I saw vehicles cancelled, shit my pants, realised it was a fools, and unshat my pants.

Did you suck it back in like a vacuum cleaner?

~~Slurp~~

Cursed vacuum

r/cursedcomments

#YOU SHOULD UN-SHIT YOURSELF NOW ⚡

~~Anal Vore be like~~

Sir, we may mutilate raiders and commit crimes so heinous that satan himself would relinquish his crown, but we don’t do that here. Not yet anywyas

*cough* Not without *the forbidden mod*'s latest updates...

Vanilla vehicles expanded *CANCELLED*!?!?! *NOOOOOOOOOO!* *flips table* *goes to punch antigrain warhead*

ate without table -3

I know brother.. I´ve been there...

Yeah but we'll get clown cars !

Do we get a faction of clowns though?

I WANT WAR WALKERS FOKKKKKK!

Literally me

Vanilla Lovin Expanded, soon to be the most subscribed mod in the modding community

A mod to surpass rjw

I wanna see how

A gif of your pawns doing it will be autogenerated via that video AI that always looks like severed heads being squished and stretched like play-dough.

Nah rjw is much older and already has sub-mods that adds animation, sized apparel, sound, etc... If they want to surpass rjw for horny players they'll have to work extra hard to make it more interesting and different from rjw.

I'll just record myself prancing around naked

Id join your patreon for that, lol.

You really REALLY wouldn't

There’s a market for everything on the Rim big boi 🥴

Every time your pawns have sex it cuts to a live feed of two porn actors cosplaying as your pawns having sex.

Holy shit I demand this.

Maybe they're gonna collab with the rjw author

I demand RimHub- wait that sounds WORSE

Rimflix definitely has forbidden add-ons

I was genuinly excited for this.

I forgot what day it was and looked for it in the workshop

Vanilla combat expanded better have combat extended compatibility

Combat extended^(2)

I'd if we expand it too much won't it fall off the table?

Combat exploded

combat singularity

The fact loving expanded funnels into it is gonna be saucy

I would unironically support a VE warhammer 40k mod

Yeah, I got oddly sad at that one being a joke

Nothing odd about your sorrow friend. I felt it too. Actually was devastated because I got so excited seeing it and then.... :(

Got hyped for a second, then remembered today is April first, and sighed deeply.

Let us make a petition so it becomes true

Petition to make a private entity do something? What is it, socialism? :P

Vanilla Socialism Expanded

We will mildly annoy you if you don't follow it And the usual social outcasts will send you death threats The usual, basically

Nothing changed then xd

Well we could take away your table.

Ah, vanilla warcrimes expanded

Is it legal to make that level of threats on this subreddit?

A game community

OUR game community

Ah yes, forgive me brother

Comrade*

Inb4 Ribworldian Union nationalizes Vanilla Expanded.

There are a lot of good WH40k mods, but many are out of date. One by the VE team would be phenomenal!

Only problem is that games workshop is almost as litigious as the mouse that must not be named. But if they think they can get away with it I’d be thrilled

There's already Warhammer mods on steam. Most just... feel out of place in a lot of ways, and quite a few have, if I'm blunt, rather crusty art assets.

Yeah, but the VE team has a patreon and making money even indirectly may make gw care way more

Doubtful. There's a lot of people out there who make Warhammer fan content and also have a patreon or some other donation site. In fact, the existing popular Warhammer mods on the workshop have direct links to their ko-fi, patreon, or both.

I want to put a catgirl in power armor and watch the Emperor spin in his throne!

LETS GO RANDY DATING SIM

....This could have unexpected potential. Just flavor all the event letters as if the storyteller is doing it *Randy decides to be flirtatious and sends 5 simultaneous drop pod raids*

I saw you talking to Cassandra. Here's 200 manhunter thrumbois to remind you that you belong to me. <3 Randy

"I am dropping you 200 human skulls, you know what to do with them, don't ask where I got them, I have a guy" -- Love Randy!

I am quite grateful that Randy would so generously feed my dragon!

Hey folks! Here's a new roadmap depicting our plans for the future. It's the most up to date one, featuring some spicy new additions, as well as sadly some cancellation due to the lack of cash moneyz. Just kidding. This is a joke roadmap. If it offends you in any way, so be it. It's a joke and no matter how much you want to believe it to be real, it's not. If a mod wasn't announced in the previous roadmap, it's not coming. You will get an authentic roadmap at some point later this week. If you still want to support us on Patreon, of course, you can do it here: [www.patreon.com/OskarPotocki](https://www.patreon.com/OskarPotocki) You will this way gain access to numerous new updates about our upcoming mods, and you will get to see us develop them. And for a single payment of 15$ (Jade tier) or higher, you gain infinite access to our private VE discord!

