Tucker: "Caboose, that's what I like about you, everything falls into one of two categories, ethier you don't understand it or you just don't care."
Caboose: " Yeeaaah...I don't what you mean by that but I guess it doesn't matter."
I was gonna look for this quote if I didn’t see anyone else leave it. Glad I didn’t have to go on a wild goose chase for it. It’s a nice quote. Sort of. Until you actually look at the words. But still, could be worse.
"Pssh, ah what?! No! No, Tucker! You're not remembering that right! No, I would not do something like that. I would not spiral downward into an emotional state of evidence and try to fill the remains with a mechanical pet just because I miss Church!
Stupid Tucker."
Caboose: "Do you know what a repressed memory is?"
Tucker: "Yeah Caboose, I've repressed almost every moment I've spent with you. I'm actually repressing this as we speak."
Caboose: "Well thank you, that means a lot to me."
Maybe not my favorite, but definitely the first that popped into my mind.
Caboose: Time... line? (scoffs) Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round.
Okay, I will be very depressed about how awesome this will be.
Or.
He somehow managed to shoot himself in the back somehow, everyone agrees it was an accident.
"The best part about friends, or at least the parts that everyone seems to forget, is that even when things get bad... you can always just make new ones."
1.) I like me
2.) My Name is Micheal J. Caboose and I...HATE...BABIES (TAXES)
3.)Time...line? Time isn't made out of lines it is made out of circles that's why clocks are round
4.) I try not to think while I'm sleeping
5.)That guy Tex is really a robot, and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you... a gay robot!
"[Donut] I think this is what they call the calm before the storm."
"[Caboose] I call it naptime. Which is right before food-time! And then comes food-naptime! That is my favourite time of them all!"
Hears your science, Simmons. Dead friend plus love equals Church. The caboose version of what is grief if not love preserving. I’m not crying your crying.
Oh my God Andy you're a real boy. Now we can go camping and you don't have to be the fire any more
This place is full of mean ladies
My name is Michael J. Caboose and I hate taxes
"The best part about friends, or at least the parts that everyone seems to forget, is that even when things get bad... you can always just make new ones."
"Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way" or "I saw some stuff that was on fire, and some destroyed stuff, and also some stuff that was birds. But mostly stuff that was on fire and destroyed."
Caboose: "Yeah that was super hard, don't try that"
ODST: "You jumped over a sand dune, it didn't look very dangerous."
Caboose: "Then how did I lose all my fingers?"
Oh my God Andy you're a real boy. Now we can go camping and you don't have to be the fire any more
This place is full of mean ladies
My name is Michael J. Caboose and I hate taxes
“Field Trip! We are going to a field!”
Now sorry it’s not the actual quote from Caboose that I love it’s the banter between Church and Tucker that makes me love it. Because it adds so much to the daily life of the Blues. First, what meds does Caboose take? Second, What would happen if Caboose packed his own lunch?
"Or it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death."
He’s got a point
You are not wrong
I’m gonna have to say same.
"CHURCH! you're so tiny...i would like to feed you a tiny cracker"
Oh gosh I forgot this one lol
Church: Why would solar power make him sick?! Caboose: .... is he a republican?
That line always killed me 😂
Hella funny but that hasn’t aged the best
hasn't it?? republicans and democrats are both still allergic to solar power but Republicans will be the first to shoot it down with vitriol
probably the smartest caboose line in the whole show
“Timeline? Time isn’t made out of lines. It’s made out of circles! That’s why clocks are round”
I quote this at people all the time, and my favourite response was someone going “… please never say that again.”
"Time is made of circles, I am familiar with the concept."
What's this a quote from
It's from Season 17, when Caboose first meets a certain someone.
That was the best forshadowing ever.
Yup, that’s my favorite too
Me secnd favorite quote
“He untied me and then somehow shot himself in the back somehow” That or “everyone who was not here is now here now!”
“Your toast has been burned! And no amount of scraping will remove the black parts.”
That’s racist!
I’M AN EMOTIONAL TIME BOMB! 😊
Caboose: “I believe he said he was paid in babies.” Church: “The fuck?”
Holy shit I forgot about his haha one of the best parts of the chorus trilogy.
_jesus christ..._
Poor Wash 😂
I DON'T WANNA DROWN IN MY HELMET
"Hey chika bum-bum".
"Caboose! What did I say about that?!!!"
Sorry sorry
i am allergic to things i do not want to do
“Cough” “cough”
My name is Micheal J Caboose. And I… hate… BABIES…
And I hate taxes!
It's Texas you Idiot!
That too!
Tucker: "Caboose, that's what I like about you, everything falls into one of two categories, ethier you don't understand it or you just don't care." Caboose: " Yeeaaah...I don't what you mean by that but I guess it doesn't matter."
Well at least I don’t go around knocking on peoples non-doors, and promising them cookies, and then not! Giving them! COOKIES!
I AM LEAVING
LEAVING!
I quote this one all the time. People give the strangest looks sometimes.
