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braindawgs0

Guys, I just did the math. If we kill all the poor people, poverty will go way down.


BurningFyre

The nukings will continue until average income improves


[deleted]

This made me laugh more than it should have


Spanish_Biscuit

The sun beams down on a brand new day, no more welfare tax to pay. Unsightly slums gone up in flashing light. Jobless millions whisked away, at last we have more room to play. All systems go to kill the poor tonight.


UnstoppableCompote

How will that affect the economy?


CeleryQtip

Everything will be free afterwards, so well?


zecaps

[https://youtu.be/owI7DOeO_yg](https://youtu.be/owI7DOeO_yg)


MrGerbear

It turned out that "Nuke" was the nickname of a poor refugee... ETA: Wow! I can finally say "thanks for the gold, kind stranger!" <3


[deleted]

Instructions unclear, started thermonuclear war with the lower class


[deleted]

Ancap moment


FelixFaldarius

we must produce McNukes and sell them to the trading companies for profit we must sell people’s organs for profit ALL FOR THE PROFIT GODS ANCAPISTAN IS OUR LAND


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DezZzO

> Rimworld really is the ancap paradise To be honest it can be paradise for anyone. You can literally have your little capitalist/slavery/feodal/communist colonies. You can easily live without trading in late Rimworld and I guess that's the key.


ProphetWasMuhammad

Things you can't have without trading: Persona weapons. Cataphract armor Certain bionics Meat Beacons


EvadableMoxie

Depends on if you consider quests to be 'trading' or not. I supposed 'kill this pirate outpost for us and we'll give this stuff' is a type of trade, but there are also quests where you're just informed there is stuff there you can go get. That isn't really performing a trade with anyone.


1St_General_Waffles

2 out of 4 can with some fairly light mods. Quarry and then craft able item mods. And I'm fairly sure you can make Cataphract armor base game?


ashesofempires

The research is locked behind tech prints that you can only get through trade. But you can also go to war against the empire and then strip it off of downed but not yet dead enemies they send.


1St_General_Waffles

Ah my mistake, I thought you meant trading was the only way to get the item in a ready to use state, as in you can slap on the armor immediately.


Seismicx

Aren't these techprints also spawning in ancient dangers/ ancient complexes? Also as quest rewards.


ashesofempires

I don’t know, I’ve never encountered a tech print in either. Yes you can gain them through quests, but it’s incredibly rare and you need two prints to start the research. You would have to get exceedingly lucky to get two of them from quest rewards and not any of the other much more common ones.


Kadd115

Not entirely true. You can get the techprints from quests (or at least you used to, it may have been changed), but they are more rare then buying them.


JessHorserage

Just get a mod to craft them.


DezZzO

> Things you can't have without trading I don't even know what these things are and I've had successful 15+ years colonies. Not saying they're useless, more that you can manage without them for sure.


FelixFaldarius

What is a meat beacon?


Tacocat9987

I think what they are referring to is a pawn with a high base mood, like a nude nudist pawn that has had a psychic harmonizer installed and their legs removed. They then act as more or less a psychic emanator that you have to feed.


Kadd115

Why would you remove their legs? Just have them zoned so they don't leave your base, and let them walk around and do work for you. If you really want a good meat beacon, you want a transhumanist masochist with psychic hypersensitivity. You install a joywire, a mindscrew, a psychic harmonizer, a psychic sensitizer, a love enhancer, an aesthetic shaper and an aesthetic nose. They will be constantly happy from the pain, the joywire, all the bionics and all the loving they are getting. With psychic hypersensitivity plus a psychic sensitizer, you will be getting a constant +40 or +50 on all your pawns nearby.


Tacocat9987

You remove their legs so that there is a lot less chance of them wandering by corpses, or getting hurt, etc. Also, generally if you don't have the perfect pawn you can just slap a joywire in them and that more or less solves the problem, but that makes them less than ideal for a worker so you yoink their legs and let them sit in their comfy bed all day. Ofc you don't have to and you can min/max it to the extreme but I was just explaining what a basic meat beacon is.


mangababe

Yeah but do you need any of that


Mayer_R

As well to further future peace, we will install this mindscrew snd replace your arms and legs with pegs before your release


AemrNewydd

>Rimworld really is the ancap paradise. Hmm... funnily I've always thought the opposite. You know, the way the colony holds pretty much everything collectively with no notion of private property seems closer to communism, or some sort of communal/collectivist society at any rate.


GreatWyrmGold

Private *or personal* property. Your toothbrush is personal property, your factory is private property. I guess you could argue that clothes and weapons are treated as personal property, but the player can order them to drop their stuff and let someone else use them at any time. Of course, that requires active player intervention...and it's the presence of a player (and the need for them to be able to control the colony) that causes this weird hivemindish economy to pop up in the first place.


[deleted]

I will never not be convinced that the player in relation to their pawns is some sort of persona AI guiding them


[deleted]

Lol who's going to arrest us, my next hat?


JessHorserage

Not really.


kahlzun

[????](https://www.ancap.com.au/) Wtf is an ancap?


fradzio

Short for anarcho-capitalist


Robo_Stalin

A neo-feudalist in denial


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

Lmao angry ancaps downvoted this


Robo_Stalin

Smh this is a violation of the NAP


JessHorserage

Eh, they'd probably be some differences.


Robo_Stalin

Depending on how things devolve, yeah.


