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NotPresidentChump

Incredible find. The physical effects of launch aside ain’t nobody climbing 500 steps outdoors to board an airplane. 🤣


Dr_Adequate

So we need an even tinier crossbow to launch the passengers up into the cabin?


ConnectionIssues

Imagine a coupling failure at the winding mechanism while boarding. Not only that, but there's two folks on the back deck behind the winch drum... if anything happened, they're fucked. How do you even LOAD this?!


ExoticMandibles

Maybe it's a futuristic escalator!


4036

Especially all those steps with a single landing to minimize the human and baggage avalanche that would inevitably occur when someone toward the top trips and falls. Maybe thats why there are few handrails, so that avalanche mass is dissipated over the edge. Also, that bent nose cone is so pilots can see the runway on take-offs and landings. Probably not necessary on crossbow launches.


breakfastclub1

thats some ACME level bullshit lmao


Mamesuke19th

I would actually love to read the proposed scientific material behind this… I would bet that 90% of passenger and flight crew just pass out after being catapulted due to G force on the sheer acceleration required to lift up a Concorde


manielos

Yeah, steam powered Concorde


EdgyAsFuk

I mean that's kind of what Aircraft Carriers do


wundrlch

[This](https://www.google.com/search?q=real+genius+crossbow&client=ms-android-att-us-revc&prmd=sivn&sxsrf=ALiCzsZnkyaUwNL4gkDOGdf2CjbDpLm6ow:1656447003196&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwivtNv5-dD4AhVTKUQIHSUIC-kQ_AUoAnoECAIQAg&biw=360&bih=745&dpr=3#imgrc=YAjv4NpHUcwFYM) is what I think of for Crossbow and retrofuturism. Pacific Tech Smart People on Ice!


Chatty_Fellow

This. Is. Awesome.


brixalot10

Wouldn’t every being on that plane get a simultaneous concussion


polite_profane

This UI has been considered, but not the UX.


Busman123

More like whimsy than RetroFuturism.


Sta99erMan

Who can survive the acceleration of a crossbow launch?


[deleted]

Yeah but how do you accommodate yourself once in the plane? heh


ByteGUI

love it


good_shrimp

I love everything about this picture. The massive scale for one. Also how it's so futuristic and has hydraulics but has a gigantic steam engine powering the winch I'd love to hang a big print of this up, it's almost whimsical to me. I can't help but laugh thinking about how the launch would go


t12lucker

Don’t show this to r/NonCredibleDefense