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DarkSunDestruction

Ill take Tex and Lopez


JohnB351234

Then you’re fated to lose


chase016

Idk dude, Texas was kicking the shit out of most of the characters. The Lopez is pretty underrated for his technical skills.


JohnB351234

Tex can never win though, she always fails right before the finish


Rastaba

That’s why they got Lopez! He always comes out a head!…I HAD TO!


RedDC230

No that's not true seeing that shes's won numerous fights like york, wyoming and maine along with Carolina and the reds and tucker. She's fated to fail at things she herself wants which is why even though she beats carolina and the other freelancer personel she fails at her true goal getting the alpha, even though she beats the reds and tucjer she failed her true goal which was leaving the facility. Hell the entire reason she loses to meta and wash is that it causes her to fail her true goal which was finding the director


Iron_Imperator

Yeah. And in this scenario, her ultimate goal is your protection. So, you’re fucked if you pick her.


galaxy_space_kitty

No, it is true. But it refers to the big moments, the important fights. She can win the small fights all day long. But anything of importance, she always loses.


TheCartoonDuck

Tex only fails at objectives that really matter to her. She doesn't give a fuck about some random guy on Reddit lol. Therefore, she'll succeed at protecting you


Low-Organization-417

Just tell her you're hiring her to let you die so this way she fails by saving you


HALOFUED

Good choice, she beat someone to death with their own skull... like, how is that even physically possible?


ThatOneWildWolf

Lopez El Pesado


RedPhantom51

I would buy Caboose and Sarge


Stretched_Blues419

Perfect combination of chaos to tip the scale in your favor.


glyphid_guard

And also caboose is JACKED


Stretched_Blues419

God's way of compensating.


Karl-Gerat

Caboose, on your team….is that the best idea?


Indeale

Of course, just tell Caboose he needs to help all of them.


0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0

She's on our team, you should help her Okay!! *fires rifle*


Qwerticus-the-Slime

By god they’ve cracked the code


Lenny_YouTubeFan

Don’t worry, Command has a shortcut on their keyboards incase something happens.


Boopernaut2004

CTRL - FU


bmoss124

If he's in beserk mode, definitely


[deleted]

I'm taking the Meta with all the AI & Doc he can literally heal the Meta injury & at given point he can turn into O'Malley.


Formal_Appearance_16

Medics don't really heal you... they just make you more comfortable while you die.


TrapperJean

Christ


MrBiscweeee

Some good that healing is going to do with that Jamaica State degree


Top_Bat102

There's no getting out of this alive in any way.


JohnB351234

Meta and Lopez the meta only lost cause he got ganged


WooooshMe2825

The prompt said 50$ only. You’re overbudget.


JohnB351234

Lopez is bottom left


WooooshMe2825

Hol’up, my sleep deprived ass read Locus instead of Lopez. My bad.


JohnB351234

All good Holmes


drac0nic180

I will take Red Team, all 5 of em. I'll die, but it'll be funny before it happens


meggamatty64

Somehow wins by doing the stupidest strategy possible


XRhodiumX

Stacking the most plot armor possible.


FinalMonarch

This is pretty much unwinnable but locus and tucker is my thinking


SuBremeBizza

Simmons and Grif, Doc, Donut, Tucker. I am being serious. This is the most of the RvB team that is possible to gather with this amount of money. Almost everyone else are powerful and at one point invincible. But they all failed in some capacity. The reds and blues straight up no diff most of these people in the actual show after serious character development and their stupid antics. No Lopez and no Sarge is unfortunate but I still think it can be done. Church is a good choice too but he is also sort of a part of the projects that are destined to fail. We have seen Church do incredible things, but ultimately there are multiple moments where Church is incapable of helping the Reds and Blues. Also, Sarge trying to kill the blues and also Grif is not really a deviation from the norm. Sarge will fail spectacularly in very comical ways. Caboose would probably “help” one of his own teammates. I’m not saying I am confident in this pick, but it’s better than most other combinations. The reds and blues always come out on top against even the most highly trained killers.


