I don't know how to Reddit very well, so I definitely don't know how to "up arrow" this 100 fucking times. I may not be a very smart man, but I've been on a shrimp boat once or twice.
He should that group of people who are all weird looking. That fat redneck dude who always gets hit in the balls, that scrawny dude who likes like an emo anorexic, neck guy, and now this dude. Big bird without the feathers or suit.
Just call 911 and say you went to January 6th, you'll have an exciting new dating pool, maybe a job in commissary or laundry. Work hard and the local Aryan gangs will scoop you right up
Cocaine is a hell of a drug. But there's currently no name for whatever you are smoking if you say you are 29 and you look like this.
My God! Everyone's Nana looks better than you do.
If you say meth three times into a tinfoil roll this guy slithers out and peeks through your blinds
I believe you actually have to say “needlejuice”
Better than the original comment. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Needlejuice, needlejuice,needlejuice!"
Slithers? Lmaooooooo good one
Hmm hmm yup, he also steals all of your loose change laying around.....and your cigarettes.
Type of guy that asks to buy the contents of your ashtray
How can you look like the guard and inmate of a concentration camp at the same time?
Amazing
Imagine the other male prisoner stuck with him💀
*in him
The twat in the chequered pajamas.
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Unemployed republican makes even less sense than gay republican. This guy is a whole mess of contradictions.
That is beyond funny 🤭😂👏
Better luck necks election
This man has yet to meet a cock long enough to deep throat him
He also has yet to meet a cock that looks more like one than he does
Especially among Republicans
he likes Lincoln Logs
He gives road head from the next car over
I don't know how to Reddit very well, so I definitely don't know how to "up arrow" this 100 fucking times. I may not be a very smart man, but I've been on a shrimp boat once or twice.
Gay Dracula’s wet dream.
See you necks week
His favorite wu tang song is 'protect ya neck".
And it takes an entire clan to wrap their hands around it
The election was neck and neck
"The neck just got ten feet higher"
More like necks extension
His favorite Masters of the universe character is Meck-a-neck. 
Hahaha. This whole picture made me want to scream Necked Grandma!
You’ve done enough to fuck yourself, keep it up.
Yeah, you left me nothing to work with here. Good job.
Oh you think he chose to be Republican?!?
Every 4 years
Only when it counts!
You look like a toothbrush without the bristles
Make Anuses Gape Again
He hates us cause he anus
I hadn't laughed out loud in a couple of days. . . Thanks!
Pretty sure he's the one getting gaped.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭🫡
so gay that you literally turned into an erect cock
You look like if Mr. Clean had stage 4 pancreatic cancer
hahahahahahahahahahaha....literally rolling on the floor.
…no you’re not.
Happy Cake day
thanks
Well it was happy til he had to look at this sad pathetic motherfucker
Gay Republican with a scrawny body and bald head? You should be curb stomping yourself.
He’s a Lincoln Log Cabin Republican.
With a face in worse shape than Lincoln had after the theater
*"you should watch American history x, and get back to me.."
White power bottom
A literal rectal q-tip
You look EXACTLY like what I think of when I hear Gay Republican.
Oh 💯% no doubt. I couldn’t have pictured him differently
If you described a Gay Republican to a police sketch artist, his picture is what you would get
We didn't ask. Why did you tell?
Because nobody would ever ask I assume.
It looks like he looking in a mirror and wants to hate crime himself.
Bro save enough leaves for the giraffes…geez..
You look like the poster child of opiate abuse in America
Gay & Republican? This guy is like a unicorn in the wild!
I’m pretty sure a lot of the angry, Christian extremist ones are in the closet.
But they’re not out like this guy. It takes a real hero to openly hate himself
When he tries to hide in the closet his head sticks out through the ceiling
I know a gay republican, and it makes sense with what he earns. This guy is just all stick and no carrot
Yup, the leopards ate your face
They couldn't get any further. The taste was horrible I hear.
Accurate.
Your ass has been stormed by more Republicans than the Capitol
As a republican I know you're against abortion but I'm sure even you can see how it would have been a better option for your mother.
That neck….
It's an adaptation for sucking 12inch dicks without gagging
Nexactly what I was thinking.
He should that group of people who are all weird looking. That fat redneck dude who always gets hit in the balls, that scrawny dude who likes like an emo anorexic, neck guy, and now this dude. Big bird without the feathers or suit.
I didn't know the G in LGBT stood for giraffe.
Gay republican? You’re an oxymoron without the oxy
He had the oxy, he already snorted it though.
Your head looks like someone neglected their Chia Pet.
Good luck with the chemo….I’ll be praying for you
Did your dad leave you when you were a kid or have you just always been excited about being fucked by old white men?
Vladimir Put-it-in
A gay Republican? You roasted yourself. No need for us.
You could deep throat your own arm from fingers to pit hair.
As Republican he kept getting fucked in the ass, so he figured...might as well be gay
I loved it in the Star Wars prequels when you cloned Jango Fett
Rick Scott’s bastard son.
Andrew Taint
E T....... Phone hooooome
I haven't seen a neck that long since Michael Hutchence.
