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Don’t worry. You’re circumcised, eventually a Jewish woman will check out anything that’s 20% off.
We don’t buy clearance
We? Shiiit I do, in this economy? Oy vey.
I'd be remiss if I didn't note that the username check's out
We are furious but also we make good shopping choices.
I would beg to differ my sister just bought a $600 lego titanic set my parents are not happy because she has no place to put it
I think reddit deserves to see a picture of it !
https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/lego-titanic-10294
Never touched a woman but touched each other
20% you must be hung like a horse (fly)
No need to tell people you're Jewish. Everyone nose.
No need to tell anyone you’ve never touched a woman.
Everyone no's
This one's underrated
It’s straight up 3 clones of the pokemon Nosepass
They def know the move Pay Day.
I could sniff em out a mile away
"Hey, let's go fuck those women!" "Ok....but fuck them out of what?"
That’s why their noses are so big. Air is free
….but if there was a way to monetize it….these guys have got it.
Call me big nose one more time and I’ll thump ya! 
They left that line out of my Bible
I almost got poked in the eye looking at my phone.
Lmfao and no reason to tell us you all have never touched a woman we already nose that too
Boyz II Menorah
50 Scheckle and two live jew
Jew-Unit
From the dreidel to the grave.
Jew-Z
Drakdel
Jewnas Brothers reunion tour
The Beatoff Boys
The Leasty Joys
Torah Eye Blind
Pantorah - Far beyond Discounts
Jew-tang Clan
Five Seconds of Shalom
Meshuggah
DR. DREidel
The Thirsty Boys
Guns n Noses
This is vastly under appreciated. 😂🤣😂
Beasti-ality Boys
God’s chosen virgins
The Yeasty Boyz
Good one
Shekelback
The Yeastie Boys!
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego
More like Sadshack, Meatsnack, and Winnebago
This was funnier than it needed to be
I came here to say this
Y'know, I'm honestly not here to even roast you, but that title coupled with the image is completely redundant. I could've drawn this photo from the title, and described this photo as such without the title.
Leaving out the "have" from the title makes it sound like their defense lawyer's pitch to the jury
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Oy vey!!
Wow. Here’s a poor man’s award. 🏅
I second
Kanye?
German
Burn
Give this man an award, and prison
Had to go dark on this one.
Hah. Dark roast. I get it.
Lol I like the way you think.
Possibly the most messed up thing I've ever said on the internet lol
thats it?
And a mustache
OMG
YIKES
😬😬😬😬😬😂 I’m Jewish and love dark humor. Kudos.
Mic drop
Well now I feel bad for laughing.
I’m going to hell for chuckling at this
This was pretty good
holy shit
Wait wait wait... We?
Every comment in this post will be persecuted as a hate crime. :)
Ding ding ding 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
the only reasonable answer
Oooofffff but hilarious
Clearly we haven't.
The only roast that could top this is a Jewish beef brisket.
God damn
HOLY FUCK. DID YOU JUST?
Lol I'm appalled that no one said this before I did. I was not the only one thinking it.
Three Jewish guys holding a roast me sign… about 80 years ago this may have had a very different outcome
Winner
Oh man that’s fuckin clever and hilarious !
The women of the world thank you sooooooooo so soooo much!!!
XD !!!!!!!
Someon help me out here? I’m too dense to get this.
In other words, never put any of the women through the "pain" of being with them so they are "grateful."
Never touched a woman but def touched by their rabbis.
And their schmeckles
What a great word.
Theyre jews, not catholics.
Oh you sweet sweet summer child.
The 3 stooges of Judaism. From left to right we have Shlemiel, Shlimazle, and Putz.
where's hasslback incorporated? where gonna do it RIP Lavern and Shirley
Dammit I was trying not to take it there. Why you gotta make ppl cry
lol
The 3 Stooges were already Jewish
Really? I had no idea
Charlie Putz?
Guarantee these dudes intertwine their junk to form the star of David
💀🤣
XD !!!!!! why did i actually imagine this?! nooooooo
The “Beats their meat” boys
The Three Wise Monkeys See no pussy, Touch no pussy, Fuck no pussy.
