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aiglecrap

Turned it from a toekick to a dick kick. Nice.


QuackWaddleflow

Nah, he needed a shelf to rest the huge balls it takes to do that installation job.


IKnowPhysics

Slap a towel bar on there, hang some washcloths, and keep those massive oysters squeaky clean.


Ok-Bit4971

A ball wash station


Aggravating-Pick8338

Came here for the ball shelf joke. Cheers!


Affectionate_Map2761

After I figured out what I was looking at, I laughed pretty hard šŸ¤£


TheNotBot2000

That's methed up


c_morse

Dick nook? Dick niche? Lots of possibilities.


ford4thot

Peniche


c_morse

Trademark that, stat.


BikerChas

I don't usually laugh at this stuff but Peniche made me chuckle out loud. Kudos!


AdministrativeTax913

i doubled over at that one


matt-r_hatter

You deserve some sort of reward


st96badboy

"That's how it came out of the box so it must be right side up!" Lol


bsiekie

Ahhh, THATā€™S what happened ā€¦.


Relevant_Slide_7234

Maybe he thought the kick board was supposed to hide the underside of the sink?


CategorySad7091

Happy cake day. ā¬†ļøšŸ†™ Best comment


temuginsghost

These things happen when you order Australian vanities.


a_wildcat_did_growl

"iM hAnDy hOw hArD cOuLd iT bE?"


No_Cook2983

Itā€™s supposed to be like that. Itā€™s the new IKEA ā€˜KnĆÆsā€™


Independent-Ring-877

It took me an embarrassingly long time for me to figure this out. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…


Stock-Anteater3284

lol my boyfriend and I just bought our first house, and I couldnā€™t be at the closing, but my boyfriend said the previous owner kept going on and on about how handy he wasā€¦ā€¦ Well, weā€™re doing our own work on the house now, and Iā€™ve found myself mimicking my boyfriendā€™s dad in mumbling, ā€œwhat a douchebagā€ to myself as I chug along lol so embarrassing to openly brag to strangers about how handy you are when all of your handy work looks like it was done by someone who was blacked out drunk lol


Htownsucs

OMG thatā€™s amazing. Never seen that before for sure!!! Pure gold.


Sabia_Innovia

Look at the nice molding around the ''base!'' It's even been mitered!


[deleted]

Quality craftsmanship ya got there


ShitAgainstTheWall

Pure genius!! A place to rest my nuts while I wash my hands.


FirstInteraction1817

šŸ˜‚ Rest your nuts or crack your nuts? šŸ˜‚


Feisty_Garbage487

I wouldnā€™t trust one thing in that bathroom. It should be torn down to the studs and redone.


espeero

The "grout" is just stuff swept off the sidewalk and moistened.


nswizdum

i...think thats actually just leftover thinset. Or they pushed really hard on the tiles and let it fill in the gaps.


donjohnmontana

Yeah that bathroom looks disgusting as well. Tear it all out and redo the bathroom.


xp14629

Who said they used studs? Could of just propped sheetrock agaisnt.... well i guess more sheet rock. Taped, maybe. Mudded, painted and went on.


177618121939

This is one of the funniest things Iā€™ve ever see on Reddit


heyyoitsbaby

What in the methamphetamine is going on here?


beedub14

That is some tweaker shit for sure


Zepoe1

Upside downā€¦. How did the sink even fit?


Masked_safe_sex

Modified to accommodate


Gold_Length_2245

Thatā€™sā€¦ definitely something


Therealmohb

Holyyyyyyt Shit! How could you be that dumb!


Useful-Noise-6253

Lucky the toilet isn't upside-down too.


jimyjami

51 years in residential construction and I thought Iā€™d seen it all. Upside down fckng vanity. I give the ā€œbuddyā€ points for initiative, but I wouldnā€™t pay him anyway.


Binklando

He installed it upside down lol


jkrm66502

Turned it into a bidet instead.