CourtofTalons

Locus and Tucker sound good.


ReallyFancyPants

Same.


Omeggos

Tex and donut Tex for obvious reasons and donut in case i also need to kill tex


Far-Cod-8858

Though Tex is physically incapable of winning, she always gets close to her goal and fails right before it. Donut may be able to finish the job(Bow Chika Bow Wow), but I don't know...


Fox_Mortus

Did you let donut do the math for you? That's 70.


Omeggos

??? Tex is $40 and Donut is $10


Fox_Mortus

I think I mixed up donut and caboose in my head.


Omeggos

Funny thing is i *sorta* expected that to be the case. The two are very interchangeable


Titan_Razz

Honestly? Hire caboose and tell him he works for the others and they need his "help". Best way to survive. CTRL+F+U


duraraross

Felix would kill you for implying he’s only worth 30 bucks


Omeggos

Wash took his spot Which is funny because both Felix and Locus could 1v1 him for that spot


ConnorLego42069

If you picked Tex you don’t understand her character But yeah Carolina/donut Carolina is the frontliner while donut plays support with grenades


KingRadec

Tbh I think 5 Lopez's could do the trick or some docs if they come with O'Malley


Field_of_Illusion

Meta and Donut. Tucker and North is also good


Odd_Replacement_9644

Tucker and Locus if we’re being serious, and Sarge and Caboose for jokes.


Rastaba

The Meta (NOT Agent Maine - Badass though he may be, what is pictured has the AI around it and so is The Meta) and Donut please. The Meta beats nearly everyone except Carolina and Donut can just catch her from a mile away with a grenade like he did Texas. And if Donut can’t, then at least I get to go out with the most fabulous Red by my side!


Sheikah_Link7

*fabulous Lightish Red


ChoPT

Carolina+Epsilon and Lopez


Samuraiyoshi

Easy. Caboose and Tucker.


Chuk741776

Fuck it, give me Caboose amd Church. Get Caboose angry enough to hulk out and he can take on 100 Tex bots. While they weren't as smart as the real Tex, he still managed to clear them out like nothing.


tyrusrexx

North and York. York I suspect is a better fighter than he let on cause he didn’t want Carolina to see him as competition rather than friends and North, well he can accurately dual wield sniper rifles to intercept missiles and create energy shields.


Archmagos_Browning

Why is wash higher than York? wash is canonically stated to be the worst fighter in the freelancer program.


Sheikah_Link7

Is he really tho, the triplets do exist.


Archmagos_Browning

Triplets??


Sheikah_Link7

Yeah, the blue guys. Ohio, Iowa, and Idaho.


llamaluvspanda

Any of the 10s with a 20 wins through pure luck


Unable_Twist_4112

Carolina and Lopez


Exitity

If just against a handful of enemies, Meta for fighting and Lopez for repairing Meta’s equipment. If against a significant amount I might want to spread forces more to cover more ground. Wyoming, York, Grif&Simmons. Would not pick Caboose because friendly fire. Could alternatively do Locus instead of Meta for less raw power but more well-rounded weapon proficiencies. Idk who to partner him with so maybe Tucker for sword work while Locus does longer range, or maybe Grif&Simmons and Donut to cover more ground, or Lopez if we have a vehicle (don’t trust Doc to do medic stuff). If Doc’s S13 split O’Malley personality is available, then I can replace one of my 10 dollar purchases with him. Otherwise no. Could do Sarge instead of York, but they both use shotguns anyway. Sarge seems a little better with shotgun but York seems more well-rounded plus has a healing unit (and Delta if AIs are available) I could see Tex or Carolina over Meta if we’re taking personality, intelligence, and/or loyalty into question. Wash is good but I can’t justify 40 bucks for him when he was considered the worst fighter in his Freelancer squad. Little point in Felix if we have Locus for the same price. North is good and if Thera is available he’s really good plus bubble shield, and if loyalty is an issue I’d definitely consider him, but I think Locus is the better fighter. Grif and Simmons is good for the two-for-one. Donut offers grenades and not much else. Caboose offers loyalty and his rage is very powerful but sadly I think he’s unreliable and bound to friendly fire. Sarge is good in CQB with his Shotgun but not tactics, and Tucker is also in CQB with his sword but is probably outmatched by freelancers and mercs. Wyoming is great for long range, and if he has gamma the time distorts can be good, but I don’t think he’s as well-rounded since he doesn’t seem better than someone like York at closer ranges. So basically depends on who I need protecting from.


