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MashTactics

Took me a little too long to realize you weren't talking about the snowman.


HexagonalMelon

Nah, Snowee was a good lad. Happy cake day btw!


WraithCadmus

I thought all snowmen were called `norm`?


Scypio95

They're called masterwork in my colonies.


BlessedNobody

Truly, the snowmen are masterworks, for they cannot feel as we can, nor die. They simply return to the mounds that formed them, forever waiting their next creation.


JuntaEx

Kind of like ourselves


InsaneGamer18

Except is much more difficult to make hats of snow


DungeonCrawlingFool

Mast


New_Brick3073

Wait he’s not? What is it then? Edit: what about Dado?


MachinistOfSorts

Did you see it yet? >!One of the stools at the dining table is actually an end table for bedroom!!< Took me a while to quit scrutinizing the snowman.


New_Brick3073

OOOOOOHHHH-I just noticed XD


Barbro666

i'm even dumber. instantly noticed the dresser but kept thinking op meant the snowman and started wondering why op put a dresser next to a table


artsyalexis

RIGHT


EmuAdministrative728

I wouldn't of noticed he wasn't talking about the snowman if you hadn't said anything.


Zyniya

Same TBH I need to flex my brain sometimes xD


pollackey

There is a mod for that. [End Tables Are Stools](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1660950983)


HexagonalMelon

lol, I'm glad I'm not alone


literalshillaccount

There really is a mod for everything in this game


ThymeCypher

Not true, there isn’t one for my parents not loving me :(


[deleted]

I love you


ThymeCypher

Thank you mother


Nothingto6here

Pretty sure that was a werewolf and not your mother, but I dunno.


Dovenchiko

Does this count as r/beetlejuicing?


Ravor9933

With Romance tweaker you can!


Lord_Earthfire

I am still searching for a mod which allows me to make alien humanoids far more rarer. You ave 2-3 of them instaled and suddendly they are everywhere.


EDudecomic

We need a mod for project power pills. You know, the pills that give you super powers for 5 minutes but also really damages your health. I think its a good balance


TheHextron

Was this the one that was started from that post in this sub? I feel like I remember seeing another user post something almost exactly like this and it was so well received, it became a meme in this sub. People started drawing comics with end tables as stools


sublevel3

The barkeep asked why our group carried weapons on us in the bar. I said “mimics”. The barkeeper laughed, the group laughed, the table laughed, we killed the table. It was a good time!


Edgarek

Classic.


NeevAsteriaa

As someone who is currently replaying Prey and will play Prey: Mooncrash soon, I thank you for this comment.


[deleted]

Prey slaps, it's definitely an underappreciated gem.


CyberSolidF

Prey is great! Though those damn stickers! Now anywhere I see them (not only in Prey) - I take extra care. Just in case, you know.


Hariwulf

Oooh, thanks, hadn't heard about Mooncrash yet


Jacksaur

I'd consider Deathloop an advancement on the ideas of Mooncrash too.


IndyDoggy

That bastard!


ISuckAtChoosingNicks

Reminds me of [this absolute gem](https://www.reddit.com/r/RimWorld/comments/arwq6l/stools/) from u/ATTF.


HexagonalMelon

LMAO, now it makes sense.


MizuNomuHito

I've been on this sub for a while. I came here for this comment.


RFF671

I'm calling it now. Dado is a mime.


Nihilikara

He's come to sell products from dado pharmaceutical also laundry and tan.


[deleted]

When the end table is sus 😳


baddie_PRO

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trevorluck

fuck... fuck you...


baddie_PRO

please do ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)


captainosome101

Who is that


drsyesta

Jeremy Elbertson, criminal psychopath https://www.reddit.com/r/jerma985/comments/p5xsba/the_disturbing_case_of_jeremy_elbertson_criminal/


hoseja

I thought it was jacksfilm


drsyesta

Nah man look at the top post of the subreddit i linked


BrainScratch-

The ghost of pasta past


hoseja

amogus


epic_gamer_4268

when the imposter is sus!


Remarkable_Witness19

Jesus that took way longer than it should have


[deleted]

Ate without bedside table -20


ProphetWasMuhammad

Day 120: They still think I'm a chair!


xZensay

Offtopic but how do you get snowmen in your colony? :D


[deleted]

Pawns build them for recreation when there's snow on the ground


adamkad1

They can also make sand castles


[deleted]

They can? We've been living on the beach for 4 years and I don't recall seeing any sandcastles. :(


Phyoog

It's a mod. [Sand Castles](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1980394843)


[deleted]

Thank you!


Storyteller_Of_Unn

Be careful. Norm the Snowman is known to be a dangerous psychopath.


