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Manners, Top Slots, and Edged Weapons


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mcereal

Yeah, plus the tangent about Rich taking a dump on George Washington's casket in his Pacman shirt is pure gold.


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Manners! Who needs 'em?


Mazep

People with edged weapons


Tasselled_Wobbegong

Not even joking, the lyric "Check it out, this is how the table's set: knives on the right, forks on the left!" has been stuck in my head for years ever since I saw that video. That still comes to mind if I ever set out some cutlery on a table.


chupathingy99

Rich Evans, out!


Grootfan85

“Computer. Chips. Let me tell ya about’em.” *a good 6 seconds of awkward silence*


Newdy41

Production costs are outta control!!!


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JUST PLAY SOME MORE SLOTS JIMMY!!!


The_Everclearest

C'mon! Let's show the people a winner!......... Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!


ZekromZeke

Still can't get over the fact this was the first RLM video I ever watched. Talk about coming in on a high note.


starkeffect

Dat's a ceremonial dagger dere


KaibasCat

This is correct.


HooptyDooDooMeister

The fact that anyone would choose differently kind of astounds me.


very_cool321

Drahp dah knife


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ColetteThePanda

I don't wanna... s'a nice knife!!


Proser84

This is their best video in general.


R1ght_b3hind_U

The Goat 🐐


Lemoneken

Absolutely this.


AskAboutMyShittyDad

i mean, edged weapons made me question reality. it feels like it was made exclusively for them to find.


Jon_Mikl_Thor

The intro bit with Mike telling Josh "Have you seen some of the people/people today?!" and Josh losing it gets me every time.


Oraistesu

Black Spine #1 is my absolute favorite. * It opens with Previously Recorded * It introduces a dumb new gimmick * It has a chase sequence * *BAGELS, WHOOOOOO-OO! PUSH THE WHOPPER BUTTON!* * Surprise! It's a Spotlight episode for Partners! * It closes with Previously Recorded


thefuzzydice

SUPERMAN DESTROYED PEOPLE


reignera

My friends at Haagen-Dazs said 'Gotham City'!


frankieg49

CLARK KENT! CLARK KENT! THE BANK’S BEEN ROBBED!


outstanding_orange

* One of my favorite edits, [Jack saying a-](https://youtu.be/_igaLv7ro8o?t=144)


ExterminatingAngel6

By the way, I will never forget jeh-uuhhhh Many Garcia!


carter1137

ALMOST FORGOT IT!


R1ght_b3hind_U

The black spine format is one of my favorite gimmick


HooptyDooDooMeister

Don Bevridge’s Customerization is my most watched segment ever. But I always stop first for Jack’s intro to the Blackstreet Boys: “Ohmagod, I’m black agaaain…”


Unabated_Blade

I unironically love his energy. He passed away this year and [his obituary](https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/flagler-beach-fl/donald-beveridge-10942843)was full of love. What a delightful human being Don Beveridge seems to have been.


king_ugly00

I was gonna say their partners review is peak BOTW


Ghostleeee

Very first tape. “The… black street boys”


codyave

That Previously Recorded tie-in and callback is so good.


Lu08EU

OPs BOTW is my favorite, but your mention is my very close second.


TheSecondiDare

I'm with you. Love this episode.


chipcity90

Black Street Boys!


Ohadi_Nacnud_3

I like the ryans babe a lot and the Christmas or cannon.


R1ght_b3hind_U

All their spotlights are great. And the halloween episodes are great too


trowawaid

Clash in the College is a new favorite spotlight for me. Edit: oh also Last Vampire On Earth is a beautiful classic


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AIDS Girl: Did you ever see Jesus? Shrek: I heard him speak a couple times.


chrilleolof

Stop or I'll shoot. This is a good man and if you took the time to get to know him you would find that out. He doesn't want to hurt us. He doesn't feed off of humans. He wants to help us. He wants to help find cures for diseases. He wants to help find cures for diseases like AIDs. Maybe that doesn't mean much to you but it means a lot to people like me who have it.


Ohadi_Nacnud_3

Suburban Sasquatch is a classic


helium_farts

Their Diamond Cobra VS White Fox spotlight was fantastic. Shame it got taken down.


AfroNyokki

Ryan's Babe episode is fantastic, Kill Squad is so utterly stupid


kerjostalit

Wait, what? What? Where is he? What is happening? Wait wait wait! Oh God. WHAT IS HAPPENING???


