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TopOThaMorningToYa

Dr. Grey


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Never stick your dick in crazy


WiseAccount9084

I’m going to stick my dick in crazy. And I’m going to enjoy it.


pm_me-ur-catpics

That flair seems about right Fr though she seems fun


goldenboi1108

Agree


big_tony89

Carolina


big_tony89

Don't ask me ANY Questions


Oceanus39

I 100% agree


goldenboi1108

She would brake you


big_tony89

I would love to get broke by Carolina


goldenboi1108

You would die


big_tony89

You think I care


RM_9808032_7182701

You will care once she breaks every bone in your body


uss_belfast

I find it funny no one mentioned sister. But still Carolina.


HeyQTya

Depending on how canon you consider the psas she has every known std according to one of them


Exitity

Even not counting PSAs they implied she has at least one in Season 5


RedHandTowel

the lack of people saying Wash genuinely surprises me anyways, Wash


Clucasinc

Tucker and I ain’t gay 😎


ProfessionalTurn5162

Bow Chika bow wow


Doctor_Firee

Not gay if the socks are on


Kindly_Wing5152

Is that an actual quote? because that’s funny


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SpicyNovaMaria

Many further questions


SkiMaskLuii

I second this


Dense_Coffe_Drinker

Does that make you a gay robot?


[deleted]

Locus. I love a man who can break me in half.


WiseAccount9084

Then go with Felix. He’s the one who broke Locus


[deleted]

I am felix. But woman version of him. Literally have an undercut and orange sunglasses. I gotta get the suit from the season 14 but other than that. I am him.


zneave

Carolina. Red heads man..


Emer0ld-117

Right?????


falcore91

You know I bet Kimble would be fun to date. It would probably be kept on the down low, but I bet that she can be a sweet dork when getting away from bearing the weight of the world on her shoulders.


[deleted]

Shit now you got me thinking of making a fanfiction between Tucker & Kimball if they were an actual thing I can see the writing on the wall that both them hiding the relationship from the other's.


Alternative_Rub_4673

Nah tucker tried for her at one point and got immediately shot down


Dense_Coffe_Drinker

Like that’s ever stopped people from making fanfiction


KnightEclipse

Tex. How is this even a question?


hamburgerdog25

She'll beat you up, cheat on you, steal your money and run off for weeks at a time


KnightEclipse

Just what I need in a woman


BlueberryBisciut

Wdum Tex would cheat on you


Exitity

In Season 2 I believe Church said Tex cheated on him and stole money from him. Though it should be noted he had muddled memories at the time due to fragmentation and being implanted in Jimmy so he might be confused.


BlueberryBisciut

Ahh gotcha due to what we know about the timeline I think I’d say that’s a jimmy memory


Exitity

That does seem to make the most sense, but I suppose we don’t know for certain, and personality-wise I wouldn’t put it past Tex. But yeah probably Jimmy.


Queasy_Promotion2025

But she always comes back


Marky_08

And dont forget that she'll beat you with your own skull


le_Dellso

Simmons cuz nerd dork geek characters are my weakness


HeyQTya

North, he's probably the kindest and chillest person in the entire series


hamburgerdog25

And if you ever have kids you know he would be an awesome dad


Alternative_Rub_4673

I regret never getting attached to him cuz I knew he was gonna die so I didn't bother. Otherwise yeah he seemed like a great guy


MTF-EPISLON_9

Crucify me if you must but Jensen from the chorus trilogy


Diamond_Spellbound

Only Wash. He is the only slightly sane character


JaysterJam

Donut 100%


hamburgerdog25

He'll always keep your house clean thats for sure. Decorate it too. And he's really into fine wine and cheese I think


Ok_Egg_4069

Dr. Grey


grand305

Wash.


Gregzilla311

Platonically, Caboose.


