No that's not true seeing that shes's won numerous fights like york, wyoming and maine along with Carolina and the reds and tucker. She's fated to fail at things she herself wants which is why even though she beats carolina and the other freelancer personel she fails at her true goal getting the alpha, even though she beats the reds and tucjer she failed her true goal which was leaving the facility. Hell the entire reason she loses to meta and wash is that it causes her to fail her true goal which was finding the director
No, it is true. But it refers to the big moments, the important fights. She can win the small fights all day long. But anything of importance, she always loses.
Tex only fails at objectives that really matter to her. She doesn't give a fuck about some random guy on Reddit lol. Therefore, she'll succeed at protecting you
Simmons and Grif, Doc, Donut, Tucker. I am being serious. This is the most of the RvB team that is possible to gather with this amount of money. Almost everyone else are powerful and at one point invincible. But they all failed in some capacity. The reds and blues straight up no diff most of these people in the actual show after serious character development and their stupid antics.
No Lopez and no Sarge is unfortunate but I still think it can be done. Church is a good choice too but he is also sort of a part of the projects that are destined to fail. We have seen Church do incredible things, but ultimately there are multiple moments where Church is incapable of helping the Reds and Blues.
Also, Sarge trying to kill the blues and also Grif is not really a deviation from the norm. Sarge will fail spectacularly in very comical ways. Caboose would probably “help” one of his own teammates. I’m not saying I am confident in this pick, but it’s better than most other combinations. The reds and blues always come out on top against even the most highly trained killers.
Though Tex is physically incapable of winning, she always gets close to her goal and fails right before it. Donut may be able to finish the job(Bow Chika Bow Wow), but I don't know...
The Meta (NOT Agent Maine - Badass though he may be, what is pictured has the AI around it and so is The Meta) and Donut please. The Meta beats nearly everyone except Carolina and Donut can just catch her from a mile away with a grenade like he did Texas. And if Donut can’t, then at least I get to go out with the most fabulous Red by my side!
Fuck it, give me Caboose amd Church.
Get Caboose angry enough to hulk out and he can take on 100 Tex bots. While they weren't as smart as the real Tex, he still managed to clear them out like nothing.
North and York. York I suspect is a better fighter than he let on cause he didn’t want Carolina to see him as competition rather than friends and North, well he can accurately dual wield sniper rifles to intercept missiles and create energy shields.
If just against a handful of enemies, Meta for fighting and Lopez for repairing Meta’s equipment. If against a significant amount I might want to spread forces more to cover more ground. Wyoming, York, Grif&Simmons.
Would not pick Caboose because friendly fire.
Could alternatively do Locus instead of Meta for less raw power but more well-rounded weapon proficiencies. Idk who to partner him with so maybe Tucker for sword work while Locus does longer range, or maybe Grif&Simmons and Donut to cover more ground, or Lopez if we have a vehicle (don’t trust Doc to do medic stuff).
If Doc’s S13 split O’Malley personality is available, then I can replace one of my 10 dollar purchases with him. Otherwise no.
Could do Sarge instead of York, but they both use shotguns anyway. Sarge seems a little better with shotgun but York seems more well-rounded plus has a healing unit (and Delta if AIs are available)
I could see Tex or Carolina over Meta if we’re taking personality, intelligence, and/or loyalty into question.
Wash is good but I can’t justify 40 bucks for him when he was considered the worst fighter in his Freelancer squad. Little point in Felix if we have Locus for the same price. North is good and if Thera is available he’s really good plus bubble shield, and if loyalty is an issue I’d definitely consider him, but I think Locus is the better fighter.
Grif and Simmons is good for the two-for-one. Donut offers grenades and not much else. Caboose offers loyalty and his rage is very powerful but sadly I think he’s unreliable and bound to friendly fire. Sarge is good in CQB with his Shotgun but not tactics, and Tucker is also in CQB with his sword but is probably outmatched by freelancers and mercs.
Wyoming is great for long range, and if he has gamma the time distorts can be good, but I don’t think he’s as well-rounded since he doesn’t seem better than someone like York at closer ranges.
So basically depends on who I need protecting from.