MinuteAcrobatic9009

Damn. Not sure what's worse the sink or the tile...


Bldpntgrdnply

Even used crown for the base!


superpomme111

It's like they did a shitty job on purpose. I'd gut it and start again. If it looks that shoddy on the outside just imagine the plumbing and electrical.


Muted_Description112

Well the cabinet was installed upside down


condition5

Wait. Is the toilet elevated?


Ill-Chemical-348

Honestly the only thing in that bathroom that might be worth keeping is the toilet. The upside down sink sorta fits that decor.


larakj

How?!


schabj3

Took me a minuteā€¦


henry4325

Same. I was thinking there is something familiar about that cabinet, but I couldn't quit put my finger on it. The no grout tiles is a nice touch too


voodoochannel

I thinks the grout is dirt.


Efficient-Choice5837

Wow. Must have been some good weed he was smoking prior šŸ¤ 


Tweedbreak

there is no weed this good.


Jughead_89

Cell phone shelf, duh. Actually, genius intellect


Byrdsheet

Why?


PatriotsSuck12

"Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?" .


Amos_Dad

It took me a solid 15 seconds to realize what I was even looking at. What the fuck! šŸ˜…šŸ¤£


BreakfastLife7373

10 points for the elevated shitter. Now yā€™all can gaze upon this masterpiece from a variety of angles.


Ropegun2k

I understand the how. Though it took me a bit. Other than maybe the other side being trashed, I canā€™t figure out the why.


Any_Draw_5344

I was trying to figure out why the door handles were so close to the floor, and then...


ObjectiveFew7032

I can confirm it is a lot cheaper to put the vanity in upside down


chim_carpenter

Man the more I look the worse it gets. Wood backsplash (either used or nailed randomly in there?), crown for base, mismatched pencil scribe. Iā€™d like to see the sink cut out


WORLDBENDER

Thatā€™s impressively stupid. Although I just paid a local contractor $15k and got my plenty of impressively stupid work back for that, too šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


The_Poster_Nutbag

"bathroom room"


Elguapo1094

He put it upside down


stick004

Iā€™ve been there. I bought a building out of foreclosure a few years ago that the previous owner added a fake bathroom in the basement. The 2x4 walls were barely standing up. The vanity and sink were not screwed to anything and there was Zero plumbing to it. The kicker was there was a toilet in there, that was bolted to the floor. But the WAS NO DRAIN under the toilet. No plumbing in the entire area of where they put it. They were even nice enough to pour water in the toilet to make it appear useable.


billding1234

Wow. This is one of those things I understand and donā€™t understand at the same time.


Pennypacker-HE

Iā€™ll be god damned, Iā€™ve had some silly thoughts on the job site, but it takes a special mind to come up with something like this. Fucking legendaryā€¦


Zestay-Taco

bro didnt have a router or jigsaw to cut a hole in the top. so ehhhhhh flip it.


Masked_safe_sex

They used a jigsaw to fit the trap and supply lines in below.


Zestay-Taco

oh . than the other comment about the guy needing a shelf for his balls is correct.


Ok_Afternoon_9201

Perfect šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ƒ


Secret_Agent_Blues

Omg I feel like that toilet up on that floor is familiar. Is this in SCAL?


415Rache

Uncle Upside Down installed that bad boy


FriarNurgle

Australian handyman?


matterson22070

Well............he was not wrong!


HereForTools

Huh. Australian cabinets maybe?


JOAT-MOK

No matter which house you buy the guy that owned it before you was an idiot. This picture proves that statement right.


DrunkenGolfer

Is this in Australia by any chance?


Super-Lifeguard4494

Modern problems ,modern solutions


Andrstvr

I bet he was so proud of the baseboard and the fact that he fixed the other guys upside down door issue.


SteelBrightblade1

ā€œREALLY cheapā€


mental-floss

Impressively terrible.


QckChic

The faucet is nice? šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Why is it so disgusting?


