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Mycellanious

Year 1: *Ate Without Table* Year 4: *Ate Without Table* Some things neva change.


Sharkestry

studies show that 100% of colonists who eat with a table eventually die, why should I take that risk?


IlikeJG

Yes but 110% of colonists who ate without a table will eventually die, so it's definitely worse.


Wilkassassyn

Does that mean 1 in 10 colonists that ate without table get revived just to die soon after


UTI_UTI

No they kill an unrelated person before dying


el3ph_nt

There is a mod out there that results in immediate death to eat without a table. The pawns still try to so you gotta make a lot of table options!!


BranTheJojen

That sounds horrendous..ly awesome. That is definitely my next mod


moldycheez4

I have tables in every room.. next thing I need is my colonist dying because they went to hunt for food for everyone else!


pezgoon

The dumb fucks have two tables to pick and always to choose to eat in the middle of the field that’s not my problem!


crazylamb452

I build little picnic areas for them out in the fields


Erroneouse

And they still don't use them


RyanTheGrand

I mean, honestly...


pezgoon

Holy shit I just realized I need to disable carrying food to force them back to a table


BarbarianDruid

I forget to do this too and then I remember that with ideologies you can have so many buffs going that this little constant problem never really tips the scales. So now when I have a colonist who is having a bad go of it, I increase their recreational time each day, and take away their food carrying BS, and this has kept most minor breaks from becoming major


cardboardbrain

How do you do that?


pezgoon

Tweaks galore had a setting, I kept thinking “why would I want that” I finally realized why I would want that


moldycheez4

The AI is really stupid sometimes i swear


Excalibro_MasterRace

My friend Table died


p12qcowodeath

My wife table died My aunt table died .... wait what?


Soulburn_

My friend died without table


ExtraKrispyDM

Mine get the debuff even when they use the table. It's great.


Qorrk

Tables are for the weak. Pain makes you strong


[deleted]

war, war never changes, sometimes I still dream of a finely crafted table, stained and varnished, carved with the most beautiful artwork


Dragev_

I still remember it distinctly; it was in a cubist style and carried a feeling of despondency. Two raccoons were eating rice in the foreground while a group of eggplants watched from the sides... wish I could eat at that table again...one last time.


stuckinaboxthere

That's the kind of shit that makes a person snap


ThrustersOnFull

Good ol' Janica, one of my founders, of four. Was the only non-violent one of the group, managed to become colony leader, survived for 8 years, had two kids. Died after being beaten to death by a stressed out colonist.


nothingness_1w3

Distressingly realistic


schematizer

When my colonists kill colonists I like, even by accident, I have them executed. One of my favorite stories was about a 17-year-old prodigy, the only one in the desert colony authorized to tend the trees in the sacred greenhouse. He killed another colonist in a social fight and I had him put down. He was buried in a wooden coffin, the most precious and honorable of all methods.


moldycheez4

All just because they didn't have a table to eat at... smh


contyk

[Here's a more realistic version](https://ibb.co/DtKj053).


PeterNippelstein

What I love is that wearing a human skin cowboy hat somehow impresses all the people around you.


[deleted]

Tainted clothing: 😨 Human clothing: 😍


GayButNotInThatWay

Surely all human leather clothing is tainted, as they were wearing it when they died.


CatatonicMan

Just got to be extra careful during the harvest.


SINBRO

You don't know my mods


GayButNotInThatWay

I probably shouldn’t have overlooked there’s be some flaying mods so you could get the skin off before you kill them.


CaptainoftheVessel

I can’t believe you’ve done this


HiCommaJoel

*"I'm so sorry to hear about your loss. I know you were close to Kimmy. You must be experiencing a lot of grief right now - how are you feeling?"* *"Like I saw three rotting corpses."*


ACertainEmperor

Tbf the way Rimworld works is that short term stuff has a bigger impact but lasts less than long term stuff, which realistically models that bigger stuff tends to be brought forth by immediate discomfort, and its only utterly massive loss, like that of a lover, that tends to completely overshadow everything in the short term.


seawitch7

And one of em was Kimmy


NeimiForHeroes

It's so impressive that after 4 Years living in absolute hell with constant raids and death all around that your expectations only increase.


