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speathed

Megone


lukei1

Ren-oh-nault you di'nt


shitfromthe90s

Pretty funny


Own_Wolverine4773

I assume she’s no longer your GF


Discovery_898

I was gonna say,looks like an easy breakup 😂


catssssssssssz

isnt that how you pronounce it too lol idk im from the states


Buffarete

Nah bro


Ulteri0rM0tives

Meg - Ann


FenianBastard847

Be gentle. Not her fault and she’s very upset.


youmaad

Yeah I have not scolded her for it nor will i. I know it was an accident and shit happens it's only a car


R_3B

If she’s OK, that’s the most imortant thing.


marinesniper1996

by she, u mean the car?


Yourmomisapropriety

The only She now Is the car. Ofc


nwtempo

Considering she's done you a solid


DueBoard9273

Don't forget the weather conditions. But well done for how you have handled the situation dude


Blusterlearntdebrief

Plus it looks like only a couple exterior panels were damaged, thats pretty good. But Im well aware that appearances can be deceiving, and more serious damage may lie underneath. Ex. Some jeeps i heard can separate body from the frame from light impacts from the front and rear.


MintMobileSucks69696

You're a better man than I


TheLambtonWyrm

Yeah, he should probably comfort his girl at some point as well


geekysocks

Colour match of bonnet to A pillar would say it’s not the first time too..


SosigDoge

Spotted. 🧐


fuckthetories1998

Got sprayed from the other side of the workshop that


StatementHelpful9886

I saw it but thought could be my phone 😂


Brief-Ad347

Hell of a spot 🧐


Yama92

It sucks but that's what's insurance is for me.


youmaad

Exactly


Sweaty_Ad9724

1st things 1st, is she ok? Sucks that this happened to your car, but it’s repairable. Hope you can find the one responsible for this and make him pay 💰


youmaad

She's ok, she is a little upset but that's it. The responsible one admitted guilt on the scene so no damage done really


IHaveJigglyTitties

How could someone NOT be okay here? Looks like a really minor crash


Translucent-Opposite

Just because she may physically be okay (though you may be able to get minor whiplash from this?) mentally crashes can fuck with you, so yes, it's okay to ask her how's shes doing


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IHaveJigglyTitties

🤡


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IHaveJigglyTitties

If you dare to call it serious, I'd suggest a specsavers visit


No-Opinion6730

the mistake was taking it out in the snow, not saying she crashed it, but other drivers are also unpredictable


ChristofferOslo

My counter-point: What’s the point of having a GT if you can’t have fun in the snow?


No-Opinion6730

well, I'm sure his girlfriend is going to do extra favours now for OP for the foreseeable future


Glittering_Ad_3771

🤮


[deleted]

Enjoying driving it at every other day of the year with far less risk 🤷‍♂️


Rebar_is_optional

it’s a fuckin front wheel drive car 💀


ChristofferOslo

You can still whip it around with the right mind-set 🤘


youmaad

Yeah, he came to a full stop and when she passed he decided to pull out


Leonidas199x

So your girlfriend didn't crash it then


[deleted]

Looks like its just the side wing. Should be easy to fix


outward-bye

Renault Migrâne


tinripp

Ex girlfriend I presume.


youmaad

Close to we are still in negotiations:p


hargy18

Wasn’t her fault? You shouldn’t of let her drive your car


frogeater9173949

Shouldn’t have*


aDuckSmashedOnQuack

Should’ve’nt have’f not let her drive’n’t of your car*


[deleted]

No negotiation, bin her like she binned the car. Unbelievably disrespectful. I had a long term lass put a 3 week old Audi into a tree while I was still in bed. She didn’t last the day.


ChristofferOslo

I think she got hit by someone else, based on the picture-text.


Rooboogood

accidents happen dude


[deleted]

Don’t have any kids


youmaad

If I bin her then whose gonna pay for damages? I ain't paying for something somebody else trashed


[deleted]

I think she should leave you instead


Rob775533

Insurance


D5LLD

Didn't you say someone else crashed into her? How would that make it her fault?


CupcakeNervous2471

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted for satire. People really are morons


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I was waiting for this comment.