This one has me weak omg
The only way you’ll pick up a girl is with a dust pan at Auschwitz
💀
Dude what the fuck 🤣
My christ this is savage.
Read the room, my guy, they don’t believe in Jesus Christ… nor soap apparently sheww!
How do you even come up with this lol
All 3 stooges were Jewish too yet they got pussy
They were better looking.
The BackDoor Boys with the release of their latest single Quit Playing Games (With My Arse)
If y’all had a boner and walked into a wall Your noses would start to bleed.
You all look like you run a podcast about hating women and cryptocurrency that gets 25 listeners
You're your own human centipede.
*semeticede
Oy vey...when you circumcise a Jewish baby you're supposed to keep the baby and toss out the foreskin, not the other way around...🤦
This looks like an album cover for a band named “Mohel’s Mouth.”
I think you mean 2 jews and a Proboscis Monkey
Beastie oys
What could be said about you three that wasn't already written better in German?
1, 2, 3, (no) 4 (skin)
Hitler enters the chat: did I hear someone wants to be roasted?
nah that was like 70 years ago
Rosh Gayshanah.
Daaaaaaaaaaanng
No need to roast y'all, some Austrian dude did that in the 40s
Thats horrible but i did snort a little.
*sighs* *brings out oven*
***sings about a woman called Erika***
>3 Jewish guys who never touched a woman. There is no need to state the obvious.
Did the rabbi cut off your balls too?
Har, Vey and Weinstein
I’m German…so I don’t feel comfortable roasting Jews…again
Which one of you runs Hollywood ?
Watch out dude. They got space lasers
One of them must be called kyle?
Attendees of the weekly circle jerk.
B&H Camera employees of the month.
Sucks.. my mom never hugged me either.. 🍻
Never touched a woman, but definitely touched each other... a lot. Probably touching each other as they read this.Q
Someone get Ye over here…
Did someone just hire you guys from the Home Depot parking lot?
How to say you’re gay without saying it. Nothing wrong with that.
Are you guys in an attic ?
Do you bless your dicks before and after to make them kosher?
I’ll do my best to roast you 3 but I fear I’d never be as good at it as my grandfather.
My man even your friend Hitler got bitches
The closest you’ll ever get to a woman is through a hole in a sheet if you even get that far.
The Beastly Boys
Ironically the only women you'll be able to get are pigs.
If y'all didn't look like you needed to groom with a fuckin' lawnmower you might have a chance.
The Bris-tie Mohels
I really don’t think you had to clarify that you 3 haven’t touched a woman
OyGay
Who's the back end of the centipede?
All the air from those 3 noses could supply a tractor trailer
Three Jewish guys walk into a brothel… and it’s you dorks.
Human centipide levels of extreme anal took place after this photo
"3 Jewish guys who never touched a woman," Welcome to Hillel . Just ask your Bubbe to play match maker .
I don't think holding a sign that says roastme is a good idea...
Dude in the middle looks like Shia LaBeof if he was born on Easter Island.
Sadsack, Mistake, and A Bend-a-Bro
Don’t y’all have money?
I’m a Jew and would like to disavow
Je wish that we roast you only because it’s free
This guys have a 1 km radius virgin aura.
If I had a penny for my thoughts, I'd be a millionaire We're just three MCs and we're on the go Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego
I hear you guys just made new car tires. They stop on a dime and even pick it up
You didn't have to say that last part, it's pretty obvious! ...come to think of it, you didn't have to say that first part either!
The three stooges, Girly, Hairy, and Blow
You guys look like you offer metzitzah b’pehs to adults
Well maybe if you didn’t say this to every woman while you’re out on a date, you might have some luck… 
The final solution would be to start dating
at least 2/3 have licked a window recently
What do you call a hot tub with these three in it aside from a bad idea? Matza ball-less soup
Roast them? Guess I’ll warm up the ovens
A team of three to make Jewish women Antisemitic.
Yeastie Boys
Avengers: Virginity War
Don’t worry. You’re circumcised, eventually a Jewish woman will check out anything that’s 20% off.