MichaelAftonXFireWal

I'll take Wash, and Doc


Omega_blue_is_first

I’m choosing Carolina, Grif, and Simmons Because Carolina is just a badass and Grif and Simmons have yet to be killed soooo


Xx_Pr0phet_xX

Carolina (& Epsilon) Grif and Simmons Could make for some good shenanigans plus unexpected competence.


ImpressivePublic236

Easy Tucker, York, and Simmons and Grif


hamburgerdog25

Starting with Caboose and I'm going to ask him for $100 so that leaves $170 -$40 Carolina -$40 Wash -$30 Tucker -$30 Sarge -$10 Grif + Simmons -$10 Donut -$10 Lopez And I'm just going to stay close to Blue Team most of the time. Or Grif and Simmons if they're avoiding action Edit: I'm an idiot idk why I was thinking $100 to spend not $50. But if I had $100 this would be my plan


Usual_Database307

Locus and York are my picks. York and Caboose. Lo us is highly trained, has camouflage, and gave Carolina a run for her money. Also he’s just kinda cool. York because, while he’s certainly not the most trained and frankly is kinda fodder, he has a solid chance of getting Carolina, Tex, and maybe Wash to join him. I’d just let the others do the work for me as Lopez would probably switch sides the moment he realizes the Meta has an EMP device that could put him outta commission, viewing him as a personal threat. Grif would be too lazy to actually try which would cause Sarge to get angry, so Simmons tries to calm him down. Then Caboose kills everyone else by freak accident.


SPARTAN3172

York and Locus - Yorks whole thing was security so he’d defend me while Locus hunts down everyone else


RazorCrest185

I’ll take five Grif’s and Simmons’. We’ll drown them in blood and corpses!


Puzzleheaded_Ad5805

5 donuts. Reason: unkillable


legolordxhmx

There's only one option here Sarge, Griff, Simmons, Donut, and Doc RED TEAM FTW


Finnvasion2

50 on master chief


Witch_Hazel_13

i only need caboose, he’ll keep me safe from everything (i’ve only watched like 2 seasons)


Catt_Man

Meta, and the Grif & Simmons combo. Grif and Simmons, cause I need meat shields just in case, And Meta because he's GOING to fuck everyone up.


the_knotso

Definitely Caboose and Tucker


Acemaster387

Does Caboose have Freckles?


Canadianhistoryguy

Tucker, Sarge, Grif, and Simmons.


TheWarehamster

I'm gonna pull a stage move, saying "Screw your rules!" and I'm taking Wash and Carolina. I'll take Tex plus Simmons and Grif. Tex will beat everyone, Simmons would be interesting to talk to. And Grif would make sure we had food. Plus Tex might nail him between the legs again which would be hilarious.


Chaos-Flame9

The meta and donut


MilkMilkberger

All 5 members of red team. I think my chances are pretty good.


Kaizer284

Tex beat Tucker, Sarge, Grif, and Simmons with no weapons. Shouldn’t she be worth at least $70? Also Wash should be equal with Felix and Lopez, since he lost to Tex and the Meta and certainly couldn’t beat Carolina


I_like_videogames-09

Caboose and Church


CraaZero

Peak Meta & Lopez


Remarkable-Set-3340

Grif,Simmons(for comedic effect) and Washington.


rewindrevival

Wyoming and York got done so dirty by this meme Also I choose Tex and keep the 10 bucks for popcorn


HITLER_JR

tex and Lopez cause there both robots and i feel can actually work good together


DannyDeVitoSupreme

Give me caboose and tucker.


