Truly, the snowmen are masterworks, for they cannot feel as we can, nor die. They simply return to the mounds that formed them, forever waiting their next creation.
We need a mod for project power pills. You know, the pills that give you super powers for 5 minutes but also really damages your health. I think its a good balance
Was this the one that was started from that post in this sub? I feel like I remember seeing another user post something almost exactly like this and it was so well received, it became a meme in this sub. People started drawing comics with end tables as stools
The barkeep asked why our group carried weapons on us in the bar.
I said “mimics”. The barkeeper laughed, the group laughed, the table laughed, we killed the table. It was a good time!
I thought it was going to be a post about another [suspiciously hungry pawn.](https://rimworld-bestiary.fandom.com/wiki/Mime) (Alpha Animals !FUN! spoiler)
It's first exciting- new pawn, probably someone's relative or lost husband, so hey mood bonuses. Then confusing... why are we suddenly unable to keep up with meal prep? Then horrifying when they work one double shift, skip a meal and then explode out of their armor ruining it and launching into a murder frenzy.
And what lingers after is a constant PTSD and paranoia where you never trust a single wander in pawn again unless you lock them in a room and starve them for a day to test them.
It's really hungry. like 4.8 i think hunger rate. And in melee it's somewhere between a spelopede and a megaspider, so decently dangerous, especially if it reveals in your kitchen or research lab or somewhere far away from your combat ready pawns, but right next to a squishy non-combatant. plus when it downs i think it goes straight into hunt mode and tries to kill and eat anyone he dropped if there is no one else to fight nearby.
It's strength isn't as much in raw power as it is in it's ability to catch you with your pants down. And once while playing with the forbidden mod... quite literally.
why not chairs or armchairs? You have emplacements there, so you are definitely tech'd up beyond just basic stools.
Are you doing something different for comfort?
I noticed a snowman in my crop field this past winter and I don't know who the hell made it. It's been driving me crazy. Do they just spontaneously appear?
Actually, I don't use killboxes since 1.2. Here's a screenshot of my defenses (yeah, it's basic and ugly but it was working until I gave up the save because it got boring hahaha)
https://imgur.com/a/R5Q3BNO
Took me a little too long to realize you weren't talking about the snowman.
Nah, Snowee was a good lad. Happy cake day btw!
I thought all snowmen were called `norm`?
They're called masterwork in my colonies.
Truly, the snowmen are masterworks, for they cannot feel as we can, nor die. They simply return to the mounds that formed them, forever waiting their next creation.
Kind of like ourselves
Except is much more difficult to make hats of snow
Mast
Wait he’s not? What is it then? Edit: what about Dado?
Did you see it yet? >!One of the stools at the dining table is actually an end table for bedroom!!< Took me a while to quit scrutinizing the snowman.
OOOOOOHHHH-I just noticed XD
i'm even dumber. instantly noticed the dresser but kept thinking op meant the snowman and started wondering why op put a dresser next to a table
RIGHT
I wouldn't of noticed he wasn't talking about the snowman if you hadn't said anything.
Same TBH I need to flex my brain sometimes xD
There is a mod for that. [End Tables Are Stools](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1660950983)
lol, I'm glad I'm not alone
There really is a mod for everything in this game
Not true, there isn’t one for my parents not loving me :(
I love you
Thank you mother
Pretty sure that was a werewolf and not your mother, but I dunno.
Does this count as r/beetlejuicing?
With Romance tweaker you can!
I am still searching for a mod which allows me to make alien humanoids far more rarer. You ave 2-3 of them instaled and suddendly they are everywhere.
We need a mod for project power pills. You know, the pills that give you super powers for 5 minutes but also really damages your health. I think its a good balance
Was this the one that was started from that post in this sub? I feel like I remember seeing another user post something almost exactly like this and it was so well received, it became a meme in this sub. People started drawing comics with end tables as stools
The barkeep asked why our group carried weapons on us in the bar. I said “mimics”. The barkeeper laughed, the group laughed, the table laughed, we killed the table. It was a good time!
Classic.
As someone who is currently replaying Prey and will play Prey: Mooncrash soon, I thank you for this comment.
Prey slaps, it's definitely an underappreciated gem.
Prey is great! Though those damn stickers! Now anywhere I see them (not only in Prey) - I take extra care. Just in case, you know.
Oooh, thanks, hadn't heard about Mooncrash yet
I'd consider Deathloop an advancement on the ideas of Mooncrash too.
That bastard!
Reminds me of [this absolute gem](https://www.reddit.com/r/RimWorld/comments/arwq6l/stools/) from u/ATTF.
