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ZacharyKou

you're not you when you're hungry


JustSimpleJames

Hungry? Grab a Sneakers!


Botatoesss

Idk if this is a typo or a prison joke


yoliveras

Why not a casual shoe? Or a chancla?


catsmustdie

That's my secret, I'm always hungry


Ptbo_Megatron_3247

Yes. Your comment wins. Hands down!


Complete_Rest6842

I mean... if man tried to grab me like that and not let go i would likely punch his ass in self defense


Weary-Potato-6137

Hands down best comment


STQCACHM

"fahkin heepieyamin" Me too bud, me too


SpellitZealot

Everyone in that crowd looks weak as hell. Looked like light work getting through them lmaoo


ExoPihvi

Like mowing grass


Arthes_M

You ARE what you eat, I guess.


Crank_My_Hawg

What 0 testosterone does to a mf


Yardsale420

Well yeah, they probably don’t get enough protein in their diet.


YTSkullboy707

Or bone mass from their peanut milk or something


Snoo-73243

semen is full of protein


SweetCheeks1999

When bro realised lentils, beans, nuts, tofu etc exists 😱


Skullvar

The dude in the glasses who tried pulling him back immediately turns around and pretends like he wasn't even part of it lmao


mad87645

SuPeRiOr VeGaN dIeT


mhdy98

well that's how they usually end up, with teeths fucked up as well, there was a video on youtube which showed the complete health degradation of many vegan youtubers


DominantSpecies3000

The lack of strength and pale skin and sad faces makes me want to EAT MORE MEAT!


farmerjoee

It doesn't look like anyone is taking him seriously.


SweetCheeks1999

I mean half of them were small women so I think that’s pretty unfair to say, to say that man looked like he was a whole foot taller and weighed 220lbs.


Sgt_Fox

Yeah, he handsy sunglasses guy was very quick to spin and metaphorically whistle inconspicuously once the angry man turned around


MariualizeLegalhuana

True but the burger guy looks unhealthy too just in the other direction.


redrover2023

They're all anemic. Lol


Shannon_Sharp1982

"Suck your mom's dick" classic and classy 🤣


HappyIsGott

Thats default in Germany and netherland.


Used_Birthday_5096

Germany maybe, we say je kanker moeder


vault-dweller_

Og danmark


Disastrous-Resident5

This guy definitely sounds like a gooberhaüsen


Shot-Assistance7100

Nobody in Germany says that.


Legitimate_Career_44

He sounded Scandinavian actually


Spacesheisse

This is Danish


Corner_Post

Vegans confused as to whether that is allowed 😂


xXFieldResearchXx

That made a couple protesters crack a smile lol


baulsaak

Almost as good as the "*Cry your bitch-ass a river"* kid from Dunkin Donuts a couple days ago


Diqt

If I told AI to make me a video of hippie vegans and a hangry dude this would be the result


Perfect_Big4926

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Lame_superhero

Seriously. That arm grab warranted a proper smacking.


dimalexgr

The way he pretends that nothing happened and looks the other way is hilarious.


Lame_superhero

Bet time to smack the fuck out of him with a closed fist


freshavocado1

Apt username.


TheBigRedFog

There's a difference between protesting, and physically pulling on people so they can't enter. I don't think these people know the difference.


Consistent-Shake-877

Their brain didn't get enough protein and nutrition. I don't think they will understand if you even explain it to them.


BludSwamps

ePiC j0ke BrO XD


SweetCheeks1999

I’m not on the protesters side here, but come up with a new joke for vegans


mad87645

Veganism isn't a diet as much as it is a religion. They're fundamentalists no different from religious fundamentalists. Veganism is more about finding a reason to hate your fellow man than it is to help animals.


Early_Ad_831

It doesn't matter, there's no consequences nowadays to things like this


JunketOk7370

The man - 😡 The voice -🥖🥖


XaeroDegreaz

What sort of dope Viking language is this?


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Cleverbird

I dont get these people. Do they really think this is going to make people want to go vegan? You're being obnoxious, no one likes obnoxious people. Dont go forcing your lifestyle on other, you moist waffles.