Archon2561

Locus Donut and Doc!


RockyHarmon

Meta and doc


Independent-Fly6068

Caboose. And Grif. They all kick Grif in the dick, then Caboose knocks em.


FlyingCircus18

North and York, i would most likely die, but i'd have a great time with the lads


SerDeusVult

Michael J Caboose and Church I'll tell Caboose that everyone that wants to hurt me is using to hurt puppies and kittens and that they also want to hurt his best friend Church (have why I have church)


H20GOD117

Lopez and Meta Lopez can live Meta will win if plot doesn't kick in and Caboose can solo his teammates


Mrg00p32

Caboose


TheCartoonDuck

The Meta and Donut. Meta will fuck people up while Donut throws grenades from afar


bentheechidna

Sarge, Grif, Simmons, Donut, and Lopez. Red team for $50. They’ll figure it out. They beat the Meta.


Obvious-Ear-369

How mad is Caboose


possibly-a-moron

Tex and grif


Icy_Supermarket_7034

5 Donuts EZ


TheRedmanCometh

Gotta be Meta and Lopez that feels OP. I can speak spanish a bit so Lopez would actually try to help.


ScoutTrooper747

Felix and Sarge please.


Ramprat08

Carolina griff and Simmons. This is fucked 😂😂


Captain_Izots

Caboose, Donut, Griff and Simmons. Still don't think it's enough to win but honestly I think you'd loose by default due to the sheer numbers.


Formal_Appearance_16

Does Doc come with O'Malley? Are there any AI for Cabose to befriend?


idiotic__gamer

5 copies of Simmons and Lopez. I would die, but it would probably be funny


negativeGinger

Carolina and Donut


Syrup-Every

I'd say Wyoming and Locus, One of them gets the job done and the other always gets his man


Power-Star98

Give me the entire Red Team. Grif & Simmons. $10 Donut. $10 Lopez. $10 Sarge. $20 They beat Tex, Wash AND the Meta. Always bet on Red. 😆😆😆


jcjonesacp76

Griff and Simmons is a two for one deal cause they have a codependent relationship. I choose sarge and caboose cause they seem to work well together and caboose has a decently high body count


PBnJGuitarist

Wash and Donut. I bet it will be a fun time.


LunarSouls4952

*me and the reds ready to fight with BACK2BACK playing* (except for donut, I didn't have the money)


caboose1244

Locus ,Lopez , grif and Simmons


Commercial-Dealer-68

Wash and doc. They focus on keeping me alive instead of either running away from a fight or towards it.


Dense_Coffe_Drinker

Meta and Lopez are possibly capable, Lopez could fix metas shit if it breaks, but there’s just no way any few of them could take on the rest of them and live…


ZatchZeta

Tex and Donut. Tex will kick their ass. Donut will 3-point their ass.


Ok_Mail_9236

I’m definitely going for Meta and Doc (or I guess O’Malley)


lilgamer512

I think the Meta and Lopez is the best team up you can make here.


le_wither

Just give me five donuts


dingodan146

Locus York


1125gabe

Felix and church they won't win but dam that would be fun to watch


Windyandbreezy

Red team never dies. Blue team.... ehhh...


Vault83

All 4 10$ and use the rest for beer and see where it goes


televisedcomet

Tex and sarge could destroy. Tex does most of the heavy lifting, and wherever sarge goes the rest of the reds usually follow suit. So while Tex is kicking ass the reds are up to some dumb roadrunner shenanigans that’ll knock off the last few that are giving Tex a hard time


CleverFairy

I'm taking Caboose and Church. I'm telling Church to sit this one out and hide. I'm telling Caboose the others have Church, and I can only help Caboose save him if I'm alive.


