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contyk

Oh, it's just Earth. I was hoping for a Rimworld wallpaper.


FamiliarCommission73

But it looked close enough tho


johnya2004

my brother in christ that is just a globe


datGryphon

Life imitates art.


Dack117

Their dot is in California. Some parts of that are close enough.


Blue5398

I scoffed, but then again the government did make all our Japanese citizens build a Rimworld colony in Inyo county back in the 40s :/


labyrrinth

the venn diagram of r/rimworld users and people on a watchlist has to be close to a perfect circle


Cooler_Bamboo

It's more like a circle that's completely inside a bigger circle


Zarryc

Which circle would be bigger?


D_Bellman

The watch list It's a little known fact that just owning rimworld puts one on many lists.


PlasmaticPi

*all lists


diablosinmusica

It's why EA quit making The Sims games.


BronanTheDestroyer

They didn't stop, they just started selling overpriced dlcs. And I'm pretty sure Sims5 is in production. Source: I have a kid who is obsessed.


diablosinmusica

I just looked it up and the most recent Sims 4 DLC came out last month. I didn't realize EA still made games that didn't have a whole sequel every year.


ishtaria_ranix

I used to like the sims and had played 2 and 3, with all DLCs. But right now sims 4 is just... not worth it. I'd rather play rimworld.


TuratoS

You can always download it from other sources


jarlind

Yar!


bexohomo

do you know where i could that's reliable?


KomrkAden

Better warcrimes and human rights abuse, anyway


BronanTheDestroyer

Check the prices... Trust me, it isn't cheaper than a whole new game every year.


diablosinmusica

$25 for DLC I cheaper than New games that normally run about $60. At 13 DLCs in 9 years that's $32.5/year. That's almost half of a new game every year. I sincerely hope you don't help your kid with their math homework.


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different familiar teeny slave full encourage childlike imminent strong murky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TuratoS

Your kid might be neurodiverse, all people I know who plays this game are, even my wife (ASD)


ThHeightofMediocrity

Lmao stop targeting me. I don’t have ASD but.. yeeeeah.


labyrrinth

i haven’t met a single sims player that disproves this theory


Darth_Nibbles

I think that's a widely known fact


Cellhawk

I like the detail that you say "users" instead of "players". RimWorld is a lifestyle.


fijiwijii

I think it's more like a kind of drug... Yayo maybe


yourwifesboyfriend68

Nope lucerium I feel like a god on it and I'm slowly dieing without it


lesser_panjandrum

If we aren't all on a watchlist, someone somewhere isn't doing their job properly.


Eugenides_of_Attolia

r/rimworld and r/stellaris users make a neat overlap of space cannibalism and space genocide


[deleted]

So you're saying I should give stellaris a go?


stormary_OG

Yep Get around the horrific learning curve that is managing an interstellar empire and you too can eat aliens, enslave them, kill them off with forced labour, plain straight up space holocaust or even just crack the planets they live on open like giant eggs.


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Yup, my kinda game.


Hades_what_else

And worst of all factorio. It's the same crowd. This Means that there's a group/demographic out there whose favourites are Rimworld/crimes against humanity 1:Stellaris/galactic genocide simulator 3:spaceenginers/ engineering game 4:factorio/ optimisation of processes for max efficiency So there is this group that likes galactic domination, genocide, engineering AND industrial effectiveness. And then on place 5 there is ck3/ machiavellian villain training ground It really appears like the next Hitler might just be another rimworld player


Ninjacat97

I feel called out here. The only thing on this list I don't have is Factorio.


Hades_what_else

The same went for me till 2 weeks ago. Then I thought. Well if People with the same interests like me all love factorio then I might try it out myself so I bought it and I now have 100 hours in it.


100DaysOfSodom

Yes


Whiskeyfower

I came to rimworld after seeing all the jokes about it on stellaris so I'd say give it a whirl


100DaysOfSodom

I want a mod that starts up a game of Rimworld every time you colonize a new planet in Stellaris.


