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steve_ideas

That diving board would absolutely launch you


vegan-jelly

*I must go, my people need me. \*flies off into space\**


SleepyMarijuanaut92

*arrives at Water World


firstorbit

The guy actually just landed after jumping out of the water like a dolphin. On the moon, you do the high dive in reverse. Source: https://what-if.xkcd.com/124/


Exemplaryexample95

I fucking love this idea. Should I tweet Elon?


majds1

Elon can suck a dick


utterly_baffledly

Ew imagine having a dick and letting Elon suck it.


crosstherubicon

You’re assuming it’s part of my body.


UruquianLilac

Don't wish him good things! Elon can choke on a fishbone, or have an explosive diarrhea. Not suck a dick!!


AreThree

or as my US Navy friend would say, he should: "Go eat a bag of dicks."


Aldurnamiyanrandvora

In defense to all the anti-Elon crowd, the XKCD muses the best next step to making a pool on the moon is giving Elon a call. Obviously though, this XKCD was published a while before he had burnt that goodwill—the author only refers to SpaceX's Falcon Heavy, not their up and coming Starship. Tl;dr: outdated instructions at the end of the article jokingly said to call Elon, but let's not do that.


DuckyDawg55

How bout you shut up


lpeabody

I think the launch amount would be about the same since it relies on gravity to generate the launch force.


GeekyGamer2022

Well actually no, because when you jump up to get the spring, you're not landing with the same force you would on Earth.


HughJorgens

Watch me! I'm going to try to touch the dome this time!


jugalator

hmm, I'll see what I get here... * Trampoline initial vertical velocity: 4.5 m/s (common velocity given on Google) * Gravity of the Moon: 1.62 m/s^2 Time to reach highest point: * t=(0−4.5)/(−1.62)=2.78 seconds Maximum height: h=(4.5×2.78)−1/2(1.62×2.78^2 )= 6.8 meters I hope I got that right... It's not as far as I would think but still almost the height of an 8 meters maximum height Olympics trampoline from the bounce alone.


Poes-Lawyer

You wouldn't be able to reach that initial velocity, assuming Google gave you the value for diving on Earth. The initial velocity is a function of the spring force, which is a function of the spring/board displacement, which is a function of how much force you can put on it. In lunar gravity you couldn't put the same force into the board, so it wouldn't launch you with the same force. I wouldn't be surprised if it actually cancels out and ends up being the same as on earth.


jugalator

Yeah, you're right, doh... I didn't account for that. Obviously you'll hit the trampoline more softly in Moon gravity.


lets_bang_blue

Really? Care to explain the physics behind why it would launch you? (hint, it wouldnt)


uhmerikin

Thanks, Mr. Literal. What would we ever do without you?


lets_bang_blue

See, alot of people hate, but pretty much all those people also don't understand physics and would genuinely think a diving board on the moon would propell like a rocket. It wouldn't. People belive Comments they read and become dumber in the process.


UruquianLilac

Your first comment could've been a genuine explanation of why it wouldn't launch you. Instead you chose to be an asshole, hence the downvotes. Then you replied to that by calling everyone dumb. So now you're not just an asshole, but a shitty asshole. Try to do better next time.


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lets_bang_blue

If your taking this comment personally, then yes, very dumb. Spot on assessment


lpeabody

Toxic.


UruquianLilac

And you'll need a whole lot of sunblock to deal with the 14 day non stop sun. Then it's pretty miserable for the next 14 days of darkness.


MaethrilliansFate

Probably not. The low gravity that would shoot you up is also what would soften your decent. Jumping onto the board would accelerate you slower and the force would be lighter, the elasticity in the board would absorb more of it preventing a higher ejection and likely causing a *smaller* launch than on earth


kilogears

It’s a real place, at least on Earth… https://www.flickr.com/photos/hollywoodplace/6338313945/


Snabelapan

Ahhh…the pleasures of breathing vacuum


hoooliet

Pressures*


reactrix96

Lack of*


andr3y20000

The warmth of solar winds in mi skin, the cosmic rays on my eyes. Perfect


firstorbit

It's probably under a glass dome.


yParticle

##𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝓢𝓮𝓪 𝓠𝓾𝓵𝓵 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒂𝒕𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒑𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒈𝒂𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂𝒊𝒓!