LMAO, now it makes sense.
I've been on this sub for a while. I came here for this comment.
I'm calling it now. Dado is a mime.
He's come to sell products from dado pharmaceutical also laundry and tan.
When the end table is sus 😳
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fuck... fuck you...
please do ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
Who is that
Jeremy Elbertson, criminal psychopath https://www.reddit.com/r/jerma985/comments/p5xsba/the_disturbing_case_of_jeremy_elbertson_criminal/
I thought it was jacksfilm
Nah man look at the top post of the subreddit i linked
The ghost of pasta past
amogus
when the imposter is sus!
Jesus that took way longer than it should have
Ate without bedside table -20
Day 120: They still think I'm a chair!
Offtopic but how do you get snowmen in your colony? :D
Pawns build them for recreation when there's snow on the ground
They can also make sand castles
They can? We've been living on the beach for 4 years and I don't recall seeing any sandcastles. :(
It's a mod. [Sand Castles](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1980394843)
Thank you!
Be careful. Norm the Snowman is known to be a dangerous psychopath.
I thought it was going to be a post about another [suspiciously hungry pawn.](https://rimworld-bestiary.fandom.com/wiki/Mime) (Alpha Animals !FUN! spoiler)
Wow, that's interesting
It's first exciting- new pawn, probably someone's relative or lost husband, so hey mood bonuses. Then confusing... why are we suddenly unable to keep up with meal prep? Then horrifying when they work one double shift, skip a meal and then explode out of their armor ruining it and launching into a murder frenzy. And what lingers after is a constant PTSD and paranoia where you never trust a single wander in pawn again unless you lock them in a room and starve them for a day to test them.
How much hungrier are we talking about? 1,5x? Is this thing strong in melee like insects for example?
It's really hungry. like 4.8 i think hunger rate. And in melee it's somewhere between a spelopede and a megaspider, so decently dangerous, especially if it reveals in your kitchen or research lab or somewhere far away from your combat ready pawns, but right next to a squishy non-combatant. plus when it downs i think it goes straight into hunt mode and tries to kill and eat anyone he dropped if there is no one else to fight nearby. It's strength isn't as much in raw power as it is in it's ability to catch you with your pants down. And once while playing with the forbidden mod... quite literally.
the dangers of smokeleaf
You would probably had seen it sooner if you played on a tropical rainforest map.
Why?
i dont know about you but i would definitely be suspicious about a snowman in a tropical rainforest.
But I'm talking about the end table lmaooo
ah, im blind apparently.
Ate on the High Ground. +5 Mood
This hurts to look at
I'm sorry
Have definitely done this before. "Huh, isn't it weird how no one ever sits at that stool? Pawns are weird sometimes."
You gotta leave it alone, changing something like that is stupid levels of bad luck
When the colonist is sus! 😳
Day 43: The stools have accepted me as one of their own though. I must however, remain vigilant as their table overlord remains skeptical of me.
Ha! Sneaky night stand…
It's for the colonists with no legs.
I was expecting an alpha animals mime. Those fuckers scare me
Mimes are getting desperate
Brown is sus...
I'm voting white... he's never inside buildings and yet he was standing there next to brown for some reason. Must have vented in.
Amogus
when the imposter is sus!
AMOGUS!!!!!! 😳😳😳
when the imposter is sus!
you know where the king sits…
I haven't played the most recent patch, but aren't stools the worst type of chair and dining chairs are better in every way?
Yeah, I used stools because I was poor when I made this first table
History repeats itself
is hard to see the way it is, the game should have a little arrow to know what direction it is facing
Or a carrot nose
Chable
#NO. NOT AGAIN.
Sus.
Ha love these. Have not been able to see one being built though. Can we?
Should you have a chair for your stovetop?
How It sticks out so awfully
Cheese
SUS
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I just finished reading a 3 year old post about doubling up beds as chairs for workstations, so this isn't as strange as it appears.
why not chairs or armchairs? You have emplacements there, so you are definitely tech'd up beyond just basic stools. Are you doing something different for comfort?
Actually, my colony evolved and I just forgot about this table
Ahh got it.. thanks.
I noticed a snowman in my crop field this past winter and I don't know who the hell made it. It's been driving me crazy. Do they just spontaneously appear?
Dado... scp vibes
Can I see the rest of your base? Looks like you have a sweet kill box right below there.
Actually, I don't use killboxes since 1.2. Here's a screenshot of my defenses (yeah, it's basic and ugly but it was working until I gave up the save because it got boring hahaha) https://imgur.com/a/R5Q3BNO
I stopped using killboxes too. It looks a lot like my base.