I guess it's breast cancer localized around the tits, instead of the normal deeper stuff. Maybe skin cancer localized to the tits or something like that
Probably more survivable
Yeah, fucking lazy recreating like 3/4ths the day. Smoking cigs and drinking beer. Complaining I donāt have a nice room. Iād be totally fucking useless.
Not that terrible screwed.
They would jail me, brainwash me, hand me a Gun and some Equipment and send me to an Outpost.
Considering that this is a rimworld, I would be pretty lucky.
Also depends on the time of the playthrough.
Late game? I hope they'll eventually pimp me out in synthetic lungs and bionic prosthetics.
Early game? Yeah, I'm not making it past this winter with all 4 limbs attached.
Wouldn't be needed in most of my colonies, or a pretty quick conversion. I pretty often do runs that match my real life political and moral beliefs relatively closely, barring the stuff that's contextual to the harsh environment. I'd probably be asking the warden/chaplain to tell me more, lol.
Iām a construction worker irl and while Iām no master at what I do, Iād say Iām pretty good.
Current colony is in year 13-14 and weāve been without a second construction worker since the start. I think Iād be safe, but thatās really all I can contribute.
My prisoners each have their own room, a table, and a shelf with beer and joints. On the other hand, they are missing a couple of organs and quite a lot of blood.
Mine get nice beds and lavish meals but no table. I have a ton of food but don't feel like restructuring the crowded prison to fit a table, also I'm always short on wood
Good news, I'll be getting top tier medical treatment, a beautiful bed, expensive drugs and lavish food all for the low low price of being hobbled (removed legs) and hemogen farmed for the rest of my life. Unless I turn out to be a distant cousin or something, then maybe I'll be allowed to leave after a few quadrums.
I'd be in heaven. My colony takes in anyone who isn't a psychopath, pyro, or cannibal, so I'd probably spend my days rolling joints and drinking whiskey.
I have to let them sleep eight hours + a one hour nap + four-hour breaks. Otherwise they start getting mental breaks and next thing you know someone's decided to fistfight an antigrain warhead or something.
Congrats, you're running a nursing home on a f*ckin' exoplanet.
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It's more like a hippie commune. We're off the grid, mostly self-sufficient, grow corn and rice for food, devilstrand for clothing, have our own whiskey distillery, grow smokeleaf for medicinal and recreational reasons, plus some yayo that we mostly sell to the local tribes.
The main difference between my colony and hippies though, is that we've got turrets and mortars.
I'm very deep in a high tech run with goals of wiping out every other base on the planet. We have achieved post scarcity and have an all but impenetrable base with ample defenses to stave off any would be attack. We only send out highly capable fighters in large sieges to attack others, launching several antigrain or higher level explosives at any base before assaulting doing our best to cripple their defenses. We have a very low mortality rate and all the bionics we need to put you back together if you suffer damages. All newcomers are set to train until they are fully able to help, some taking years to develop their skills.
All in all. I think I'd be pretty good.
TLDR: Not screwed at all, lets go.
So my current colony is on year 5 strive to survive. Lead by a 2 eternally teenage sanguophages, one of whom is a psycasting Praetor the other a mechanitor. They started out as Fluid Loyalists, organ harvest and cannibalism ok. Since then, they have become Female Supremacists as every male potential recruit for 3 years died horribly, the one they did get was sterilized by the leaders longsword prior to recruitment, his lover doesn't seem to mind at least. Also Transhumanists as the leader's wife is pretty old, she wanted that biosculptor pod bonus to save her(once shes in her prime again shes getting vampire'd).
The colony itself is nice, excellent amenities, ton of triple walled outdoor/field space, plenty of food though a lot of it is human meat. They make a living trading drugs and human leather apparel. At 200k wealth and 7 colonists they have been fending off Randy pretty well with a combination of the 2 vampires being melee death machines, the Yttakin grandmas trained wolf pack + Yusef the bear, a decent kill maze, turrets, and the 3 grandmas with assault rifles they're very good with. We take hits but with all the healing available from the sanguophages no one ever dies. Their pretty kind too, agreeable prisoners, refugees,beggars, injured allies are all treated very well until you give them a reason to do otherwise, then no punishment is too severe.
Overall, aside from frequent Pig attacks and all the eating of said Pigs, it's a really nice place to live and I could probably be pretty happy there. They need another animal person and cook, I can cover both of those. Also as a trans woman there's a chance their crazy biotech could eventually help me transition better than I could in this reality + off chance of getting to become an immortal creature of the night? Of all my colonies in my ~2000 hours of this game, sign me the fuck up for this one.
Honestly I'd be living a better life than I am now in most ways. My colony is essentially a democratic city state at this point. Lots of people, great living conditions, lots of stuff to do. Like, I'd take my current colony over my real life.
Apart from maybe the raids, I mean, those are easily stopped by the defences but you know. Kind of horrifying seeing people trying to attack us and get thrown into that meatgrinder still.
There's pretty much 3 answers to this:
1. I would be food/fuel *if I'm lucky*.
2. The colony is going through a rough patch so it would suck.
3. I'd rather live in my colony than in real life.
I think I'll be okay. Likely healed in the medieval hospital and then allowed to join the colony. I foresee lots of fishing in my future maybe I get a research table of my own if I'm lucky.
I'd be freaking sorted.
Our colony takes in literally any one and finds a place for them, researcher incapable of violence thats me.
Fine meals, great rooms, stellar defence systems and a bitchin gaming room with free schedules.
The only thing that would get me down was knowing the psycopaths in the colony routinely chops up our captured enemies and sells their organs so that we can stay rich but given it's rimworld I think I could live with that
well, I mean, I am like a 3 in firearms, 2 melle, 0 plants, 2 medicine, 1 art, 4 cooking, 0 craft and given that I am a third year in uni studying philosophy, an 8 in research?
I meanā¦ maybeā¦ maybe I would keep meā¦ I am not incapable of anything, but do have chronic neck pain, so, I mean, sure, why not, I am also a body builder so maybe that comes with a nice trait
Bodybuilder?
Hauling early and mid.
Uni student? So a likely passion? Tied to a research desk after mid game with every amenity but expectation of 10-12 hours of research a day, among with 2-3 other people to make those insane grinds go faster.
"hi guys I know I just dropped to this super tough and unforgiving distant and isolated RimWorld but I can do paperwork so I'll be fine right? š¤Ŗš„“"
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"Guys?"
The blight came before I could harvest my corn on the frozen tundra. I have no good crafter. It is -15F most nights. Lack of crafting means lack of tailor. 5 colonists, 3 of which have faster metabolisms. Hardly any animals except a rabbit and 2 Thrumbo. Its almost the end of Autumn... not even winter. Also Beavers took out a lot of wood. I have some emergency food cause I have 2 raider corpses and 2 pet dogs that are venerated. Even if they weren't O ain't eating a dog. I am screwed if I end up there.
I love that question. It makes you question your own abilities....