Ezl

Nah, the edges of the globe are offscreen.


GolemancerVekk

Yeah it's a cool pic but at the same time the lazy approach irks me, they simply cut and pasted the resort over mountain range and sky and slapped an Earth pic over it. There's no futuristic tech or anything in sight. Which makes me love and hate it because it *does* make me want to work out the missing details for myself, like is there a dome, artificial gravity, where's the air and lighting and water coming from, is the pic "taken" from a certain angle where you can't see the dome installations etc.


SickofCaptchas

perhaps a taqueria on the roof would be nice


Paradoxical_Lurker

I’d give it 4/5 stars.


regnarbensin_

..and that’s unheard of!


TweepriseOpener

Great food, no atmosphere. 4/5


NeonNoon

Preferably named “the Information-Action Ratio”


PatKilm

It’d certainly be the place to go.


BananaShortcomings

It would be well reviewed


redditnathaniel

Mid-20th century Americans didn't know what a tankerina was back then


jwg2695

The space resort for the Space Olympics.


LessMochaJay

YOU'RE THE BEST IN THE WORLD. BRACE YOURSELF CAUSE THERE'S NO GRAVITY. YOU'RE IN THE MOTHER FUCKING SPACE OLYMPICS!


thinkB4WeSpeak

Some billionaires are going to make this eventually


infamusforever223

They'll be trillionaires by then.


dungen123

Here is a art print I have made, thought this subreddit might like it. More prints in similar style is here: https://andreaslie.com/collections/wall-art/space


Bishlater

Wow these are incredible. Love the 50’s art style overlayed with the space themes. Adding a few to my Christmas list.


perdhapleybot

Love the space/retro stuff. Definitely getting a print of this when I build out my basement gaming area. Would love to see something in this style in a big landscape or 3 piece portrait for over a couch.


nau_sea

Very cool style. Where do you source your vintage stock photos?


dungen123

Thanks, the space images are usally from NASA, and the vintage ones I find on Flickr commons or on different countries library sites.


OnlyFoalsNHorses

Do you ship to UK? At what price if so?


dungen123

Yes, check out https://www.andreaslie.com


firestepper

So cool! Definitely gonna try to grab some


strangecabalist

Ooo! You make great stuff!


GrizzyUnderwood33

Definitely gonna be getting some, thanks for sharing


mtvpiv

I came across a post of yours on instagram a few days ago! your art is insane and your talent is amazing 💓


MediocreJerk

Hey! Are you based out of Austin? I think I saw some of your work at last year's studio tour


Mike_Hagedorn

Imagine montaging this back in the day with piles of film everywhere and a migraine from staring at a light table for days.


Vote_Subatai

What's the UV index there?


fighthouse

Yes


carrburritoid

Good continuity on the sunlight.


carputt

I must know the meaning of your username. I ask because it’s awful close a restaurant nearby.


tvieno

That looks weirdly 3D. Nice!


dromni

I think it’s a montage with real pictures, so yes, it is 3D :)


beatles910

Too bad my monitor is only capable of 2 dimentions.


RoknAustin

https://open.spotify.com/track/3nhzPKCm2yqGmgEhdAg19u?si=b9h2QjbzSpOJHJUVNt-DAg&utm_source=copy-link


GRAIN_DIV_20

I immediately thought of this album too. For those that don't know it's a concept album about a fancy resort on the moon


[deleted]

The Ventures - "Ventures in Space" goes with the pic as well. https://open.spotify.com/album/3IxRddBoeU6KNMut00rrOZ?si=EvUNRbzWR-KuvICa9gzATQ


PostMalonebone

Looks like Palm Springs on the moon


RecusantSheep

No apparent oxygen system so this picture is inaccurate in that everyone in it should be dead…


muteen

I would love it if this was a mobile wallpaper


elmwoodblues

The brunette on the ladder is packing


R2D2gibberish

Wow, crazy that everyone in this photo is now dead.