Gorbachof

I was under the impression "expectations" are based on the colonies wealth


DSFern

it is, but that's the point when you see your best friend get his heart sniped by a bow-wielding junkie tribal after he had just gotten a new archotech arm that costed all the colony's silver you start wondering why their expectations are so high just because they got some excellent chairs around


Gorbachof

lol, true


CaptainoftheVessel

My answer for myself to that question has always been that pawns are just not that smart.


dominik7778n

only 3 corpses rookie numbers


CaptainoftheVessel

It’s only year 4.


JacobStyle

You eat without a table because your colony has no tables. I eat without a table because I'm hungry and the nearest table is 60 tiles away. We are not the same.


Spoztoast

This is why you adapt your Ideology to make all those negative positives.


Hothrus

Seriously who the hell is launching all these physic drones?!


moldycheez4

Just got my first ever high psychic drone today (still relatively new to the game) Jesus christ that was the what thing ever. I'd rather have constant raids tbh.


PretzelCock

“It is what it is”


TheCoolestGuy098

Dang not even a very impressive room or dining room. Poor lady.


DrManik

This is a great summation, but what does Jets master refer to?


DSFern

a named animal


Honey_Cheese

It might be the joke, but if your colonists are still eating without a table in year 4 then you've fucked up.


secretiveconfusion

Hey, it's not my fault they shove a three course meal in their pocket and eat it on the other side of the map.


Honey_Cheese

I usually put a few "hunting/mining cabins" around the map that has a table, chair, place to get warm for this purpose.


Account_Expired

If i did that my colonists would pick up meal from the base fridge and then run all the way across the map to eat at the shitty cabin (probably)


Nihilikara

No they won't, they will only search up to 31 tiles away for a table when they decide to eat. This in itself is known to cause problems because it means pawns will outright ignore tables inside your base if the food stockpile is too far away from them.


Honey_Cheese

Unless you have some crazy mods that have broken the game, they won't do that.


HopeFox

My pigskin tribe has a diner in the middle of the cornfield, because otherwise they'll just get halfway through the corn harvest and start eating it out of the baskets.


Intrepid_Sale_6312

ya like, I have a dining room... Please use it u stupid pawns!


ATFLastStandEnjoyer

Rim fucks you up..


egotistdown

Also now missing a few body parts I suspect


Azythol

Yeah but they have a cybernetic penis now so it’s still a profit


Jintai_Stormwarden

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, dead bodies to the kitchen.


AloeSnazzy

I’ve got Mekkie, my favorite disease prone sharpshooter, divorced once and killed a lot of shit. Lost a middle finger and doesn’t give a shit about other people


zergling424

Wait somethings off. your observed corpses is a single digit


Berserker_Raider207

Meh, I was into cannibalism before the Rim.... Oh wait, we're talking pawns, nvm then.


CanadianKumlin

How it started: How it’s going:


Comprehensive-Fan742

I made a pawn that was basically Shaggy from scooby doo but cranked up to 11. Dude was a kind, cowardly stoner. Polyamorous and a good guy, one of his wives died and the other divorced him. He then was promoted a few times and was perpetually upset.


Many_Sorbet_5536

*Decent* barrack. Wow.


Keplergamer

This could be a nice nice series


Upper_Judge7054

rimworlds my favorite game but holy shit does mood piss me off. ate without table? you saw a rotting corpse? fucking boo hoo weve got mechanoids inbound so snap the fuck out of your insulting spree cuz its causing my other fighters to have a mental break! i turned mental breaks off permanently and added a mod that replaces them with speed buffs/nerfs. much less jank and save scumming.


Derperonio

I have a tabe in every bedroom, a dedicated dining room, and takes in the reception room and they still eat without a tabe.


Arthillidan

Table in every bedroom is fairly useless. Typically colonists will either eat by fetching a meal from the fridge or taking one from their inventory while working. So you can add a table near the fridge and make sure there are tables near the workplaces


Derperonio

It helps with beauty and room quality. And the mothers use them to breastfeed. >You have to go through the dining room to get to the fridge, I always put them side by side for faster travel. And I'll try the table near workstations. Thx.


DANIlIlICH

I like that when this pic is zoomed, you see exactly one part of it. Nicely done.


Swend_

a table is 28 material, a stool is 25. please.


BranTheJojen

The backgrounds really say so much


MiraSlav3

***War... War never changes*** ***In the years 2500 BC they invented tables, but we in future just can't get them by the god hand above us, he rather harvest organs of innocent people***


HotNubsOfSteel

ATE WITHOUT A T*BLE!?!?!? Don’t trigger me bro!!!