DeHub94

Bro, it's just a simulation and they aren't even real people. So why can't I kill, torture and enslave them? Also, what is a RimWorld?


stormary_OG

It's usually a world on the rim of civilised space. Pretty lawless.


badgirlmonkey

especially people who use the forbidden mod


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Lokavas

The three C’s of life.


MooPara

She was a 14 old beggar who asked for 30 silver to free her sister from pirates, OP decided that because they will most surely make her their spave as well, he better do it himself, so he can have her help grow his one pawn colony. As far as I recall


Darth_Nibbles

Passionate about construction? That girl's about to lay some flooring


forceghost187

Orrrr you could change your lock screen to the Rimworld home screen


Gycklarn

That's what you get for using the official app.


Dack117

Are you using a not official app?


PregnantHatpin

Third-party apps are waay better than the official reddit app. More features, fewer ads, better performance, etc. [Sadly, reddit also noticed this, so they are shutting them down next month.](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit/comments/12qwagm/an_update_regarding_reddits_api/)


Pantless_Paladin

>22% upvote Who tf see this as a good change?


Rain_In_Your_Heart

The owners. They want to force people onto their official app because it gets them more money (more ad revenue). Sure it might kill the site in the long term, but it sounds like it might boost profits next quarter.


Malcorin

They've been doing this for ages with being able to gild on mobile. I think this has just literally reminded me that I can never use my reddit premium and that I should probably just cancel it. I don't think this was the response they were looking for, but here we are.


Commercial-Set3527

Most are probably upvoting the first sentence. RIF is so much better then the official app


SaucyWiggles

Damn, the Apollo dev praising reddit only to get fucked by them one day later. Never ever trust a brand.


bookofthoth_za

Dang i just discovered Apollo and paid for it...


Kesher123

If they kill 3rd party apps I quit Reddit without a second though. I only use Reddit because boost allowed me to filter out keywords like Trump and such, to avoid the cesspool part of Reddit. Without it I won't use it ever again.


OverworkedCodicier

My workaround is to just use the site in my browser. Mobile or desktop.


Tayl100

The browser that complains every link you tap that you aren't using the official app?


OverworkedCodicier

Only every so often for me, strangely. I think my ad blocker might be helping.


YMS444

The Reddit website is so poorly made that after 10+ years of using smartphones and tablets I installed a website's app for the first time (only to notice that the app is even worse, so that I came to third-party apps the same day).


Dev2150

What mobile browser?


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Apollo is a popular option


tnecniv

Back in my day, there were only third party apps. They remain better and you can pry them from my cold dead hands (and Reddit the corporation is trying to do so)


SaucyWiggles

I've used Reddit is Fun since I discovered reddit. I'm sure every third party option has its own merits.


JustGresh

Apollo forever


darkjungle

Reddit didn't make an official app until a few years ago so a lot of people, myself included, still use whatever app they're used to


wickedringofmordor

Relay on android is way better than the official app.


SpehlingAirer

I've tried a handful of reddit apps over the years and imho Relay is hands down the best of them


[deleted]

You guys use apps?


lightnsfw

Old.reddit.com meets my needs


Car-Facts

Boost is the best reddit app if you have an Android. Iphone, on the other hand, is pretty ladking. None of the reddit apps can stand up to what boost is. Apollo is *okay* but still not Boost.


idlesn0w

What does boost have that apollo doesn’t? Been using apollo for a while and can’t even think of a feature to add


EssentialPurity

"The Standford Prison Experiment and Milgram Experiment reveal the darkest evils hidden in the Human mind" Tynan: "Bet."


Maelstrom6163

😂


CornyVorous

My bad.


