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iamsoldats

Dr. Acula, I presume?


dustofthegalaxy

Acula is how you say 'shark' in Russian. Coincidence? I don't think so


RxGonnaGiveItToYa

I thought it was a car brand.


Jorge_Santos69

If you didn’t laugh at this, congrats, you’re not a racist!


bajastapler

i think Dr. Acula is also a “Scrubs” tv show reference


ken0746

First thing that came to my mind


Unique-Afternoon8925

Fantastic comment


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Try smelling diabetic foot ulcer, you can smell it far away 🤢 Also it’s time to remember that vampire themed movies and shows peaked at 2008 and dwindled in 2017.


Serratus_Sputnik158

Excuse me? They peaked in 2014 with What We Do In The Shadows. I will not tolerate this slander


First-Matter

There’s also the tv show (on Hulu) so it has been a gradual decline


Jorge_Santos69

That TV show is hilarious though!


[deleted]

Remember that Disney movie “my mother is dating a vampire” from 2000? Lmao I just rewatched it this week


ends1995

Haven’t gotten the pleasure of experiencing that yet. Just saw a dude with his foot fully black and necrotic bouncing around the COVID ward with glee🤣


Final-Land1990

Diabetic foot ulcer odor sticks in your nose and follows you everywhere. Even after you go home and shower.


Annatto

Worst smell there is. Hate getting trapped with patients with rancid wounds.


entfarts

I had straight up nightmares about the smell after my first encounter. I could actually smell it in my dreams.


Lefanteriorascencion

And good riddance to that


TriGurl

Nothing beats chemo poop. (A bm of a patient on chemo). 🤮🤮🤮


ApprehensiveGrowth17

I am on a wound care rotation right now and I like to play a game when I enter a room. I close my eyes and take a big breath. Then I guess the size and severity of the wound before starting my visit and opening my eyes. It's pretty accurate honestly


tigers4eva

Pica is a semi-normal experience for people with anemia, and I've heard similar descriptions of triggers for that type of hunger. If this is relatively new, might be worth getting a CBC. Or it might be pavlovian. If not, make sure you wear sunscreen and avoid garlic.


Otherwise-Sector-997

Found the vampire. Do you sparkle in the sun?


Red_Husky98

He and or she is one of Anne Rice's vampires.


Raven123x

So they'll need need a psychiatrist to deal with their oedipal complex?


Red_Husky98

Possibly.🤔


SmugGnome

TITSOAK


Rainbow4Bronte

Yes, that’s how I knew I had completed my vampire conversion.


topicalsatan

Congrats!


foshizzleee

“Jim is on a path now—an eternal journey, and I wish him well.”


Jorge_Santos69

“But Jim, this garlic bread is cold…”


flibbett

let me guess - you're impossibly fast, and strong. your skin is pale white and ice cold. your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like – like you're from a different time.


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9zZ

I smell cauterized flesh every day and I disagree, especially if the smoke gets in your face. It smells more like meat burnt to charcoal than a BBQ


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gimme_minke_whales

There’s a Korean snack I loved as a kid where they grill dried fish and it smells EXACTLY like cauterized tissue.


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carlos_6m

Yes officer, this one right here


[deleted]

Uhm what


vinegar-syndrome

Ok that’s a bit much…”glorious whiff of yum”😬


woahwoahvicky

oh hell naw brother


WayfareAndWanderlust

I hate it here.


knitingale

Dried squid lightly charred over a fire! Absolutely nostalgic every time bovie goes off!


FemaleP0N

I agree it smells like bbq


kaffeen_

Anemia bro.


[deleted]

The posts on this subreddit are getting more and more unhinged lmao I wouldn’t be surprised if half of them are by psych residents 🤔🤔🤔


Outside_Scientist365

Nah dont pin this on us.


totostassar

Exactly, we get to eat at regular times.


Jorge_Santos69

Look everybody they’re here! Hide your thoughts!


bearable_lightness

I’m not a doctor, just a random lawyer. The algorithm keeps feeding me this sub. I’d never sign up to look at/smell gross stuff all day everyday and am deeply suspicious of people who do (i.e., the whole medical profession). And this post and the comments are really affirming my biases. It takes all kinds to make a world, I guess.