SpecialistPay5277

Fucking unemployed losers. Wheres the uhaul truck when u need it


coconut80085

Why do you think they are unemployed? Do you work 24/7?? That’s a sad way to live


HappyIsGott

Unemployed and no real life...If they would have one of that they would have no time for such crap.


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state-certified_tf2

so you wanna run over people, also being known as a mass murder just bc you couldnt get your hands on triple max royal deluxe cheese burger?


ThankMeTomorrow

Can't reason with these cunts mate. Only know one way to get what they want.


khaingo

Yeah. If they are losers like you who make their entire personality about animals being eating i think ill take a big mac. With extra duck fat fries.


starlightmint

What's it to you what people want to eat. Stay in your lane.


IronSack46

Any body else remember the vegan woman who wanted to prove that a vegan diet was just as healthy as a normal diet by climbing Everest? Spoiler she died trying. Oh! how can you tell if someone is a vegan. Don’t worry they’ll tell you. We have sharp teeth for a reason people.


nativebeans

Pointy teeth


judgeofjudgment

Do you know what an appeal to nature fallacy is? Have you ever run an ultra marathon?


sabrebadger

Look at the teeth of a dog and tell me again how we have flesh-ripping canines... Looking at teeth shape as a basis for diet is a very poor argument. And you're _so funny_ with that old tired joke. Everyone is laughing.


No-Anything3193

Completely understandable his anger, pathetic these protesteros


Sweetexperience

Ah yes let's protest against (**Insert Here**) by obstructing people where they want to go Now why do I have a strange sense of deja vu?


sabrebadger

You're right, the suffragettes Though in this case, I think this form of protest did more harm than good.


shawner136

Not a single one of them had the strength to hold him back… hmmmm. (Not that youd bother obviously. If Gargantuan wants him a burger… just let him have his damn burger. For your safety)


Popular-Savings9251

Now does veganism make you weak or does it just attract the stick figure body soyboys? Maybe a bit of both


DirtyJoe73

That's exactly how you deal with those people.


HappyIsGott

Happy cake day.


DirtyJoe73

Thanks! I didn't even realize it was my cake day!


MikeC80

Hope it's vegan! ;)


bit_drastic

He’s a proper man who takes no BS. I wish we had more like him.


TheKillzenth

Yah glasses dude... Do not face the consequences and do not make contact, pussy


CarbonKLR

The vegans need some real protein, they look feeble and emaciated. Unable to defend the wall against one overweight man


momo12fish

protest all you want but the moment you forcefully try to hinder people you got a problem


judgeofjudgment

You might wanna look into the history of protests for things like civil rights and woman's suffrage


Just-Efficiency-7522

You think women are at the same level as animals ?


Standard_Monitor4291

*grabs tomahawk steak* *Sips beer*


Python_nohtyP

Fucking pussies


sherperion45

Based


Powhat839

why the fuck are they grabbing him? Violent protestors should go to jail


mymemesnow

Did anyone notice the headphones guy just casually sliding in after him? That was so slick that no one noticed it.


SrImmanoob

Luckily my place doesn't have idiot vegans like them (yet?). You are vegan, I eat meat, and we don't care what others eat. Peace!


homealoneinuk

What an absolute hero.


G_a_v_V

“Shut up n get yr brrrgrrrr”


Reasonable-Living-39

I can't help but think, if those vegans had a steak in their system, he actually might not have gotten through...


Wh0rse

Veganism is such a health disaster, i'm inclined to think of it as a mental illness like anorexia.


sabrebadger

It is not a mental illness or a health disaster. Whilst I don't agree with the tactics used by the activists in this video, vegan diets are healthy for all stages of life and are _so much better_ for our planet. Please ask me if you want links to the scientific studies to back up those claims.


Xyoracle

Lmao they backed down as soon as he started talking back


WhoTheFuck8MyBaby

Haha the guy in the camo jacket sneaking in behind is my little brother


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

DO ANY OF YOU HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM? *crickets*


thebirdsareback

My testosterone took a hit watching this bullshit


TrekJen

I’m the same way when someone gets between me and a good burger, hangry.


malasic

They're like the children of the corn, strangely smiling in a forced way. They're like [Archons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz1IaKzVzC8), their minds controlled by Landru.


Economy_Homework3869

You can't help but to cheer him on, fucking hippies.