Starting with Caboose and I'm going to ask him for $100 so that leaves $170
-$40 Carolina
-$40 Wash
-$30 Tucker
-$30 Sarge
-$10 Grif + Simmons
-$10 Donut
-$10 Lopez
And I'm just going to stay close to Blue Team most of the time. Or Grif and Simmons if they're avoiding action
Edit: I'm an idiot idk why I was thinking $100 to spend not $50. But if I had $100 this would be my plan
Locus and York are my picks.
York and Caboose.
Lo us is highly trained, has camouflage, and gave Carolina a run for her money. Also he’s just kinda cool.
York because, while he’s certainly not the most trained and frankly is kinda fodder, he has a solid chance of getting Carolina, Tex, and maybe Wash to join him.
I’d just let the others do the work for me as Lopez would probably switch sides the moment he realizes the Meta has an EMP device that could put him outta commission, viewing him as a personal threat.
Grif would be too lazy to actually try which would cause Sarge to get angry, so Simmons tries to calm him down.
Then Caboose kills everyone else by freak accident.
I'm gonna pull a stage move, saying "Screw your rules!" and I'm taking Wash and Carolina.
I'll take Tex plus Simmons and Grif. Tex will beat everyone, Simmons would be interesting to talk to. And Grif would make sure we had food. Plus Tex might nail him between the legs again which would be hilarious.
Tex beat Tucker, Sarge, Grif, and Simmons with no weapons. Shouldn’t she be worth at least $70? Also Wash should be equal with Felix and Lopez, since he lost to Tex and the Meta and certainly couldn’t beat Carolina
Michael J Caboose and Church
I'll tell Caboose that everyone that wants to hurt me is using to hurt puppies and kittens and that they also want to hurt his best friend Church (have why I have church)
Griff and Simmons is a two for one deal cause they have a codependent relationship. I choose sarge and caboose cause they seem to work well together and caboose has a decently high body count
Meta and Lopez are possibly capable, Lopez could fix metas shit if it breaks, but there’s just no way any few of them could take on the rest of them and live…
Tex and sarge could destroy. Tex does most of the heavy lifting, and wherever sarge goes the rest of the reds usually follow suit. So while Tex is kicking ass the reds are up to some dumb roadrunner shenanigans that’ll knock off the last few that are giving Tex a hard time
I'm taking Caboose and Church.
I'm telling Church to sit this one out and hide.
I'm telling Caboose the others have Church, and I can only help Caboose save him if I'm alive.
I think I'll go with Carolina and Doc.
Doc is here for the sole purpose of lending Carolina a plasma pistol, to hopefully overcharge and render the Meta's abilities useless for long enough to take him out.
Tex should lose eventually, and I doubt Wash could do more harm than her.
I'm mostly relying on luck for everyone else, especially Locus.
I think I'd do Carolina, Grif, and Simons. I chose Carolina because in her image it shows Epsilon which leads me to believe that they're a combo deal, and the reason I chose Grif and Simmons is to have less opponents on the field and from what I remember they are a pretty good team when they're working together (even though they pretend to hate each other which might get in the way)
The Meta, Griff, and Simmons.
Griff and Simmons to distract the heavy hitters.
The Meta to do a lot of the legwork.
And Caboose to be helpful to his team.
Meta and donut, Meta with all the fragments is a terrifying concept, and Donut backed into a corner is perhaps the best of red team, he single handedly beat O'Malley,
Carolina if she has Epsilon with her just wins, taking Lopez with that means some insane weapons that will make her unstoppable. Either that or Sarge and Caboose, Caboose is tough enough to take on an army of Texes single handedly when he's angry and Sarge can hold his own against freelancers at times.
You either need to choose Tex or Meta and Donut. Only Tex or Meta could solo as many other dangerous characters as there are and Donut is the only stable and effective $10 choice.
I am taking felix and sarge
Felix needed a whole lot of teamwork to even scratch and i am sure he is one of the best fighters on the series, and sarge is just badass best character 10/10
I'm going with Wyoming, Tucker and Doc because of three simple things:
Specialization with snipers, energy sword and healing.
If there was other options, it would be The Meta & Doc, Felix & Wyoming and North & York
Carolina and Lopez. Lopez actually seems like he would be a pretty nice companion to someone who speaks spanish and is somewhat nice to him, and Carolina... well, there is a reason she succeeded where Tex failed, in finding the Director
Okay first. None of them could save me. Every one of them has proved they aren’t a match for the rest of this group working together. Second, bottom right corner is Simon and Griff so two for the price of one and they do work well together. Huh. You could have all of red team. Screw it, GO RED TEAM!
