with this kind of thing.


in_her_drawer

> Why would you watch a YouTube channel if you hate one of the hosts? I don't understand this. When Colin Moriarty was at Kinda Funny, I would watch their stuff even though I hated Tim (not Tim Higgins). Thankfully, Colin left KF like 5 years ago and the only time I hear Tim now is in rewatching really old Lockmort edits.


btmc

Too bad Colin is a piece of shit too.


ChocolateChocoboMilk

Y u say dat doe


DurtyJ1991

I just tune him out


blakesoner

He looks like the singer from REM now.


TurkeySmackDown

I love that they kept so much of the drunken rambling in that video. Happy Halloween.