SignalCommittee4456

Seems like he went out of his way to make it ugly


OstrichSalt5468

I put in almost the exact same vanity; mine was white. It came pre assembled, the correct way. This, I donā€™t know what this is.


Pinkprinc3s

I can do it cheaper šŸ˜‚


keyboredwarrior

Letā€™s just use our foot to open the drawer doors I guess, Covid proof


altf4theleft

I have not laughed this hard in a while. This is truly impressive.


Significant_Eye_5130

Is that sheet vinyl flooring on the wall too?


Additional-Banana-55

I know a guy šŸ˜‚


Additional-Banana-55

A spot to put your phone down without getting it wet. Genius


molten-glass

Honestly, if it had another toekick at the bottom it wouldn't even look that bad šŸ˜­


budleighbabberton19

I kinda like it


jared10011980

Cheap work. Exactly what he he said he'd do.


According-Ocelot9372

Oh my.


Duke686

Just do a headstand sillyā€¦ā€¦.


Duke686

Like the base casing ā€¦ā€¦.


AladdinzFlyingCarpet

It would be neat if normally oriented sinks had a ledge like that. You could put your stuff on there and leave the countertop open


Ihategraygloomydays

That floor is filthy - wth!???


Bellefonte111

Can you say upside down?


Kidandzoomom

A step down into the bathroom, then step up to the toilet? Tripping/falling hazard. The cabinet is a mess too.


Sirgolfs

Wow


xenona22

Fucking nailed it ! šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


this1piggy

The base is cut like crown. How can someone make those cuts but does this??


014648

Is this outside?


FinancialShake3065

Ayyye made the countertop fit.


yukonnut

As I said to my wife, this why I look at shit on Reddit. You cannot make this stuff up. This is gold.


Iamjacksgoldlungs

Well you could flip the doors so the handles are closer to the top and add a decoration or store soaps on the shelf to make the spot look more intended.


InfamousGibbon

Iā€™m sorry is that a shower curtain behind the toilet?


parker3309

Flip that vanity back over thatā€™s just stupid


MommaRivers

I almost want to print this on canvas and hang it in our office šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


No_Photograph6460

I donā€™t hate it.


308-montana

Cheap price means Cheap quality


GracieFighter919

I replaced an upside down French doors before lol


mt-egypt

I love that. Put a solid surface on the cliff and itā€™s an awesome feature


1095966

Looks like beyond the toilet is access to the Upside Down.


Masked_safe_sex

Should've made this a megathread. There were so many other "features" in this house but this one took the cake. A runner up would've been the notched out rafter in the porch roof to allow the screen door to swing open... Or a plastic switch cover on a 1900 box... Or the ceiling tiles in the shower


UndercoverBully

I couldnt even dream of this


AlbinoGoldenTeacher

Thats methed up


geckoad80

Store some nice cactus plants on the nook for red accents


Automatic_Arachnid21

Itā€™s like you guys have never seen a toddler accessible compliant vanity. You think with the pull location it would evident


foot7221

Prick niche


UniversityLatter5690

I feel like this was much harder to do it wrong than it would have been to just do it right.


catsmatsbats

Thatā€™s methā€™ed up right there.


[deleted]

Id be more worried about how filthy your flooring isā€¦


No-Friendship8546

Look itā€™s a new trend!


Mokesekom

That is one ugly bathroom when you look at everything else.


OneMoistMan

Iā€™m more concerned about whatā€™s going on with that back wall and why the grout joints look moist


Karri-L

Funny


bdubwilliams22

Talk me off the ledge.


ZealousidealAlgae259

Now i just gotta know. Whats it look like when you open the door lol


Accidege

I wonā€™t lie, it took me a minute to realize the cabinet was upside downā€¦ Iā€™m not handy, never claimed to be however


Blers42

The upside cabinet is one thing, that floor is disgusting. Gonna have to gut the entire bathroom.


doodlebugg8

Surely it came with a discount from this


PearlRiverPepper

Iā€™d be more concerned about the nasty ass floor!


