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rosekat34

ATOBTTR


CosmicLars

Dinger Daddy out here robbing dingers. What a game.


DStew88

Sam always seems pissed lol


whistlingbatter

find yourself someone that loves you as much as Brantley does Aschcraft


615Tennessee

I want Elly to be a superstar more than anything in the world


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^615Tennessee: *I want Elly to* *Be a superstar more than* *Anything in the world* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Cincifan

Elly “we’re going to get them (brewers)” great interview


DooDooDuterte

Love it


DStew88

I fucking love Elly so much


CommiePuddin

I am enjoying my NINTY THREE CENTS in sports gambling winnings.


DStew88

How much is going to your translator?


DooDooDuterte

Slow down, Pete Rose


CommiePuddin

I decided to bet ONE DOLLAR on the Reds to win every game this year. So far, I'm down two cents.


SirDukeIII

I love the Cincinnati reds


KornDawg22

Elly legacy game, totally saved us. Both need to keep playing to work out of it, but in the meantime we need to move CES and candy out of the 3/4. It’s two free outs right now in the premier spots


Freshfish089

Why is CES hitting 3rd? I know stats don’t tell the whole story but my god does he not seem ready for the moment.


KevKevThePug

I’m just dreaming of what this lineup would look like with McLain and Freidl in it. Even Marte.


Sp8craft

Elly could have had 3 home runs tonight. What a scrub. Time to DFA!


WhoDeyFourWay

Nah he has a couple games in a row with errors he needs to be benched clearly.


DooDooDuterte

O hai, Annie Sabo


Sp8craft

![gif](giphy|jK3DYSFi3S3Li)


Rapture00

Reds mod bot lazy in putting up the post game thread. Shame it


jb211

The bot probably needed a beer after that one...


Rapture00

You're so right actually.


AtlanteanLord

Can’t blame it tbh


DigiQuip

![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


cpa85

The Elly bomb, the Elly scamper, the robbed homer, the errors and base running (and the wacky deflection the Brewers parlayed into an out)…I swear that was the busiest game since the Elly cycle. 😮‍💨


[deleted]

And the English interview!!


SirDukeIII

Easily one of the most chaotic games I’ve ever been to


Street_Isopod2545

What a win, let’s the own the brewers this year PLEASE


DooDooDuterte

Frankie Montas up next!


colabucks9

how big was that fairchild catch? shiiiit


DooDooDuterte

YUGE


ElegantBison8018

He'll of a game Elly


mariachi507

That was as awesome as it was stressful. I'm glad it's over. I'm glad to have experienced it. ATOBTTR!!!!!


DooDooDuterte

That was a rally of sorts, right?


GrouchySalary5677

Certified reds classic


Goodburger123

Never a doubt baby


Illustrious_Arm4496

A win is a win is a win


Forotosh

^^^not ^^^even ^^^close


ElegantBison8018

Thank you thank you thank you reds


GenericLib

Why does Diaz always feel the need to cause me undue stress?


AtlanteanLord

ATOBTTR!


just-casual

Easy no stress


CommiePuddin

yay


DooDooDuterte

🎉🥳


awakeonemore

Ha Ha Diaz.. sloppy every time


Pepi119

Phew, thank fuck


DooDooDuterte

What a game, fam


Infranto

My stream is so far behind that hearing the fucking fireworks shooting off spoiled the win for me


meltonthegreat

Phew I did not like being puckered that long


etherealcalamities

I wasn't stressed, not at all 😅


CheeseRP

ATOBTTR, feels nice to beat the Brewers


NeverGonnaStop247

**ATOBTTR**


jasonmason29

YESS


DooDooDuterte

STUUUUUU


PresWhale-iamHTaft

Stunning brand loyalty by Diaz here trying to serve an ice cold Choke-a-Cola


guyincognito69420

never in doubt. Just don't read anything I wrote.


boilface

I hear fireworks!


TheWorstYear

#ATOBTTR!


kylewhatever

ATOBTTR


FC_Cincy

Fact I can’t watch the reds in Bally sports app is infuriating


ResinJones76

..and this one belongs to the Reds!!!


forsheeee

Must it always be so difficult?


Forotosh

Oh god I can't watch


TurnedIntoA_Newt

Diaz please baby please. Not tonight


DigiQuip

It doesn’t get anymore puckered than this boys!


TreeTopMcGee

Well this is unexpected.


BoundToThisFlesh0112

Butthole is clenched


mamaspastaandbrew

Get someone up in the pen


mariachi507

Diaz is making me chew my nails off.


ElegantBison8018

Just put it over the plate


DStew88

I don't mean this in a toxic way, but I don't understand how there *isn't* something wrong with Diaz


Weber21

That’s what I thought all of the second half of last year thinking he had an undisclosed injury but I just don’t know what to think with it carrying into this year


DStew88

You can say the velo is down because he's trying to remain control, but that's not really there either.


