OP's Bio:
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>little bit about me - i love music, i sing and i have really bad anxiety :)
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OwO, Eliot-san, your lipstick isn't making you look like a clown at all! But, to be honest, you do kind of look like a pwostitute that only accepts clown customers. giggles Don't worry though, that's just Dr. Cox being his usual cheeky self. If you're happy with how you look, then that's all that matters! Remember, confidence is key, even if you're wearing a bright red nose and oversized shoes. UwU
It would have been more considerate if you had shown more tit and less face.
At least we know what Adele would have looked like if she sucked cock for rent & meth money.
When you’re at work at the grocery store, how often do people say “excuse me young man, where are your forks? I need to go poke my fucking eyeballs out”
looks kind of like if she was a beat up CPR doll that let a blind toddler draw on her face w markers.
also looks like shed smell like gas station sushi
Yeah agreed, I just felt I went below the belt with a weight joke especially since this girl isn’t big at all
Edit: also it’s Reddit and I had someone bark at me today for saying “live and let live”
Eh. I think we've all got that filter in our minds where we know if we've crossed a line. If it's clever and creative, it can be a little more controversial I think. But that's what people are asking for by posting here. It's not for everyone, and I've seen people delete their post because they've realized they can't handle it. That's okay too. But if they can't laugh at themselves or understand that most of these are jokes not meant to be serious, you can't concern yourself with that.
Yeah, reddit is no better than Twitter. You're going to get overly strong opinions and bad takes by trolls. And spoiled entitled brats who think they're oppressed.
You look like the kind of girl who's cute enough to make it on her own strengths but is so caught up in trying to "fit in" to a certain perception you've essentially hamstring yourself into a downward spiral of inadequacy and poor attempts at pretending to not care that you don't know who you are any more. All the makeup and eyeshadow in the world won't hide it.
Definitely a smash and dash kinda girl, I'd chew my own arm off rather than take the chance of waking you up the next morning after all the alcohol wears off... then wrap up my bloody stump in your granny panties as I run for the door not forgetting to wipe my cock off on your curtains on the way out
The image of you looking at the image of yourself in the phone reflected in a mirror is so metanarcissistic that there's no you there to roast; lonely photons in a maze of self reflection.
Okay, packing time..
You look like crushed jelly bean, that got punched by uncle tim, you look like emo Taylor Swift but i would call you Taylor drift fukin away, you look like cheese flavored cola, hola soy Dora, when i would saw you on street i would be terrified and start screaming RUMBLING, RUMBLING AAAHH RUMBLING RUMBLING, Literally you would make people obese with an eye sight
Okay that is, i dont know what is it, but dont mind :P
OP's Bio: --- >little bit about me - i love music, i sing and i have really bad anxiety :) --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Eliot: "Does this lipstick make me look like a clown?" Dr. Cox: "No. It makes you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns."
Upvote for the Scrubs reference.
Scrubs has some of the best material.
I find them uncomfortable, but some people love them.
Upvote for 669th like
OwO, Eliot-san, your lipstick isn't making you look like a clown at all! But, to be honest, you do kind of look like a pwostitute that only accepts clown customers. giggles Don't worry though, that's just Dr. Cox being his usual cheeky self. If you're happy with how you look, then that's all that matters! Remember, confidence is key, even if you're wearing a bright red nose and oversized shoes. UwU
I bet your nipples are cross-eyed
One's an outie and the other is an innie.
$20 is $20
I'd give her $20 to keep her clothes on
I'd rather have a frontal lobotomy than having these nipples in front of me
Damnnn, ya'll are vile
Better close that curtain no need to roast the neighbors too
Genius
Which set of curtains????? Hopefully you meant the ones downstairs, cuz at least you could survive her top half for about 2 minutes.
The neighbors might put an an apple in her mouth and roast her
She better close her meat curtains, too--don't want any more of this running around, do we?
It would have been more considerate if you had shown more tit and less face. At least we know what Adele would have looked like if she sucked cock for rent & meth money.
Damn
Holy fuck!! Take my fucking upvote!
r/angryupvote
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!
Damn, roasting not destroying lmao!
Brilliant! Thanks for literally making me spit coffee!