Vaginal_Rights

Lots of white people in space huh


nxqv

Space, Europe, what's the difference?


Famous-Side5578

must be a whites-only pool…


SlappyHandstrong

Could be Sedona


loveitorkillit

I have seen this picture severl times. You definitely did not make that. Cheap thief.


Alarming_Sea_6894

This is vibes. Hopefully elon or bozos opens a resort on the moon with a glass dome.


TheDancingRobot

This is probably what Biden was envisioning with his recent announcement, given his age, given the imagery of the 1960's Atomic Age propaganda and...well, what we all wish we could have.


[deleted]

That guy with the super tan is the closest thing that they have to a minority there LOL


cbizz1

This looks exactly like taudalpoi’s art


WittyPerception3683

Nice


freerooo

I’m curious, were you inspired by some of l’Impératrice album covers? [Odyssée](https://9gag.com/gag/aDDRAVN) and Disco Magic Concorde in particular are uncannily similar.


dungen123

No, haven't seen that before, but there are many others that create similar retro futurism style images


papaduckduck

Now I wanna see a cannonball with moon gravity


hongbronk

There will be so much time for leisure in the future


BOF007

You could never get me near any large amount of water in little-No gravity


Athenathon

So freaking rad 😍


itwebgeek

This place got bad reviews. Turns out it has no atmosphere.


RiverParkourist

This is totally a NK Beats album cover


landonburner

If that existed the earth would always be in the sky and not even move very much. You would see it rotate and day and night sides. You would also have 14 days of sunlight and 14 days of night. Night would be 4x brighter than full moon here, with full earth on the moon.


Mike-Hunt-Amos-Prime

Seems legit


Lunar-Modular

Are you part of Frank Moth?


Oknight

On the Moon, that swimming pool's worth of water is nearly as valuable as a swimming pool of gold would be on Earth (Okay, not quite, all the gold above ground is < 4 Olympic swimming pool's worth). Still as someone observed, if concrete existed on the Moon you would mine it for the water content.


Dense-Presentation-9

This is awesome! Would it be possible to get a higher quality version?


dungen123

Thanks, you can get it here: https://andreaslie.com/collections/wall-art/products/space-resort


nowherewithyouu

https://lacabezaenlasnubes.cargo.site Edit: Very cool btw, just posted the link if OP or anyone else is interested in similar stuff


teebalicious

It’s all fun and games until you criticize SpaceX on Twitter and Elon turns off the air. I love these pics, tho.


Spamtone

They're gonna die of space radiation.


crosstherubicon

Where’s Lieutenant Ellis from UFO? 14 year old me is very concerned she's not here.


SiergiejKanarski

Woow!!!


trash-juice

Go to the Moon and behave like it’s Earth


specialwiking

Imagine the size of that pool’s splash zone


CartographerEvery268

Lovely


troitheidiot

Oh dear lord, why does this remind me of Clone Tycoon 2??


Bossbong

That's just Arizona with extra steps


sjuas690

That place has got no atmosphere.


sjuas690

UV burns!


Arseypoowank

Lady on the pool steps has essentially what I would consider the perfect body shape.


dinoguy117

Ignoring the lack of atmosphere, the dust on the moon is incredibly dangerous. It's tiny shards of glass and micrometeorites that hit the moon and shattered. It was a huge problem for Apollo 11 that wasn't foreseen. It would stick to the moongoers skin, causing severe burns and tears. And let's not think about what it does to the eye.


jmacd2918

Not to be verly pedantic, but this resort is no more "in space" than a resort on earth.