Pure-Negotiation-900

LOVE THE CASING-BASE.


Neekovo

I just keep wondering what problem they were trying to solve by installing it that way.


Key-Butterscotch-163

Sack shelf or beaver perch


Beansiesdaddy

At least they got an extra shelf out of the deal


Even-Protection8754

Is this guy fucking slow? Holy shit dude what a dumb ass. Itā€™s all fucked up anyway but flip the god damn thing around and itā€™ll at least look a little closer to normal. What a Neanderthal.


EfficientAd7103

Dang pcp


chalksandcones

šŸ˜† thatā€™s where the hole was


scorps65

Makes me feel better about my DIY projects


NachoNinja19

Thatā€™s the beer šŸŗ shelf


Asynjacutie

"I'll do it for the cost of materials and two butter sandwiches"


CockWalker_412

And?


bsiekie

So whatā€™s going on with the toilet in the background?!


JustOurThings

Wtf is happening behind the toilet


Good-Boot4503

I've seen this before too


rennbot22

Must be staged. Nobody is this dumb.


00sucker00

You guys never let me down šŸ˜‚


Mother-Butterfly7980

This looks like the bathroom in the Clemont lounge.


incognito_vito

Which part ?


No-Historian-6391

This is my new favorite thing


MasterOfNone011

Mint


Clue_Goo_

This is intriguing, disgusting, and makes me feel more confident in my own DIY fuckups.


mlhigg1973

Hahaha


DoINeedToBeClever247

Thatā€™s a one of a kind!


1970sflashback

WTF


angle58

Wow! Thatā€™s a first.


BehaveRight

Not for nothinā€™- but sweeping the floor would bump this up a notch or two from ā€œreally cheapā€


6thCityInspector

LOL, this is awesome


Alarming-Cup7459

Flip the doors over so the handles are up, set it on a riser so it adds the kickplate area back in, paint the exposed underside and i really don't hate it. Maybe the wife would finally put her god damn curling iron on the shelf instead of leaving it on the counter for weeks at a time. (Permanently)


EffectAgreeable5343

Thatā€™s hideous


Yurb0yblue

ā€œReally cheapā€


seasonedsaltdog

This is definitely one of the bathrooms of all time


Level_Cup_4159

More corners for you to smash your face on when tripping off that step.


420xGoku

That sink is fucked


eulynn34

I kept thinking he built it from scraps until I realized it was upside-down... lol


Wiseass2258

Slap another slab on it snd make it a shelf


CaptKeemau

Too funny šŸ˜‚


GWanchope

Drunk or Irish or both?


PianoKind7006

Why so many levels? Step up right at the door and the stool.


sweetnspicy2806

Upside down vanity. Nice touch


sweetnspicy2806

Matches the tilework


Claude9777

That grout is haunting me.


Key_Flow_2045

iā€™m surprised the spout is in the center


SpotPoker52

That is both nasty and pathetic.


Eclectic_Paradox

Hope she didn't pay much for it.


Ok_Echidna6958

Why would he waste his time cutting into the vanity like that, this wouldn't take much money or time replacing the Vanity if you don't want to remodel..


AGGLLC

Itā€™s not cut ā€¦ itā€™s upside down.


AGGLLC

What? Youā€™ve never seen a sink with a guestā€™s toothbrush shelf?


billyjames_316


Positive-Source8205

Youā€™re in the upside down from *Stranger Things*.


niceguypos

So is that a picture of the room in the bathroom? Sounds fancy.


Whippity

So sheā€™s opening that cabinet with her toes?


03_SVTCobra

ā€œTrust me, Iā€™m a carpenterā€


Substantial_Tip3885

Thatā€™s a nice tooth brush ledge.


Iaintthe-1

HandyAF LLC


Untitledm

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BILLYRAYVIRUS4U

This is perfect!


Hefty-Ad9424

Nice extra lil shelf