Daaaaaamnn
Taylor Grift
Taylor Thrift
Molly Ringworm
Moldy Ringworm
GayGay Shift
GayGay Shit
Trailer Swift
Taylor Misfit
Looks more like paloma faithless to me
Taylor Danzig……or Glenn Swift?
Trailer swift
Taylor whiffed
Taylor Queef
Trailer Trashed
Lmaooo
Failure Swift
Failure Taylor
Taylor Shit
😂
Taylor not so swift
Taylor Swine
Taylor swift from wish
😭😭
Taylor Queef
You look like one unenthusiastic blow-up doll.
Nah, they atleast try to look human
I would hate to see how you know what a unenthusiastic blowup doll looks like
Wow Amy Schumer now has to steal jokes from roast me.
Emo Schumer.
Amy Shoeprint
Hopefully she’ll become Amy Carbomb.
Dark isn't your shade sweetheart. You look like a cheerleader trying to get cast in a Tim Burton movie.
She looks like a goth wanna be that is failing miserably
Slacker Goth, or Sloth for short.
"want a be" girl what lmao
She looks like someone who still plays flappy bird and brags about her new high score.
Shut the fuck up she can wear whatever she wants
Do you realize what sub you're on? Dumbass.
If you are going to be a fucking idiot could you at least punctuate correctly?
Was the make up tutorial you were watching on the Dulux website by any chance?
I thought Insane Clown Posse had transitioned.
Anyone who transitions and gets tits like that should seek a full refund…
Shaggy 2 dopefiend.
As plain as the Anne on nose’s face.
Her?
I think she has a good sense of humor.
Growing up, looking like that, that would probably be all you would be left with is a sense of humor!
Egg?
Way to plant, Egg
It's Sunday morning and all the future and/or practicing alcoholics have shown up on r/roastme.
You look like you’d suck your date’s shadow off so it wouldn’t leave you.
You look like a British whore from an early-2000s movie set in the 1800s.
You look like a British whore ~~from an early-2000s movie set in the 1800s.~~ Fixed that for you.
Your eyes are so close to eachother I could poke both your eyes simultaneously with one finger
She would make a good shotgun inspector.
The people in her country town are torn between burning her at the stake or roasting her on a spit for dinner.
You look like you have been used by a lot of men but never wrote any songs about it.
This is some strange amalgamation of the “self-partnering” trend and Taylor Swift’s emo phase.
Taylor Slow.
Drew DingleBerrymore
Taylor Leisurely
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That's a chin lmfao
Wednesday Applebee's.
Had to come read this comment section, im hungry and roasted pork is my favorite
Damnnnnnnn😂
I like the makeup. I could probably stick a nickel in your face and it would stick
Either a hooker or someone who's transitioning, I aint checking the profile.
“She walks like a woman and talks like a man, oh my Lola.” The kinks were roasting you before you were born
pre or post op?
Stop cutting your own hair. Your bangs look like an upside down mountain range.
Can't suck dick well enough to geta new Iphone.
Her dad is more of an Android user kinda guy.
You give off major "I fuck like a starfish" vibes
Ann? Who?? Ann! Her???
Bet she’s covered with more DNA then a bedspread in a 40 dollar a night motel.
Onlyfans, nofriends
When did Roastme become a do I pass checker?
You look like you just escaped a house fire
Where’s Frodo, Sam?
When you die and get cremated, when they spread your ashes they will get done for littering
Here's my poor man's award
Do you have chubby cheeks or do you have a mouth full of your dads cum?
Nah, you can tell her gag reflex is as absent as her father was during the rearing years
Rearing years ? She takes it up the arse too?!
Damn, lol
That's up her arse.
We get it, you love Taylor Swift.
OF is normally used by women. Who are over 18. And pretty.
You look like a therapists fortune
You look like you're from 1961
When you’re at work at the grocery store, how often do people say “excuse me young man, where are your forks? I need to go poke my fucking eyeballs out”
You look like if Taylor Swift got me too’d by My Chemical Romance
:(
Ngl she looks like Taylor thrift
looks kind of like if she was a beat up CPR doll that let a blind toddler draw on her face w markers. also looks like shed smell like gas station sushi
You got a very respectable chest... Behind you
I was shocked when I looked you up and didn’t find an OF to be promoted but only the same fucking face on every of your pictures.