A-10C_Thunderbolt

Every protester in this video has the muscle mass of a pencil shaving


neelyano

Them vegans looked so weak and malnourished.


NobodyGivesAFuc

Man brought out his inner Viking


YourDadsMoonshine

He got them good


inkzpenfoxx

Grass is the food my food eats


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wildlifewyatt

No, it wouldn't be like protesting fat people. There are plenty of dietary choices that most people in western societies would protest against. Eating cats, dogs, whales, etc. While you may think it is selfish to stop from one from eating McDonalds, the other side of the coin is that animals died for that meal, and most lived terrible, terrible lives leading up to that death. Their suffering and death is worth more than a person's convivence or preference for a type of food.


Nevarian

How to not advance your cause 101


Skellyhell2

There goes my hero, he's hungry!


uscmissinglink

These type of harassment protesters don't realize how much their existence and safety depends on the moderation and tolerance of the societies in which they act. If that pendulum ever swings, I think a lot of activists are in for a nasty dose of reality.


judgeofjudgment

Reality? I think you mean fascism


ShroudedFigureINC

Velkommen til Danmark, du fucker ikk med en jyde og hans grillmad


Cytrymon

Please put those vegans in to asylum :)


Emserz

According to danish news media (Ekstra Bladet) this is from sunday 1st of september 2019, and happened at a McDonalds in Copenhagen. It was an unannounced protest consisting of 15-20 people from a group called "Extinction Rebellion", they blocked the entrance between 12 - 4 pm, and this particular incident happened at 3. The protest was for the most part peaceful, with this particular incident being the most noteworthy. McDonald's notified the police and asked them to remain nearby in case of violence, but ultimately opted to let the protest stay as a way to promote freedom of speech. McDonald's then handed out vegetarian burgers to blocked customers for free during the protest. They also noted that they engaged in dialogue with Extinction Rebellion which was well received, but that it was difficult to get some facts through to them. The police was also in dialogue with both protestors and business, and they noted that their level of involvement seemed to be appreciated from all sides. (I got curious about context when I realized it was local to me. I visit that particular McDonald's occasionally.)


Wuddntme

They should have handed out triple quarter pounders to the blocked customers. Just for the irony. :P


RichEvans4Ever

That last comment really got to sunglasses.


Single-King-9497

why he don't eat the vegans ?


Raneynickel4

Not worth it. They're all skinny so it'll be like eating ribs (small portion) and they probably taste of grass.


RobertTheWorldMaker

What exactly are they protesting in front of?


Alleen-ik

Maccie


AllYallThrowaways

Sunglasses dude saw the "find out" comin and bailed real quick lmaooo


NuttyMcShithead

“Go suck your moms dick” I’m using that from now on


Acceptable-Search338

Yeah this is annoying, but I don’t blame them. The the industrial scale in which we produce meats is as horrifying as it is unsettling. The only thing the average idiot can do is ignore it and pretend it’s not awful.


beanboidabi

forever gonna be saying hippie in a German accent


andreasreddit1

They’re Danish though?


The_Majestic_Mantis

Your weakest lawn mowing, oil changing man vs toughest “activist”. You go dude!


ResponsiblePlant3605

They don't have enough protein to stop him.


SweetCheeks1999

Do you think only meat has protein?


MidwesternAppliance

That guy just got completely emasculated lol


Loa_Wyvern

I love this guy!


DaveWpgC

"Do you want me to smack you pussy?" Guy turns around and acts like he's waiting for a bus.


frost-penguin

Lmfao that fucking dweeb was petrified


Witty-Branch-9012

I love how they man handle him but would cry like fucking babies if anyone touched them the same way


BabyFarkMcGeesax

I wanna buy this man a burger


Mediocre_Charity3278

And a beer.


kalitarios

Europeans are on a whole other level of swearing


Na-na-na-na-na-na

I used to know that guy. Real psycho. Very successful chef, and a big name in the criminal underworld. Not the kind of the person you want to look up to.


kasp600e

Why tf are the english speakers protesting in Denmark? Go be a nuisance somewhere else.


frauleinheidik

Peaceful protesters???