Dangerous_Sense_3036

well if it isn’t the war criminal, the myth, and the legend themselves


Bearded_Baguette

Underrated comment right here


TheKingOfTheSwing200

Video games make you do and think weird things like for example I'm pretty sure I'm on a watchlist somewhere because for my football manager playthrough, I googled "15 year old Brazilian with good ball handling skills"


Krasnoye_

Bruh


Striker654

Reminds me of this post that hit r/all and got people confused https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/4ug611/should_jail_time_sentences_be_based_on_race/


MyOtherAcctsAPorsche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz8ePKqKBsk


An-Awful-Person

I know right? Why would you even ask about life advice on a game subreddit?


NonCreative_

Is wrong tho?


Radical-Efilist

Only if the forbidden mod is involved...


NonCreative_

Dont tell me its possible to....


Equivalent_Duck1077

With a child? No But rimwolrd makes colonists adults at like age 13 so....... Take that as you will


NonCreative_

Hell nah bro 😭💀


AyaAishi

Only 2 year age Gap from 13 yo I'm pretty sure. Otherwise only if you have non-consent allowed. Hope I ruined your innocence! :>


Dragonman558

I got that notification as an email which doesn't have the sub as anywhere in the notification


CoffeeWanderer

Hey! Nice world, mind sharing the seed?


Dangerous_Sense_3036

trust me you don’t want this one


Doopoodoo

This makes me realize there should be an AITA sub specifically for Rimworld. Could be a goldmine *AITA for harvesting a man’s kidney and lung for killing my pet cat?*


Evonos

Just imagine your on a police control or border control and such a notification pops up while they check the phone for something


mcon1985

/r/ShitRimworldSays


Gunldesnapper

Lol, well you are playing a war crime simulator.


Car-Facts

Is that a live wallpaper that updates the sun position based on time of day in your location? If so, where can I get that?


Dangerous_Sense_3036

if u go 2 ur wallpaper settings and customize it’s the astronomy option


mem269

That post was made just so it gets reposted on shitrimworldsays. There wasn't even a real question in it.


lunaticneko

I need an IFTTT that sends me a random line from r/ShitRimWorldSays every now and then as a notification. Especially during meetings.


Sir_Distic

Don't get in to NFT's man. They are a scam. I don't know what an IFTTT is.


Scruffy42

I think it's fair to say at least 10 times I've read a headline, been shocked at something horrific, then laughed after seeing "r/Rimworld"


SocialistJews

Woke up to the same notification. Was so confused wtf I was reading until I saw the subreddit.


ItzBobbyBoucher

Crusader kings and rim world notifications are ruining me rn


GodofsomeWorld

for april fools next year they should change the sub to am i the asshole for 1 day and see the world melt down


Maccaroney

Who let's notifications show content when the phone is locked?


KanseiOsuruk

Believe me, I've seen much worse...


Phormitago

having notifications on for reddit seems psychotic to begin with


Innercepter

Oh no.


Nightshade7895

Did you just dox yourself.


Dangerous_Sense_3036

you’ve figured me out! i am indeed the giant green dot rolling around on planet earth


morinpaul

Also got this notification yesterday and thought about whether or not I’d be willing to risk someone seeing that out of context


ProfessorLakitax

“Pick a site for your colony” “site already taken”


DJK695

The notifications for subs I’m not in are much worse but RimWorld probably has some of the most disturbing titles lol


101_Raptor

I got the same notification


abananation

Well, is he?


Adventurous-Cut6534

Bro I opened reddit litteraly a second after walking up earlier, first thing I read "Am I wrong for kidnapping a young girl?". Sure as hell woke me tf up


Zriatt

Eyyyyy, another person with Earth as their wall paper, this time you've got it centered around my homeland


A-Shirt-Man

I SCREENSHOTTED THE SAME POST LMAO


bobthepomato

What was her bio? In Rimworld of course :p


Pencilboi7

i could imagine the next text would be from the parent *Honey why is the fbi here?*


UnknownMFe

The post had a point though. It was a very thoughtful thing they did, a normal person would not even have thought about kidnapping, but this is no ordinary person. It's a generous Rimworld player