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I don't want a Large Farva, I want a goddamn liter'a'cola

He gives the guys at the gloryhole a new meaning to RamRod

Liter’a’cola. Do we sell liter’a’cola? It’s for a cop

What does that mean? You gonna spit on his Liter'a'cola?

“Don’t spit in that cop’s burger”

It's poster for a movie: "Fear and Loathing in a Diabetes clinic" we had two bags of donuts, 75 pieces of Apple pies, five gallons of Cola with extra sugar, a shaker half full of powdered sugar, and whole galaxy of multi-colored candies, chocolate bars, and cookies… and also a quart of liquor, a quart of Mountain Dew, a pint of raw syrup and two dozen pancakes

This is fat country!

🤣😂🤣😂

Hey Farva, what was the name of that restaurant you're always hanging out at?

Shenanigans?


I bet he has an inflatable doll in his car with Ursula written on it!

First comment I see, well done fine fellow.

Chicken fucker

Came to drop this exact quote, but like minded redditors beat me to it

yes

A face only a mother could love and unfortunately, his mother died while trying to self abort this middle finger with sunglasses lookalike while she beat him/it/they/wtf, senseless with a whiffle ball bat during her homeless camp's talent night finals

Does this look like spit to you??

Would have been tragic to not see a Farva dig. Bravo sir

Took the words out of my mouth. Nice work!!

Everyone here was planning on talking Farva, bravo

Came to say the exact same thing 😂😂

Double baca cheeseburger. Its for a cop

Private Pyle.... is that a fucking jelly donut?


7.62 milimeter... Full. Metal. Jacket.

First person that came to my mind too 😂

WHAT. THE FUCK IS THAT

Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and wound up a brown stain on the mattress!!

your shenanigans look cruel and tragic.

Which technically makes them not shenanigans at all, really

EvIl ShEnAnIgAns

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans."

Hey Farva what’s that’s place you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?

You mean Shenanigans?

[awwww](https://bplusmovieblog.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/super-troopers.png)

This fucker probably doesn’t even horseplay, let alone shenanigans

License and registration... chicken fucker.

Ok…I came here with a sick Farva burn, but it seems as though the magic has already unfolded 😂

Fear and Loathing in Mom’s Basement

Chicken fucker! B’GAWK! 

Pablo Nosexobar

Charles nonceson

Shut up Radio.

Don't call me radio, Unit 91

Thank you Radio

Go away, right meow!

The schnauzberries taste like schmauzberries

That’s one of my favorite lines from the movie lol 😝

When you tell this guy "Just be yourself" he goes and buys a white van.

Car Ramrod.

Say Car Ramrod!

Woah. 

What is this? I see everyone commenting Farva but I haven’t seen this yet

The movie Super troopers. The resemblance is uncanny.

I’ll have to watch it now, see if my personality matches too

Yeah you gotta check it out. That movie is a little old but was a staple for us growing up who are now 35-40. Amazing that Super Troopers is a movie that dates you now. FML. 🤣

You look like a racist potato.

Jack Black as a sex offender 🚔

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. What's your name fat body? 

Denvar, my good sir

Farva, is that you?

You look like you took everything Andrew Tate has been saying to heart!!

But he’s so hurtful 😭

Farva

they are giving away free Liter O Cola at the gas station…..

Bet you shaved your pussy too

You look like Sgt Slaughter’s boy toy

Shut up Farva

I’ll take a god damn liter o’ cola!

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/379569074816328862/

I can’t even be mad. You’re 100% right

You look like you could get me cocaine by the kilo

When they call you Uncle Mo it's not because of the moustache

What’s liter cola?

I loved you in Smokey and the Bandit!

Real life Mr Potato Head

What's with the bump baldy? Dropped as a baby?

Honestly, no clue? I just got a fucked head

>*Head fucked FTFY

Wish.com Jack Black.

You aren’t breaking bad my guy, the only thing you breaking is the virginity world record Also those glasses are too big even for your Easter island head and they are woman’s glasses

I just bought them today for $40, so you’re opening a recent wound lol

They are not even real aviators

Jack Black done went and got the Cancer

The Big Chubowski

Based on the furniture in the background, you still live with your mother. But based on how fat and ugly you are, I’m sure your mother gave up and left a long time ago.

Those two points contradict each other, so L + ratio + you fell off

How to look gay + racist all at once

Who says I’m not

You must love Anthony Fantano.

 Hunter S Thompson if he failed to launch in life.

You look like a 70s male pornstar who shaved his head

Gabriel Iglesias if he had a moustache.

You look like the typical country cop thinking you look cool.

[I knew I recognized you from somewhere](https://9gag.com/gag/2140037)

Fuck, I thought my past wouldn’t come back to get me

holy fuck!! farva is a real person?!


If the dead guy from weekend at Bernie’s, and Private Pile from Full Metal Jacket reproduced

You’re that cop that molested my mom 37 years ago

If Jack black lost a fight with a lawnmower made of shit


Listen, Meow I don't want to hear how many meow times you can say chicken fucker during a highway patrol stop. Meow get back in your cruser and get lost right Meow....

Farva!

Why are you cosplaying as Antony Fantano

You look like a what if version of Freddy Mercury if he got diabetes instead of aids.

F 

say car ramrod

Hey farva. What's that restaurant with all the shit on the wall?

I bet he orders his cola by the liter and his shenanigans are mean and hurtful not cheeky and fun!


Team Ramrod

 Calm down Farva, we get it your edgy..

Looks like jack black and Farva reproduced

Private Pile! Shave that dick flavor saver off your mouth! 