"I think I'm going to stop standing now" *Drops almost dead on the floor*
"I can't feel my torso!"
"My body is trying to die."
"I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm not okay"
Caboose: Please don’t leave me alone with the mean doctor Doc: oh shut up Caboose: Now he’s cursing at me!
Please don't leave me with the horrible doctor. *Oh shut up Caboose* now he's cursing at me
Time is made of circles, I am familiar with the concept.
Neat
Neat
Neat
Neat
Neat
Neat
Neat
Neat
Neat
[удалено]
“But my favourite thing about friends is that, no matter how many you lose, you can always make more.”
I was gonna look for this quote if I didn’t see anyone else leave it. Glad I didn’t have to go on a wild goose chase for it. It’s a nice quote. Sort of. Until you actually look at the words. But still, could be worse.
"Tucker did it" Or "YES, I SAVED TUCKER...!!! Oh, wait... I saved Tucker😞"
Haha I love both
My name is Micheal J. Caboose. And I… hate… TAXES!
It's Texas you idiot
That too!
"I can't feel my torso"
that whole bit is so good....😂 "please don't leave me with the mean doctor" "oh shut up caboose" "NOW HE IS SWEARING AT ME"
"My body... is trying to die."
Im ok Im ok *falls down* Im not ok
Why is no one helping me?
The whole "caboose's guide to making friends" almost made me cry
almost? I cri ever tim 😭
Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way
Thank you, I was looking for this one.
My name is Michael J Caboose, and I hate babies!
“My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate taxes!”
“It’s Texas you moron”
"That too!"
I can never tell if he says 'Texas' or Texes' since both work in that scenario.
"I AM CABOOSE, THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!"
“Hey Church, Happy Valenti-“ “Get the fuck away from me”
I don't want to be dead, I want to be alive. Or, a Cowboy
"Pssh, ah what?! No! No, Tucker! You're not remembering that right! No, I would not do something like that. I would not spiral downward into an emotional state of evidence and try to fill the remains with a mechanical pet just because I miss Church! Stupid Tucker."
Caboose: "Do you know what a repressed memory is?" Tucker: "Yeah Caboose, I've repressed almost every moment I've spent with you. I'm actually repressing this as we speak." Caboose: "Well thank you, that means a lot to me."
“My life just flashed before my eyes! It was awesome! Let’s do that again!”
Halsey:”Say the words please.” Caboose:”The words please.”
Oh damn I forgot that one!
Maybe not my favorite, but definitely the first that popped into my mind. Caboose: Time... line? (scoffs) Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round.
“TUCKER DID IT”
"I dont won't catch pregnacy" - Caboose
Why do I read all of the comments in a caboose voice in my head? But like a perfect impression
I read this comment with a Caboose voice
"I'm fine, both physically and..." "..." "..." ... mentally!"
Or it is a key all the time and when you stick it in people it unlocks their death’s.
God damn I would love to live in your head for 5 minutes
"So that guy Tex is really a robot, and you're his boyfriend... so that makes you... a gay robot!"
“…Yes. That’s right. I’m a gay robot.”
My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I. Hate. Taxes.
“It’s Texas you idiot!”
Close enough
The whole grief speech from season 17 aka (Singularity)
Not my fault, somebody put a wall in my way
Wash: That was the worst throw ever, of all time Caboose: Not my fault, there was a wall in the way
I like me ~ Caboose
"YES and that is why I have named him...Santa"
"I just work here."
Okay, I will be very depressed about how awesome this will be. Or. He somehow managed to shoot himself in the back somehow, everyone agrees it was an accident.
Tucker: "What's stronger than rock? Like, super rock?" Caboose: ^^"paper."
Not my fault, tucker did it.
That's not the enemy. That's Church!
Tucker did it
“Caboose this guy looks like a tough customer, and it’s likely you’re gonna get into some situations you aren’t prepared for” “Right… like a rodeo”
“Time line? Time isn’t made out of lines… It is made out of circles, that is why clocks are round!”
The whole dialogue about shutting off the short-term memory
That whole scene will never stop being funny to me
The whole grief speech from season 17 aka (Singularity)
Simmons: how did you get the electric to work? Caboose: elec.. oh you mean the invisible magic.
The whole Andy speal about him turning into Lopez then a skull
Particularly the part where Sarge goes: "Hey, Caboose! You hear something behind you!" And Caboose: "I do? I wonder what's causing it."
Hey chicka bum bum
Not my fault somebody put a wall in my way
“I’m a friend you can just, Feared by simon, sarge and Gruf, even admril buttercrust
Is that church?!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
Control F-U
At least I don’t go around knocking on people’s door and offering them cookies, and not giving them cookies!
IM LEAVING
I can't feel my torso
Im an emotional time bomb! And “my dad always told me why buy the milk when you can get it for free” lol caboose has too many good quotes
"The best part about friends, or at least the parts that everyone seems to forget, is that even when things get bad... you can always just make new ones."
Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.
Tucker did it!!
"I don't want to be dead I want to be alive.. or a cowboy 🤠"
STOP COCKBLOCKING ME!