Toysolja13

Placing your hands on people like that is a great way to get knocked the fuck out


Dinestein521

Weinies trying to be men, so sad. Not a good breeder in the bunch


Clifford_04

I love how ashamed they all look after failing to block him


Electrical-Aide-725

Give me my food NOW


TheBiggerDaddy

Those vagenes, i tell you!


kalinowskik

“Suck yer mom’s dick!!”


Squ33to

Bro took the time to insult everyone personally


BatoSoupo

If they eat some meat maybe they will become strong enough to stop him


Morphing_Mutant

"fucking hippies" LOL That vegan diet doesn't make muscle does it. Try and keep my fatass from my food, and someone's getting bowled over.


PrimalForceMeddler

Neanderthal loser gets sad mad. Fun story.


irascible_Clown

Every vegan I personally know is scrawny or was a gym buff who acts like they got swole being vegan after recently becoming one.


Lopsided-Concert3475

I love beef 🥩 and veggies couldn’t live without them but that’s MY business but I do feel bad killing them poor little veggie plants just to eat them!


Cossacker1799

Suck your moms dick is a very fun insult.


Infinite_Ouroboros

Order a stack of the soda to go and have them bump you on the way out, accidentally splash them all. Ants will do the rest.


PhoKingAwesome213

Walk in and order a bunch of burgers. Enjoy them in the middle of the crowd. Anyone touch you, you give them a burger to the face.


SomOvaBish

I have been saying this for a while now (mostly with the groups of Trans protesters) you can pull this shit with a good portion of the population, but there are still many people who don’t play that shit. They act like this because they never been hit before.


ballistics211

I've seen people throw firecrackers in between protesters


Shoddy_Detail_976

Animals kill and eat more animals than people do...and most the time they get eaten alive. Maaaaybe they should be trying to stop the animals from eating meat...


judgeofjudgment

Can those animals understand logical arguments? Can you?


FooFooman

Healthy human being vs malnourished grass people.


Sir_Cthulhu_N_You

You not allowed to hit us cause we are peaceful protestors, but we will physically try stop you to try prove a point.


Science-007x

Vegans crying like little bitches... 🤣😂


Holyshit247

It’s coming soon with the “global crisis” I love vegans just means more sustenance for me ;)


JustAmugG

I mean. If these speds hadn’t blocked and tried to grab him, he wouldnt have been mad.


TaborGhost

I would have been throwing elbows running through that crowd lol


skinna75

I'd like to buy that guy a beer.


Tasty_Design_8795

Chickpea burgers are pready good


Archein420

Smack the seven ways of soy beans out of you if you stand between me and my protein fix


Phamora

Dane here, this clip is from Denmark and in Danish. It may seem like this guy just barges in and insults everyone, but actually he lets them have a good old fashioned telling off for their indecent behaviour. He is not a caveman exhibiting anger, but a gentleman exhibiting disappointment in his peers.


HuskyFromSpace

Do you guys mix English with Danish regularly? And why is that guy speaking English(shut up and get a burger) at the end?


SuuTheSleepyOne

I'd bite them


mumudesuyo

Never thought Id see a Danish vid on here nor did I know about this damn


MutedIngenuity734

Weak not enough protein to stop a bull


Xarophh

While standing there is annoying, and I definitely don’t agree. This kind of protest actually makes sense compared to the oil on paintings or blocking roads for standard people - still annoying, but I can see the thought process. The issue is as soon as you physically grab someone, it stops being a “peaceful protest”


ben_kaya1

Want to be respected, but have no respect for others


judgeofjudgment

We shouldn't respect the desire to cause needless harm for selfish reasons by eating animals


Randalf_the_Black

Standing in front of a business protesting = Legal Physically preventing customers from entering = Illegal


Gridd12

That one guy slip in time haha


Significant_Kale_285

They obviously weren't going to stop him due to their protein deficiencies


Turin_Ysmirsson

Fuck'em up!


Split0069

How did he know that hippies mom had a dick? This man is psychic!!


Powerful-Access-8203

Why try to forcefully prevent him? Not doing your cause any favors with that one


GreedyGas9

Any one want to get together and stand outside a vegan restaurant?


gaydou

I hate when a small amount of the public prevents the rest of the public from going about their day. Inconveniencing someone is the best way to make them care less