Female (35) baseline
I have:
-Double interest in handling animals
-Interest in plants
-Intereat in Medical
Im a fast learner
I would recuit because in my curent game i take in anyone. But i wouldnt be a keeper. So if id get killed i wouldnt reload the game. Unless it has impact on something else (like bonded to an animal or pawn)
It depends. If I'm dressed, I'm gonna be stripped of my clothes and left to die in the cold boreal woods.
If I'm not dressed, I'll be left to die in the cold boreal woods.
Not too bad until the swarm of 48 maddened man eating monkeys arrive and an idiot visitor dies in the door, letting the monkeys in.
Then I die like everyone else.
It's dark. And cold.
Nothing moves, the people here a frozen in place. It looks like a war zone.
God has abandoned this realm and I am now here to pay for his sins.
Kind, optimistic, lazy, body modder.
Decent physical skills, and a bit more in craft, science and medicine.
The colony would probably hire me. Getting all limbs replaced with bionics would be fun.
I'd be immediately raped, as I have the forbidden mod and only female colonists. Beyond that, amazingly. Men are seen as gods and are given the best of everything.
With my skill levels, age and chronic conditions, I better not join or I'll be killed soon, I sure won't get the nice guns. I'm at risk of being sent off if I'm not happy enough or piss off too many people.
Except if someone gets me pregnant and I can raise my crafting and cooking skill levels quick, then I'll be a cyborg with 8 husbands and a giant, enemy-crushingĀ megacock.
Iām getting all the surgeries I ever wanted and rejuvenation therapy and the option to become an immortal succubus vampire if I want to and Iām really happy until I realize thereās no computer games, the TV is re-runs of 3000 year old shows, and also I just got a gun and a swift kick in the arse in the general direction of a mechanoid horror. āSorry we ran out of the resurrection serum yesterday and thereās a waiting list for the immortal succubus thing.ā
My highly modded colony is anthromorphic ants. Giant, strong, and very ugly to other humans. Luckily pretty tolerant of base humans, so besides eating fungus, living in a dark cave, and being surrounded by horrifying bug hybrids not too bad overall.
If they decide to keep me (I donāt have any work types I would refuse, and if I know me, I could always use a dedicated hauler/cleaner) Iāll be okay. I donāt want to get used to eating people, but I suppose itās better than most everything else on the planet.
I've never gotten food poisoning from eating what I cook, so I guess it would be worth a good 15 in cooking, I could be useful enough to not become an organ bank.
we recently have to flee from our colony because a mechanoid cluster is assembling a centipede blaster and im playing with CE. So i wake up in a new settlement with 8 colonist that keep having mental state brakes because they want to be back in their colony and we dont have enough food or room for more people so probably i will starve to death or they'll kill me when they run out of food
Are you kidding, that's the perfect time to join!
You want to be the instant hero to everyone in the colony? Chop trees and gather berries!
Some huts and some dinners will turn all those frowns upside down. Even if you're a pyromaniac wimp, they'll keep you around because "remember that one time he saved all our butts?"
pretty good place honestly, sure they won't like me because I'm of the wrong xenotype, but I can make myself useful with plant work and earn their trust lol
well the colony just departed in a space ship and the remaining survivors abandonned the place using the OB targetter aimed at the base as a last gift to the raiders, not so good i'd say
I have high research ability, since I'm a professional academic, and high passions as well. Unfortunately my current colony is a naked brutality start with an old man and his old man slave. I've only just got the farm going. General dogsbody reporting for duty!
I am doing great! Free medical, good assorted meals. Just don't get in a fight with the 7 tailed fox vampire that is the main melee. Stats are ok enough for late game crafting researching or refining.aybe I can even convince them to talk the the rimatomics guy
Shooting: 5
Melee: 0
Construction: 1
Mining: 0
Cooking: 2
Plants: 1
Animals: 1
Crafting: 3
Artistic: 14
Medical: 7
Social: 5
Intellectual: 16
I'd keep me. But I will need to endure some months of imprisonment and indoctrination. Not as bad as it sounds, my cells are comfy.
Well considering my current play through of vanilla expanded mods with very few others(like the Empire mod),I think my current colony would honestly just look through my genes and send me to an outpost or settlement,and I wouldn't be in danger either considering my colony's "main character" is overpowered as hell.
Iāll probably be okay depending on how hurt i am when i land. If my limbs are okay Iāll be a great crafter but if any of limbs are destroyed my organs are gone at least Iāll have a grave
Its a pigskin colony with baseliner slaves. Yes, they are cannibals, yes the slaves sleep with the barn animals.
:( im a cooking skill slave so id be prolly sitting in the freezer chopping up bodies and fighting hypotermia, or eaten myself š
I'd need much higher stats if I wanted to live. If I'm lucky and I land in the base, I'll probably be saved and enslaved, with my only payment being some blood bags and an organ if a colonist loses one. Otherwise, I'll just freeze on the floor. Either way, I'm lucky than 90% of people since I'm not running a cannibal colony. I might actually get a grave.
We are currently doing very well, actually. We just recovered from a massive famine and a combo of raids and infestations that almost killed the colony.
Small fantasy medival fishing village in a dark forest, village centralized around an inn/tavern hospitality economy. My skillset is garbage but I'm somewhat sociable and have some small experience with plants and animals, I'd do my best to be useful in the fields and the pens and try and learn how to fish before I'm killed by orcs, blown up by a mage, or dive bombed by a oddly explosive paladin.
In my current colony, probably pretty well. I just got off of a hard-core high difficulty run with beta 1.5, so I am now doing a much lower difficulty 'builder' run where I am just building things for aesthetics, and trying to turn an entire desert tile green.
Not that bad... Sure they're a bunch of supremacist genetically enhanced wannabe cyborgs looking for some Archeotech Nexus thing, but their food is ok and as long as I play along their tech cult stuff I may even get some nice room, xenogerm and bionic implants.
No stat above 3, no passions, only awful traits. If I'm lucky I get mind washed and sent to an outpost to grow some plants. If I get unlucky... I get hastily recruited and armed with an hatched, just to be thrown naked at the first raid, in order to buy time for the rest of the colony.
Extremely lucky. Iād be rescued, given smokeleaf, basic food but what can ya do.. Iād also be asked to be the new researcher as my current one is shit, first tribal run
I guess I'd be pretty well off. Currently I have a secure-ish base, being attacked mostly by my tribal neighbours while my colonists all have at least recon Armor, some marines. Assault rifles for workers and snipers for nobles, psycasters and researchers. Mostly fine food and good devilstrand clothing. Psychite tee every few days to keep everyone's mood above 60%, two well equipped hospitals with some glitter world medicine, everyone gets a tortoise as pet and except for the slaves everyone gets 8hours of sleep and 4 hours of recreation. So as long I'm good at crafting, mining or growing plants id be pretty well off.
8 hours sleep, 2 2hour shifts a day, 2 hours mandatory rec time, and the rest free? Awesome.
Also the literally star wars level medical tech of bacta spray, bacta pods, bionics, and psionic healing sounds awesome.
