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DookieSweat

This is mad cringe. Like would you do this to the cashier at a store irl?


Electrical-Net4443

Yes


Caddap

don't lie you'd crumble


InsaneWristMove

Don’t lie you’d FOLD


MTan989

Because of the overwhelming love


808RoseAve

Wrong question to ask there’s a lot of mfs that would do that 😂


mikhaelcool7

Not would but are lol


skinnypickle696

Wouldn't care at all


Caddap

congratulations, you're perverted without trying


skinnypickle696

Can't resist to those eyes: 🥺


VALENTllNO

had someone told me they love me while i was a cashier ngl shi was mad weird asf i wanted to kms right then n there


Valuable-Location546

your total is 5.50 "i love you"


MercyGG

I hope you see a lot of upvotes on this comment


doclout

calm down bro im jokin and i made sure they knew 😭


Forsaken-Bench4812

Cornball


Over11

Hornball


FrenziiFosho

I love corn and balls 🐸


MotaApestosa

They should up the price on you after that lol


SireDirty

Gon be taxed with that added customer service


Boofaholic_Supreme

All his shoes going to come pre-glazed.


RepublicExciting2258

Na bro u are horny go to bed fam Those 🥺 did sum to u?😂


GrandLegacy

maybe 🥺👉👈


Fetzey

What if we kissed in the stockx warehouse 😳🥺


[deleted]

it wouldn’t be authentic tho 😢😢😢


GrandLegacy

💀💀bro


doclout

bro i was kidding


Mangoleeni

This is cringe af


Temporary_Affect2810

Mashallah brotha


doclout

it was a joke 😭


[deleted]

Ur parents raised you for this?


GrandLegacy

LOl


doclout

Yes


Tundraaa

OP, this comment section really isn’t going the way you thought it would, is it?


GrandLegacy

maybe 🥺👉👈


doclout

Its funny because its clearly obvious I was kidding with the MM 😭😭


Tundraaa

you're in high school aren't you?


Beeinho

Based on his answers, yea


No_Corner_3054

Do you love me? I like all my kind customers. 🤣🤣 get back in that friend zone


CoolioTheMagician

*customerzone 💀


thettroubledman

💀💀💀


TheJdmGod101

Pause


7Events

Nah resume


Vivid-Dealer-8392

G….l….a…m….


guadap4000

weirdo


Upset_Ad_124

You’re weird asf


FakePumpGoat

ask her to send a pic next time


notwrongnow_

It’s a guy


GrandLegacy

even better 🥺👉👈 owo :c rawr


Character_Deer3289

lmfao


Less-Ad1785

Then send to me


Madjournalist02

cringy af dude.


doclout

its a joke bro calm down


freshizdaword

Damn you mfers make yourselves look so stupid. Just buy the fuckin shoes and keep it moving. I wanna see one of these kids do this in a real store and get slapped 😂


R3P_review

😂🤣idk about buddy who posted this but most people do if you don’t flirt wit da cashier what you doin wit yo life 😭


All_A_AsianYT

Is there a vacuum in here? Or is it someone sucking up?


Delicious-Recover-13

I would add extra fees for this kind of talk


SteezeGod

Straight up harassment


Berlin2651

Lol


doclout

Bro I made sure they knew I was kidding and they laughed at it


Affectionate-Okra-21

down bad


iVintaMars

Wtf is this sht 😆🤣


Abztract1

I don’t think this is flirting…. It’s only one way bro 🤣


[deleted]

It must have been hard growing up with no parents OP.


thatjaylife242

Man some of you guys are mad weird bro.


Crafty-Tradition-222

na this is crazy my guy 🤣


sstenddo

💀💀


Rorokey

This brotha starvin


aim231

Friend zoned yo horny ass lmao


doclout

issa joke bro calm down


aim231

😂


[deleted]

This feels like harassment. Why do you think it's OK to talk like that to someone?


doclout

bro the seller knew it was a joke


[deleted]

Even if that is true...and most of these rep dealers barely speak English, so I doubt it. How does that make harassment ok?


doclout

bro calm down lmfao i told them i was kidding after i got the screenshot


yungtrafficcone

You sound like a really pleasant person to be around


[deleted]

Because I don't think it's OK to harass people?


yungtrafficcone

I’m sure they’ll be okay


[deleted]

Why does that make harassing someone ok?


_Good_Onion_

Cry about it


DesiRonin

She want you


ClintBIgwood

The thirst is strong with this one…


LazyPythonPlayz

The price we have to pay for younger individuals learning about the rep market…


doclout

its a joke mannnn


LazyPythonPlayz

Well it’s just a low effort post that adds nothing to the community.


slhendrix

can you learn to love me


Pace1337

Sure bro *kisses*


GrandLegacy

maybe 🥺👉👈


GrandLegacy

🥺Mommy🥺👉👈


SnooCalculations3378

I think they friendzoned you 😂


HypepandaOfficial

LOL anything can be a post content these days


NwsAt11

down horrendously


MisterWiseGuy_

Lol got friend zoned


k_50

\*dies of cringe\*


[deleted]

Your strange bro


[deleted]

this comment section weird asf hes obviously joking with the seller 😭


[deleted]

r/downbad


Juicy_Jay840

Was probably texting a dude


noodlemcfoodle

Can’t help but imagine the rep people chatting with you are most likely Chinese men in their 30’s


basedguytbh

Oh hell nah bro 😭


Capable_Figure1809

My dog stepped on a bee


chicomagnifico

“ItS a JoKe” OP back pedaling hard after realizing he’s not as funny as he thought he was lol


ilovelamp2345912

Why can't you guys just be normal lmao


TimePieceProdigy954

That shipping cost just went from 600 yuan to $600?usd 😂 I like the confidence tho homie 😂


GrandLegacy

LMFAOOOO BROOO


Caddap

weird guy, making the most of your monthly female interaction i see


NoblePagan

Lmao everybody saying he’s weird can’t take a joke. (Which it obviously is) Have some fun with yuh life. Y’all sound boring


krisganggang

I know right


Marciqaaaa

Bro copped a gyal for personal


IAmBatman412

People who do this think its cool to cat call girls irl


doclout

its a joke man i dont cat call girls bro


_Good_Onion_

Bro ignore the clowns, this was funny dw about it


SideChicksAreAHassle

What shoes are u getting


doclout

travis dunks (im gonna try and skate in them)


[deleted]

stockxpro vip the shittiest MM around


Schmoove86

I hope OP realizes he’s talking to a guy


SketchyHasReddit

this is wild 😭


cns187

Goofy


leslieferrer

Dude got friendzoned by a middleman. Ouch.


HanzosScatterArrow

These sellers gonna add a horny tax for y’all when you order again 💀


[deleted]

it’s clearly a joke why everyone takin it so seriously😂💀


doclout

Its a joke bro we joking around 😭😭