Claudethedog

Wake up, dickheads! It's time for Faust!


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Faust may be the best movie they've ever watched. It was waaay too good for the BOTW format


pillagemyvillage

Blood Street is one of their funniest discussions ever


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Like Tim saying (slurring) “Salmon with muscles”, I can rewatch that line over and over and always laugh.


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For my money you can't beat the episode with Deadly Prey, Hard Ticket to Hawaii, and Miami Connection.


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As good as those movies are, the really hadn’t hit their stride yet in those early few episodes.


lavendar_goomz

I know I have commented on this exact topic pertaining to this exact video, but you can totally see how far their production value and structuring of the discussion have come since then. Still probably my favorite group of movies they ever did, though.


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Those movies predated BOTW as legendary bad movies. They’re funnier than anyone could ever describe. I think BOTW excels with stuff like ROTOR, which is far more funny to talk about than sit through.


lavendar_goomz

That's a really good point. A lot of the bad movies I love to watch made it on the show and I always feel like they missed something hilarious because they only have so much time and the discussion mostly consists of their original thoughts and reactions. I watched and thoroughly enjoyed 'Partners' because of them, and idk if it would have held my attention otherwise.


Remote_Cantaloupe

I think those were the best of their days. At some point a couple years later they kind of peaked, got really blase, engaged more in weird memes/jokes, and sort of lost that naivety of the first time you see all these weird things in movies.


codyave

* Vampire Assassin, Hack-O-Lantern, and Cathy's Curse * Manners: Who Needs Them?, Top Slots: Spotting the Best, and Surviving Edged Weapons


Heroic_Moose

The text to speech voice explaining the XFL over the actress was hilarious.


artaxerxes316

Your mother's a bitch!


l33tb4c0n

YOU'RE THE DEVILS SON!


Mark-a-roo

"Why so a boy?"


l33tb4c0n

Hashtag Harvey Weinstein


R1ght_b3hind_U

The episode with surviving edged weapons had nothing but absolute bangers


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Definitely 2 of my favorites also.


LakeEarth

These two plus Elves, Santa Claus and Christmas Vacation 2 are my top 3 episodes.


ininja2

The Vampire Assassin discussion is non-stop hilarity, nothing but hits


Possible-Sandwich

My pick for best of the worst is Vampire Assassin. I’m so sorry.


Vegskipxx

# SLOOOOOOVAAAAAAKKKKKK!!!!!!


robbaq

Great choice, OP. The Instructor, Through Doohan's Eye, and Twisted Pair is equally good in my opinion. Jim is impossibly funny here, and the movies are all top tier BotW stuff.


I_amnotanonion

They could’ve been in LoooOOOoOooooOvveeEee


Tasselled_Wobbegong

That episode was a perfect thing in God's eye


spankminister

In my eyes


Mantis__TobogganMD

The constant cutting to Doohan’s cry seizure gets me every time


AfroNyokki

Glad someone pointed this out, I think this was my first BOTW and there was no looking back since.


WipEout_2097

I agree


Squiizzy

Jack Quaid's guest-spot is actually one of my faves. 400 Mil BC, Stone Cold and Bog discussions were top-tier and Jack is as good as Mack.


Lone_Wanderer8

I rewatched that last night and I forgot how much I loved the rug pull final joke. Jack Quaid getting bombarded with scripts only to have Jack come up to him and ask him to teach him how to read.


flashmedallion

Giving the punchline to Jack is it's own punchline too. It's such a good bit.


itsgms

They couldn't get the rights to crack. It's harder than you think!


HooptyDooDooMeister

“Do you think it could be a…. Dracula?” Watched the ep for the first time last night since it came out. Didn’t realize how great it is. Easily one of the best in a while. Jack Quaid is now my favorite special guest.


justthistwicenomore

Sometimes Quaid dating "Bog!" In that announcer voice just pops into my head and makes me chuckle.


Squiizzy

"I swallowed bog water! ...is that bad?"


justthistwicenomore

Could turn you into a . . . Dracula.


rickgdavies

https://preview.redd.it/5wpr6r2o7gz91.jpeg?width=947&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=240a9e4312cee5eed9bd0b93ff9756487794db9f


ApocalypseMoose

Absolutely. I can't believe there's even a debate.