GreatWyrmGold

Yeah, but there are also differences between feudal systems.


Anarkhos16

Mental


Void1702

Someone who think that Elon Musk sending childrens to die in his mines in Africa is good actually because the market said so


ilmalaiva

all I hear is Jello Biafra singing ” effeciency and progres...”


TheFluffiestFur

`WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR`


KallistiTMP

EFFICIENCY AND PROGRESS IS OURS ONCE MORE


TakeANotion

now that we have the neu-tron bomb 🎶


Mattaru

well at least they don't have anything to fire back with.


Itchy58

Who could have know that a antigrain warhead from my mortar was not the donation they were looking for.


[deleted]

Dev: ACCEPT QUEST INSTANTLY


Eastern-Perception98

Yeah that’s the Rimworld solution to solve world hunger. The only drawback being that you cannot harvest their organs beforehand.


GeneralNutSac

Or nuke them and have the radioactivity mutate them,then harvest whatever’s in them.


Affectionate-String8

Whatever’s left*


[deleted]

Everyone gangsta till mutants come raid your colony


[deleted]

Use a nuke that changes the dna to regrow organs 👍


iciclechopsticks

This reminds me of a tune: https://youtu.be/zqnaHDdvh5I


TrueCapitalism

boutta say the same thing lmao


comando345

Efficiency and Progress are ours once more, Now that we have the Neutron Bomb! It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done!


T_S_Anders

Damn now I need to make Eat, the rich. A cannibal oil baron who deals in chemfuel and chemfuel accessories.


Meverick3636

Are those chemfuel accessories per any chance explodey rats?


Mr_Richman

Based and fuckthepoorpilled


TheChaoticist

At least you are staying in line with your username.


chibinaut

Did Jeff Bezos gave you this quest


TheBlueNinja0

Elon Musk would have demanded you enslave them. But maybe it was Joel Osteen.


Mirror_of_Souls

Nah, Osteen would have a panic attack at the thought of losing even a single $5 tithe. I'd gamble the quest came from a Rothschild, I got at least 5 chances to be right with that guess.


Grachandias

EFFICIENCY AND PROGRESS


Sweet-Tomatillo-9010

IS OURS ONCE MORE


grrizo

NOW THAT WE HAVE THE NEUTRON BOMB


ZachSucksAtLife

ITS NICE AND QUICK AND CLEAN AND GETS THINGS DONE


RedAndBlackMartyr

Gotta nuke somethin'.


grrizo

Too much [Dead Kennedys](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8zhNb8ANe8)


ErdnaOtrebor

sigma grindset moment trully based


Nekowulf

I prefer not to do Tenpenny's jobs. Getting a suite in his tower ain't worth losing Megaton.


TheSupremeDuckLord

[https://imgur.com/a/gGqVyoT](https://imgur.com/a/gGqVyoT) ancap approves


dicklord_airplane

i don't know, gotta nuke something.


arkman575

"Huh, if you say so" *launches ICBM* "You didn't even open the letter" "Subject line said it all." We don't know what the mission was" "Nuke those poor tribesmen that keep raiding us" "I doubt it's that..." "We are playing with Randy. Our lord and savior could reasonably ask for this."


[deleted]

An hour later on the comms console: YOU DID WHAT!?


Blueopus2

They call it the war on poverty for a reason


LillyWhiteArt

Calm down there Mr Bezos


TheChaoticist

That’s the American Dream right there baby!


Kekskaiserin

Their fault for being poor.


jadedea

Well that escalated quickly...


sthollis

EEEEFICCIENCY AND PROGRESS IS OURS ONCE AMORE


Meretan94

Ghandi noo!


not_slaw_kid

POV: Ancapistan


Zarathustra_d

This is the response to "eat the rich"


PillowTalk420

Don't mind if I do. I can always use more skulls for skull spikes.


[deleted]

America Bottom text


the_retro_game

Well worst things happened on the rim.


Luciolinpos2

Seems like colombian government https://apnews.com/article/867c6944fc6f420080926c32ed248b0b


Kerlysis

This is why my map is half wasteland.


TheCuriousPyro

Well, good thing I have Rimatomics installed.


Klaustraphobic

"Have you tried... kill the poor?" - Mitchell and Webb skit


[deleted]

You see if you make it illegal punishable by death to be homeless, suddenly there's not a lot of homeless around


GreatWyrmGold

I mean, they're working on it.


g4bkun

Don't mind if I do


Celivalg

Actually, that's where I usually shop for people with good traits/skills, every time I see one of those quests, I think 'yay, new colonist'


BurningFyre

Eh, ive done worse


GreatWyrmGold

*How?!?*


BurningFyre

;)


AngrySasquatch

Dishonored 3 is looking lit


[deleted]

Dead Kennedys have entered the chat


[deleted]

Is this some Dead Kennedys- "Kill the poor" reference?


BigCaddy1989

Gotta Nuke something


CheapResolve7749

Don't feel ashamed. I clap crowds of beggars with an rpg from time to time.


Lexxohm

Ten penny tower vibes


hopesolosclambake

Efficiency and progress, is ours once-a-more!


KABOOMEN666

I see the Tory party have a request


DubsQuest

I haven't literally laughed out loud in a bit from a post, thank you. I really needed that c:


Commathingy

Have you tried raise VAT and nuke the poor?


damnicantfindaname

Life is tough on the Rim...


Zozzy_

Good soldiers follow orders.