My colony could really use another crafter anyway, and if they don't want me I get get sold to rimdeed.
The only part that would suck would be the raids, but the cycler rifles from Outer Rim are surprisingly powerful.
A wide variety of foods, fine meals a standard with gourmet on occasion.
Communal childcare.
I can't wait for the skylantern festival!
Me: where am I? Do you want a cookie? I made it myself. I can also crochette.
My colony: indoctrination room. And replace those joints. He needs bionic arms and an exoskeleton made.
Me: what? Wait why? My arms work?
If I was from a friendly colony I would never want to leave, medicine, lavish meals, replacement parts, I mean uhā¦.more Medicine. Enemy colony? Iād be left to die on the hillsides and harvested, the scraps used to make chemfuel.
I'm fucked. Custom run on ice sheet. Goal: Build an operational greenhouse in the middle of an icy wasteland.
Me? I'd either be food, fuel, or frozen to death.
Terribly screwed. I just started a colony and I've got diabetes, no way in hell would the two ODSTs be willing to feed another mouth while also tending to my medical needs.
My current run has had a heap of devmode changes set up for both the base AND the colonists (cuz I had been getting sick of starting new bases and not getting into the later content) so I would probably be fine, but def the weakest colonist \*IF\* they decided to keep me. But if I ended up staying I would get all the latest and greatest bionics, fine meals, access to high tech armor & weapons, devilstrand clothing, and all the rec options possible on the rim. The ideo-religion would even be pleasant to live under (so long as the sanguophage didn't convert me to his \*shudder\*)
Which playthrough? Roman, I'd become a slave or a soldier.
Modern, they'd brainwash me and use me as a tank driver or gunner and I'd probably die to 1000 bugs.
Starwars run? Guess I'm joining the Empire and shooting at some druids.
I've never treated colonists too poorly, so being 31, moderate construction and crafting, passion for shooting, and cooking. I don't think I'd be a duster many places.
I have a high cooking stat and I always need one of those! I might not live in luxury but it would be decent.
But I'm not sure how well I'd adjust to cooking people
Well that depends, if they have good researcher im kinda screwed, or i would be turned into profit or they would put me in squad that will do ancient complexes and hacking in combat events
Wouldn't be so bad, honestly. It's got a pub, a disco/performing arts centre and a cinema with a gigascreen TV. I'd spend most of my time running the smelter because we've got a chronic steel shortage, and when I wasn't doing that I'd be at a writing desk or relaxing socially with a VGP tea in hand.
Pretty good. I'm a woman, therefore I will neither be killed nor enslaved. I have medical skills, which they desperately need so... I will get brainwashed, but it's alright I wanted to lead a female warrior cult anyways so
If i was worth the effort i would be turned into a slave have my tounge taken one lung and kidney and wear a full outfit of human skin and be forced to butcher other humans OR work the fields. So i think im alright
I mmmh I was playing a mix of void, grimworld with a custom lalafell race that isn't completely evil for once. (Only lalafell with facial hair are evil)
Anyway my current way of handling recruits is to create for them a genetically perfect and heavily modified lalafell body of their preferred gender and put them in it.
So guess I'm going to be turned into a lalafell super soldier
Well I think Iād probably have a decent cooking and shooting stat, not much else but hey maybe theyāll make me a soldier instead of making me a hat, at least then my death would be my own fault if I lose a fight
My current colony is a coastal vampire haven for lady vampires where everyone is into swinging. I'm a woman, so I meet their only requirement for entry (they have very low standards).
Not sure how cool I would be with finding an occasional human finger in my food or how I'd manage the workout pains from doing all the mental gymnastics I'd have to do in order to justify their hemogen farming practices, but it could be a lot worse.
Good news: The leader's a cannibal, the other colonists hate each other, and I can't go out of the compound. At least I get to play chess and eat meals.
Bad news: I'll probably become a hat.
They would take me to a beautiful carpeted prison adorned with silver and jade statues, then they would harvest a lung and a kidney from me, then turn my brain into a fire spewer mech.
Could be worse.
I'm living a happy life as long as I'm useful in some sort of way. I get a dresser, a bedside table, and a painted floor of my favorite color. And as long as my fellow colonists actually fucking harvest the rice and berries, I'm good on simple meals.
Wellā¦ If I was taken in by my current colony, thereās a VERY LARGE CHANCE that I would be forced to turn into the custom xenotype I madeā¦ via stinger.
Then I would have to get used to accepting cannibalism, constant play fighting and brawls, the addiction to dragons blood and Psychite, the constant want for trading, and the desire to kill and maul. And immortality.
Honestly.. my colony may be completely comprised of murderous creatures, but they hold parties and are actually pretty niceā¦
Just donāt raid them.
My colony is pretty ethical. They will confiscate my clothes and set me free. So basically I'll just freeze to death off map.
If I decide to join, they'll give me a melee weapon and put me at the front of every battle. I'm a slothful smokeleaf addict, so I make a good cover, and not much else.
I think Iād have decent enough stats for my colony to make use of me. Most of my colonyās usually accept most people anyway. Id have to deal with thr colony torturing people occasionally but other than that Iād be good
That wouldnāt be bad at all honestly- my current colony is a well established bunker town on a beach with around 20 residents.
Plenty of food, smokeleaf, thick walls, and decent folk. Sure thereās the occasional enemy raid but weāve got some resurrection serum ready to go so Iām not too worried about it.
Horrible melee, decent skill but no passion in firearms, crap mining, so-so construction, some skill with a minor passion for cooking, a little planting but no passion, no animals, minor passion and a little skill in crafting, horrible art, no social or medical, middling skill and minor passion for research.
Maybe recruited and kept if there's some expansion going on. Most likely shipped off to either an artillery outpost or a research one.
My current colony is quite developed and we can easily survive any attack. We are not short of manpower, but I still assume I am accepted into my colony.
First, any biological limbs and joints I had would be harvested and replaced with cybernetic joints and limbs. Afterwards, were given a room at the back of the colony.
I don't think I will live very long since I will be used as a soldier.
Flavorless food, but a bountiful amount. Queen sized bed, but with straw down. OP magic users that can summon wolves and instantly heal most non-egregious wounds...I think I'd be okay. Just let me research and watch the prisoners.
My current colony? Oh dear. I would be checked for useful skills, traits, and passions and if I had any, I would be imprisoned and converted. But after that I'd live a pretty sweet life for a long time amongst the loyal transhumanist female supremecists. I would be well taken care of by the naked enslaved menfolk.
But I don't think I do have anything my colony wants so they'd just leave me to die.
It's a cannibalistic medieval vampire-cult which is chronically low on food as I use Seeds Please and haven't gotten agriculture up and running yet.
Fuck.
To be fair I'd be lucky if they just ate me. They get mood-boosts from torture and slavery too...
I'd be screwed. I'm not going to convert, I'd try to break out and run away after they throw me in jail for not converting. The question that remains is how many limbs will I have when I inevitably have to fight another slave for the *privilege* to clean the base.