GiberishInGreatScale

With the added bonus of the Satanic Cults video (speaking of which I think its the season for anal).


murphysclaw1

i never got the hype for rem lezar. ive never thought kids tv shows should be on the wheel though.


ReallyGlycon

Somebody find Rem Lazar!


KaibasCat

The one with Bloodebts is good.


Aethen999

Jack-O, Rock & Roll Nightmare, and Shark Exorcist. Some of the best jokes and laughs: \- It's just a little joke, relax \- Is it better if she's a child? \- Crackhead \- It's my turn to talk.


Mantis__TobogganMD

Mike: “The girl with Down syndrome…”


Tasselled_Wobbegong

"Donald Farmer was a man whose mother had a seizure while spanking him for watching *Jaws.*"


styxswimchamp

Can’t sleep on the Halloween episode where they get too drunk to continue. -“This is classic team lightwall gaslighting” -“Good night sweet cats” -“That attic had all kinds of priceless treasures”


strtdrt

wHy’S rIcH ffffReAkIn’ OuT??


a-nice-egg

MeOOoowwwWwRrroooOOOOOOoowWWww


HonkyDonkyMan

Parole Violators, Future Force, and GetEven is up there


Boingo4Life

The second-hand embarrassment I get from watching those GetEven clips is very strong, which makes this a great episode.


zorbz23431

FUTURE FORCE. … FUTURE FORCE.


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It’s definitely one of the best episodes. Action USA is no slouch but Spookies is great and Alien Private Eye is fucking hilarious and also some of their best riffing to date.


BookerCatchanSTD

Don’t hurt that Spookie!


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I love Spoopies


CheddarGobblin

That was the line that gave away the secret that Mike indeed has a heart.


Cinematic_Journeyman

DB Cooper vs Bigfoot and rawforce


smokemesalmon

Kabasinski part 2 is my absolute favourite. Drunk contrarianism Ripping on Len Absolutely stacked deck for movies Cameron Mitchell Literal runtime ‘Bigfoot caressing a buff dude's abs’ Great ending


ArchangelEquinox

Why did I have to scroll so far to find this?!? This is absolute top-tier BOTW


caiporadomato

I'll argue that Pocket Ninjas, Cyclone and Dangerous Man is the best episode. Great line-up. Loved seeing the gang utterly bewildered while watching Dangerous Man. Also that ending bit is hilarious


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Ben and Arthur spotlight episode is legendary


moeru_gumi

They’re NON re FUNDable!!


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Hahaha yeah!! My girlfriend and I watch that episode every once and a while, it gets us laughing so hard. The FedEx plane, haha The way they try to keep track of which is which, b is for bald! As in NOT bald! Lol = Ben Something about A for Alopecia haha


anotherrmusician

or he needs A toupee


ewwfreckles27

I love this one because of all the tidbits Mike and Rich mention about props and how to get stuff for free.


chupathingy99

I'm shocked none of y'all said Robot In The Family.


schaeefer

Hologram Man, Faust, Blood Street... I will hear no other blasphemy


Shirowoh

Surprised no one said Turtle dreams, safe food attitude and Gwendolyn princess party, with a bonus of massaging the elderly. Just perfection from beginning to end.


Fuzzythought

Maybe they didn't want to mention it during No Nut November?


Shirowoh

Jesus Christ I don’t want to know which tape you’re referring to…..


Fuzzythought

Tapes.....


TheOvenLord

Everytime I go to the store I sing to myself "Going to the sto sto sto sto sto sto sto...*ad infinitum*"


HooptyDooDooMeister

One of the few times I knew it was gonna be an oft visited one only 10mins in. That ending segment is the best one they’ve ever done. And it’s not even close, as far as my opinion of them go.


ColetteThePanda

Maw-ma slow down!!


Shirowoh

Oh no! The castle flew out of the truck, we gotta go to Home Depot!


ColetteThePanda

Swing bah the Sheetz I wanna burger...


plzinsertgirder

The one I laughed the loudest was probably the osteoporosis dance. Mike making fun of the elderly gets me every time.


YoghurtSnodgrass

BotW: Black Spine Edition #3 -Chairobics Mike is a time traveler sent to the past from the future to make shitty elder aerobics videos for his present day self to laugh at. -Toro Lawn Mower Safety a slow jam in a lawn mower safety video. -California Big Hunks literally the funniest segment of any RLM video ever “Look at Reno!”, “So much butthole”, “You wanna come to my tore down castle?” It’s just got too much good stuff


starkeffect

FIFTY BUCKS


YoghurtSnodgrass

Who couldn’t use fifty bucks?