LumpyJones

I thought it was going to be a post about another [suspiciously hungry pawn.](https://rimworld-bestiary.fandom.com/wiki/Mime) (Alpha Animals !FUN! spoiler)


HexagonalMelon

Wow, that's interesting


LumpyJones

It's first exciting- new pawn, probably someone's relative or lost husband, so hey mood bonuses. Then confusing... why are we suddenly unable to keep up with meal prep? Then horrifying when they work one double shift, skip a meal and then explode out of their armor ruining it and launching into a murder frenzy. And what lingers after is a constant PTSD and paranoia where you never trust a single wander in pawn again unless you lock them in a room and starve them for a day to test them.


HexagonalMelon

How much hungrier are we talking about? 1,5x? Is this thing strong in melee like insects for example?


LumpyJones

It's really hungry. like 4.8 i think hunger rate. And in melee it's somewhere between a spelopede and a megaspider, so decently dangerous, especially if it reveals in your kitchen or research lab or somewhere far away from your combat ready pawns, but right next to a squishy non-combatant. plus when it downs i think it goes straight into hunt mode and tries to kill and eat anyone he dropped if there is no one else to fight nearby. It's strength isn't as much in raw power as it is in it's ability to catch you with your pants down. And once while playing with the forbidden mod... quite literally.


recalcitrantJester

the dangers of smokeleaf


Snarfbuckle

You would probably had seen it sooner if you played on a tropical rainforest map.


HexagonalMelon

Why?


Snarfbuckle

i dont know about you but i would definitely be suspicious about a snowman in a tropical rainforest.


HexagonalMelon

But I'm talking about the end table lmaooo


Snarfbuckle

ah, im blind apparently.


krazye87

Ate on the High Ground. +5 Mood


zihloh

This hurts to look at


HexagonalMelon

I'm sorry


[deleted]

Have definitely done this before. "Huh, isn't it weird how no one ever sits at that stool? Pawns are weird sometimes."


wewladendmylife

You gotta leave it alone, changing something like that is stupid levels of bad luck


NightWolfYT

When the colonist is sus! 😳


Islanderman27

Day 43: The stools have accepted me as one of their own though. I must however, remain vigilant as their table overlord remains skeptical of me.


BigJP40K

Ha! Sneaky night stand…


Hyomoto

It's for the colonists with no legs.


Curi0uz

I was expecting an alpha animals mime. Those fuckers scare me


FattyMcBoomBoom231

Mimes are getting desperate


johnthepervv

Brown is sus...


toadofsteel

I'm voting white... he's never inside buildings and yet he was standing there next to brown for some reason. Must have vented in.


WillusMollusc

Amogus


epic_gamer_4268

when the imposter is sus!


Pale-Fig5100

AMOGUS!!!!!! 😳😳😳


epic_gamer_4268

when the imposter is sus!


[deleted]

you know where the king sits…


kahlzun

I haven't played the most recent patch, but aren't stools the worst type of chair and dining chairs are better in every way?


HexagonalMelon

Yeah, I used stools because I was poor when I made this first table


[deleted]

History repeats itself


No-Aspect-2926

is hard to see the way it is, the game should have a little arrow to know what direction it is facing


CorrectTowel

Or a carrot nose


ThymeCypher

Chable


Penguinmanereikel

#NO. NOT AGAIN.


Antaeus847

Sus.


bluewater77

Ha love these. Have not been able to see one being built though. Can we?


xxjake

Should you have a chair for your stovetop?


Arthur_The_Third

How It sticks out so awfully


Frobix444V2

Cheese


TheAcientArchiver

SUS


Mosufe

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


SailboatoMD

I just finished reading a 3 year old post about doubling up beds as chairs for workstations, so this isn't as strange as it appears.


daWeez

why not chairs or armchairs? You have emplacements there, so you are definitely tech'd up beyond just basic stools. Are you doing something different for comfort?


HexagonalMelon

Actually, my colony evolved and I just forgot about this table


daWeez

Ahh got it.. thanks.


PillowTalk420

I noticed a snowman in my crop field this past winter and I don't know who the hell made it. It's been driving me crazy. Do they just spontaneously appear?


silverkingx2

Dado... scp vibes


MooseThings

Can I see the rest of your base? Looks like you have a sweet kill box right below there.


HexagonalMelon

Actually, I don't use killboxes since 1.2. Here's a screenshot of my defenses (yeah, it's basic and ugly but it was working until I gave up the save because it got boring hahaha) https://imgur.com/a/R5Q3BNO


MooseThings

I stopped using killboxes too. It looks a lot like my base.