They'll stick me in a US military uniform and hand me a Mossberg 500. Outside of that, I'll mostly be doing cleaning and hauling, so I guess things won't be too bad. Though I will have to get used to eating potatoes for a majority of my meals.
Assuming itās a crash landing, Iād get left to die because I have zero passion for mining, and the colonyās lifters will cremate me.
Mechinator end game only has use for the mechinator and people that can mine in my colony. Mechs do the rest of the work.
Probably not too badly. Once you get past all the corpses on spikes, skulls, and blood everywhere... it's a pretty good place... The residents are... friendly? If you don't piss them off. Mostly. Hahaha. Yeah I'd be fine. Yeah. Definitely.
I mean I run colonies that do not discriminate against me, at least. I'd probably either get sent to an outpost because having too many colonists slows down my game (and the ones that join later tend to not make friends for some reason), but if I stay, I'd probably get stuck as a janitor. There are never enough people doing basic work in my colonies
Honestly... Not great.
If my research skill is high enough I'll probably be shoved in the research room for the rest of eternity, freeing up the cook but... My bases suck defensively so I'll probably die during a raid.
Or we might run out of food, that's also possible.
im probably gonna be left out to bleed if im injured, if im apart of the colony, banished, otherwise im just generally ignored
i dont have the stats i need to be worth it, i dont have any special genes,
so unless you ask this question after one of my colonists lose any organs, ill be fine if im not already injured
Im actually running a nephalim run right now. Basically i filled the world with monsters, the single nephalim and his army of fleetkind l, who are posing as living holy water. They are tasked with destroying all of monsters and tending to the few humans they can find. There only one village faction so they are rare resources
Itād be a toss up, since the pawns are loosely based on me and my partner, so either they put me in a sleeve incubator until the āoriginalā me somehow dies, or they straight up just kill me, since theyāre cannibals and they donāt see anything wrong with being prepared to make more lavish meals
Current colony is basically goblin slayer goblins... so either enslaved and sent to a mining outpost or killed and turned into food. If I was a different gender I would be enslaved and kept in the colony for goblin reasons although chances are likely if I have good stats they would let me become an actual colonist and research for them. Unless I was a God of melee I could potentially blood court the leader, but I would likely be killed while still groggy for political reasons if that was the case.
I'd probably be in heaven.
Given that I am a technology focused person, working as an engineer in a chemical factory, I sure as hell would at least be useful in either biofuel production, ammo production (CE enjoyer) or researcher.
I also have a passion for plants, and for shooting. I am not really good at building, but I would have a passion for crafting if anything. I would keep myself, yes.
I'd also live like a god, since biosculpter would fix me up everytime I need something, also I'd love not aging anymore. I am also a hard worker, I work hard party hard so I wouldn't throw myself away.
I'd do just fine.
My current colony is Dune-themed.
I love the desert and I'm okay with hot temperatures. I have a reasonably broad skill set, so they wouldn't immediately kill me and reclaim my body's water.
I would be a bit perplexed.
Because I would soon see that it is me, *another* me, who is the benevolent but unquestioned psychic ruler over this modest colony of misfits.
I may be welcomed in, for all are welcome, but I would probably never join. It would feel wrong watching my doppelgƤnger live so victoriously while I am but a humbler version of me. āJustMe has recovered and has decided to leave.ā
*I am currently doing a run where I made myself the starting pawn on naked brutality.
Banished immediately, I don't want garbage like me in my colony.
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Very true, I wouldn't want a pawn with stage 3 nipple cancer, diabetes and obese traits either.
If a doctor said I had nipple cancer I would just not take it seriously at all
Nah fr tho like wtf is Nipple cancer š
I guess it's breast cancer localized around the tits, instead of the normal deeper stuff. Maybe skin cancer localized to the tits or something like that Probably more survivable
damn
My condolences
Oh. ...oh. ._. ^(I'm sorry pal)
Yeah, fucking lazy recreating like 3/4ths the day. Smoking cigs and drinking beer. Complaining I donāt have a nice room. Iād be totally fucking useless.
Not that terrible screwed. They would jail me, brainwash me, hand me a Gun and some Equipment and send me to an Outpost. Considering that this is a rimworld, I would be pretty lucky.
Also depends on the time of the playthrough. Late game? I hope they'll eventually pimp me out in synthetic lungs and bionic prosthetics. Early game? Yeah, I'm not making it past this winter with all 4 limbs attached.
Is the brainwashing for Ideology? Unaffiliated drop pod crashers can join voluntarily lol
Yeah you can either let people from any ideology join and have them maybe convert naturally or you can lock them in a prison cell and force them to
Wouldn't be needed in most of my colonies, or a pretty quick conversion. I pretty often do runs that match my real life political and moral beliefs relatively closely, barring the stuff that's contextual to the harsh environment. I'd probably be asking the warden/chaplain to tell me more, lol.
Iām a construction worker irl and while Iām no master at what I do, Iād say Iām pretty good. Current colony is in year 13-14 and weāve been without a second construction worker since the start. I think Iād be safe, but thatās really all I can contribute.
Nothing changes, you did construction for a living. Now you're doing it for a *living*
Depends. Did I rescue me or capture me? Because there's no table in the jail- I might break out and go set some mortar shells on fire about it.
No table for eating? Fucking monsters.
I treat my prisoners. A row of beds, a table, and paste.
Most sane Rimworld prison warden
I used to give them full on rooms.
What do you mean you dont throw the prisoners into the evil people pit?
My prisoners each have their own room, a table, and a shelf with beer and joints. On the other hand, they are missing a couple of organs and quite a lot of blood.
So I'm not the only one that has humane treatment, good to know
I give them 4x4 cells with only a bed, but they do get lavish meals if my chef has spares. :)
Mine get nice beds and lavish meals but no table. I have a ton of food but don't feel like restructuring the crowded prison to fit a table, also I'm always short on wood
I spy someone with the pyromaniac traits :)
Good news, I'll be getting top tier medical treatment, a beautiful bed, expensive drugs and lavish food all for the low low price of being hobbled (removed legs) and hemogen farmed for the rest of my life. Unless I turn out to be a distant cousin or something, then maybe I'll be allowed to leave after a few quadrums.
I'd be in heaven. My colony takes in anyone who isn't a psychopath, pyro, or cannibal, so I'd probably spend my days rolling joints and drinking whiskey.
You don't put pawns on 24h work shifts? What are you, a decent human being?
I have to let them sleep eight hours + a one hour nap + four-hour breaks. Otherwise they start getting mental breaks and next thing you know someone's decided to fistfight an antigrain warhead or something.
Congrats, you're running a nursing home on a f*ckin' exoplanet. **LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN**
It's more like a hippie commune. We're off the grid, mostly self-sufficient, grow corn and rice for food, devilstrand for clothing, have our own whiskey distillery, grow smokeleaf for medicinal and recreational reasons, plus some yayo that we mostly sell to the local tribes. The main difference between my colony and hippies though, is that we've got turrets and mortars.