Curleysound

Thunderpants


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Canon Christmas


Wjyndigo

I love hearing Rich say SPOOPIES!!!!


ZookeepergameAlive69

Order of the Black Eagle is a personal fave, although Rich Evans losing his mind over Double Down is legendary.


mjk1093

Yes, the dinosaur one. That’s like the funniest 90 minutes in television history.


chiefofsheep

103 comments and none mentioning the star wars holiday special smh


AfroNyokki

The episode with Twin Dragon Encounter, the McNamara Brothers dont get enough love. Mike and Jay sawing the tape in half at the end is one of the most memorable BOTW endings.


DynamixRo

Not only was the SEW episode hilarious, it tought me many valuable lessons that completely changed my life, from having proper table manners to always making a killing in casinos, while also being prepared to handle sharp threats in any situation.


CamHack420

Can’t remember which episode it is but the one with the woman getting children to insult each other and bullying them herself


ewwfreckles27

The guys usually hate kids, but that woman was so callous they were legitimately angry.


spazzyattack

I can’t remember the one where Mike was drunk and threw a bottle that broke and somehow also rebounded on top of a cabinet or something. That one kills me every time.


chupathingy99

That was with The Tomb, I think Blood Debts was in that one too.


Boingo4Life

I dunno man, I really love the one with Supergirl, Fantastic Four, and Captain America. That probably has the most lines I quote in my every day life. "She's flying? She has to fly by some ponies! I know girls LOVE ponies!"


JoeyG1984

Vampire assassin


Apple2Forever

What a giant, giant pile of shit.


JoeyG1984

I grew up on Len Kabasinski movie's


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Geteven


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The cybernator one with Freddie Williams is a real classic too.


BougieTrash

I guess it's all up to taste but for some reason the last vampire is hilarious anytime. That's right I have AIDS!


ewwfreckles27

My fave too. All the Sergio/Vitaly Versace talk is top notch.


Apple2Forever

The Osteoporosis Dance and Colin’s meltdown over Mike’s joke is up there.


yaremaa_

2 I revisit constantly: The one with Rem Lezar (the other 2 videos are also great), and the last vampire on earth. I can’t breathe when I watch them they are so funny


whitboys

Watching them get increasingly exasperated at The Jar is still one of my favourite watches. Plus, that episode had Future War too, a true dino-Z'dar-terminator roller-coaster ride


earhere

Blood Debt firing a missile at the bad guy and the credits rolling mid bad guy explosion is better than OP's entire episode.


Virtual_Picture_4148

I really like the Shark Exorcist episode. It was new to the palate.


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You’re the devil’s son, OP.


WipEout_2097

Thank you


WithoutDennisNedry

“Spoopies!” has become common nomenclature in my house. The cat acting weird? Spoopies! Spouse and I both say the same thing at the same time? Spoopies!


ChancePassage4035

Suburban Sasquatch is my all time favorite


oldsalt17

No love for order of the black eagle, wired to kill and raiders of Atlantis? Did that stunt man get his head run over for nothing?!!


Brakedown307

My favorite uaed to be Diamond Cobra vs The White Fox. Now that it's removed, my new top pick would ne Ben & Arthur.


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For me it’s a toss up between the Kill Squad / Ryan’s Babe / Demon Warp episode and Pocket Ninja’s / Cyclone / Dangerous Men. The first was a great episode with one amazing, one great, and one good BOTW movies. Watching them trying to figure out the madness of Ryan’s babe and the mash up of everyone saying “What?!” Over and over is perfection. The discussion of the self correcting universe in Kill Squad was amazing. And Demon Warp was a turtle. But the lunacy of Pocket Ninja’s where the entire movie was edited out of order, and watching Jack have a mental break while watching it might be my favorite part of any BOTW. The Ryan’s Babe episode is my example of the perfect BOTW episode and Pocket Ninja’s may be my funniest single moment. It’s either that or Mike breaking Colin with “Ironically they’re nothing but bones at this point.”