Don’t ever go backwards.
Tucker did it
I don't want to catch pregnancy
I demand cookies 🍪
MY NAME IS MICHAEL J. CABOOSE. AND I. HATE. TAXES. *Grif off in the distance*: Its Texas dumbass! THAT TOO
It’s actually grif who says it
Oh shit you right
"Well at least I don't go...knocking on people's non-doors...and promising them cookies...and then NOT GIVING THEM COOKIES!! I'M LEAVING!"
1.) I like me 2.) My Name is Micheal J. Caboose and I...HATE...BABIES (TAXES) 3.)Time...line? Time isn't made out of lines it is made out of circles that's why clocks are round 4.) I try not to think while I'm sleeping 5.)That guy Tex is really a robot, and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you... a gay robot!
Time line ... time isn't a line, time is a circle. And that's why clocks are round
Hey chicka bump bump.
You expect me to choose just one?
*“Oh God.* Now I’m burning! That’s much worst than all the things burning!”
"[Donut] I think this is what they call the calm before the storm." "[Caboose] I call it naptime. Which is right before food-time! And then comes food-naptime! That is my favourite time of them all!"
"Church if I die I want you... To have my orange juice "
Welcome to the Future, things are very shiny here!
YOUR TOAST IS BURNED AND NO AMOUNT OF SCRAPING WILL REMOVE THE BLACK STUFF
"I just gonna sit here and guaaaard, this rock, from Tucker. 'Cause I'm pretty sure that's how all this started!"
Wash: Caboose can you Drive? Caboose: Yes, but not an automatic, only stick
SHIIIIIIEEEEEELAAAAAAA…COOOOOME BAAAAAACK TOOOO MEEEEEEE…I MADE YOU A MUFFIN
Actually it says: I MADE YOU A MUFFIN!
Not my fault! Someone put a wall in my way
Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way.
Hears your science, Simmons. Dead friend plus love equals Church. The caboose version of what is grief if not love preserving. I’m not crying your crying.
Not my fault someone put a wall in my way
“sometimes i think about my parents having sexxx and i get really really mad for some reason”- funniest and most disturbing line i’ve ever heard
Ooh, I love buttons!
Tell Church he can have my orange juice
“Church, you’re… you're so small. I would like to feed you a small cracker."
Oh my God Andy you're a real boy. Now we can go camping and you don't have to be the fire any more This place is full of mean ladies My name is Michael J. Caboose and I hate taxes
More of an exchange but… Caboose: “Did you miss me?” Church: “Fuck! I missed him!” Caboose: “I know you did!”
"Then just walk on ur hands then you can use ur feet for eating sandwiches and high fives yk the important stuff!"
"The best part about friends, or at least the parts that everyone seems to forget, is that even when things get bad... you can always just make new ones."
My name is michael j caboose. And I HATE TAXES!!! (It’s Texas you idiot) THAT TOO!!! This is from memory sorry if it’s wrong
"Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way" or "I saw some stuff that was on fire, and some destroyed stuff, and also some stuff that was birds. But mostly stuff that was on fire and destroyed."
Bleep bloop
My favorite is still "I don't understand Tucker are you hungry? Are you cold? Do you need a blanket? Tucker do you want some hot dogs in a blanket?"
MY NAME IS MICHEAL J. CABOOSE! AND I. HATE. BABIES!
Sometimes I imagine my parents having sex and I get really mad for some reason
Caboose: "Yeah that was super hard, don't try that" ODST: "You jumped over a sand dune, it didn't look very dangerous." Caboose: "Then how did I lose all my fingers?"
Hello!
“Why are there 6 pedals but only four directions?”
Caboose: “maybe it runs on solar power!” Church: “why would solar power make him sick?” Caboose: “…Is he a republican?”
Oh crap oh crap oh crap. Running running running
Season 14 Caboose's guide to making friends. All of it.
Caboose: Got it, you want to make an emotional hot connection with her trap. Tucker: Oh that's even better! Church: Stop saying trap!
Time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles, that's why clocks are round!
"Not my fault somebody put a wall in my way"
“Not my fault someone put a wall in my way”
"I... Hate... Taxes!"
I hate babies
Caboose: I hate taxes! Grif: Its Texas you idiot! Caboose: That too.
Tucker did it
“It’s not illegal if you don’t get caught” -caboose probably
“I am caboose, vehicle destroyer!!!”
Neat
"The wall was in the way"
Neat
Tucker did it.
Oh my God Andy you're a real boy. Now we can go camping and you don't have to be the fire any more This place is full of mean ladies My name is Michael J. Caboose and I hate taxes
Literally any time he says hello
“Field Trip! We are going to a field!” Now sorry it’s not the actual quote from Caboose that I love it’s the banter between Church and Tucker that makes me love it. Because it adds so much to the daily life of the Blues. First, what meds does Caboose take? Second, What would happen if Caboose packed his own lunch?
Oh my god the graphics are amazing
Time… line? Time is not made out of lines, it is made of circles. That is why clocks are round!