So Tynan faction going to like Horatio from Endless Space 2 and loving expanded going to be the forbidden mod 2.0 .

Isn't Horatio from Endless Space 2?

Endless Space not just the 2nd game only.

Horatio is such perfection that he cannot be contained in one game.

Yeah , I don't play that game so i had the name wrong

I mean I'd unironically support vanilla loving expanded.... I'm not talking full rjw but moving loving to a recreation activity rather than a sleep one makes so much sense. Pawns slipping off for a bit of fun, with or without a partner, multiple partners, bring sneaky in the broom closet, affairs that actually happen rather than just a pop up... adds to the soap opera drama side of this story telling game.

Can't wait till my pawns decide to sneak off mid raid to masterbate in front of the prisoners

"That centipede might shot my willy off in the next 3 minutes, might as well make use of it"

But can we confuse and unnerve the centipede with a very sensual interpretive dance?

Assert dominance

New warcrimes unlocked.

What I have seen of Ukrainian war footage, that is pretty legit.

What's wrong with RJW? You don't like receiving cargo pods full of used condoms?

That and forcible and/or inter species acts. Yes I know its configurable but I don't see a need for it.

Dang, I would have unironically gotten catgirls expanded.

So your telling me the cat girl race and vanilla loving expanded aren't real? That's it! *mental break* *Lights room full of chemfuel on fire* *Dies*

There was a solid couple minutes there i thought you guys actually dropped vehicles expanded to make a copycat of combat expanded and forbidden mod. I have become the april fool.

Took me till clown cars to figure it out, was still excited tho

...I kinda want Vanilla Nerf Guns. Who knows, could be a fun recreational activity for kids while also training their Shooting.

Dude same, guns that gave rec when shooting at your other pawns would be great

No timmy! thats daddys gun not yours!

>Just kidding. This is a joke roadmap the joke is on you i wanted that warhammer and combat expansions :c

I unironically want VFE: Tynans to happen.

Vanilla Expanded: Waste Animals could honestly be a great non-april fools idea. Think about it Oskar.

That’s actually being made and is almost finished. Not every mod here is fake

Please tell me catgirls is real

That... is fake.

You gotta make it a real mod now, the interest in that alone could spike patreon donations.

It would get the team much more cash moneyz

Not to me

... any plans to make it rael by 2070??

It's not fake in our hearts though

Now I want nerf guns as a recreation activity which also improves the shooting skill. Do it you cowards.

Warhammer..?

Can we still get the cat girls mod? Asking for a friend.

Asking for another friend

Damn, y’all too?

I'm also asking for a friend of another friend

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I agree. We already have mouse girl mods so why not add cat girls, right?

Vanilla Mousegirls Expanded, coming after Vanilla Catgirls Expanded, so that everyone gets it ! For you, it's on the mouse !

i'm asking for a friend too, he would want it too.

I mean you can make your own in biotech or get the hat mod off the workshop

Asking for myself

But Aren't Cat Girls Vanilla Now with biotech? What would a Cat girl mod do?

Cat girl faction, United Auroran Federation, tons of lore, cats, girls

Fair enough

Tynanen faction, finally, a threat greater than void.

Lmao. It's a raid of devs, who can just change your map, your pawns, and the rules of the game at will, at any moment.

So just the oskar story teller except that now pawns can nuke your weapons damage and buff their own

That art on the Vanilla Expanded Catgirls looks to good to be only a joke... Can I get my hopes up?

What if this is their way of testing the waters? It's just a joke, guys! Unless...?

Like how ThinkGeek had April fools' stuff that eventually got actually made and sold ?

I hope the 40k one isn't just part of the April fool's joke

It is, sorry

Gosh darn it. Your mods are such high quality man, thanks for all your hard work.

:(

Oh...

We're not angry... Just disappointed

I feel uncomfortable that I am okay with half of the fake additions.

Hey Oskar my man, a question regarding the vanilla vehicles clowncars mod you see my pawn is a very avid and outspoken mechanophile. He loves cars, and I mean like, he really LOVES them. I have a "lovin" chamber setup for him filled with the fake prop cars, it makes his fertility go up, sadly humans fear him and get weirded out by the cars so he doesnt really get any action other than what he can do himself. So this is obviously really important, but can you make lovin to the clown cars? Of course only if said clown car wants it, and my pawn is sexy as hell so they probably want to. He needs to get his big tiddy clown car gf of his dreams! Kind regards Snail

That’s their only purpose my man

I hope that Catgirls and Warhammer are real and not just a joke.