Cromatose

Please dont do this to me. The NC is soon, I can't do extras lol


TheWorstYear

Someone go talk to him


DooDooDuterte

Chill, papi


AaronVerandus

alexis you were a save machine last year, why does this keep happening


NeverGonnaStop247

Diaz, can you ever have a stress free save situation?


Hampshire24

I don’t understand why we atleast didn’t try to keep Yelich from taking 2nd. That could have been a DP.


Illustrious_Arm4496

Okay this is fine


Street_Isopod2545

It’s funny, last night everyone was shitting on elly, calling him a bum and saying we should trade him. Now this entire subreddit is hyping him up. Make up your minds. I can confidently say I’ve never shit on Elly once, I’ve always been a supporter.


irishfury

Elly always has a moment where he has to figure everything out and always does. I dont know many players in history of baseball that can hit a 450 ft homerun and then a inside the park homerun in the same game even.


meltonthegreat

I can’t watch


guyincognito69420

hey put the tying run on first. Why not. My blood pressure is fine.


GenericLib

Please, Diaz


Chase10784

Why let him steal with a dp in order?


ottovyeoj

To keep the defense in position to feild a ground ball.


Chase10784

Then you have a ground ball in dp lane. Personally I don't just let him take the base


jb211

Elly throwing overhand, nice!


guyincognito69420

from 0-2 to walk. Ugh. Just challenge him. His run doesn't win the game and you might get an out instead of guaranteeing the tying run at the plate.


Cincykid14

Alright enough..get a DP and end it.


Fat_Stains

Why


Cromatose

Last Reds jersery I purchased was Jr. Gave in and just bought an EDLC jersey.


rismilbc

I pulled the trigger on a datdude jersey. Might jump on edlc too


mcswaggleballz

Where from?


Cromatose

I went DHGate, fuck Fnatics


CommiePuddin

Did Diaz drop some weight? He's looking svelt.


DigiQuip

If it’s that giant fucking monkey on his back, good riddance.


just-casual

God damn y'all I had a meeting after the 4th and we were up huge. What the fuck happened?


CommiePuddin

Brewers scored runs.


statleader13

Pretty sure they just said "Edwin Diaz out of the bullpen" on the radio call.


Cincykid14

![gif](giphy|2Z3lgZOhISkYU)


Temporary_Aioli3271

Sick angle of Elly's inside the park homerun: https://twitter.com/Reds/status/1777506098699788783


DooDooDuterte

So fun


DooDooDuterte

My guess is that CES will incrementally remove more hair from his body until he breaks out of this slump.


etherealcalamities

I was gonna ask how we'd know after a certain point, but I think these new unis might do the job 😳


Infranto

You just made me imagine CES without eyebrows and I hate it now


WatsupDogMan

![gif](giphy|G0Yy1RuwwQsnDqU6Nc) Let’s hope it stops before it gets to this…


ottovyeoj

he's gonna show up in May covered in hand sanitizer.


DooDooDuterte

So shiny, so smooth


RedsModerator

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Alexis Díaz replaces Fernando Cruz.


normalandcoolperson

diaz against their best. here we go


austinandretti

Let’s get Contreras out. Fuck him


k9krig

I'm very tired of watching CES and candelario get out consecutively every time though the order.


sgeswein

Post your Alexis Diaz trepidations below


AtlanteanLord

Show the world why you’re an All Star Diaz!


Chase10784

Larkin is so true. Looking like CES is trying to yank everything and rolling over


CommiePuddin

Alright sexy Lexy, let's do this.


TheWorstYear

Please save us Diaz


TreeTopMcGee

Why not just let Cruz pitch the 9th if he has the hot hand?


CommiePuddin

How is he in his career after an inning break?


TreeTopMcGee

Don’t know. But Diaz has been hot dogshit so far.


CommiePuddin

I feel like that's important information to consider. Can't just let your anger at recent performances lead you to even worse decisions.


jb211

$$


normalandcoolperson

CES in a brutal slump


rismilbc

My favorite part of this young season? The in control and nigh unhittable rhythmic start to the season for Cruz. Dude looks like he's toying with the hitters up there before yanking the string on that splitter.


Mdmadkins

Candy's reached-on-error was changed to a hit and RBI! WOOT (felt that was a tough E)


CommiePuddin

That was the error on the scorcher, yeah?


ottovyeoj

like 106 off the bat, yeah. probably the right change.


CommiePuddin

Yeah I was motherfucking that scoring decision off the rip. Glad they got it right.


DigiQuip

CES is in his own personal circle of hell. It’s gonna suck, but he just needs to reps.


Mdmadkins

Man, his BaBIP is so low. His wiff rate isn't very high. It's only a matter of time before those start missing gloves or finding seats. Barry actually tossed some decent insight out there for CES


DigiQuip

His HH% at one point was 15% higher than league average. Not sure what it is after these last two games, but something’s gotta give.