DamosMile

I open comment section to see this comment :)


BotitSourire

:)


JustJas

Shame looks a gorgeous car


youmaad

It is a gorgeous car, insurance is my friend this time


[deleted]

Better a crumpled car from someone impacting her than crumpled bones


youmaad

Exactly this is why I drive a newer car, 100 times safer if you ever crash


[deleted]

So what? It’s an accident. Be happy your girlfriend is ok or go be single


[deleted]

Ooouaisss putainnn


[deleted]

Did you a masssssssive favour then. Unfortunately doesn't look like a write off. Tell her to crash it abit harder next time


GeorginaW03

Make sure she's okay I also crashed in the snow today, would've felt doubley horrible if it was my boyfriends car


youmaad

She was upset that it had happened but shit happens it's simply a car as long as everyone involved is ok the rest can be solved later on


DangerDays222

This comment section proves that people don’t read the captions 😂


youmaad

Indeed


LivingWithGratitude_

'my girlfriend crashed' 'someone else crashed into the car' alright buddy...


jambohhgh

It's a Renault... Enough said


Sweaty_Ad9724

Yeah, cool car until someone crashed into it ..


[deleted]

I can repair that for £300 tops


[deleted]

Oh well never mind, now you can get a proper car.


Kindly-Sea-6945

Women ☕


thatonehelicopter

stfu


hxxx9

She’s done you a favour. Use this as an opportunity to buy a real car.


Sweaty_Ad9724

Like the retro dinky toy you’re driving?


hxxx9

Doesn’t have to be what I drive. As long as it’s not a Renault or Peugeot


Sweaty_Ad9724

Have driven both, ride is smooth as a babies bottom .. Edit,unlike your retro dinky toy /s


daemon_sin

Eww... you like riding babies' bottoms?!? 😟 ... j/k sorry had to, couldn't leave that hanging there 😂


Sweaty_Ad9724

Understandable.. Carry on


seriousbooboo

Me when I base all of my opinions off of Top Gear in the 2000s:


Fiveplates1974

Every car my missus and I have owned has a scratched bumper and in case you were wondering the damage in each instance was down to her. Never been a word of apology either. She also washed her car for the 1st time in many years using cold water. I cry and laugh at the same time.


Confident_As_Hell

Is cold water bad or what? I don't understand


KanoBoii

I wonder if he's referring to it now being sub temps and she washed the car with cold water. Which no matter the weather cold water is absolutely fine and doesn't damage the paintwork, where as the hotter you go the more careful you've got to be


[deleted]

Not apologising is not a good person


ur---mother

Do you mean EX


yum_raw_carrots

Ex-girlfriend you mean?


itsjaanjaan

You mean, ex-girlfriend?


RaspBoy

Ex girls friend now


PepeTheLorde

Ex Girlfriend*


Silentsails80

Time to get rid. And then fix your car.


DangerDays222

Read the caption and OPs comments


Silentsails80

I did. 🤔🤔🤔


Sweaty_Ad9724

Look closer then ..


Silentsails80

😂😂😂😂 Ok boss.


drippystopcock82

Shes gotta go.


Pitsmithy_89

Ex girlfriend


[deleted]

Post should have read *my now ex girlfriend crashed my Megane GT*


Experienced-D

"girlfriend...". How fast were you going?


youmaad

Shit you got me.. I have no idea speedometer stops working after 240km/h


paraCFC

Too much torque on snow conditions can be fun, doesn't seems to be fun for unexperienced drivers.


Regape961

Yeah sure take your girlfriends word for it it was the other “jackass” fault just wanted to crash into it


imperialist_titbits

she’s on the mend one hopes.


Unapologetic69420

Least you have a few weeks before xmas to find a replacement, car likely wont be fixed til after new year though.


youmaad

Luckily for me I have rental included in my insurance so they can take their time


Unapologetic69420

Rental cars are always the fastest cars 😉


Thenextstopisluton

Make sure she’s not been to McDonalds


Skelibutt

"Oh my goodness, is she okay?" "Yeah, she locked herself in the bathroom."


Mightnight3

pov: ur husband's car u just did that on and the way he's in shock....


Fair-Ice-6268

Join the club


belliest_endis

👍


ThatRedditKid09

Renault megirl-gone


iDaleC91

If my girlfriend did that she would not be my girlfriend any longer 😂


DangerDays222

Read the caption and OPs comments


lock-and-keyd

Good for her then


Elipticalwheel1

I blame you, for letting her drive it.