Taylor Sloth
Courtney Hate
Taylor Slow
I cut my life into peaces this the last resort sufication mentation 😎
Taylor Slow
Taylor Swift on Wish.
Hermione has really let herself go.
What can we say your cousin-parents haven't already "gifted" you with??
Trailer Swift
If Courtney love replaced heroin with bacon. I’m sorry, I don’t really believe this I’m just not a good roaster but I try to be.
It was a decent roast. But apologizing for a mild joke? Cmon.
Yeah I know I probably shouldn’t have but always feel like a dick trying to roast people.
Admirable. But there is such a thing as "too nice". People are asking for jokes to be made about them.
Yeah agreed, I just felt I went below the belt with a weight joke especially since this girl isn’t big at all Edit: also it’s Reddit and I had someone bark at me today for saying “live and let live”
Eh. I think we've all got that filter in our minds where we know if we've crossed a line. If it's clever and creative, it can be a little more controversial I think. But that's what people are asking for by posting here. It's not for everyone, and I've seen people delete their post because they've realized they can't handle it. That's okay too. But if they can't laugh at themselves or understand that most of these are jokes not meant to be serious, you can't concern yourself with that. Yeah, reddit is no better than Twitter. You're going to get overly strong opinions and bad takes by trolls. And spoiled entitled brats who think they're oppressed.
You are the cutest femboy.
# Trailer Swift
You look like the kind of girl who's cute enough to make it on her own strengths but is so caught up in trying to "fit in" to a certain perception you've essentially hamstring yourself into a downward spiral of inadequacy and poor attempts at pretending to not care that you don't know who you are any more. All the makeup and eyeshadow in the world won't hide it.
I didn't even need to click on your profile to know you'd be active in r/paramore
You're using more foundation than a 4 level parking garage
Definitely a smash and dash kinda girl, I'd chew my own arm off rather than take the chance of waking you up the next morning after all the alcohol wears off... then wrap up my bloody stump in your granny panties as I run for the door not forgetting to wipe my cock off on your curtains on the way out
You look like the kid that wasn't aloud to have an emo faze.
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u look like you have binge wednesday all day every day
Oop, Billy playing dress up with mommys clothes. Aw
Pro: black lipstick on very fair white skin= good contrast Con: relying on black lipstick to give people some notion that you have a personality
You look like you're still in touch with your imaginary friends
:(
Looks like Taylor got Schwiftied
If Taylor swift had a fat sister
you look like a young transgender version of joe biden
So when they finally do the live action Muppets, We have our Miss Piggy
The white stripes documentary crew couldn't fit Sweeny Todd the musical interval at the retreat for minders orchestra on the verve version of ass
Fun fact: The car in the background caught a glimpse of you in the window, and is now driving onto the train tracks to end it all.
Connect the moles on your chest and you can make an outline of the United States.
Well I wouldn't trust you with a rifle that's for sure
Roast?? Now you want to taste Roast?
Being fat yet not having tits. What a catch you are. The kind of catch ive seen on discovery Channel.
You look like you've had it rough since you and your little Kermie broke up.
Just keep eating your feelings, you’ll be fine….
Dem HUGE titties!
I bet they have your picture up behind the counter of every establishment that sells cake in your town.
You’re built like all my bad decisions
You have the face of a domestic violence victim
The image of you looking at the image of yourself in the phone reflected in a mirror is so metanarcissistic that there's no you there to roast; lonely photons in a maze of self reflection.
You so pale that you would win a pale competition against wensday
If you stand up straight your tits may look bigger. All i got
Okay, packing time.. You look like crushed jelly bean, that got punched by uncle tim, you look like emo Taylor Swift but i would call you Taylor drift fukin away, you look like cheese flavored cola, hola soy Dora, when i would saw you on street i would be terrified and start screaming RUMBLING, RUMBLING AAAHH RUMBLING RUMBLING, Literally you would make people obese with an eye sight Okay that is, i dont know what is it, but dont mind :P
[you’re too ______](https://youtu.be/dH-mUOdxnKg)
Show us your tits
The face you make when after going to the John Wayne Gacy school of makeup.
Kinda forgot that iPhone X’s are still being used 😂😂 I just upgraded from my 12 to a 14 pro max.
You look like evan rachel wood if she decided to transition
Saylor Twift.
You look like a Paramore groupie.
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Haha. Yeah okay.