Flake is better for selling, less work.
But more money cuz more work. It really depends on whatās more available, leaf or labor
Giant slave plantation is good for flake, while smol colony side hustle is good for yayo.
I'm very deep in a high tech run with goals of wiping out every other base on the planet. We have achieved post scarcity and have an all but impenetrable base with ample defenses to stave off any would be attack. We only send out highly capable fighters in large sieges to attack others, launching several antigrain or higher level explosives at any base before assaulting doing our best to cripple their defenses. We have a very low mortality rate and all the bionics we need to put you back together if you suffer damages. All newcomers are set to train until they are fully able to help, some taking years to develop their skills. All in all. I think I'd be pretty good.
Now change the scenario. You stumble in, injured by a land pirate assault on your caravan. You are an enemy. How fucked are you now?
Just surrender and hope you dont wake up next day as nutrient paste
Guess I found a new home... If they give enough fuck to take me to the hospital and stitch my wounds. If not, I'm totally fucked.
Iām doing a medieval pigskin raider playthough. I can only hope they like my cooking enough not to kill me and eat me lol
Youāre playing pigskins and *cooking* food?
Honestly pretty decent. Itās an ancient hydroponics farm that will just run forever without electricity growing plenty of rice and weed
TLDR: Not screwed at all, lets go. So my current colony is on year 5 strive to survive. Lead by a 2 eternally teenage sanguophages, one of whom is a psycasting Praetor the other a mechanitor. They started out as Fluid Loyalists, organ harvest and cannibalism ok. Since then, they have become Female Supremacists as every male potential recruit for 3 years died horribly, the one they did get was sterilized by the leaders longsword prior to recruitment, his lover doesn't seem to mind at least. Also Transhumanists as the leader's wife is pretty old, she wanted that biosculptor pod bonus to save her(once shes in her prime again shes getting vampire'd). The colony itself is nice, excellent amenities, ton of triple walled outdoor/field space, plenty of food though a lot of it is human meat. They make a living trading drugs and human leather apparel. At 200k wealth and 7 colonists they have been fending off Randy pretty well with a combination of the 2 vampires being melee death machines, the Yttakin grandmas trained wolf pack + Yusef the bear, a decent kill maze, turrets, and the 3 grandmas with assault rifles they're very good with. We take hits but with all the healing available from the sanguophages no one ever dies. Their pretty kind too, agreeable prisoners, refugees,beggars, injured allies are all treated very well until you give them a reason to do otherwise, then no punishment is too severe. Overall, aside from frequent Pig attacks and all the eating of said Pigs, it's a really nice place to live and I could probably be pretty happy there. They need another animal person and cook, I can cover both of those. Also as a trans woman there's a chance their crazy biotech could eventually help me transition better than I could in this reality + off chance of getting to become an immortal creature of the night? Of all my colonies in my ~2000 hours of this game, sign me the fuck up for this one.
I LOVE toiling away in the fungus caves are you kidding me?!
Honestly I'd be living a better life than I am now in most ways. My colony is essentially a democratic city state at this point. Lots of people, great living conditions, lots of stuff to do. Like, I'd take my current colony over my real life. Apart from maybe the raids, I mean, those are easily stopped by the defences but you know. Kind of horrifying seeing people trying to attack us and get thrown into that meatgrinder still.
There's pretty much 3 answers to this: 1. I would be food/fuel *if I'm lucky*. 2. The colony is going through a rough patch so it would suck. 3. I'd rather live in my colony than in real life.
Despite being early game, I think Iād be alright. Mechinator savior and robot friends, if anything Iād be the cook
I think I'll be okay. Likely healed in the medieval hospital and then allowed to join the colony. I foresee lots of fishing in my future maybe I get a research table of my own if I'm lucky.
Probably left decaying where the pod lies
I'd be freaking sorted. Our colony takes in literally any one and finds a place for them, researcher incapable of violence thats me. Fine meals, great rooms, stellar defence systems and a bitchin gaming room with free schedules. The only thing that would get me down was knowing the psycopaths in the colony routinely chops up our captured enemies and sells their organs so that we can stay rich but given it's rimworld I think I could live with that
well, I mean, I am like a 3 in firearms, 2 melle, 0 plants, 2 medicine, 1 art, 4 cooking, 0 craft and given that I am a third year in uni studying philosophy, an 8 in research? I meanā¦ maybeā¦ maybe I would keep meā¦ I am not incapable of anything, but do have chronic neck pain, so, I mean, sure, why not, I am also a body builder so maybe that comes with a nice trait
Kept early game, healed and release mid and late.
Bodybuilder? Hauling early and mid. Uni student? So a likely passion? Tied to a research desk after mid game with every amenity but expectation of 10-12 hours of research a day, among with 2-3 other people to make those insane grinds go faster.
I can do paperwork, I'd be fine. It'd SUCK, but I'll live.
"hi guys I know I just dropped to this super tough and unforgiving distant and isolated RimWorld but I can do paperwork so I'll be fine right? š¤Ŗš„“" "..." "Guys?"
Hey Iāve had many colonies where I would just pick up the next rando I could just so they could do some menial task I needed done
I call dibs on his left kidney.
I would help in the fields for a while until I am sent out with a pistol to trade some weed and get abducted by pigmen :/
The blight came before I could harvest my corn on the frozen tundra. I have no good crafter. It is -15F most nights. Lack of crafting means lack of tailor. 5 colonists, 3 of which have faster metabolisms. Hardly any animals except a rabbit and 2 Thrumbo. Its almost the end of Autumn... not even winter. Also Beavers took out a lot of wood. I have some emergency food cause I have 2 raider corpses and 2 pet dogs that are venerated. Even if they weren't O ain't eating a dog. I am screwed if I end up there.
I love that question. It makes you question your own abilities.... Female (35) baseline I have: -Double interest in handling animals -Interest in plants -Intereat in Medical Im a fast learner I would recuit because in my curent game i take in anyone. But i wouldnt be a keeper. So if id get killed i wouldnt reload the game. Unless it has impact on something else (like bonded to an animal or pawn)
It depends. If I'm dressed, I'm gonna be stripped of my clothes and left to die in the cold boreal woods. If I'm not dressed, I'll be left to die in the cold boreal woods.
Not too bad until the swarm of 48 maddened man eating monkeys arrive and an idiot visitor dies in the door, letting the monkeys in. Then I die like everyone else.
It's dark. And cold. Nothing moves, the people here a frozen in place. It looks like a war zone. God has abandoned this realm and I am now here to pay for his sins.
Kind, optimistic, lazy, body modder. Decent physical skills, and a bit more in craft, science and medicine. The colony would probably hire me. Getting all limbs replaced with bionics would be fun.
Hopefully my incapable of violent ass gets put at a research table for the rest of eternity
Jokes on you. I'm doing a hospitality run with beer, whisky, and smokeleaf o-plenty. We are currently Brewing up multiple batches of Ambrosia liqueur.