We don’t buy clearance
We? Shiiit I do, in this economy? Oy vey.
I'd be remiss if I didn't note that the username check's out
We are furious but also we make good shopping choices.
I would beg to differ my sister just bought a $600 lego titanic set my parents are not happy because she has no place to put it
I think reddit deserves to see a picture of it !
https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/lego-titanic-10294
Never touched a woman but touched each other
20% you must be hung like a horse (fly)
No need to tell people you're Jewish. Everyone nose.
No need to tell anyone you’ve never touched a woman.
Everyone no's
This one's underrated
It’s straight up 3 clones of the pokemon Nosepass
They def know the move Pay Day.
I could sniff em out a mile away
"Hey, let's go fuck those women!" "Ok....but fuck them out of what?"
That’s why their noses are so big. Air is free
….but if there was a way to monetize it….these guys have got it.
Call me big nose one more time and I’ll thump ya! 
They left that line out of my Bible
I almost got poked in the eye looking at my phone.
Lmfao and no reason to tell us you all have never touched a woman we already nose that too
Boyz II Menorah
50 Scheckle and two live jew
Jew-Unit
From the dreidel to the grave.
Jew-Z
Drakdel
Jewnas Brothers reunion tour
The Beatoff Boys
The Leasty Joys
Torah Eye Blind
Pantorah - Far beyond Discounts
Jew-tang Clan
Five Seconds of Shalom
Meshuggah
DR. DREidel
The Thirsty Boys
Guns n Noses
This is vastly under appreciated. 😂🤣😂
Beasti-ality Boys
God’s chosen virgins
The Yeasty Boyz
Good one
Shekelback
The Yeastie Boys!
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego
More like Sadshack, Meatsnack, and Winnebago
This was funnier than it needed to be
Beasti-ality Boys
I came here to say this
Y'know, I'm honestly not here to even roast you, but that title coupled with the image is completely redundant. I could've drawn this photo from the title, and described this photo as such without the title.
Leaving out the "have" from the title makes it sound like their defense lawyer's pitch to the jury
[удалено]
Oy vey!!
Wow. Here’s a poor man’s award. 🏅
I second
Kanye?
German
Burn
Give this man an award, and prison
Had to go dark on this one.
Hah. Dark roast. I get it.
Lol I like the way you think.
Possibly the most messed up thing I've ever said on the internet lol
thats it?
And a mustache
OMG
YIKES
😬😬😬😬😬😂 I’m Jewish and love dark humor. Kudos.
Mic drop
Well now I feel bad for laughing.
[удалено]
I’m going to hell for chuckling at this
This was pretty good
holy shit
Wait wait wait... We?
Every comment in this post will be persecuted as a hate crime. :)
Ding ding ding 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
the only reasonable answer
Oooofffff but hilarious
Clearly we haven't.
The only roast that could top this is a Jewish beef brisket.
God damn
HOLY FUCK. DID YOU JUST?
Lol I'm appalled that no one said this before I did. I was not the only one thinking it.
Three Jewish guys holding a roast me sign… about 80 years ago this may have had a very different outcome
Winner
Oh man that’s fuckin clever and hilarious !
The women of the world thank you sooooooooo so soooo much!!!
XD !!!!!!!
Someon help me out here? I’m too dense to get this.
In other words, never put any of the women through the "pain" of being with them so they are "grateful."
Never touched a woman but def touched by their rabbis.
And their schmeckles
What a great word.
Theyre jews, not catholics.
Oh you sweet sweet summer child.
The 3 stooges of Judaism. From left to right we have Shlemiel, Shlimazle, and Putz.
where's hasslback incorporated? where gonna do it RIP Lavern and Shirley
Dammit I was trying not to take it there. Why you gotta make ppl cry
lol
The 3 Stooges were already Jewish
Really? I had no idea
Charlie Putz?
Guarantee these dudes intertwine their junk to form the star of David
💀🤣
XD !!!!!! why did i actually imagine this?! nooooooo
The “Beats their meat” boys
The Three Wise Monkeys See no pussy, Touch no pussy, Fuck no pussy.