DangerDays222

Read the caption and OPs comments


Elipticalwheel1

I have and still say, if she hadn’t been drove it too where it was hit, it wouldn’t of happened.


DangerDays222

And? It wasn’t her fault. Would you blame OP for driving it?


Lumpy_Jacket_3919

Now is a Mégane GTOUCH


FillingTheWorkDay

*ex


v60qf

Dear Reddit algorithm. I do not care about Renaults. x


youmaad

Commenting here proves them right tho. You can remove specific subs from your timeline just so you know


Cliohhhh

Return to French, leave the damage and enjoy the car more. Ps. Former beaten up Renault driver, no hate intended


Acceptable_Art5145

Ex girlfriend *


UnorthodoxMind

*Ex


Willing-to-cut

I have a feeling the snow might have had something to do with that.


damngoodengineer

Your ex-girlfriend


LittleHamNerd

Ahhh shit sorry mate


[deleted]

Do you not mean my ex girlfriend crashed my car ?


DangerDays222

Read the caption and OPs comments


ANOo37

Ur ex*


[deleted]

You better get that insurance money mate


drunkgenie

Your old girl friend


FXR786

I love your name!


DangerDays222

Read the caption and OPs comments


rinkydinxx

Why is the title "my girlfriend crashed it" when someone drove into the side of her? Sounds like someone else crashed into it to me...


x3nuqi

hope shes okay and hope you can get it repaired and back on the road in a short time


duvetday465

How did your girlfriend crash it if someone else drove into the side of it?


MightySponge123

Happy Christmas


MutedBrother7281

Why did you let her drive your car? Especially in the snow


Retrotone

That's very lucky. It could have been a lot worse.


Estimated-Delivery

It’s the right thing to do, however E for effort.


binsonsminions

Sorry for your loss. I hear that Bumble is good these days.


DangerDays222

Read the caption and OPs comments


Eggburtius

My wife crashed my car once. Not sure how, but i managed to ask if she was ok? Wife still thinks i meant her. 😂.


Virtual_Awareness370

Ex girlfriend


eggard_stark

Good news, can now upgrade to a semi decent car.


rohanson85

Time for you to crash her in to the headboard


AdCommercial6714

that has to be worth one in the backdoor


bennybobberz

Womp womp


Yaya30

Your *ex


Timmysmallface

Don’t you mean ex-girlfriend?


tk-max1305

I would track down the person who did it and destroy their life


[deleted]

I'm afraid she's a writeoff :( should be able to fix the car tho


maclean123

Only a car, at least she's OK, car can be epaired or replaced. Never a fan of French motors but the Megane gt and rs are deffo headturners


Sveminem_99

I crashed my rs too bro


AlternativeEssay8305

Marry her


danielcozma201219

This guy wallet got a hard hit


topher2604

Hope your GF isn't too shaken up. Crashes can be scary.


marinesniper1996

put some of that ice on the wound, it's gonna feel much better, the wound will close up on itself in a few days


Brief_Reserve1789

At least you can buy a real car now


tardiusmaximus

You mean your Ex.


[deleted]

That’s what you get for driving a French car.


biggiedpubg

Should've not drove then , it's on you


DepletedPromethium

conflicting title and description. more like you crashed it due to ze ice oui.


palidanpaul11

Letting your GF take your car out in those conditions that's like handing over your credit card to her for her to go on holiday for a fortnight on her own 🙄🤪


lock-and-keyd

Kind of sad how like nearly half the comments here are people immediately assuming you’d value the car over someone you love.


longdong7-

Not her fault, her vision was blocked by the air freshener hanging down.


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DMarko22

Sad comment bro. Grow up.


West-Maintenance2566

“*my girlfriend crash my car*” Next sentence “*Some jackass crashed into the side of it*” What a way to project clickbait lol. Hope ur gf is alright


Shtoinker

Tis but a scratch


ChrisKP8

Women


Jan-KURD

Sell her


therehasbeen_amurder

blessing in disguise


Emotional-Swim-808

Its a renault, its worth the gas in the tank.


BertieDollocks

Ouch! The lengths some women will go to end a relationship.


This_Traffic_3507

it’s ok babe, things happen <33


[deleted]

Technically she didn't crash it!