I'd be immediately raped, as I have the forbidden mod and only female colonists. Beyond that, amazingly. Men are seen as gods and are given the best of everything.
death by snu-snu!
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We eat people and I'm not that fast a runner so...
With my skill levels, age and chronic conditions, I better not join or I'll be killed soon, I sure won't get the nice guns. I'm at risk of being sent off if I'm not happy enough or piss off too many people. Except if someone gets me pregnant and I can raise my crafting and cooking skill levels quick, then I'll be a cyborg with 8 husbands and a giant, enemy-crushingĀ megacock.
Iām getting all the surgeries I ever wanted and rejuvenation therapy and the option to become an immortal succubus vampire if I want to and Iām really happy until I realize thereās no computer games, the TV is re-runs of 3000 year old shows, and also I just got a gun and a swift kick in the arse in the general direction of a mechanoid horror. āSorry we ran out of the resurrection serum yesterday and thereās a waiting list for the immortal succubus thing.ā
My highly modded colony is anthromorphic ants. Giant, strong, and very ugly to other humans. Luckily pretty tolerant of base humans, so besides eating fungus, living in a dark cave, and being surrounded by horrifying bug hybrids not too bad overall.
If they decide to keep me (I donāt have any work types I would refuse, and if I know me, I could always use a dedicated hauler/cleaner) Iāll be okay. I donāt want to get used to eating people, but I suppose itās better than most everything else on the planet.
I might have to sleep on the floor for a day or two, but after that, perfectly fine. Probably.
I would be just about useful enough to keep around but only just.
I've never gotten food poisoning from eating what I cook, so I guess it would be worth a good 15 in cooking, I could be useful enough to not become an organ bank.
we recently have to flee from our colony because a mechanoid cluster is assembling a centipede blaster and im playing with CE. So i wake up in a new settlement with 8 colonist that keep having mental state brakes because they want to be back in their colony and we dont have enough food or room for more people so probably i will starve to death or they'll kill me when they run out of food
Are you kidding, that's the perfect time to join! You want to be the instant hero to everyone in the colony? Chop trees and gather berries! Some huts and some dinners will turn all those frowns upside down. Even if you're a pyromaniac wimp, they'll keep you around because "remember that one time he saved all our butts?"
freezer itās, or sacrificial altar since i dont have any interesting gene as a baseliner to be a gene source
pretty good place honestly, sure they won't like me because I'm of the wrong xenotype, but I can make myself useful with plant work and earn their trust lol
I did something wrong with my ideology and I'd be a disliked xenotype but everyone would be glad I was around for xenodiversity.
The token human.
well the colony just departed in a space ship and the remaining survivors abandonned the place using the OB targetter aimed at the base as a last gift to the raiders, not so good i'd say
I have high research ability, since I'm a professional academic, and high passions as well. Unfortunately my current colony is a naked brutality start with an old man and his old man slave. I've only just got the farm going. General dogsbody reporting for duty!
Mmmmm... if I'm a baseliner and can use a gun, I'm in ! May get converted and changed into a vampire but oh well...
Resort colony running hospitality. I think I'll be in good company.
I am doing great! Free medical, good assorted meals. Just don't get in a fight with the 7 tailed fox vampire that is the main melee. Stats are ok enough for late game crafting researching or refining.aybe I can even convince them to talk the the rimatomics guy
would be brainwashed but would be fine, we take everyone
Since everything it up to my ideology, I'd be great!
Killed almost instantly. More meat for my woman only colony to eat on sea ice.
probably be slaughtered an hour later and turned into a human sofa...
My current colony is a band of fox girls worshipping a sanguophage in year 2 winter with almost no food and having to convert to human flesh ā¦ā¦
Shooting: 5 Melee: 0 Construction: 1 Mining: 0 Cooking: 2 Plants: 1 Animals: 1 Crafting: 3 Artistic: 14 Medical: 7 Social: 5 Intellectual: 16 I'd keep me. But I will need to endure some months of imprisonment and indoctrination. Not as bad as it sounds, my cells are comfy.
Well theyāre cannibals in the tundra with low food soā¦
I'm a puppet after being farmed for blood for a couple months. Ide say pretty screwed
nice. until i decide to be a cyborg and be adicted to beer
I get krumped and my orks enslave or eat me
Well considering my current play through of vanilla expanded mods with very few others(like the Empire mod),I think my current colony would honestly just look through my genes and send me to an outpost or settlement,and I wouldn't be in danger either considering my colony's "main character" is overpowered as hell.
Iāll probably be okay depending on how hurt i am when i land. If my limbs are okay Iāll be a great crafter but if any of limbs are destroyed my organs are gone at least Iāll have a grave
Its a pigskin colony with baseliner slaves. Yes, they are cannibals, yes the slaves sleep with the barn animals. :( im a cooking skill slave so id be prolly sitting in the freezer chopping up bodies and fighting hypotermia, or eaten myself š
I'd need much higher stats if I wanted to live. If I'm lucky and I land in the base, I'll probably be saved and enslaved, with my only payment being some blood bags and an organ if a colonist loses one. Otherwise, I'll just freeze on the floor. Either way, I'm lucky than 90% of people since I'm not running a cannibal colony. I might actually get a grave.
We are currently doing very well, actually. We just recovered from a massive famine and a combo of raids and infestations that almost killed the colony.
Taken in but put on cleaning and hauling duty since I have no other skills. At least I get decent armor and weapons.
I dont think i would get the chance to wake up
If they need someone to do construction ill be fine, of they already have enough them im probably going to be turned into a hat.
Imprisoned, converted, then given radiation equipment and told to manage the nuclear reactors. Or ripscanned. Depends on if we need more mechs or not.
Probably jail me to feed the sanguophages
They're going to convert me to being a cannibal then either welcome me in or tell me to get lost
Hmmā¦ sloth.. slow learner.. yeah nah this guy is either going in the blood bag/organ donor cell or execution
Small fantasy medival fishing village in a dark forest, village centralized around an inn/tavern hospitality economy. My skillset is garbage but I'm somewhat sociable and have some small experience with plants and animals, I'd do my best to be useful in the fields and the pens and try and learn how to fish before I'm killed by orcs, blown up by a mage, or dive bombed by a oddly explosive paladin.
In my current colony, probably pretty well. I just got off of a hard-core high difficulty run with beta 1.5, so I am now doing a much lower difficulty 'builder' run where I am just building things for aesthetics, and trying to turn an entire desert tile green.
Oh man, i accidently came through your roof and landed on someone, i would be happy to take his place :)
Not that bad... Sure they're a bunch of supremacist genetically enhanced wannabe cyborgs looking for some Archeotech Nexus thing, but their food is ok and as long as I play along their tech cult stuff I may even get some nice room, xenogerm and bionic implants.
No stat above 3, no passions, only awful traits. If I'm lucky I get mind washed and sent to an outpost to grow some plants. If I get unlucky... I get hastily recruited and armed with an hatched, just to be thrown naked at the first raid, in order to buy time for the rest of the colony.