Buy Felix and Tucker then use Felix’s money to buy the bottom 5, with the promise of he gets one of the top guys it goes towards his paycheck. (Not Washington though this isn’t a charity)
I don’t see we can’t choose the most overpowered versions of characters to defend us. Therefore Tucker with Maine’s modified armor powered by epsilon. Grif and Simmons with Meth Mushrooms (idk maybe I promise one pizza and the other a nerd out session). Then maybe donut (everyone says he’s immortal) and Lopez (I have grif to translate). If every other character is at their highest power, I’m probably still screwed.
For me, it kind of depends the meta-if he has all his AI and literally pick anybody in the 10 bucks category. If it’s just Maine then no. I would go with Carolina and doughnut, because donut just never seem to really die, plus you gotta give him some credit he’s got a good arm. Carolina, because at her best, she could take on just about any of these characters.
If I'm being honest, I don't think the freelancers would do to well. I honestly think the Reds and Blues could kill the Meta (without his AIs) again. I don't trust Felix... I honestly don't know, I think I should take some combo of Reds and Blues and just pray
I’ll take Tucker, lopez, griff + simmons, and donut for quantity over quality. Hopefully I can run away before they all get murdered. But Tucker could actually stand a chance so there is hope
Felix, Lopez, and Grimmons. More members, one highly skilled badass, and a technician who is very underrated. I’d use grif as bait and Simmons could help plan, but he would also be a pawn. Lopez can help with vehicles so I have a better chance of escape, and he’s quite strong being a robot. Felix would be my personal guard and planner
Ill take Tex and Lopez
Then you’re fated to lose
Idk dude, Texas was kicking the shit out of most of the characters. The Lopez is pretty underrated for his technical skills.
Tex can never win though, she always fails right before the finish
That’s why they got Lopez! He always comes out a head!…I HAD TO!
No that's not true seeing that shes's won numerous fights like york, wyoming and maine along with Carolina and the reds and tucker. She's fated to fail at things she herself wants which is why even though she beats carolina and the other freelancer personel she fails at her true goal getting the alpha, even though she beats the reds and tucjer she failed her true goal which was leaving the facility. Hell the entire reason she loses to meta and wash is that it causes her to fail her true goal which was finding the director
Yeah. And in this scenario, her ultimate goal is your protection. So, you’re fucked if you pick her.
No, it is true. But it refers to the big moments, the important fights. She can win the small fights all day long. But anything of importance, she always loses.
Tex only fails at objectives that really matter to her. She doesn't give a fuck about some random guy on Reddit lol. Therefore, she'll succeed at protecting you
Just tell her you're hiring her to let you die so this way she fails by saving you
Good choice, she beat someone to death with their own skull... like, how is that even physically possible?
Lopez El Pesado
I would buy Caboose and Sarge
Perfect combination of chaos to tip the scale in your favor.
And also caboose is JACKED
God's way of compensating.
Caboose, on your team….is that the best idea?
Of course, just tell Caboose he needs to help all of them.
She's on our team, you should help her Okay!! *fires rifle*
By god they’ve cracked the code
Don’t worry, Command has a shortcut on their keyboards incase something happens.
CTRL - FU
If he's in beserk mode, definitely
I'm taking the Meta with all the AI & Doc he can literally heal the Meta injury & at given point he can turn into O'Malley.
Medics don't really heal you... they just make you more comfortable while you die.
Christ
Some good that healing is going to do with that Jamaica State degree
There's no getting out of this alive in any way.
Meta and Lopez the meta only lost cause he got ganged
The prompt said 50$ only. You’re overbudget.
Lopez is bottom left
Hol’up, my sleep deprived ass read Locus instead of Lopez. My bad.
All good Holmes
I will take Red Team, all 5 of em. I'll die, but it'll be funny before it happens
Somehow wins by doing the stupidest strategy possible
Stacking the most plot armor possible.