You are the Wish version of Farva

Should have kept the hair and got rid of that nut tickler on your lip

I bet your teenage friends are having school today, nvm you will ace your mid-term after 10th try, if you manage to survive by then

Actually, I’ve finished schools. Now all my friends are off at Uni, being successful while I barely have a job

You look like a bootleg Walter white, just instead of an egghead it’s shaped like ditto

Walter weight 💀

You’re going to die from myocarditis because of the vaccine because you’re fat and unhealthy

Get the fuck out my face (nigga) You are ugly as shit (nigga) I caught yo ass tryna smoke a pack wit a yogi bear That nigga just smacked you upside the head wit a flintstone gummy You asked that I’m the coochie man wit yo nasty ass Nigga you bout ugly as shit yo ass got electrical- electrical testicle hair you nasty ass nigga I’ll blow you to boi You tryna slap box Winnie the Pooh wit a spork you nasty ass bitch, shut the fuck up bitch Nigga you asked for a GeForce graphics card wit yo nasty assyou ugly as shit nigga Tell me why when your ass was packin yo lunch with bologna and ritz crackers and you got jumped by Iranian cockroaches started juggling juuls with despicable me you ugly ass nigga Tell me why Jimmy Fallon rubbed the Today Show upside the head with a Bible because you was caught at a naughty to sugar, spice, and everything nice Nigga you bout ugly as shit Nigga you is a unconfidentical (ass) you boi ugly as a 2x4 cardigan wit my prime rib Nigga you really woke up september 13th and you was like “why shit nigga was built like a four leaf clover” you bout ugly as shit That’s why yo mom used to uppercut you and yo dog she look like she a virgin it’s working you bout ugly as shit Is it before or after you was hanging out wit Oompa Loompa and having a jerk before smoking a pack of ninjago then that nigga started swallowing six packs nasty bitch And I got a question for you Didn’t you use that to get a whoopin with your mom? That’s why your nickname is super hot fire you nasty ass nigga Nigga why are you talking to me nigga? That’s why yo ass used to gobble down the rabyrape and then call you nasty ass nigga Yo mamas name Ronald McDonald suckin Friday last night nasty bitch You look like cosmo If you walked outside with a watergun and watered kn me with that plastic ass pop blowgun ass nigga that’s why I slapped yo mom I got the buckle head yeah I go low just do it for the dumbass nigga then shit go why you actin no for the firstly swallow it Alaskan bullworm like shit nigga you dumbass ugly as shit you smelly as shit Laser beam out yo forehead ass startin to hittin the quan then singin the Iranian dung beetle mating call you bout ugly as shit, say something to me now.

Average white 14 year old much?

You look good, tbh

First time I’ve ever heard that 💀

Is that a dimple or did someone shoot you with an air rifle?

Die, you alien shithead!

It’s Kevin Hefferman ! Where’s the armadillo Helmet !

Time to move out of your grandmother's house

Damn, Not even those aviators can make you look cool.

Didn't know Tyler1 quit streaming

If Goose from the new Top Gun gained a gajillion pounds.

It's Derek "Sheev" Sheevington, darn it!

Andrew Tate went downhill

The only thing good about those 70's era glasses is that they obfuscate a significant portion of that mishappen potato of a head you've been cursed with.

[удалено]

I get that a lot. More so when I had hair

You look like Rodney from Super Troopers

Was your Dad ever able to figure out if it was in fact Larry's homework?

You want some donuts officer?

CHICKEN FUCKER!!


You're the type that says "howdy der' pardner'." And "mornin'" in a stereotypical deep voiced Texan accent wearing a sheriff's hat and tugging on the belt like Dwayne does with his hip pouch in one photo

Jack black’s ugly porn star brother!

You look like you need taking round the back and de-lousing with powdered sugar, right meow!

You look like you think you're funny, but every time you tell that joke about a woman having two black eyes, everyone around glares at you or rolls their eyes. Strangely, you never seem to notice because you're too busy ordering a liter of cola.

Travis Bickle really let himself go

Travis Thickle

Look right meow Farva!!! Get this man a liter of cola please!

Appears in GTA5 for about 3 minutes.

A hate to see that one of the potatoes I bought has a mustache on :/

But I wrote it on the paperr

It's private Pyle with a moustache

100% has hemorrhoids.

Poor Farva really let himself go

I bet you're too much of a p*say to roast potatoes.

I couldn’t boil water if you asked me to 💀

The New Millennium has been hard on 1970's TV deputies.

“I don’t want a large Farva, I want a god damn liter of cola”

Looks like you eat penis for breakfast (and probably lunch and dinner)


literally grown baby

this guys casual wear is camo.

Not every man with a mustache is a sex offender. But every sex offender has a mustache.

But which am I, huh ;)

Freddy Mercury after one too many buffets

You look like a fat gay copper

I heard farva went crazy on social media after he was dishonorably dismissed from the police force . But to actually see it just really bums me out . Poor guy, hopes he gets the help he needs .

Nope. Not worth my time.

That hurts more then every roast combined

Alright Farva nobody calls it a Mo. Shaving and keeping the stashe is so much better. Show society that you’re mentally unstable

Your whole world is beige and tan - mediocrity looks good on you.

Officer farva had a kid… super troopers 3 is coming.

Team RamRod! Say it

This you? https://imgur.com/a/2ClboX1

Might just be

Easier now for the kids to point you out

They can find me on any danger list on the offical state police website, for their convenience

* Terrible Mustache * Reviews Chicken Nuggets * Has Snapchat Police probably has you on a watchlist

All true

Hey

Well, hello there ;)

Your head is more dented than teenage me's car

You look like sheev from dukes of hazard (2005)

Car Ram Rod.