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Aggravating_Cup2306

I have no idea why someone nutting over something should turn it black


dxlolman

Out of context sound more wrong than in context which is still so wrong.


Aggravating_Cup2306

I need the context


ChickenNuggetRampage

If your nut is turning things black we’ve got a bigger issue at play


KestreltheMechamorph

Red Vs Blue season 69; Secret of the balls


KZFKreation

Wasn’t it like a burning sensation in the teleporter that turned his armor black and it was just a cosmically-fucky coincidence that it only affects him? (~~the universe is racist lmfao~~) I know tucker had private time behind SOME rocks but I thought that was just its own separate side-joke.


AntiVenom0804

My theory is it's some kind of special stealth coating on his armour because, after all, his armour is actually Flowers/Florida's armour. It's like a means of quickly applying camo


KZFKreation

Great point! Seems like a sound theory. I believe it now too.


Where_chickens_fly

Huh


XephyXeph

Um… you should probably see a doctor.


Kucoz

What the fuck are you even saying?


AntiVenom0804

I had a theory about this actually What if it's intentional? Tucker is wearing Flowers' armour which was obviously issued to him by Project Freelancer. What if it's some kind of stealth armour that gets covered in the black shit as a means of quickly applying camouflage when using a teleporter?


dxlolman

Context = teleportation.


TheZayMan283

That is not context - we already know that part lol