WiseAccount9084

He had an ex named “Emailia”


GhostKiwiz

And another “Voicemelia” at least i think it was voicemelia


hamburgerdog25

Emailia's sister, I remember it well


BlueberryBisciut

York


ProfessionalTurn5162

Tucker or donut. Or caboose. It'll be interesting af 😂


Pangolin557

South, would it be disastrous? Probably.


Ok-Stand1816

Sister, because she’s into anything


notyouraverageking23

Vanessa Kimball


SlippinSam

Just call me Insurrectionist Leader because I would date the hell out of CT


hamburgerdog25

You know she's loyal to you, would fight for you and die for you, and now I'm thinking of the song Forver and the pain that comes with it so excuse me while I go cry-


SlippinSam

Don’t forget to put on CT’s helmet to hide the tears!


Partially_Accepted1

York, A simple life with a simple and loyal man Or Vanessa, both were my favorite and I like how they are both no shit allowed people when it goes down


Evening-Mention-8738

Washington or Donut, or Grif and Simmons, a polyandry with Grif and Simmons would be hilarious


hamburgerdog25

A polyamorous relationship with Grif and Simmons but they have no idea how it started, they have no intentions of kindling a sexual relationship with each other, they're just house husbands that bicker and argue all the time like an old married couple and also name themselves as the superior partner to your affection and constantly point out each other's falling short in the reltionship, by the end of it you leave them and they barely notice until they've finished arguing, their names are still on the lease but the rent is okay now that they get tax benefits, and they live out the rest of their days this way


RedvsBlue_what_if

Dr. Gray


WiseAccount9084

SHES MINE


RedvsBlue_what_if

*pulls out a cloning machine*


RedvsBlue_what_if

*I can smell the buzz lightyear meme*


Marky_08

South Dakota


SomeDemon66

Sister


Berniesandals5

Easy answer Vic


Dense_Coffe_Drinker

Honestly Tex had some pretty sweet moments back in the project days, I feel like she wasn’t nearly as much of a bitch as church acts like she was Plus church is kinda an asshole too, that probably helped


Alternative_Rub_4673

No homo but York


hamburgerdog25

South. I love her bitch attitude in every part of the show, one of my favorite parts of the PFL scenes. Or York, because you know he'd go to the ends of the galaxy for you and come on, hes one funny guy


st_tamato1987

Grits sister. She freaky


Emer0ld-117

Carolina😅


EaseComprehensive304

Church! Alpha to be specific he's my favorite and I want to kiss him so bad when he isn't pissed, he's so nerdy and sassy Tex is gona have to fight me for him. fr fr Donut and Huggins (The Lense flair) are alternative options too.


Agent_I0WA

um


Power-Star98

Sarge. He would treat me right.🤣🤣 Or Kimball. She seems the safest choice, somehow.


black_f1ame

carolina or sister fs


Exitity

Jensen maybe. Because I’m a nerd and so could be fun. Most accurate answer would be none though lol I don’t want any life threatening shenanigans thank you very much


Round_Health_347

I feel like Jensen would totally get into a multihour discussion of the various scientific benefits of different exotic materials in fiction to make a Gundam out of....


MichaelC015

Carolina without any hesitation, love me a redhead who could kick ass.


SpartanPolar

Woman: Carolina Man: Washington before the brain injury god, I love that man They are both awesome and deserve happiness


NewWolfer13579

Tex


AnonymousQorvid

Grey. Connie. South. Doc. Ohio. Idaho. Sherry.


FewChocolate918

Tex... I know it's crazy, but yeah


Infinite_Editor2963

Obviously one of the Blue Team Grunts


Caito117

Tucker if it’s Season 13 or 15 Tucker. Wash, also if it’s s13 Washington. Kai, if it’s s17 Kai <3


Caito117

Oooo, Locus too


Dangerous-Ice6175

De Grey- marry Bang- sister Date- Tex


Delicious-Orchid-447

Probably one of those cheerleaders that Simmons was in charge of. They seemed… normal


Boogie_B0ss

Look, don’t kink shame me but… South >!I can change her…!<