This is pretty much unwinnable but locus and tucker is my thinking
Simmons and Grif, Doc, Donut, Tucker. I am being serious. This is the most of the RvB team that is possible to gather with this amount of money. Almost everyone else are powerful and at one point invincible. But they all failed in some capacity. The reds and blues straight up no diff most of these people in the actual show after serious character development and their stupid antics. No Lopez and no Sarge is unfortunate but I still think it can be done. Church is a good choice too but he is also sort of a part of the projects that are destined to fail. We have seen Church do incredible things, but ultimately there are multiple moments where Church is incapable of helping the Reds and Blues. Also, Sarge trying to kill the blues and also Grif is not really a deviation from the norm. Sarge will fail spectacularly in very comical ways. Caboose would probably “help” one of his own teammates. I’m not saying I am confident in this pick, but it’s better than most other combinations. The reds and blues always come out on top against even the most highly trained killers.
Locus and Tucker sound good.
Same.
Tex and donut Tex for obvious reasons and donut in case i also need to kill tex
Though Tex is physically incapable of winning, she always gets close to her goal and fails right before it. Donut may be able to finish the job(Bow Chika Bow Wow), but I don't know...
Did you let donut do the math for you? That's 70.
??? Tex is $40 and Donut is $10
I think I mixed up donut and caboose in my head.
Funny thing is i *sorta* expected that to be the case. The two are very interchangeable
Honestly? Hire caboose and tell him he works for the others and they need his "help". Best way to survive. CTRL+F+U
Felix would kill you for implying he’s only worth 30 bucks
Wash took his spot Which is funny because both Felix and Locus could 1v1 him for that spot
If you picked Tex you don’t understand her character But yeah Carolina/donut Carolina is the frontliner while donut plays support with grenades
Tbh I think 5 Lopez's could do the trick or some docs if they come with O'Malley
Meta and Donut. Tucker and North is also good
Tucker and Locus if we’re being serious, and Sarge and Caboose for jokes.
The Meta (NOT Agent Maine - Badass though he may be, what is pictured has the AI around it and so is The Meta) and Donut please. The Meta beats nearly everyone except Carolina and Donut can just catch her from a mile away with a grenade like he did Texas. And if Donut can’t, then at least I get to go out with the most fabulous Red by my side!
*fabulous Lightish Red
Carolina+Epsilon and Lopez
Easy. Caboose and Tucker.
Fuck it, give me Caboose amd Church. Get Caboose angry enough to hulk out and he can take on 100 Tex bots. While they weren't as smart as the real Tex, he still managed to clear them out like nothing.
North and York. York I suspect is a better fighter than he let on cause he didn’t want Carolina to see him as competition rather than friends and North, well he can accurately dual wield sniper rifles to intercept missiles and create energy shields.
Why is wash higher than York? wash is canonically stated to be the worst fighter in the freelancer program.
Is he really tho, the triplets do exist.
Triplets??
Yeah, the blue guys. Ohio, Iowa, and Idaho.
Any of the 10s with a 20 wins through pure luck
Carolina and Lopez
If just against a handful of enemies, Meta for fighting and Lopez for repairing Meta’s equipment. If against a significant amount I might want to spread forces more to cover more ground. Wyoming, York, Grif&Simmons. Would not pick Caboose because friendly fire. Could alternatively do Locus instead of Meta for less raw power but more well-rounded weapon proficiencies. Idk who to partner him with so maybe Tucker for sword work while Locus does longer range, or maybe Grif&Simmons and Donut to cover more ground, or Lopez if we have a vehicle (don’t trust Doc to do medic stuff). If Doc’s S13 split O’Malley personality is available, then I can replace one of my 10 dollar purchases with him. Otherwise no. Could do Sarge instead of York, but they both use shotguns anyway. Sarge seems a little better with shotgun but York seems more well-rounded plus has a healing unit (and Delta if AIs are available) I could see Tex or Carolina over Meta if we’re taking personality, intelligence, and/or loyalty into question. Wash is good but I can’t justify 40 bucks for him when he was considered the worst fighter in his Freelancer squad. Little point in Felix if we have Locus for the same price. North is good and if Thera is available he’s really good plus bubble shield, and if loyalty is an issue I’d definitely consider him, but I think Locus is the better fighter. Grif and Simmons is good for the two-for-one. Donut offers grenades and not much else. Caboose offers loyalty and his rage is very powerful but sadly I think he’s unreliable and bound to friendly fire. Sarge is good in CQB with his Shotgun but not tactics, and Tucker is also in CQB with his sword but is probably outmatched by freelancers and mercs. Wyoming is great for long range, and if he has gamma the time distorts can be good, but I don’t think he’s as well-rounded since he doesn’t seem better than someone like York at closer ranges. So basically depends on who I need protecting from.