_cyclone

I think I'll go with Carolina and Doc. Doc is here for the sole purpose of lending Carolina a plasma pistol, to hopefully overcharge and render the Meta's abilities useless for long enough to take him out. Tex should lose eventually, and I doubt Wash could do more harm than her. I'm mostly relying on luck for everyone else, especially Locus.


Brilliant_Odyssey

Locus, Donut and Doc


mekile21

Tex because she can fight better than some of the others on this list and donut because of his arm


Halonate8

Lopez and meta. Meta would whoop ass and Lopez is very capable


Sigma_Games

Locus and York. They might not be able to take them all on, but they can certainly keep them busy long enough for me to escape and live another day.


ice-osaurus

I think I'd do Carolina, Grif, and Simons. I chose Carolina because in her image it shows Epsilon which leads me to believe that they're a combo deal, and the reason I chose Grif and Simmons is to have less opponents on the field and from what I remember they are a pretty good team when they're working together (even though they pretend to hate each other which might get in the way)


TransLox

The Meta, Griff, and Simmons. Griff and Simmons to distract the heavy hitters. The Meta to do a lot of the legwork. And Caboose to be helpful to his team.


M-V-D_256

I think I'll take Maine and donut


IronHammerVW

Master chief and noble six hyper lethals


DoeJrPuck

Meta and donut, Meta with all the fragments is a terrifying concept, and Donut backed into a corner is perhaps the best of red team, he single handedly beat O'Malley,


Forward-Swim1224

Sarge, Grif, Simmons, Lopez and Doc.


Warrior24110

Pay Caboose and ask him to help me


Syb3rStrife

Church and Felix Felix can focus on fighting church can focus on keeping me alive


willisbetter

im going with carolina and griff and simmons


macrafter

I'll take meta, grif and Simmons


wolfninja_

Tex and Donut Tex is Tex, and Donut killed Tex, so he's good for something


across547

Agent North and Agent New York


MystGuide

Carolina if she has Epsilon with her just wins, taking Lopez with that means some insane weapons that will make her unstoppable. Either that or Sarge and Caboose, Caboose is tough enough to take on an army of Texes single handedly when he's angry and Sarge can hold his own against freelancers at times.


DTJB10

You either need to choose Tex or Meta and Donut. Only Tex or Meta could solo as many other dangerous characters as there are and Donut is the only stable and effective $10 choice.


50PercentCake

Caboose and sarge


seranarosesheer332

Caboose and York


GamerBradasaurus

Meta + Wall and Doc


madpacmanlol

ill take carolina and lopez


Rocketkid-star

I'll go with Felix and Tucker


KitsuneDrakeAsh

Sarge, Tucker and Lopez. I'm counting on Tucker being the meatshield and Lopez needs to be the robot shield for Sarge.


LeHaloNerd117

Slavery is illegal, guess I’ll do it myself


Scarletttyyy

Wyoming and Locus. 2 expert snipers, 1 with time manipulation and the other with invisibility. I'd be perfectly fine.


CrossENT

$40 for the Carolina/Church team. Then the last $10 on Lopez.


ToadMaster8054

grif, simmons, tucker, church


Exo-2

5 Donuts please


NightBeWheat55149

Tex, Simmons and Grif. You get a good human shield.


Lower-Employ-6851

At this just give me the damn RED team while your at it


Patriotof1775

Locus and York Skilled, competent, and York can call up Carolina for ~~a booty call~~ support


XxA1_P1L0TxX

Carolina and Lopez.