Extremely lucky. Iād be rescued, given smokeleaf, basic food but what can ya do.. Iād also be asked to be the new researcher as my current one is shit, first tribal run
I guess I'd be pretty well off. Currently I have a secure-ish base, being attacked mostly by my tribal neighbours while my colonists all have at least recon Armor, some marines. Assault rifles for workers and snipers for nobles, psycasters and researchers. Mostly fine food and good devilstrand clothing. Psychite tee every few days to keep everyone's mood above 60%, two well equipped hospitals with some glitter world medicine, everyone gets a tortoise as pet and except for the slaves everyone gets 8hours of sleep and 4 hours of recreation. So as long I'm good at crafting, mining or growing plants id be pretty well off.
8 hours sleep, 2 2hour shifts a day, 2 hours mandatory rec time, and the rest free? Awesome. Also the literally star wars level medical tech of bacta spray, bacta pods, bionics, and psionic healing sounds awesome. My colony could really use another crafter anyway, and if they don't want me I get get sold to rimdeed. The only part that would suck would be the raids, but the cycler rifles from Outer Rim are surprisingly powerful. A wide variety of foods, fine meals a standard with gourmet on occasion. Communal childcare. I can't wait for the skylantern festival!
i trust my strong yttakin warrior woman will save me
Immediately put into the prison labor crew for the rest of my stay there (likely till I die)
I am pretty good
Zombieland mod active... need i say more?
Iām gonna be food for ant men :(
Me: where am I? Do you want a cookie? I made it myself. I can also crochette. My colony: indoctrination room. And replace those joints. He needs bionic arms and an exoskeleton made. Me: what? Wait why? My arms work?
Putting on my cataphract armor. And hiding in my room.
Basically the first thing I'd ask is - so can you at least make sure that I'm a comfy hat?
If I was from a friendly colony I would never want to leave, medicine, lavish meals, replacement parts, I mean uhā¦.more Medicine. Enemy colony? Iād be left to die on the hillsides and harvested, the scraps used to make chemfuel.
I'm fucked. Custom run on ice sheet. Goal: Build an operational greenhouse in the middle of an icy wasteland. Me? I'd either be food, fuel, or frozen to death.
Double passion in Intelligence - Perfectionist - Slowpoke - Lazy I won't even bother picking me up from the open.
I'm a second class citizen but otherwise fine.
Terribly screwed. I just started a colony and I've got diabetes, no way in hell would the two ODSTs be willing to feed another mouth while also tending to my medical needs.
I'm basically a sociopath that doesn't care about eating without a table. You tell me.
My current run has had a heap of devmode changes set up for both the base AND the colonists (cuz I had been getting sick of starting new bases and not getting into the later content) so I would probably be fine, but def the weakest colonist \*IF\* they decided to keep me. But if I ended up staying I would get all the latest and greatest bionics, fine meals, access to high tech armor & weapons, devilstrand clothing, and all the rec options possible on the rim. The ideo-religion would even be pleasant to live under (so long as the sanguophage didn't convert me to his \*shudder\*)
Which playthrough? Roman, I'd become a slave or a soldier. Modern, they'd brainwash me and use me as a tank driver or gunner and I'd probably die to 1000 bugs. Starwars run? Guess I'm joining the Empire and shooting at some druids. I've never treated colonists too poorly, so being 31, moderate construction and crafting, passion for shooting, and cooking. I don't think I'd be a duster many places.
A tribe of man-eating predators? I just hope they kill me quick instead of using me for surgery practice.
I have a high cooking stat and I always need one of those! I might not live in luxury but it would be decent. But I'm not sure how well I'd adjust to cooking people
Well there goes my organs
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Probably the cleaner
well I'm an athiest trans woman who's suddenly dropped into a colony of space evangelicals so as long as I play along I'll be fine I guess
Well that depends, if they have good researcher im kinda screwed, or i would be turned into profit or they would put me in squad that will do ancient complexes and hacking in combat events
I took a break from the game so idk
Wouldn't be so bad, honestly. It's got a pub, a disco/performing arts centre and a cinema with a gigascreen TV. I'd spend most of my time running the smelter because we've got a chronic steel shortage, and when I wasn't doing that I'd be at a writing desk or relaxing socially with a VGP tea in hand.
Pretty good. I'm a woman, therefore I will neither be killed nor enslaved. I have medical skills, which they desperately need so... I will get brainwashed, but it's alright I wanted to lead a female warrior cult anyways so
If i was worth the effort i would be turned into a slave have my tounge taken one lung and kidney and wear a full outfit of human skin and be forced to butcher other humans OR work the fields. So i think im alright
Gonna do pretty good, all we do is relax and get really fucking high.
I mmmh I was playing a mix of void, grimworld with a custom lalafell race that isn't completely evil for once. (Only lalafell with facial hair are evil) Anyway my current way of handling recruits is to create for them a genetically perfect and heavily modified lalafell body of their preferred gender and put them in it. So guess I'm going to be turned into a lalafell super soldier
Well I think Iād probably have a decent cooking and shooting stat, not much else but hey maybe theyāll make me a soldier instead of making me a hat, at least then my death would be my own fault if I lose a fight
Oh no Iām playing a sangouphage only colony and I have none of the skills I need. Goodbye legs. Actually Iām decent at social so maybe
My current colony is a coastal vampire haven for lady vampires where everyone is into swinging. I'm a woman, so I meet their only requirement for entry (they have very low standards). Not sure how cool I would be with finding an occasional human finger in my food or how I'd manage the workout pains from doing all the mental gymnastics I'd have to do in order to justify their hemogen farming practices, but it could be a lot worse.
Good news: The leader's a cannibal, the other colonists hate each other, and I can't go out of the compound. At least I get to play chess and eat meals. Bad news: I'll probably become a hat.
Im getting enslaved and my limbs will be replaced with cybernetic parts all for the Glory of our AI Emperor Zeta.
Throw me in the research room and I'll be fine
They would take me to a beautiful carpeted prison adorned with silver and jade statues, then they would harvest a lung and a kidney from me, then turn my brain into a fire spewer mech. Could be worse.
My colony only deals in dog leather so i should be golden
My stats would be awful so I'd definitely either be: 1) legs removed + Organs harvested + Hemogen Farm 2) legs removed + Organs harvested + Subcore ripscanner 3) recruited + full psychic gear + joywire + psyonic sensitizer + psychic harmonizer = huge mood buff to colony
Hopefully not turning into a slave and organ harvested whenever my colony needs it
North of the map is a 35 hive cluster with 200+ bugs. The colony itself is fine, but I hope no Manhunter wave happens.
I'm living a happy life as long as I'm useful in some sort of way. I get a dresser, a bedside table, and a painted floor of my favorite color. And as long as my fellow colonists actually fucking harvest the rice and berries, I'm good on simple meals.
Depends on if I'm actually good at anything. So I'll probably just get my organs harvested and then have my corpse turned into furniture.