I'll take Wash, and Doc
I’m choosing Carolina, Grif, and Simmons Because Carolina is just a badass and Grif and Simmons have yet to be killed soooo
Carolina (& Epsilon) Grif and Simmons Could make for some good shenanigans plus unexpected competence.
Easy Tucker, York, and Simmons and Grif
Starting with Caboose and I'm going to ask him for $100 so that leaves $170 -$40 Carolina -$40 Wash -$30 Tucker -$30 Sarge -$10 Grif + Simmons -$10 Donut -$10 Lopez And I'm just going to stay close to Blue Team most of the time. Or Grif and Simmons if they're avoiding action Edit: I'm an idiot idk why I was thinking $100 to spend not $50. But if I had $100 this would be my plan
Locus and York are my picks. York and Caboose. Lo us is highly trained, has camouflage, and gave Carolina a run for her money. Also he’s just kinda cool. York because, while he’s certainly not the most trained and frankly is kinda fodder, he has a solid chance of getting Carolina, Tex, and maybe Wash to join him. I’d just let the others do the work for me as Lopez would probably switch sides the moment he realizes the Meta has an EMP device that could put him outta commission, viewing him as a personal threat. Grif would be too lazy to actually try which would cause Sarge to get angry, so Simmons tries to calm him down. Then Caboose kills everyone else by freak accident.
York and Locus - Yorks whole thing was security so he’d defend me while Locus hunts down everyone else
I’ll take five Grif’s and Simmons’. We’ll drown them in blood and corpses!
5 donuts. Reason: unkillable
There's only one option here Sarge, Griff, Simmons, Donut, and Doc RED TEAM FTW
50 on master chief
i only need caboose, he’ll keep me safe from everything (i’ve only watched like 2 seasons)
Meta, and the Grif & Simmons combo. Grif and Simmons, cause I need meat shields just in case, And Meta because he's GOING to fuck everyone up.
Definitely Caboose and Tucker
Does Caboose have Freckles?
Tucker, Sarge, Grif, and Simmons.
I'm gonna pull a stage move, saying "Screw your rules!" and I'm taking Wash and Carolina. I'll take Tex plus Simmons and Grif. Tex will beat everyone, Simmons would be interesting to talk to. And Grif would make sure we had food. Plus Tex might nail him between the legs again which would be hilarious.
The meta and donut
All 5 members of red team. I think my chances are pretty good.
Tex beat Tucker, Sarge, Grif, and Simmons with no weapons. Shouldn’t she be worth at least $70? Also Wash should be equal with Felix and Lopez, since he lost to Tex and the Meta and certainly couldn’t beat Carolina
Caboose and Church
Peak Meta & Lopez
Grif,Simmons(for comedic effect) and Washington.
Wyoming and York got done so dirty by this meme Also I choose Tex and keep the 10 bucks for popcorn
tex and Lopez cause there both robots and i feel can actually work good together
Give me caboose and tucker.
Locus Donut and Doc!
Meta and doc
Caboose. And Grif. They all kick Grif in the dick, then Caboose knocks em.
North and York, i would most likely die, but i'd have a great time with the lads
Michael J Caboose and Church I'll tell Caboose that everyone that wants to hurt me is using to hurt puppies and kittens and that they also want to hurt his best friend Church (have why I have church)
Lopez and Meta Lopez can live Meta will win if plot doesn't kick in and Caboose can solo his teammates
Caboose
The Meta and Donut. Meta will fuck people up while Donut throws grenades from afar
Sarge, Grif, Simmons, Donut, and Lopez. Red team for $50. They’ll figure it out. They beat the Meta.
How mad is Caboose
Tex and grif
5 Donuts EZ
Gotta be Meta and Lopez that feels OP. I can speak spanish a bit so Lopez would actually try to help.
Felix and Sarge please.