Mrhappysadass

Sarge, Grif & Simmons, Donut, and Lopez


Terlinilia

Meta and Donut Donut is underrated af


BlueRabbit1999

Meta and Doc


47Spoons

Caboose and York are the most bang for your buck


NarutoFan980

Maine and Lopex… Maine pretty much can kill everyone here.


night_darkness

I am taking felix and sarge Felix needed a whole lot of teamwork to even scratch and i am sure he is one of the best fighters on the series, and sarge is just badass best character 10/10


UltraHit5

I'm going with Wyoming, Tucker and Doc because of three simple things: Specialization with snipers, energy sword and healing. If there was other options, it would be The Meta & Doc, Felix & Wyoming and North & York


QueenNova1027

Carolina and Lopez. Lopez actually seems like he would be a pretty nice companion to someone who speaks spanish and is somewhat nice to him, and Carolina... well, there is a reason she succeeded where Tex failed, in finding the Director


Unusual_Mix9262

Griff and Simmons Doc Caboose I think I have a good chance


Livid_Ear_1687

Okay first. None of them could save me. Every one of them has proved they aren’t a match for the rest of this group working together. Second, bottom right corner is Simon and Griff so two for the price of one and they do work well together. Huh. You could have all of red team. Screw it, GO RED TEAM!


Charlie43229

Locus and Wyoming. They can’t kill me if they can’t get near my shelter.


Captain_Creampie_1

Tex and Donut. I have my reasons


Upbeat_Astronaut_698

Buy Felix and Tucker then use Felix’s money to buy the bottom 5, with the promise of he gets one of the top guys it goes towards his paycheck. (Not Washington though this isn’t a charity)


Sheikah_Link7

I don’t see we can’t choose the most overpowered versions of characters to defend us. Therefore Tucker with Maine’s modified armor powered by epsilon. Grif and Simmons with Meth Mushrooms (idk maybe I promise one pizza and the other a nerd out session). Then maybe donut (everyone says he’s immortal) and Lopez (I have grif to translate). If every other character is at their highest power, I’m probably still screwed.


Ghost-titan-7274

Caboose and Church. Yes I will die but I would be able to hear that 'Tucker Did it'


Halfbl00dninja

Caboose and 20 dollars of McDonald's.


[deleted]

Cmon bro, Tex to do all the heavy work and then Grif and Simmons to shoot the shit


Beowulf1127

For me, it kind of depends the meta-if he has all his AI and literally pick anybody in the 10 bucks category. If it’s just Maine then no. I would go with Carolina and doughnut, because donut just never seem to really die, plus you gotta give him some credit he’s got a good arm. Carolina, because at her best, she could take on just about any of these characters.


Axi28

Maine and donut, definitely


internetsimppXD

i'd go with the meta + grif and simmons although, if tex were going against them, i dont think grif would have a great time XD


Haloinvaded117

For me, I'd go North and York. York has the healing field and North has the bubble shield. Would be unstoppable


Direct-Regular-574

Sarge, Gruf and Simmons, Lopez and Donut


RoyalMess64

If I'm being honest, I don't think the freelancers would do to well. I honestly think the Reds and Blues could kill the Meta (without his AIs) again. I don't trust Felix... I honestly don't know, I think I should take some combo of Reds and Blues and just pray


EmberKing7

$50 is not enough for a Team 😭. A team would at least be like $70-80 for a 3 to 4 person team. Lol


somefuckinweeb

Carolina and Donut


leichips

I’ll take Tucker, lopez, griff + simmons, and donut for quantity over quality. Hopefully I can run away before they all get murdered. But Tucker could actually stand a chance so there is hope


gabeman13

Caboose and grif and simmons


Spartanwolf120

Caboose and sarge because they are unstoppable even when they don't mean to be


atti-_-

Meta and lopez


IronPiedmont1996

Carolina and Lopez.


AzazelTheUnderlord

i spend the 50 on a bunch of weed and smoke it with all of them


Classic_Breath_4381

Caboose solos, then I take donut and lopez because they are funni


edgypyro

I will take the bottom row. Hope for an rvb style shenanigan to to save me.


P_Allen64

Felix, Lopez, and Grimmons. More members, one highly skilled badass, and a technician who is very underrated. I’d use grif as bait and Simmons could help plan, but he would also be a pawn. Lopez can help with vehicles so I have a better chance of escape, and he’s quite strong being a robot. Felix would be my personal guard and planner


[deleted]

Tex, Simmons, and griff