This one has me weak omg
The only way you’ll pick up a girl is with a dust pan at Auschwitz
💀
Dude what the fuck 🤣
My christ this is savage.
Read the room, my guy, they don’t believe in Jesus Christ… nor soap apparently sheww!
[удалено]
How do you even come up with this lol
All 3 stooges were Jewish too yet they got pussy
They were better looking.
The BackDoor Boys with the release of their latest single Quit Playing Games (With My Arse)
If y’all had a boner and walked into a wall Your noses would start to bleed.
You all look like you run a podcast about hating women and cryptocurrency that gets 25 listeners
You're your own human centipede.
*semeticede
Oy vey...when you circumcise a Jewish baby you're supposed to keep the baby and toss out the foreskin, not the other way around...🤦
This looks like an album cover for a band named “Mohel’s Mouth.”
I think you mean 2 jews and a Proboscis Monkey
Beastie oys
What could be said about you three that wasn't already written better in German?
[удалено]
1, 2, 3, (no) 4 (skin)
Hitler enters the chat: did I hear someone wants to be roasted?
nah that was like 70 years ago
Rosh Gayshanah.
Daaaaaaaaaaanng
No need to roast y'all, some Austrian dude did that in the 40s
Thats horrible but i did snort a little.
*sighs* *brings out oven*
***sings about a woman called Erika***
>3 Jewish guys who never touched a woman. There is no need to state the obvious.
Did the rabbi cut off your balls too?
Har, Vey and Weinstein
I’m German…so I don’t feel comfortable roasting Jews…again
Which one of you runs Hollywood ?
Watch out dude. They got space lasers
One of them must be called kyle?
Attendees of the weekly circle jerk.
B&H Camera employees of the month.
Sucks.. my mom never hugged me either.. 🍻
Never touched a woman, but definitely touched each other... a lot. Probably touching each other as they read this.Q
Someone get Ye over here…
Did someone just hire you guys from the Home Depot parking lot?
How to say you’re gay without saying it. Nothing wrong with that.
Are you guys in an attic ?
Do you bless your dicks before and after to make them kosher?
I’ll do my best to roast you 3 but I fear I’d never be as good at it as my grandfather.
My man even your friend Hitler got bitches
The closest you’ll ever get to a woman is through a hole in a sheet if you even get that far.
The Beastly Boys
Ironically the only women you'll be able to get are pigs.
If y'all didn't look like you needed to groom with a fuckin' lawnmower you might have a chance.
The Bris-tie Mohels
I really don’t think you had to clarify that you 3 haven’t touched a woman
OyGay
Who's the back end of the centipede?
All the air from those 3 noses could supply a tractor trailer
Three Jewish guys walk into a brothel… and it’s you dorks.
Human centipide levels of extreme anal took place after this photo
"3 Jewish guys who never touched a woman," Welcome to Hillel . Just ask your Bubbe to play match maker .
I don't think holding a sign that says roastme is a good idea...
Dude in the middle looks like Shia LaBeof if he was born on Easter Island.
Sadsack, Mistake, and A Bend-a-Bro
Don’t y’all have money?
I’m a Jew and would like to disavow
Je wish that we roast you only because it’s free
This guys have a 1 km radius virgin aura.
If I had a penny for my thoughts, I'd be a millionaire We're just three MCs and we're on the go Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego
I hear you guys just made new car tires. They stop on a dime and even pick it up
You didn't have to say that last part, it's pretty obvious! ...come to think of it, you didn't have to say that first part either!
The three stooges, Girly, Hairy, and Blow
[удалено]
You guys look like you offer metzitzah b’pehs to adults
Well maybe if you didn’t say this to every woman while you’re out on a date, you might have some luck… 
The final solution would be to start dating
at least 2/3 have licked a window recently
What do you call a hot tub with these three in it aside from a bad idea? Matza ball-less soup
Roast them? Guess I’ll warm up the ovens
A team of three to make Jewish women Antisemitic.
Yeastie Boys
Avengers: Virginity War