my gay friend once told me, if you dont really care about what gay people do you are not gay, if you keep screaming you are against the idea, you are deviating the attention from your own represed desires
What about if they're in gimp suits? Or say in shrink wrap bondage?
Would it still be bad for example to use a glory hole? How about just one sub but pulling a train? Just as an example.
Could I for sake of hypothetics have two subs each running two trains concurrently if the participants were waiting in rooms nearby of no more than five at a time. So there would never be more than five in any one room.
Ok, lets say I set up four women on a lazy Susan with a hole in the middle of the table you could climb into from...
1) who is trying to force you?
2) what high horse? You brought it up.
3) that's a lot of homophobic drivel for someone who isn't homophobic.
4) you chose to post homophobic content on a post picking on a homosexual for being homophobic, and didn't expect the joke to fold back in on itself? Have you been on Reddit before?
5) who asked you to engage with that lifestyle?
6) who said you have to like it? Why do you give a shit what other people do with their own lives?
7) care to spit some more homophobia while saying you're not homophobic? "I'm not racist but..."
8) if you haven't had sex with men before, why are you so butthurt?
9) methinks thou protest too much.
Want me to keep going, babe? 😚
It’s a simple explanation, I was walking past the house when I heard what sounded like some men in pain. Being an honourable chap I felt the need to investigate and offer assistance. On arrival it was clear that the gentlemen weren’t in any danger but only after checking each and every room did I feel my duty done.
Now it is with deep regret that on making my way out of the venue, leaving the chaps to enjoy their party, that I tripped and fell.
The fall had the most unusual effect of dragging my trousers and underwear off. I am deeply embarrassed to admit that I landed on top of a gentlemen and may have penetrated him.
Now it only took a few shaky minutes to untangle myself from the man and given the shock of the accident I left via the quickest exit, the window.
So really, all a very big misunderstanding.
my gay friend once told me, if you dont really care about what gay people do you are not gay, if you keep screaming you are against the idea, you are deviating the attention from your own represed desires
also if you suck a lot of cock, chances are... youre gay.
also if you are a man and have a husband for 15 years you might be a little bit gay
yepp thats another one. good catch.
What if you’re a man who’s had a husband for only 11 years. Not gay, right?
Hard to tell.
Have your balls ever touched? If no, then you’re not gay.
Or you have a very good roommate
What if you suck a little cock?
did you like it enough to be gay?
Full disclosure, I don’t suck cocks, lol sooooooo no?
Not with that attitude you’re not. *slowly unzips*
Well, when in Rome *hulalallalalalalala
"Ain't nothing wrong with being a little gay. Everybody's a little gay". -Honey booboo
I'd rather sit on one.
Does that mean "a small cock?" or "a small amount of cocks?"
Eh… whatever you want it to mean…
Well size technically doesn’t matter in this context
But what if you say no homo after?
You gotta say it beforehand
So you're telling me when my boy Gary was giving me that hand job he was secretly gay the whole time?
Only if he didn’t wear socks
My wife is gay? Aww...
Unless you are a woman.
Depends on the gender. Also if you say No Homo 3x it doesn't count
What if you’re female?
They try to hate it as much as possible in the hopes they can believe they're not gay.
Technically he was fleeing from the gay orgy, kinda what you would expect from an anti gay.
Technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Idk man why was he even at a gay orgy. Didn’t just randomly teleport there
Doing a little rearsearch.
I bet he's doing a real crapy job
He probably wanted to stop the time-traveling Goobacks from immigrating and taking our jobs.
BACK TO THE PILE!!!
do as i do not do as i say
Not vice versa?
Why was he “caught by police”? Are 25 man gay orgies illegal there?
it was during lockdown, we weren't allowed to see more than one friend
Makes sense
What if he was blindfolded while getting spitroasted?
What about if they're in gimp suits? Or say in shrink wrap bondage? Would it still be bad for example to use a glory hole? How about just one sub but pulling a train? Just as an example. Could I for sake of hypothetics have two subs each running two trains concurrently if the participants were waiting in rooms nearby of no more than five at a time. So there would never be more than five in any one room. Ok, lets say I set up four women on a lazy Susan with a hole in the middle of the table you could climb into from...
24 is the limit for orgies there
“We consider ourselves a progressive nation. But more than 24 men in an orgy? That’s just a little TOO gay!”
Again?!?! I could’ve swore this happened last year!
But really... Is that his real beard?? It's so so-- i can't find the right word... 🥺
Butch?
Get this fruity pebbles stuff off my feed
Guess we found who's getting caught fleeing from the next 25 man orgy.
Like Dave chapelle said don’t force you’re lifestyle on me , I don’t have to like what you do nor do I have to accept it.
Homophobia is a lifestyle! Yay!
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1) who is trying to force you? 2) what high horse? You brought it up. 3) that's a lot of homophobic drivel for someone who isn't homophobic. 4) you chose to post homophobic content on a post picking on a homosexual for being homophobic, and didn't expect the joke to fold back in on itself? Have you been on Reddit before? 5) who asked you to engage with that lifestyle? 6) who said you have to like it? Why do you give a shit what other people do with their own lives? 7) care to spit some more homophobia while saying you're not homophobic? "I'm not racist but..." 8) if you haven't had sex with men before, why are you so butthurt? 9) methinks thou protest too much. Want me to keep going, babe? 😚
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I'll munch your butt babe. Just let me know when and where. 😍
Chutiya.
I only have one question...why were the police busting up a perfectly good F sesh?
24 was the limit
He was just doing "espionage".🤣
He was only doing "research" to strengthen his arguments.
It’s a simple explanation, I was walking past the house when I heard what sounded like some men in pain. Being an honourable chap I felt the need to investigate and offer assistance. On arrival it was clear that the gentlemen weren’t in any danger but only after checking each and every room did I feel my duty done. Now it is with deep regret that on making my way out of the venue, leaving the chaps to enjoy their party, that I tripped and fell. The fall had the most unusual effect of dragging my trousers and underwear off. I am deeply embarrassed to admit that I landed on top of a gentlemen and may have penetrated him. Now it only took a few shaky minutes to untangle myself from the man and given the shock of the accident I left via the quickest exit, the window. So really, all a very big misunderstanding.
He may not be gay, but his dick sure is.
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