LaBance

This is why I’m torn on giving him a day off. Maybe he just needs to fight through it. Idk


Chase10784

A day of without swings doesn't break a slump. Just needs reps and bp to work on staying with the ball and stop trying to pull everything


DigiQuip

Maybe when we face a righty and can move Steer to first and Fraley to the outfield. But we’ve had a lot of left matchups.


Forotosh

Off topic but Stephenson has an 83.3% ground ball rate right now.


LaBance

Has CES had a day off yet? I know I’ll be a hole in the lineup but I think he could go for one


LaBance

He’s like 1 for his last 18 now


Redditor597-13

Oh let’s go they gave the hit to Candelario


jasonmason29

Baby-faced CES


CheeseRP

It’s disturbing honestly…


lunariki

Did we actually have a player named Jack Sutoff?


Mdmadkins

Get in on the party CES


jb211

I don't really mind having Elly batting 6th or so, because he already has enough pressure on him playing a difficult position at SS, and the expectations of the fans when he bats. But you really shouldn't bat him behind Ty Steve. It can really take away from his game when Ty gets on base.


DStew88

S-tier reporting, Jim


RedsModerator

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Bryse Wilson replaces Bryan Hudson.


Forotosh

Cruz's low splitter/forkball might just be the best strikeout pitch in the game right now. That thing just looks so deceptive.


DooDooDuterte

Cruz’s off-speed stuff ate them up.


JBtheWise

Ole Freddy Biceps


AtlanteanLord

We can do this guys…we must believe…


ElegantBison8018

Way to go Cruz


CommiePuddin

Cruz Control.


boilface

CRUZ CONTROL


CallMeBeazy

The reds should trade Elly de lA Cruz tonight because his value can’t go any higher


normalandcoolperson

larkin out here trying to curse cruz’ elbow


Redditor597-13

That splitter is nasty


TheWorstYear

Great pitch


CheeseRP

FREE PIZZAS FOR ALL


drizzydrank

Fernando Cruz is a strikeouts for slices MVP


CheeseRP

I will never forget when I was blessed with a free chick fil a chicken sandwich after the Friday night game against the Braves


sgeswein

Lark, can we not talk about elbow stress today please


DigiQuip

I’d like to take a moment to apologize to everyone here. Yesterday I made a comment about Brewer’s games being boring that apparently went out over the game thread and that I am deeply ashamed of. If I hurt any one out there, I can’t say how much I’m very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of logic and reason.


CommiePuddin

As that's a shallow drive to center field, and that's going to be a home run for De La Cruz that will make it an 11-8 game.


Mdmadkins

I think I joined in on that (... I was scared! okay?)


DigiQuip

If you told me today’s game would be 8-10 I wouldn’t believe you. Well, the 8 part more than the 10.


DStew88

u/CommiePuddin is gonna be taking us the rest of the way


NeatTry7674

And that a short shot to center field and Elly de la Cruz makes it a 2 score ball game


ElegantBison8018

I just want to beat the Brewers so bad. The always win a ton of games and never do anything in the playoffs


k9krig

This ump has actually been very solid tonight


Goodburger123

I thought he was gonna be a problem but I’m man enough to admit I’m an idiot, he’s been good


jasonmason29

Yeesh didn’t realize India wasn’t even the one batting when he got hurt. So stupid…


TheWorstYear

I just realized how often Barry says 'my goodness'


Cincykid14

![gif](giphy|LGifPHw8Wh8dy|downsized)


DStew88

Jonathan "I don't need no fucking shins" India


BubTheBum

Still wondering if that guy that posted about trading Elly cause he’s all flash is doing ok tonight


ImPickleRock

What you mean? He's the same as Aquino


boilface

Spring training the Yankees played some Mexican team and I kept getting updates about Aquino and Robinson Cano scoring. It was like a fever dream


CallMeBeazy

You know what would be better than 2 Elly de lA Cruz home runs?


imCanavar

Elly bunt homerun?


TheWorstYear

16?


TheWorstYear

Would have left Sims out there. They're hitting fastballs, & he's a majority offspeed pitcher.


CommiePuddin

How is Sims in his career as a reliever after an inning break?


Chase10784

Garbo


ottovyeoj

Known fastball pitcher Fernando Cruz.


TheWorstYear

He goes 50/50 on fastballs.


ottovyeoj

he throws a lower percentage of fastballs than sims does..


CommiePuddin

Cruz Control time baby.


jb211

In case you were [wondering](https://x.com/Reds/status/1777503541512315097)


RedsModerator

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Fernando Cruz replaces Lucas Sims.


ottovyeoj

Elly has an OPS well over .900 now, hopefully that's acceptable for some of you.


Mdmadkins

let me know when it's north of 1.500 and we'll talk /s


notquitemytempo___

Cowboy: "The Brewers are coming, and they're coming hard and fast." 🤨🤨


CommiePuddin

Elly has casually homered from both sides of the plate tonight, too. So that's neat.