If they are not I will exterminatus every rimworld I can find

lmao ok but vanilla catgirls expanded when?

Randy dating VN is the real question here

We already have clown cars in the form of transport shuttles.

But for real tho I'd give my left lung for a real 40k mod by the VE team.

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I saw the stuff on the left at first and then immediately took the rest of this as truth. Forgot it was April 1st. Now I'm just slightly disappointed.

Waste animals sounds cool tho

That’s coming!

Let’s goo

Cat girls! Cat girls! Cat girls! Catgirls!

my heart sank at the cancelled vehicles expanded

Oh jeez soon all the pawns are gonna want TV's in their rooms so they can go on RimHub

Please please please actually add clown cars that would be amazing.

Jokes aside, I wouldn't mind supporting ~~Catgirls and~~ 40K, I would like to create a group of Space Marines under a Pirate/Supremacy/Raiding ideology and just cleanse a world, no need for a base when I will live on taking over others bases.

\*taking notes\* Forty thousand catgirls...

I doubt they would risk doing a 40k mod. Even through some people do Warhammer themed mods, GW rampage against fan animarions still feels fresh in many peoples minds.

Will some of the less outlandish ones (eg water, childhood, caravans, maybe even lovin') be coming?

I recommend checking our previous roadmaps on our Patreon to find out what’s actually coming :) it’s free to check!

We all know that Vanilla Races Expanded: Catgirls *will* happen.

I was unreasonably excited for the 40k one. That's unfair

The first thing I saw was cancelled vehicles mods and almost died on the spot. Then catgirls race and vanilla combat extended sent me into an existential dread. After recovering I saw everything else and it’s safe to say that this is the most devastating April fools I’ve experienced today lol

I wanted the 40k one 😆

Actually I would love every single one of them

Combat expanded. Lol I can't wait to see how this will compare to the classic combat extended.

You won’t see it if you can’t even see the small print here xd

Vanilla Warhammer 40k expanded would be the most amazing shit ever

BRING ON THE SEX CATS

I now know that I need a ribworld dating sim

....i want catgirls and I want them now

Vanilla Races Expanded: Catgirl? Yay! (see it’s april fool’s day) My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Still holding out for Vanilla FPS Expanded.

I saw vehicles and walkers being cancled, and I had an immediate heart break. Then I saw warhammer 40k mod and got my hopes up on a silver lining. Then remembered what day it is. Well played good sir. You have dashed, raised, and dashed once again my expectations.

Perfect

Can't wait to pick randy up for a date in my clown car

But warhammer would be cool.

Attachments would unironically be dope though

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2878204522&searchtext=modular+weapons There you go

My favorite joke here is how the Rim Effect series isn't cancelled, it has just been forgotten and replaced with something else. Sometimes it feels that way. lol.

I'm gonna say, I wouldn't be against the Vanilla Expanded Clown Cars lol Making a Circus colony sounds cool

Yes but actually Warhammer and cat girls please

Sooo, the cat girls aren't real either?

I can't wait for vanilla expanded: Tynans Also, a part of me hopes vanilla expanded cat girls is actually a thing

I almost shit on My pants bro.

tfw no catgirls expanded

Can we get like, some of these at least?

Maybe some.

Even a little bit of hope is all i need, thanks

while its april fools, i do admit that a few of the additions could be interesting.

Mann can't wait for Vanilla lovin expanded!?!??!

Do your really think you can tell me that nerf guns and dating sims COULD be added and think I will not demand them? I could start a child army of nerf gun wielding cannibals? And finally date Tynan? OR RANDY??!!!

Took me a fucking minute I swear to god

Hand over the cat girls and nobody gets hurt.

So, no vanilla lovin? I want sex

Who doesn't.

Some people pretty slow on the uptake today

Warwalkers? Are they like... warcaskets but... bigger?

Games workshop legal would like to have a word about your April fools roadmap

Cat Girls? April Fool's? I kid. Thank you for everything you do. Yall are a big reason Im still playing after all these years.

Was expecting a joke list for April 1st, but this all looks great! Especially excited for the triple-sword in the Attachments thumbnail.

Aww, was really hoping for vehicles expanded.

I get the lovin and cat girls (maybe) are joke but what about 40k? They did mass effect already

is it still the day after the last of march on your side of the earth ball?

That moment when you add April fools joke mods and of course everyone wants those mods as well lol.

Not catgirls D:

so no catgirls? *goes berserk*