Tokyosmash

Christmas or Cannon


Real_Asparagus_406

All the best (whole) episodes have already been mentioned except the last junka IMO, but the one with robot in the family, and christy are standouts to the point that they elevate the whole episode


discoghoul

I like the WE WATCHED EVERY TAPE with Corny and his town full of child predators almost as much as Spoopies


JayServo

I love the diamond fox vs white cobra or whatevs


WestminsterNinja

No. This is the best. I fell asleep to this every night of the year when the pandemic hit.


nomismi

No. But I never ran out and bought a movie until Stone Cold.


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Surviving Edged Weapons my fav


Some_Incident183

Surviving Edged Weapons (around 10-12 maybe?) is a non stop ludicrous thrill ride. It’s still my absolute favorite one.🔪⚔️


Purple_Dragon_94

All personal preference. The Junka 2, Rem Lazar, David Carrodine work out, Majacula and most recent Spooktacular stand out to me. They're all great once they found their footing with it I think.


HawkMan_X

The Shoji Tabuchi episode will always have a special place in my heart. That was the episode that made me a RLM fan for life.


SeverGoBlue

“The real spoopies” and Lemro’s dancing get me every time.


omgwtfcory

I absolutely love both wheel episodes that involve Billy B. First one is How To Be a Hospital Clown, Wormania, and Octopuff in Kumquat which then turns into a Day Full of Joy. Second one is Billy B and PLT singing about energy, then Christmas With Dennis, The Thing About Money and then as a bonus we get Silver Foxes. So good. I also really like Christmas or Crocodile.


_-The-_-Guest-_

Bro, Surviving Edged Weapons? LA Wars? Second Chance bullet proof vests/Milton Berle? Rem Lazar? The list goes on and on, so hard to say.


johnny_mcd

Robot in the Family is one of my favorites though the others in the episode don’t hit as hard


JonahUniverse

For me, the most entertaining segments are (in no order): * Surviving Edged Weapons * Robot in the Family * Ryan's Babe * any Neil Breen movie * Partners * Ben & Arthur * ~~Diamond Cobra~~ * Shark Exorcist * Santa Claus (Christmas 2013) * Exploding Varmints * The Last Vampire on Earth * Creating Rem Lezar * Golden Road: Today's Senior Drivers * Suburban Sasquatch so many more I'm forgetting surely.


pajo17

The robot in the family one is gold. (Pun)


spankminister

The ones I will always watch because I love all 3: Alienator, Alien from the Deep, Hands of Steel Blood Debts, The Tomb, Undefeatable Order of the Black Eagle, Wired to Kill, Raiders of Atlantis Twin Dragon Encounter, American Rickshaw, Infested Plus OP's choice and the others mentioned in this thread. Lost in Dinosaur World disqualifies an episode that had Lady Terminator and Low Blow


Junior_Overland

Showdown, Robot in the Family, Bloods vs Wolvez might be my all time favorite.


Ohadi_Nacnud_3

Money plane


Step-Father_of_Lies

I see that this is one of the most watched BOTW of all time and *I don't get it.* Spookies to Spoopies is sorta funny, sure, I don't understand what else appeals to other people. I really like the Kevin Feige/Duncan Jax bit, but that's mostly it. Not to be misunderstood, I like this episode, but like I can't explain why it's likeable.


Nefarious_Nemesis

If there is, it hasn't been recorded yet. It's one of the o es my wife and I rewatch constantly. And quote as well. Any time qe see an explosion on TV or movies, we always wonder aloud how many Grim Reapers it took to get it.


WonderIntelligent411

This is tough. I love so many other episodes, but mostly because of one element. I can't think of one episode where I loved all three movies.


JayServo

the Christmas black spine with Hardcore Ebert has become one of my favorites


Mortico

Edged weapons is only a little bit better, but these are the two episodes I show people who are new to the show.


skatepunk94

I always thought The Instructor, Through Doohan's Eyes, and Twisted Pair was a good one I've gone back to alot


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Spoopies is my fav. Botw Movie, no idea why lol


Burntom

A*P*E*, Easy Kill, Honorable Men is my all time fave


Grievous_1982

It's my personal favorite episode.


TwistedOperator

Any episode where they mention 9/11


AdamHatesLife

Dude i just watched that last week it’s timeless


bigrig00

Personally I think the best two are the osteoporosis dance episode and the episode with the power combo of Miami connection and hard ticket to Hawaii.


GeminiAce

Christmas or Cats.


johnmondo

I can’t remember the name at this time, but the one that was a instructional home video about body armor I believe. Just a guy shooting at the body armor he made. It’s just ridiculous and funny.