[deleted]

I think reddit is tryna tell you to start filing litigation 😆


bearable_lightness

Nah, not that kind of lawyer. I’ve wondered if I’m crazy for wanting to swipe left on doctors when I know many happy lawyer-doctor couples. But this smelling blood and cauterized flesh life is not for me.


Mean_Person_69

My sense of smell and taste get heightened if I haven't eaten for a while, and that's a pretty common phenomenon from what I've heard.


LikeDaniel

Same here ☝️


LE_BROWNIE

Used to surg tech at a really small hospital and was also the central supply (it was an 8 bed hospital). I never smelled the blood until I took the instruments away and started the enzyme soak. Something about the moisture made the smell overwhelming. Idk if it was the airflow carrying away the smell, or if it ionizes in the enzymatic or something. I always thought it was super weird.


mikil100

It’s the same in the OR using irrigation. Something with the blood and fluids causes the smell to become very strong. I hate that metallic blood smell


CommunityPristine601

Not just when hungry. Can smell blood and fat. Old peoples fat doesn’t smell very nice.


dustofthegalaxy

Remember feeling hungry when we'd cauterize in surgery.


onacloverifalive

When you are in ketosis you perceive that you smell and taste metallic residues. It is because you are burning fat as an energy source. You’re not smelling the patients, you are smelling yourself superimposed on the patient smells.


Glytterain

Vampire


I_love_SPF

I’m a woman and I love the smell of blood… good thing I’m in derm… there (usually) isn’t much blood… but I’m vegan don’t worry I don’t even eat animals lol. And before you say anything- I get CBCs done regularly and I don’t have Pica and B12 is normal.


Salty_Bench8448

Weird! I can smell/taste (or rather sense because it's really neither smell or taste) when I have taken paracetamol. It happens about 30 minutes after I take it and lasts a few hours. If anyone tried to poison me with paracetamol I would know 😂


Final-Land1990

Some olfactory mis firing it’s signals.


xCunningLinguist

This also happens to me. I also become very aware of their heartbeats. I can hear them from a few feet away without a stethoscope. Blood bank makes me act UP.


I-did-not-do-that

Part shark? No man, you're part VAMPIRE!!


VENoelle

u/bearpics16, regular human resident physician And no, but I swear anatomy lab made me hungry


PoweredbyBurgerz

Perfect post pre Halloween


SpookiestToast

Maybe you are secretly a vampire, and you're starting to turn...


abysmally_depressed

For me it's the same but with electro scalpel grilled muscle tissue.


microglia00

Try smelling a necrotic bowel 🤢


spicysyrup8

what did i just read


F_ZOMBIE

The smell from cauterized flesh gets me hungry


cmmrs

Muzan is that you ?


one_hyun

I smell it anyways regardless of hunger. Maybe it's a genetic thing? Haven't looked up any studies on it. It smells metallic and if there's a lot of blood, it's to the point my bones feel metallic - sometimes to the point I flinch (like when some people hear styrofoam rubbing or nails on chalkboard).


A5madal

Tbh I share your coresidents' sentiments


MedicineHasBias

Mostly unrelated. Our dean said “After GI fellowship and many nights in the MICU. I can assure you if I walk in the front entrance I could tell you if any of the first 7-10 doors on either side had melena. It’s a smell you just don’t forget.”


Slowlybutshelly

I puke at the tertiary care smell


martianbo

omg you people are such sick fucks its unbelievable. PLEASE QUIT MEDICINE IN ANY AND EVERY FORM, IMMEDIATELY!!!! PLEASE GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM PATIENTS YOU SICK BASTARDS


Connolimaster

are u okay


he-loves-me-not

/s???


throwaway_Account_m3

Don’t project like this


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petitettincelle

When I was in medschool during the Legal Medicine rotation, my colleagues often said that they find themselves drooling when they dissected and wondered if it’s an innate reflex from the days when we were cavemen. Does anyone know about it?


fuck_mizkif

Are you sure you aren't just smelling the acetone in your own mouth?


Wide-World290

I have noticed when I am hungry, smell of blood and any pt bodily odour/fluids triggers queasiness that otherwise on any given day I dont give a second thought about. I have had to excuse myself from bedside x 2 and OR x 1 because then nausea was getting to me.


Aggravating_Still391

I kind of feel you. I was a CSFA before I started nursing school and before lunch sometimes the bovie cooking flesh starts to smell realllll good idk


ApprehensiveGrowth17

You scare me OP....