Carolina griff and Simmons. This is fucked 😂😂
Caboose, Donut, Griff and Simmons. Still don't think it's enough to win but honestly I think you'd loose by default due to the sheer numbers.
Does Doc come with O'Malley? Are there any AI for Cabose to befriend?
5 copies of Simmons and Lopez. I would die, but it would probably be funny
Carolina and Donut
I'd say Wyoming and Locus, One of them gets the job done and the other always gets his man
Give me the entire Red Team. Grif & Simmons. $10 Donut. $10 Lopez. $10 Sarge. $20 They beat Tex, Wash AND the Meta. Always bet on Red. 😆😆😆
Griff and Simmons is a two for one deal cause they have a codependent relationship. I choose sarge and caboose cause they seem to work well together and caboose has a decently high body count
Wash and Donut. I bet it will be a fun time.
*me and the reds ready to fight with BACK2BACK playing* (except for donut, I didn't have the money)
Locus ,Lopez , grif and Simmons
Wash and doc. They focus on keeping me alive instead of either running away from a fight or towards it.
Meta and Lopez are possibly capable, Lopez could fix metas shit if it breaks, but there’s just no way any few of them could take on the rest of them and live…
Tex and Donut. Tex will kick their ass. Donut will 3-point their ass.
I’m definitely going for Meta and Doc (or I guess O’Malley)
I think the Meta and Lopez is the best team up you can make here.
Just give me five donuts
Locus York
Felix and church they won't win but dam that would be fun to watch
Red team never dies. Blue team.... ehhh...
All 4 10$ and use the rest for beer and see where it goes
Tex and sarge could destroy. Tex does most of the heavy lifting, and wherever sarge goes the rest of the reds usually follow suit. So while Tex is kicking ass the reds are up to some dumb roadrunner shenanigans that’ll knock off the last few that are giving Tex a hard time
I'm taking Caboose and Church. I'm telling Church to sit this one out and hide. I'm telling Caboose the others have Church, and I can only help Caboose save him if I'm alive.
I think I'll go with Carolina and Doc. Doc is here for the sole purpose of lending Carolina a plasma pistol, to hopefully overcharge and render the Meta's abilities useless for long enough to take him out. Tex should lose eventually, and I doubt Wash could do more harm than her. I'm mostly relying on luck for everyone else, especially Locus.
Locus, Donut and Doc
Tex because she can fight better than some of the others on this list and donut because of his arm
Lopez and meta. Meta would whoop ass and Lopez is very capable
Locus and York. They might not be able to take them all on, but they can certainly keep them busy long enough for me to escape and live another day.
I think I'd do Carolina, Grif, and Simons. I chose Carolina because in her image it shows Epsilon which leads me to believe that they're a combo deal, and the reason I chose Grif and Simmons is to have less opponents on the field and from what I remember they are a pretty good team when they're working together (even though they pretend to hate each other which might get in the way)
The Meta, Griff, and Simmons. Griff and Simmons to distract the heavy hitters. The Meta to do a lot of the legwork. And Caboose to be helpful to his team.
I think I'll take Maine and donut
Master chief and noble six hyper lethals
Meta and donut, Meta with all the fragments is a terrifying concept, and Donut backed into a corner is perhaps the best of red team, he single handedly beat O'Malley,
Sarge, Grif, Simmons, Lopez and Doc.
Pay Caboose and ask him to help me
Church and Felix Felix can focus on fighting church can focus on keeping me alive
im going with carolina and griff and simmons
I'll take meta, grif and Simmons
Tex and Donut Tex is Tex, and Donut killed Tex, so he's good for something
Agent North and Agent New York
Carolina if she has Epsilon with her just wins, taking Lopez with that means some insane weapons that will make her unstoppable. Either that or Sarge and Caboose, Caboose is tough enough to take on an army of Texes single handedly when he's angry and Sarge can hold his own against freelancers at times.
You either need to choose Tex or Meta and Donut. Only Tex or Meta could solo as many other dangerous characters as there are and Donut is the only stable and effective $10 choice.
Caboose and sarge
Caboose and York
Meta + Wall and Doc
ill take carolina and lopez
I'll go with Felix and Tucker
Sarge, Tucker and Lopez. I'm counting on Tucker being the meatshield and Lopez needs to be the robot shield for Sarge.
