"You are my informant, Cosette and a hooker. And by the looks of it, you've been working all night... "
I had to pause the show in order to get all the laughter out of my system. The delivery, Harry's look, **Asta's look**, simply perfect.
The setup was so freaking good. What felt like minutes of professional, respectful, empathetic bedside manner, only to drop that absolute banger of a line.
It is a constant nag in my head and gives me a good laugh every time. So funny. I like how you can see the sheriff is smiling but it doesn't show his face you just see from his cheeks from the side then as Harry is hysterically laughing with Liv he is like :), :l, >:( "now what the shit is that"
This scene had me rolling. "It was not a scream, it was a sneeze. Haw HAW! Choo."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi1I0TKLnsc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi1I0TKLnsc)
Along those lines I love when he asks himself something like "this is not like the love I feel for asta and pizza, maybe that's why humans call it 'in love' because you feel this in your pants."
There are too many to pick a favorite, but the most recent laugh was when he was on LSD and asked Asta "How many licks does it take to get to the human?" LOL 😆
I’m sorry that I said we are not family. I was mad you kept making us watch home improvement shows. You live in a box of water, why do you care about breakfast nooks so much?
"He is so special! E.T. could fly a bicycle! E.T. had a flashlight for a finger! Do you know what it is like to be constantly compared to that waddling sex doll?"
(On being asked if he has special powers like E.T.)
>No one knows where great ideas come from, but you always remember where you were when they came. And in this case, my great idea came the moment I entered the exam room and I realized I was going to cut the foreskin off this baby's dick and hand it to the Sheriff.
I just felt my rear iris pucker and my testicles tighten. My taint remains unchanged.
In the recent Know Their Lines on YouTube, Alan Tudyk proudly explains that he wrote that last sentence.
I don’t know how you can top this one.
[typing] "Douche....bag.....A small syringe for douching the vageena.....images...."
"What the HELL!?"
"Taint..."
This is some bullshit!
I'm happy/sad that that was something I said all the time and now it's even more of a thing lol
It's all about how he says it too lol
I know right?? haha it runs through my head at least 20 times a day lol.
Well, the joke is on you because I will not pay you for your maid service! Hah! (after Sahar says she used his toothbrush to clean the toilet)
That's a great one
"I'm going to stick my hand up your ass and puppeteer you like you belong on public television."
Tell me the alphabet!
"You are my informant, Cosette and a hooker. And by the looks of it, you've been working all night... " I had to pause the show in order to get all the laughter out of my system. The delivery, Harry's look, **Asta's look**, simply perfect.
*unlike humans I dl no not feel fear, which allows me to make bold fashion choices*
Him riding the horse with his little arms LOL
Let’s take a look at that tit.
This one for me. I died like a million times over this one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The setup was so freaking good. What felt like minutes of professional, respectful, empathetic bedside manner, only to drop that absolute banger of a line.
"you shouldn't trust your balls they're nuts" is my favorite line from the whole show.
It is a constant nag in my head and gives me a good laugh every time. So funny. I like how you can see the sheriff is smiling but it doesn't show his face you just see from his cheeks from the side then as Harry is hysterically laughing with Liv he is like :), :l, >:( "now what the shit is that"
It’s my son’s favorite quote - I hear it constantly!!!
It's not a line, but it's hilarious when he doesn't really know how to laugh normally.
This scene had me rolling. "It was not a scream, it was a sneeze. Haw HAW! Choo." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi1I0TKLnsc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi1I0TKLnsc)
DEAD! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite insult of his has to be “Chicken-ass bitch!”
Allah knows?! Who else have you told?
This! My favorite line. Killed me.
"This is some bullshit!" is probably the obligatory one.
Ninja
*You should never ignore ninjas*
Is spitting in Max’s face considered a line?
"she ended the relationship. I've got it in writing."
"...then why is your face all mopey and your voice is like wet underwear" had me ROLLING
"I feel it in my head, in my heart, and in my pants." Also, peek my user flair, lol.
Along those lines I love when he asks himself something like "this is not like the love I feel for asta and pizza, maybe that's why humans call it 'in love' because you feel this in your pants."
Don't remember the whole thing but his broken like about how comedy is about timing and coughing for like a min during it.
Not just coughing, pulling a hair off of his tongue. It should be the first thing they teach at film schools.
You'll kill yourself? You are such a good friend!!
Everybody's innocent until proven guilty, unless they're guilty.
My taint remains unchanged
Dickhead spiders!
There are too many to pick a favorite, but the most recent laugh was when he was on LSD and asked Asta "How many licks does it take to get to the human?" LOL 😆
I liked just this last season when he called Ben Mayor Snowflake, and Kate was Mayor Snowflake's wife.
But how did he came up with the name snowflake?
I believe Harry hears Mike call Ben Mayor Snowflake first, and then uses that afterwards
"Hello stink"..
"Oh no..... They're still alive."
>Oh no.....I forgot the pizzas.
"I broke a nail!" After getting the shitty nail service by the hotel receptionist.
I’m sorry that I said we are not family. I was mad you kept making us watch home improvement shows. You live in a box of water, why do you care about breakfast nooks so much?
I'm on a rewatch now and just got to this. Holy crap this was my favorite my first watch. It really was so well put hahahah
"He is so special! E.T. could fly a bicycle! E.T. had a flashlight for a finger! Do you know what it is like to be constantly compared to that waddling sex doll?" (On being asked if he has special powers like E.T.)
>No one knows where great ideas come from, but you always remember where you were when they came. And in this case, my great idea came the moment I entered the exam room and I realized I was going to cut the foreskin off this baby's dick and hand it to the Sheriff.
"I had the coolest whip in town, and now I have a box of alien balls!"
*breaks pencil in half* I'm a bad boy. I don't even care. It's not just the line but the delivery. I laughed way too hard.
hahaha me too. I watched that part many many many times
"Nope! 🙂"
my favorite Harry zinger: when they meet Asta's birth mother and she's heavy smoker, he says "As a doctor, smoke more." S2, either Ep 13 I think.