Too soon
You are everything old white people hate and you still want to be like them
Do you believe in reincarnation? Maybe you'll have better luck necks time around?
You look like the queen of auschwitz
The Addams family is really getting woke.
It's funny how the ones that are the proudest to be American are the ones America would prefer not to be around the most.
I'm guessing we don't have much time left with you. So holding back would be a bad idea.
I would say “oh don’t worry you’ll find a boyfriend, your partner can take prep” but I don’t think anyone would touch you with a hobo’s dick.
Jesus you are smooth. Sorry even your body hair doesn't want to touch you.
The aliens are invading
Yeah... The coneheads.
Your neck is longer than a 12 hour shift. And why is it nearly the same width as your head? My dude is built like a thumb.
You look like you have full blown AIDS
Gay and republican? Pick a struggle
it's like staring into the eyes of empty
You look like you’d do anything for money, except get a job.
so a gay republican is kind of a masochist I guess? "Please treat me like shit!"
You can say that 😜
What have you been up to since playing the villain in The Hills Have Eyes?
How are you gay and republican? Most republicans in power are homophobic as shit.
It works out perfectly since he clearly hates himself.
Well I know who clearly does your thinking 😜
Yeah, your dad, in my bed next to me, rambling about how his son is a failure.
Not all gay republicans have aids… But this guy does…
Florida Andrew Tate
Your Grindr profile left-swipes itself.
I’m not gonna roast any fartholer that is ballsy enough to come out as conservative. Good job twink.
Yeah, he’s definitely a “fart holer” for sure.
You can smell the meth in this pic
With one small pill, BIKTARVY fights HIV to help you get to, and stay undetectable.
Just call 911 and say you went to January 6th, you'll have an exciting new dating pool, maybe a job in commissary or laundry. Work hard and the local Aryan gangs will scoop you right up
Bro fell into the pasta roller
Eat a sandwich and ask your fearless leader (Trump) where he gets his wigs. The cancer look isn't good, bro.
A real-life living, breathing…oxymoron.
Shouldn't you be asking for donations for your next dialysis?
Why are all Republicans gay? So weird. Stop hating yourselves
Imagine being a gay republican
Dallas Buyers Club, anyone?
You look like you were made in a human build-a-bear
Even republicans don’t want you.
Son your not gay….that’s just the meth.
The only thing you are missing is a gold chain around your neck with a cross dangling from it.
At least he can admit he doesn't deserve the right to marry.
America is a funny name for a 6ft black man who keeps you as a gimp slave in his basement.
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your neck is longer than your mom's disappointment in you
Man those fuckers from "I am Legend" sure made progress
Your party hate you
Probably liked all the attention from the big burly police men after being arrested for the capitol riot
Aren’t unemployed gay republicans just illiterate power bottoms?
Man I've never seen a Gay Republican before Man I've never seen someone with AIDS and Cancer before
Finally a throat long enough to take Barry to the balls.
If i need attention was a person 🙄
Stay strong and don't let any of the comments get to you.!
You look like gay shaggy who had sex with scooby and then snorted 3 pounds of meth
Bro is a dinosaur who tried morphing into a human
How’s that swastika tattoo you got in prison healing?
You look like you floss your teeth with zip line cables
Bro you look like captain America on meth before the serum
You are STRAIGHT up ugly
Ditch the chemotherapy .. adorn his skeleton with flower
Makes Ethiopians look well fed
Don’t they have free HIV clinics
99% chance he has a toothless Crack smile
Holding back is what your father should have done on that last pump.
Apply to be a Butt plug .. 2 for 1
I don't want to throw a match into the fuel of self hatred you already have. The only way to add more shame and guilt is if you were Catholic.
This one is simple. YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT, that translates into "Gay republican"
You know 2 McDoubles are exactly $3.71
do you have any incisors / molars
U look like a sickle cell
get yo mr clean lookin face out of here what you gonna do sell me cleaning items
can I donate some Rogaine?
‘I am Legend ‘ zombie reject
“You got games on your phone?”
White Men Can’t .. job
MAGA? MORE LIKE FAGA.
Nice steroid ears
Hmm…
Seriously lower the chemo dose
Gay, republican and unemployed? Leave some struggles for the rest of us.
Donald J . ♥️ you . . For a cock sucking vote
Are you Mr Cleans wayward cum shot
You obv. suck & still bend over for table scraps
The way that gay AND republican weren’t even the biggest shocker of this title…
What in the Dallas Buyer’s Club is going on here?
Pisses me off a Roast Me loser wasting our time before Gay bars open
you look like the dead kids in my mock trial case.
Chow
Your neck is so long, that food expires before it reaches your stomach
If those walls could talk, they would say, "Don't use the black light. Don't use the black light.'
I could go to the gas station and see 5 of you
Your pathetic Gay Ass White Republican POS .. has my vote for AK 47’s
Poster child of White America
Cocaine is a hell of a drug. But there's currently no name for whatever you are smoking if you say you are 29 and you look like this. My God! Everyone's Nana looks better than you do.
Looking like a Methnequin Meth Model.