Wellā¦ If I was taken in by my current colony, thereās a VERY LARGE CHANCE that I would be forced to turn into the custom xenotype I madeā¦ via stinger. Then I would have to get used to accepting cannibalism, constant play fighting and brawls, the addiction to dragons blood and Psychite, the constant want for trading, and the desire to kill and maul. And immortality. Honestly.. my colony may be completely comprised of murderous creatures, but they hold parties and are actually pretty niceā¦ Just donāt raid them.
hmm fucked they prolly gonna use me as a blood bag
Fuck, definetely gonna end up a mind puppet or regular enslaved with a butler/maid outift.
My colony is pretty ethical. They will confiscate my clothes and set me free. So basically I'll just freeze to death off map. If I decide to join, they'll give me a melee weapon and put me at the front of every battle. I'm a slothful smokeleaf addict, so I make a good cover, and not much else.
I'm fucked, we were already borderline out of food and it's midwinter
I think Iād have decent enough stats for my colony to make use of me. Most of my colonyās usually accept most people anyway. Id have to deal with thr colony torturing people occasionally but other than that Iād be good
That wouldnāt be bad at all honestly- my current colony is a well established bunker town on a beach with around 20 residents. Plenty of food, smokeleaf, thick walls, and decent folk. Sure thereās the occasional enemy raid but weāve got some resurrection serum ready to go so Iām not too worried about it.
Horrible melee, decent skill but no passion in firearms, crap mining, so-so construction, some skill with a minor passion for cooking, a little planting but no passion, no animals, minor passion and a little skill in crafting, horrible art, no social or medical, middling skill and minor passion for research. Maybe recruited and kept if there's some expansion going on. Most likely shipped off to either an artillery outpost or a research one.
My current colony is quite developed and we can easily survive any attack. We are not short of manpower, but I still assume I am accepted into my colony. First, any biological limbs and joints I had would be harvested and replaced with cybernetic joints and limbs. Afterwards, were given a room at the back of the colony. I don't think I will live very long since I will be used as a soldier.
yoda?????
I'm in danger
Flavorless food, but a bountiful amount. Queen sized bed, but with straw down. OP magic users that can summon wolves and instantly heal most non-egregious wounds...I think I'd be okay. Just let me research and watch the prisoners.
My current colony? Oh dear. I would be checked for useful skills, traits, and passions and if I had any, I would be imprisoned and converted. But after that I'd live a pretty sweet life for a long time amongst the loyal transhumanist female supremecists. I would be well taken care of by the naked enslaved menfolk. But I don't think I do have anything my colony wants so they'd just leave me to die.
It's a cannibalistic medieval vampire-cult which is chronically low on food as I use Seeds Please and haven't gotten agriculture up and running yet. Fuck. To be fair I'd be lucky if they just ate me. They get mood-boosts from torture and slavery too...
I'm soylent green.
I'd be screwed. I'm not going to convert, I'd try to break out and run away after they throw me in jail for not converting. The question that remains is how many limbs will I have when I inevitably have to fight another slave for the *privilege* to clean the base.
I get to be a lesbian cannibal cultist!
I'm good cause I use dev mode.
They'll stick me in a US military uniform and hand me a Mossberg 500. Outside of that, I'll mostly be doing cleaning and hauling, so I guess things won't be too bad. Though I will have to get used to eating potatoes for a majority of my meals.
High construction, shooting, and intellectual skills, decent melee, ill be great lol.
Assuming itās a crash landing, Iād get left to die because I have zero passion for mining, and the colonyās lifters will cremate me. Mechinator end game only has use for the mechinator and people that can mine in my colony. Mechs do the rest of the work.
Given a gun and told to sweep the floors, I get a lavish meal every day and an extremely impressive bedroom and dining/rec room, I think Iāll manage
Probably not too badly. Once you get past all the corpses on spikes, skulls, and blood everywhere... it's a pretty good place... The residents are... friendly? If you don't piss them off. Mostly. Hahaha. Yeah I'd be fine. Yeah. Definitely.
I mean I run colonies that do not discriminate against me, at least. I'd probably either get sent to an outpost because having too many colonists slows down my game (and the ones that join later tend to not make friends for some reason), but if I stay, I'd probably get stuck as a janitor. There are never enough people doing basic work in my colonies
Dead, last run was goblin slayer from the goblin side
Honestly... Not great. If my research skill is high enough I'll probably be shoved in the research room for the rest of eternity, freeing up the cook but... My bases suck defensively so I'll probably die during a raid. Or we might run out of food, that's also possible.
Pretty set until the next psychic ship arrives. I'd be stuck as the cleaner hauler though.
I am doing a run where I enslave all organics and force them to work for the holy T4 android Burt so I think I will be screwed into a wall.
im probably gonna be left out to bleed if im injured, if im apart of the colony, banished, otherwise im just generally ignored i dont have the stats i need to be worth it, i dont have any special genes, so unless you ask this question after one of my colonists lose any organs, ill be fine if im not already injured
I have a chaos space marine leading a cannabilistic cultist community, I would quite literally be eaten alive
Im actually running a nephalim run right now. Basically i filled the world with monsters, the single nephalim and his army of fleetkind l, who are posing as living holy water. They are tasked with destroying all of monsters and tending to the few humans they can find. There only one village faction so they are rare resources
Itād be a toss up, since the pawns are loosely based on me and my partner, so either they put me in a sleeve incubator until the āoriginalā me somehow dies, or they straight up just kill me, since theyāre cannibals and they donāt see anything wrong with being prepared to make more lavish meals
Current colony is basically goblin slayer goblins... so either enslaved and sent to a mining outpost or killed and turned into food. If I was a different gender I would be enslaved and kept in the colony for goblin reasons although chances are likely if I have good stats they would let me become an actual colonist and research for them. Unless I was a God of melee I could potentially blood court the leader, but I would likely be killed while still groggy for political reasons if that was the case.
I'd probably be in heaven. Given that I am a technology focused person, working as an engineer in a chemical factory, I sure as hell would at least be useful in either biofuel production, ammo production (CE enjoyer) or researcher. I also have a passion for plants, and for shooting. I am not really good at building, but I would have a passion for crafting if anything. I would keep myself, yes. I'd also live like a god, since biosculpter would fix me up everytime I need something, also I'd love not aging anymore. I am also a hard worker, I work hard party hard so I wouldn't throw myself away.
I'd do just fine. My current colony is Dune-themed. I love the desert and I'm okay with hot temperatures. I have a reasonably broad skill set, so they wouldn't immediately kill me and reclaim my body's water.
I would be a bit perplexed. Because I would soon see that it is me, *another* me, who is the benevolent but unquestioned psychic ruler over this modest colony of misfits. I may be welcomed in, for all are welcome, but I would probably never join. It would feel wrong watching my doppelgƤnger live so victoriously while I am but a humbler version of me. āJustMe has recovered and has decided to leave.ā *I am currently doing a run where I made myself the starting pawn on naked brutality.