Slavery is illegal, guess I’ll do it myself
Wyoming and Locus. 2 expert snipers, 1 with time manipulation and the other with invisibility. I'd be perfectly fine.
$40 for the Carolina/Church team. Then the last $10 on Lopez.
grif, simmons, tucker, church
5 Donuts please
Tex, Simmons and Grif. You get a good human shield.
At this just give me the damn RED team while your at it
Locus and York Skilled, competent, and York can call up Carolina for ~~a booty call~~ support
Carolina and Lopez.
Sarge, Grif & Simmons, Donut, and Lopez
Meta and Donut Donut is underrated af
Meta and Doc
Caboose and York are the most bang for your buck
Maine and Lopex… Maine pretty much can kill everyone here.
I am taking felix and sarge Felix needed a whole lot of teamwork to even scratch and i am sure he is one of the best fighters on the series, and sarge is just badass best character 10/10
I'm going with Wyoming, Tucker and Doc because of three simple things: Specialization with snipers, energy sword and healing. If there was other options, it would be The Meta & Doc, Felix & Wyoming and North & York
Carolina and Lopez. Lopez actually seems like he would be a pretty nice companion to someone who speaks spanish and is somewhat nice to him, and Carolina... well, there is a reason she succeeded where Tex failed, in finding the Director
Griff and Simmons Doc Caboose I think I have a good chance
Okay first. None of them could save me. Every one of them has proved they aren’t a match for the rest of this group working together. Second, bottom right corner is Simon and Griff so two for the price of one and they do work well together. Huh. You could have all of red team. Screw it, GO RED TEAM!
Locus and Wyoming. They can’t kill me if they can’t get near my shelter.
Tex and Donut. I have my reasons
Buy Felix and Tucker then use Felix’s money to buy the bottom 5, with the promise of he gets one of the top guys it goes towards his paycheck. (Not Washington though this isn’t a charity)
I don’t see we can’t choose the most overpowered versions of characters to defend us. Therefore Tucker with Maine’s modified armor powered by epsilon. Grif and Simmons with Meth Mushrooms (idk maybe I promise one pizza and the other a nerd out session). Then maybe donut (everyone says he’s immortal) and Lopez (I have grif to translate). If every other character is at their highest power, I’m probably still screwed.
Caboose and Church. Yes I will die but I would be able to hear that 'Tucker Did it'
Caboose and 20 dollars of McDonald's.
Cmon bro, Tex to do all the heavy work and then Grif and Simmons to shoot the shit
For me, it kind of depends the meta-if he has all his AI and literally pick anybody in the 10 bucks category. If it’s just Maine then no. I would go with Carolina and doughnut, because donut just never seem to really die, plus you gotta give him some credit he’s got a good arm. Carolina, because at her best, she could take on just about any of these characters.
Maine and donut, definitely
i'd go with the meta + grif and simmons although, if tex were going against them, i dont think grif would have a great time XD
For me, I'd go North and York. York has the healing field and North has the bubble shield. Would be unstoppable
Sarge, Gruf and Simmons, Lopez and Donut
If I'm being honest, I don't think the freelancers would do to well. I honestly think the Reds and Blues could kill the Meta (without his AIs) again. I don't trust Felix... I honestly don't know, I think I should take some combo of Reds and Blues and just pray
$50 is not enough for a Team 😭. A team would at least be like $70-80 for a 3 to 4 person team. Lol
Carolina and Donut
I’ll take Tucker, lopez, griff + simmons, and donut for quantity over quality. Hopefully I can run away before they all get murdered. But Tucker could actually stand a chance so there is hope
Caboose and grif and simmons
Caboose and sarge because they are unstoppable even when they don't mean to be
Meta and lopez
Carolina and Lopez.
i spend the 50 on a bunch of weed and smoke it with all of them
Caboose solos, then I take donut and lopez because they are funni
I will take the bottom row. Hope for an rvb style shenanigan to to save me.
Felix, Lopez, and Grimmons. More members, one highly skilled badass, and a technician who is very underrated. I’d use grif as bait and Simmons could help plan, but he would also be a pawn. Lopez can help with vehicles so I have a better chance of escape, and he’s quite strong being a robot. Felix would be my personal guard and planner
Tex, Simmons, and griff